Dara Ó Briain On Depressing 6am Lapdances | BEST OF Talks Funny | Universal Comedy 

get a job in marketing! XD

Also, before she was turned into a monster, she was one of the most beautiful women of her time

Bravo sir 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Yes. Great surface-level marketing... Because if you read beyond the first Google entry, you'll get to the part where she was raped, and then she was transformed into a gorgon either as a punishment or as a protective measure so that she could never be hurt again (there are various interpretations of the myth). Then again, nuance and night clubs don't exactly go together, do they? 🤷‍♀️

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9:33 is an expression we've seen Bernard Black doing before.

I was laughing whilst thinking "No, you're not" I live on the even numbered side.....

Do you know anyone on the other side of the road?

also - if you're committing piracy, how is that possible without an eye patch and saying 'aaaaah me hearties' while you rip something off?

@@moaningpheromones the only apropriate music to accompany your internet misdeeds : ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Th6PW5VwDFI.html

@@moaningpheromones p

Not ironic. That's called hypocritical.

@@jessicaevans7847 I'd say its ironically hypocritical

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Considering this was from Dara's show in 2008, It wouldn't have been Ed lol

@Samuel Black Classic

I expect if you ARE running a knocking shop, you make it your business to get on with your neighbours

@@Bazookatone1 Story is from Germany. Prostitution is legal here. Which I am very against by the way.

@@AVKnecht ah, it's not hurting anyone

​@@AVKnecht but you will subscribe to a only fans model... same thing

"You wouldn't download a house" Screw you guy i would if i could

Or you wouldn't have to be harassed if you if you just download the fing thing... Good job in annoying the people who gave you money, best pro piracy campaign ever!

You wouldn't shoot a policeman and steal his hat. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his hat, and send it to his grieving widow... and then steal it back again!!

You can now 3D printer one these day 😉

Hello Bad Ash.

If I were manufacturing alcoholic drinks, I'd call them: 'responsibly' and 'carefully'.

In our medusas, we'll turn your snake to stone alright..

You’ll be Hard as a rock

@@br1mst0ne54 Now, this depends on which rock you are referring to. Granite, for example, is quite hard, having a mohs scale of 7. However diamond is rated 10 on the mohs scale. And, coincidentally, is created via a process of heat and pressure, much like being in a strip club. Now Talc is considered the softest rock on Earth, with a mohs scale of 1. So depending on which rock you are referring to, one is left pondering the entire situation. If you were as hard as talc at a strip club called Medusas, then it's likely that this club is found in the dingy backwater parts of some biker infested sleaze hole, replete with women with large areolas, bleached anuses to disguise the over use of said anus, and missing a number of teeth. But if you were as hard as diamond, then it's obviously the cocaine was not very good and you're somewhere in Las Vegas, where the pole dancers can perform magic tricks with their vaginas. I dunno, but now I'm bloody horny...

@@parishna4882 heck, if you wanna get ultra specific, start with the part that Medusa is actually a GREAT name. Medusa's whole thing was that she was so beautiful that Aphrodite got jealous. If anything, this is a highly cultured strip club with someone who knows their greek mythos. There's nothing sexier than a cultured strip club.

@@Gihntemos Put that way, I'm calling my sock Medusa. Makes it less... uhh.. salacious when I peruse the fine quality content on xhamster. :( *sorry medusa, it's not the foot, today*

Because she was more beautiful than...Hera I think? One of the goddesses anyway.

@@greyjackal she was a beautiful woman who was raped by posieden in Athena's temple. To protect her Athena changed her hair to snakes and made her face so terrible that it was petrifying to behold. So yeah not the greatest name for a lapdancing club.

@@greyjackal nope she was raped by Poseidon in the temple of Athena so she cursed her

the being raped by poseidon thing and cursed is actually a more recent addition to the gorgon tale by a roman author called Ovid. In the greek tales she was just a monster alongside her sisters, though they were reimagined as being beautiful by the 5th century. I will admit that the poseidon story has a lot more drama to it though and is definitely not outwith the gods typical pettiness.

@@SaviourInDistress yeah it was changed as a way to mock Augustus Ovid was known to hate unjust hierarchy so made sure to show those who rule in very unfaltering ways

As well it should!

"How many fingers can you see?" Not the same in Irish

I believe it was 'Bad Neighbours' but I don't see how Matt Damon is a problem XD

I went to the toilet after a one night stand and stepped into the corridor instead of the toilet... reception wouldn’t help me especially since I didn’t know her name

AllMight good healthy dirt is ok but not snot from a sick person. Just make mud pies in your own private fenced yard.

Diane Patt That’s fair. As long as they stay safe and leave the worms alone :)

@@elliptical6957 my sisters used to eat worms, and there was not time they were playing with my cousin, racing snails and the biggest snail won, and it was like the size of my fist, and my sister just reached over and ate it, shell and all, and then my cousin yelled, "oi! That was my snail!" Now they're both 17, I was like two when it happened but I never stop teasing her about it, luckily by the time I was six, my mum had gotten better at getting her children to stop eating insects

Book Reader That’s hilarious 😂 I can’t say much tho, my older sister convinced our younger sister to eat a slug because she said it was chocolate...needless to say, it really wasn’t 😂

@@elliptical6957 haha, i think we were all dumb as kids

That's got to be the best DVD-pirate I've ever seen.

I work nights in a very quiet hotel. In the 10 years I've worked there, I've found naked guests wandering the corridors on 4 separate occasions.

Makes em hard

Medusa has closed down now. I think it’s city centre flats.

Think he may object to that

@Heloise O'Byrne ...I take it back... Having Matt Gaetz as a neighbor....

Curtains and blinds are not the same thing. Curtains can be (usually are here) made of some sort of lace or gauze - lets light through, but disrupts the image.

@@CyberiusT I know. Hence why listed both. Yeah any decent blinds or curtains you wouldn’t be able to see through. Unless some really poor quality net curtains which I’ve never seen the appeal of. I would have been better to say darker than normal rather than dark, haha.

@@CyberiusT Curtains are solid - net curtains are what you are referring to (in the UK, which is where Dara is doing this stand-up).

That would be fun

I find looking in women's eyes part of any attraction, and seeing a bored or depressed look doesn't do it for me, thus why I don't go to strip clubs.

why no adblock?

Yes. Dettol is an antibacterial liquid. Yakult is a high percentage acidophilus probiotic drink. Mick's demotions = Mixed emotions. 🍻👯🍀

Wow. My blood pressure would be sorted if I got that good an answer on computer forums!

perfect name eitherway mate : " our girls will make you _rock_ hard "

Warning : if your petrification lasts for longer than 4 hours, please contact a licensed oracle.

Detol is a brand, their products come in various colours

Hey guess what. I'm reading this on a computer. I can look things up for myself. P.S. It's Dettol.

@@mikelheron20 look how smart you are! Oh boy!

You forgot New Zealand, you xenophobic xylophonist.

Dettol is a companies name and they sell product in basically every country

Weird take… he’s a comedian, he made a joke he thought people would laugh at and they did 🤷‍♂️. The chastising as you call it is the set up for the joke. Strange thing to get so worked up over.