Damsel Is An Actual Embarrassment 

She's just built different 😤 But seriously, I used to be a dancer and just sliding on smooth wooden floors banged up our knees pretty good like wtf movie

That is the single most powerful move in rock'n'roll.

The knee slide has literally never been cool From what I’ve seen it it’s always been unnecessary and dumb looking

@@kojoattah3987 im sorry mate, but you've clearly never did a rebellious slide on a freshly waxed floor against the expressed wishes of your loving mother that may or may not result in an untimely concussion that may or may not be followed by a thorough scolding.

You might be over analysing, this is a movie for kids ... chill out ... have you ever watched a movie as a child, that now, as an adult, you realise is unrealistic (home alone ? gremlins ? ET ? etc etc) ...

He truly is a good boy

@My_pfp_beats_all_dog_breeds. I think you misspelled the word "dogs". Glad to help ;)

​@My_pfp_beats_all_dog_breeds. Dogs serve virtually all the purposes that cats do, and then some. If you attempt to pet a cat, chances are high you'll end up with some scratches for no apparent reason. The same might happen with a dog initially, but with time and mutual familiarity, it tends to become more comfortable and friendly, adapting to your emotions. However, a cat remains largely indifferent (even if you and the cat have grown accustomed to each other) its aggression levels may remain unchanged simply because it can. What you gonna do if you have a break-in or some other threat. What would a cat do? Nothing. But a dog? It would sense danger and potentially defend you. Dogs generally require less maintenance, are more social, and can be more active compared to cats. Of course, this varies depending on the breed. If you get smaller, delicate breeds you might as well be getting a cat, but larger breeds like Golden Retrievers or German Shepherds encompass all desirable traits in one package. They start as affectionate companions, mature while maintaining their playful nature, are empathetic, and can act as protectors. But whatever man, I digress the debate of Cats vs Dogs often boils down to personal preference. So, whatever you like, have a good day! And by the way, Venomous is still a good boy.

@My_pfp_beats_all_dog_breeds. Accurate. 👍

@My_pfp_beats_all_dog_breeds. Depends on the dog.

Fr

If plot armor is not a thing, no one will believe MBBrown is just 20 years old. She looks old and fugly. Middle aged woman old.

The branches and mud broke her fall like those branches were huge and she also held onto one and slipped down and her dress was really big and had so many layerrs and protection.

This is secretly a star wars movie. She's the other last jedi that'll help Rey rebuild the order

​@@LemonAviationyeah surrrrrre they did

One guess, plot armor

Maybe she’s Cloud Strife’s ancestor since she also survived being impaled and enveloped in fire 🤣

Maybe it was a cheese crown?

CiNeMatIC😜

Kinda like how in the last jedi when fin is flying towards the big laser drill his ship is melting but he is completely fine……. Hey Rian Johnson didnt write this movie did he?

All the men in the story had to meet a gory end. How could she triumph as a “heroine” otherwise?

As one of the villains he needed to make sure she died properly I guess. Just had that inkling niggle in his mind to go check once, you know?

The slugs don’t work on patriarchy

​LMAO

@@nebulous6660 😂 i see what you did there 😂

Exactly 😂😂😂

@@nebulous6660 Yup 😂

add all the people the dragon killed from the kingdom which led to the king and his men going into the cave to try and kill the dragon.

And not just killed but the dragon went out of its way to make the deaths as mentally and physically brutal as possible, it was sadistic and cruel beyond redemption at that point. And to drag the process out over hundreds of years to the point where you’re not even punishing the heirs and descendants of the people that originally harmed you ? And on top of that there’s no way the dragon didn’t know the girls it was murdering weren’t actually from the family if the man that originally killed her children they were randomly chosen girls from far away lands that had been sacrificed to it and had NOTHING to do with what happened. Sorry but the dragon was a completely unredeemable character at that point.

It was a way for other noble families to get rid of their insufferable girlboss princesses.

The peasants do useful work.

Princesses are phisically weak and could not escape the dragon , while peasants would be a lot stronger , have actual survival skills and could potentially escape thus causing trouble for the kingdom

@@ramondelgado4927 Dude is a dragon. Even if they manage to survive and kill it, isn't that the solution to the problem?

​@@ramonserna8089 except they can't because the dragon is a female and a mother too, and the last one of her kind. Idk anymore 😂

It has also been confirmed that RT has a lot *gasp* payed reviewers! Ik, ik, but try to act surprise!

@@odindarkll3706 Immediately hit reply to type this. An insane amount of paid reviews. Rotten Tomatoes is no longer a valid site.

@@odindarkll3706 Immediately hit reply to type the same thing. An very large amount of paid reviews. RottenTomatoes is no longer a valid site.

The audience scores are as questionable, though. Argylle has a fresh audience rating despite being a total disaster in every way, maybe worse than Damsel.

​@@mattgottesmann3514 No, not worse than Damsel. It is very disappointing, though.

Don’t forget how Elodie burnt dress keeps changing such as the chest piece

No males dragons survived the purge

2) because she-dragon is strong and independent therefore needs no he-dragon.

@@yagami87 lol even as a woman myself, this made me laugh. The best comment.

Single mom dragon?

Ngl Coffin Dance is the only exception up to this day. They set the trend and only they own the... genre.

To subvert expectations, one must first master expectations. Hacks like Rian Johnson and Juan Carlos Fresnadillo are incapable of doing either.

I always thought subverting expectations meant disappointing audiences.

@@maguffintop2596 thats disney’s definition of it, yes.

And haircut. Don't forget the haircut.

And outperforming men, making males look like complete weakling buffoons.

Dragon Type is super-effective to itself. 😄

I rationalized this as being like stomach acid or fecal material. As in, it's serving great purpose when it's in the right spot, and it'll cause a _whole_ lot of problems when it's not.

Dragon scales are fire proof! Makes no sense

To be fair, the rest of our body is not immune to our stomach acid either

@@nrg16108 says who ?

The "writers" were AIs, and I think the "I" in AI stands idiot.

well damn 😂😂😂😂

there is a literary trope of the 'damsel in distress' waiting for the hero to help her. i guess that's what the title refers to whereas the film subverts this non-feminist notion with its story ... plot .... heroin ... idea .... whatever

@vidmikes Every time they say damsel, I hear low Middle Ages Norman influenced early English 😂. I swear, it’s like an ear worm I can’t avoid… I think I’m going to reread Le Morte De Arthur…

@@theannamuellerYeah, I mean if you’re going to make a movie that’s a subversion of the classic fairytale trope of a hero rescuing a damsel in distress then the title at least makes sense.

who can rock climb, do tourniquets and 1v1 a dragon and win?

Nope. These movies are written by 11yr old girls.

a marketing department asking AI what humans like to watch

That's even worse than an A.I. movie! I wish Quentin Tarintino, Mel Brooks, or...hell Uwe Boll at this point would make fantasy movies.

*Disparu* commented on that... I think his words were something like, "the knights lowered themselves into the cave like a team of trained SAS commandos"

This whole movie is probably a secret guilty pleasure dream MBB once had since she was 5 and somehow got told a bedtime story about St George and the Damsel so she wanted to be the dragonslayer princess without any consequences. Armour physic is the last thing in her mind.

It isn't even an original story - they just reworked the Theseus & the Minotaur myth so that Theseus is a woman & inexplicably joins forces with the Minotaur at the end.

Think? They definitely use AI. At this point people just don't say it for fear of lawsuits.

No one really got married for love back then. It was to find a good partner for life. Not romance. You actually needed a good partner to survive for a lot of people.

Brutal.

I would have called CPS and gotten her arrested.

I would have tried to get your dad to divorce her.

So what nursing home is she in now?

Ahh yes, another example of punishing the innocent child because the other two baboons won't behave. Sorry, that must have just sucked!!

the bugs also managed to just give the dragon a new eye after she stabbed it with a knife, i get healing powers, but...very cool bugs lmao

Yet, she didn't save her dad though

​@@Sun.Shine- saved the dragon.

Like in the walking dead when they realised that rhey could "hide" using the zombie blood and then never used it again for 50 fcking seasons 😂😂😂

She didn't even use them to heal the cut on her hand, which at this point, would still be fresh. Cause, plot.

Then people complained that his getting back to Gotham was unrealistic, despite the fact that he was a billionaire with worldwide connections and had just helped 50 guys to the point where they owed him their lives and could likely find a cell phone for him... That criticism frustrates me.

Strong independent women need no batman

@DrEternity420 I was referring to the prison where bane grew up that he threw Bruce Wayne into

@@DrEternity420 I actually think TDKR is the better of the two DK films. In part because it is essential for bringing the deception used on the city in TDK, back around, demonstrating that some tactics can have consequences. It also demonstrates the deeply problematic way that far-progressive activism can influence a city/ country. Bane's way of manipulating people is a masterclass in what is wromg with the social justice movement

She's got that menstrual strength powered by the moon cycle bruh

They could just make her an engineer type of person, make her build a contraption to win the fight. For ages humans used intelligence to overcome strength, but she just goes and beat a huge freaking dragon that a full army of trained soldiers couldn’t beat.

Fr!!!

You obviously didn't watch it,she didn't slay a dragon but listen to what your cult leader says

So she did what then elaborate wallmart Einstein

@@demontferrat even at that,y'all will still call it woke as women were not allowed to be builders then

Thought I was imagining things. Hollywood is a sick place

i didn't even recognize her

It is so true though... She pouts alot in movies now that, i just can't ignore it. She's posing when the camera is on her face! Can't wait for stranger things finale 😑 Which reminds me of how Joe Wright told Keira Knightley to stop pouting in P&P, with her natural thin lips ❤️

I just noticed that, her lips look a lot fuller while I remember her lips being very thin early in the show Stranger Things, even with makeup. Sad.

She's just turned 20 last month.

Not Sakura. 💀💀

Yeah that was a pointless bit of characterization

I'm not going to lie whenever I see her I think of the name Billy Bob Bo Brown. I have no idea why.

ricky bobby brown & milly vanilli were goat calls😂

I've been holding my breath underwater when I go into a pool for most of my life, so I've signed up for the Olympics 100 meter butterfly hopefully I'll get a medal!!

I agree it needs more. I would have accepted that if we saw her doing that AND some kind of sword practice. Even just against a dummy or training exercises with her dad. This dragon was killing scores of fully armed and trained dudes, so she needs to be as good if not better for the story to work. But they think “she can swing an axe at a non moving object, that means she can kill a fucking dragon.” That’s like saying that because I can do 20 pushups in a single set, I can beat up Mike Tyson in his prime. Like lmaoooo NOOO I cannot.

The only attempt made was to make some money off of MBB before she becomes irrelevant.

Except it makes everything else more ridiculous. We don’t see her swinging the axe, he just see her putting it down. Cause no way BBB can swing that axe. Is like putting Michael Myers next to a dead Godzilla, and the movie trying to convince us that Michael managed to kill Godzilla. Lazy writing

Chat GPT is learning

Ah yes. No black people there? 🙃

​@My_pfp_beats_all_dog_breeds. It's like Fantasy... Not reality

You were and you did. There's even video of you in Damsel cosplay. Yikes.

@@Kognitosan Keep your sick twisted fantasies to yourself. Super Yikes.

You’d black out and would never know.

say it to fire eating artists.

I don't know, that depends on the mechanics of it. Maybe its insides are fireproof but not the outside. The bacteria that live in your lower intestine can kill you if they get into your upper intestine. That's how it works. Or maybe it spits out a liquid that doesn't ignite until it's exposed to the air in the atmosphere, so it's not fireproof at all. Is a flamethrower fireproof because it makes a jet of flame? In fact that's more plausible than a magical creature with a furnace inside of it and magical immunity to flame.

Why would this give you hope? Do you not think there were any writers with a better story than this? But they picked this instead. Which means if you're a better writer than this you probably won't get picked. Ever heard the term overqualified?

@@MamaMOB Good writers are not woke or DEI enough to get hired.

No it doesnt. All the good writers and stories out there, and THIS gets made. Unless you hamstring your story with modern BS, it will never get chosen. Those with actual talent and skill got thrown out of the industry years ago.

Lol love this comment. Ans yes I do draw some hope from the shit that is produced and made into movie or becomes viral. But I also draw dread I might write too well to go viral.

They don't ever pick random good stories all over the world, let alone on popular writing sites or from amateur writers. Because connections, interests and money. And oh, they are their own circle of society (elite or artists or whatever they think they are).

Dues Ex Machina plot device... learn basic writing bro

Guy with flamethrower makes jet of flame. Flame burns guy holding flamethrower. Whole flamethrower explodes if flame actually enters the thrower itself. That's not that far fetched at all. Do you think fire -eaters actually eat fire?

I also found it entertaining that decades ago women were objectified by having them appear as sexy warrior princesses with just a short skirt and a bra-top to appeal to the male audience and then Millie Bobby Brown sheds her apparel which is restricting both physically and metaphorically and ends up as a barely covered female warrior... but this time its for her and not us the male audience so its empowering. *sigh* . . . okay.... if you say so

Stylists love to make people look older and more mature.

No..?? She's a 2004

I don't think you should be worried about the looks of 20 years old you creep

"Oh, hai, Mark."

If you watch Damsel watch DragonSlayer first.

I remember when I would watch certain Bollywood, Nollywood (Nigerian) or Chinese movies for the over the top acting, plot, dialogue for comedic relief and Hollywood was always the gold standard when it came to movies but unfortunately mainstream, big budget U.S movies have followed suit.

@@grapesofhypocrisy9842 Seen it, don't remember a thing about it. Might be worth a re-watch. 👍

@@lance134679 Watched it last night... it is a parody. Just swapped the protagonist and antagonist and added modern story telling techniques and trimmings.

So she's a young female version of the rock. That's hilarious

Don’t forget that Robin Wright was also Jenny from Forrest Gump!

You do get The Princess Bide came out in 1987 right? If she went from that to this then she hasn't had a career for 37 years.

​@@timothymorris157that one's a little bit more relevant it's only 30 years old.

How about we go with House of Cards? That one's only 6 years old. And it doesn't make it seem like she hasn't had a career in 3 decades.

@@MamaMOB My point is that she can act and is a good actress, the problem is that Netflix threw her in this Damsel shit.

It's only getting worse year by year.

Holy Crossover Batman!! A Legend watching a Legend.

Because it gave you a chubby?

@@Kognitosan No, because it quite possibly gave him a splitting headache.

@@Kognitosan nah, just you bro

I knew it wasn't just me... that part sounded sensual

@My_pfp_beats_all_dog_breeds.Oh noz. My feefees. F off.Your pfp is a trash breed FYI.

Stranger things tho

Stranger Things

@@Hulelol who would have guessed, not everyone likes that show especially with the recent seasons

@@MaggioWhetstone My bad, didn't know you knew every single human that watched the show, lol you oughta be jokin bro

@@MaggioWhetstone I didn't know majority=everyone, you got it lil bro

Vermithrax Perjorative was an awesome dragon, and the wizard was a great actor. Everyone should watch "Dragonslayer" (1981)

Ya this movie takes alot of beats from that movie. 3 baby dragons get killed etc etc... they just reversed the protagonists and antagonists.

@@grapesofhypocrisy9842 I knew it seemed so familiar. It reads like someone saw Dragonslayer and decided to flip the genders to make an anti-damsel girl boss fantasy flick, but they realized it would mean tangling with Disney, so they made some changes and called it "original".

BAHAH

U mean drinking the dripping liquid in a dark sunlight free cave? Yeah thats great idea. Then continuing to stand eyes closed when suddenly the drip increases WHILE EVADING A DRAGON is just dumb. Like the slugs do they clone themselves in that bag? Like im sorry mountains only have ice OUTSIDE inside UNDER GROUND its WARMER so no ice=cave drippings of minerals

Alot of LOTR fans hated that scene though

As a woman, I hate that scene

*LaserBlades* *SwordLasers* *Lightsabers* has five decades of brand recognition so that wont be matched or surpassed overnight regardless of how cool the alternative may be 😁😁😁😅

The important part is that while she was in that movie, she didn't actually fight the monster. Godzilla and Mothra killed King Ghidorah.

@@ggrarl She faced Ghidorah, not fight him. That's what I meant.

She became a princess for her people to help them since they were poor and hungry. Marrying the prince would give them money to feed those people. Her rebelling wouldn't have made sense.

​@Gyrfalcon312 what is the other half of you?

I agree, the way it was modeled was dope. If only the script could've kept up with the modeling. 🤦‍♂️

So did you actually see her behave this way or are you just believing rumors from other people?

​@@BratzRockAngels she said it herself in an interview

@@pam7304 Can I see the quote of her saying that?

@@BratzRockAngels just search "millie bobby brown waiters" and it should come up, people were really mad about it

@@BratzRockAngels just search "millie bobby brown waiters" and it should come up, people were really mad about it

Are you serious?

​@@tomchandler7568 Unfortunately yes he is

Well, she was a kid and still is. She's young. No one older than 25 would find her wise.

Ya its all Her fault she wants too see herself in movies... so terrible. Watch the OG movie... it's about an wizards apprentice killing a dragon...

How is it accurate if he didn't realize this was a remake of DragonSlayer... you kids are funny.

How would that make things better when the writing is influenced by activists?

sounds like longer suffering for the audience.

@@Zycoxy probably so but I wanted more lore.

Same when I saw Robin Wright. Damn, their rent must be due for them to accept this...

These losers see even a half second of a background actor who is black and they scream about how Hollywood is over and then hate ejaculate.

Every woman is the protagonist. It's not what they do, it's what they are. 🥲

it's size was inconsistent as hell

What's wrong with that?

@@DieNibelungenliad So the more green screens there are, the less the actors/actresses have to interact with their environment. Notice that the scene where she's in the water, the set is less green screen because she has to touch the sides of the pool, etc. but the lair part where she goes up against the dragon, is all green screen, except for the floor. Without at least the base of the pillars to look how they would in the movie, it gives Milly less to picture what the cave will look like, the scale of how big everything is, a more experienced actor or actress who has had a wider range of roles could possibly do a really good job in an environment like this, but Milly is still a young actress and I've noticed that her acting goes up and down depending on how the scenes are and who or what she has to interact with.

Majority of action movies are dumb,bet you have watched them more than once,let her have her fun

I fear for your wife, that she might become a girlboss and dump you

Because you set the bar on good girl boss fliks? F off Mikey.

He's the critical drinker's apprentice

Yeah but you hate almost everything.

@@Kognitosan ¿?