Poor Dagoth, he only wanted to be part of the cool club, but he had to take a good honest look in the mirror at a god. This isn't from anything, I just like writing Dagoth Ur fan fiction.
_"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dagoth Ur and the adventurers guild? I thought not, it's not a story the tribunal would tell you. It's an ash vampire legend..."_
Dagoth’s little laugh at 0:46 sounds so dry and forced and unnatural that it just fits with his character perfectly. Like he’s realized he needs to punctuate his joke with a laugh so that Nerevar knows that he’s telling a joke too. It’s sweet
@@fourminutemadness4454 I genuinely thought this was copied from some anime or something when he started going on about the sad life he would lead because of his godhood, good shit
Funny enough you actually can in 2013 a landmark Supreme Court decision ruled that books read by an AI is considered transformative and falls under fair use and is not a copyright violation So yeah go ahead and import whatever you want from whatever book and have Dagoth Ur or whoever else read it
"I was so sure and keen to start throwing spells and slashing swords all in the name of fortune and glory that I forgot one important thing *Iamagod."*
I came for an iron ingot to his store... left awestruck of his wisdom, left delighted from his stories. Forget about mudcrab, hail the new God of shopkeepers
@@fourminutemadness4454 I love how he is both so human in his emotions and need for community but simultaneously so self-absorbed that he uses himself as a unit of measurement. Amazing.
Every other guild was too afraid of the potential chaotic energy and world-destroying implications of hiring a chaos god. The Mages guild, however, was delighted to have it.
At least being the one chump in town who meets a god and only has a lump of iron to show for it would be better than meeting one and running off with a lump of substandard copper.
Is the compatriots, nay friends joke an allusion to Ceasar's funeral speech? If so, it is an absolutely brilliant jewel to crown an already exceptional monologue.
How could the adventurers guild deny the Devine presence of Dagoth ur (the god) in his ADVENTURE to add new members to the 6th house and the tribe unmourned, Truly a grand and intoxicating innocence
Shout out to the many members of the Mage's Guild. Generously funding and bankrolling project of 3rd Numidium. You're all truly wonderful, have a Dagoth one.
At least six years ago but been a popular thing for longer than that in simpler forms, see young scrolls here on RU-vid he made a great Dagoth music video
Dagoth, god-bro, you should check out the telvanni gang. Mage guild is sooo beta compare to them. True sigma energy there. They welcome anyone with talent and hate for the empire mongrels.
But have they prepared a place for him? Maybe a special Heart Chamber? Because, we have to ask ourselves the following, is this how we honour the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?
Jesus, who would have thought an AI meme shit post could help flesh out a fictional character? Perhaps if Dagoth Ur been given the opportunity to join and participate as he so clearly wanted, perhaps he would have been a different god?
Also as much as I like these Dagoth Ur Shitposts I roll my eyes a bit when the person writing the script interprets "The tribe unmourned" as another title of the Sixth House. It seems based on the context that the tribe unmourned is the Dwemer not the Sixth House. The game implies that it could be either and in reality it is a bit ambiguous, but I think that if someone was to try to come down on a single side it is much more clearly the Dwemer.
