Dark Sauce (Dark Souls Parody) 

Oh god. The memories.... But hey, at least I got a Zweihander! (which I can't use because my strength isn't high enough)

@Crippled Kaiju don’t waste your time.

the mistake that everone of us did....

I never did that but ok

@@originalname1237 I think very few of us did. Myself included

snakeinmybewts most true thing in this video

The first time I played I was going down into The Catacombs and got most of the way to Pinwheel. Then I discovered the Undead Burg...the first 90-120 minutes were rough.

@@brandonhuber8618 ikr

@Guilherme DeCarvalho alot of ppl are

Me my first playthrough when I killed the headless statue thing and went to Darkroot Garden 😂😂

just played as i read that

Dark Souls

Who is that and when does he say that? I’m in anor landor right now and have not met this guy yet

@@tyskenfan yeah thats kingseeker frampt and he rolls up right after the first bell of awakening is rung and hes right behind the crestfallen night at firelink, he is important

N O yup

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

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@@Fazer_600 the sun in the sky is an illusion

Daaamn straight

Hitomi miju but funny scenes

too true

Unless you count dying 30 times to the bell gargoyles after losing all your humanity

But I ain't going hollow yet.

Chocl8215 who was it im at that part oh now i know

Chocl8215 "I" killed it only after 74 hours of playing. And I said "I" because it somehow fell off the bridge and died. I hate that thing more than any monster in DS.

What does breathe fire on you? I can't remember

@@SeriousGamer753 a red dragon

​@@brandontaylor6677 Jfc my mind completely jumbled up the whole map layout, cant figure out how you come from taurus to the bridge

Me, as a gamer, always: "F... this *is* the right way". Why would You want to go right way? You do that in the end. Exploration first. Getting secrets, hidden equipment etc.

@@Netsuki well, I used to be like that until dark souls

Dude in my first playthrough, I killed the moonlight butterfly and sif because I thought that was the bell "Down Below"

except that ds3 is the most linear out of them all with virtually no incorrect path

Sekiro, dude

Is it even possible to go the wrong way in ds3? Other than getting turned around in the swamp before the abyss watchers that game is almost entirely just following the most obvious road to progress

@@HeavenlyHavoc Technically, yes. Depends on your priorities. Like technically you can skip the entire Irithyll thing and go straight to the Profaned Capital...which would later mean you'll still have to go to the Irithyll.

Only dark souls that confused me was 2...... Like holy fuck if it were up to player exploration I'd have ended up in dark souls 7 - or wandered back to demon souls. Soooo many areas to explore and shit

F

@@milgos5269 F

Oscar of Astora it’s fine Oscar of Astora I care about you

@@orthodoxy6470 You are so grossly incandescent my friend.

Back2Life yes I am

i had enough with these motherfucking trolling messages, especially the illusion wall ahead messages!!!! me playing dark souls 2

if you play the game enough, youll learn where all the illusory walls are ;)

I'm not sure how, but on my first playthrough, neither message appeared near Gwynevere.

Handsome Jack I love seeing all the puns over there XD

try jumping down

we all had that moment where the game was so unfair and then it hits you. "This is Dark Souls."

That's a mood.

I still call my brother sun bro.

That was a DLC boss

You're thinking the Sanctuary Guardian, from the Artorias DLC. Also, it breathed lightning.

How did a 7 year old figure out how to get into the dlc?

@@ehmehsmeh824 he was the chosen one

@@ehmehsmeh824 Does everyone have to save, exit, and reload the game after getting to the hydra's cave in order for the crystal golem to appear and start the DLC?

+Alucard Hellsing What XD

i bought The game today....i saw this video yesterday....and now Its all clear @.@

+Nicolás Retamal lol welcome to the pain train

it is 100% accurate

I tried getting past the dragon for about 30 minutes before I discovered the stairs off to the right. completely missed solaire until I came back for the lower burg

Engineer Beast huh. From what i recall i was just like 'dragon? Nope' and walked off and found solaire

The Aussie Boy I did the exact same thing.

and 3 minutes from firelink shrine to the Taurus Demon

10 hours for him to find out he went the wrong way.......Pretty much how long it took me

Bro you are everywhere

@@TodayiAteMyCat what do you he's everywhere

Sir, with respect, shoo.

- Is this.. too EASY for you? - ...I actually think the game is quite challenging. - Then I'll see you laterrr.

Ikr

true

yeah... but it only took ~36 hours... (skipped some optional bosses, (mostly the DLC ones... wanted to go on and play the second and third game asap)) Priscilla was the most intressting of all the bosses. (Yes, i faught her)

Add the part where you go into the graveyard first by mistake, and yup.

I blame everyone saying the game's meant to be insanely hard so I thought it was normal :s

check out: Dark souls x evangelion

I looked it up and i just wanted to say: thank you!

SAME?!

Thank you stranger, for introducing me to Dark Souls x Evangelion. That was gold.

+CidGuerreiro1234 you're welcome my Souls Family. its incredible what 1 random youtube search can find

Sit down before the finale bro

good job you can hear

Isaac Fischer He can also spell.

That guy with the face is the face you have . . . yours?

Ah yes... Snorelax and Pikachu

@@sampreetbharali1421 thank you for making my sides enter orbit at Mach 10

Then you get attacked multiple enemies then you get cursed and have no souls to buy that frickin cure!!!!!

Ikr

kinda true though....it's really do that forever

Watayuki Kimihyra That's exactly why I died laughing at that point lol - cause I used to rage like you wouldn't believe when Dark Souls first came out and my friend and I couldn't co op to save our lives. It's TOTALLY spot on.

Now in DkS II you cant summon anyone, but because they have been already summoned in another world D:. It really is a fight to win a phantom haha

dementedp Lol that's actually a good thing! Summoning speed and connection is fantastic in this game, but if you are trying to play with a friend or someone specific, just use the Name Engraved Ring: You and the other person both put on the ring and both pick the same God's name (I think there are 10 to pick from) and then only other people wearing the matching name will be able to see your sign. So in my opinion, Namco and FromSoftware fixed BOTH problems: Connection speed is now great and consistent, AND they made it easier to play with friends. They even allowed voice chat this time although, ironically enough, I never use it. After complaining constantly that it wasn't in Demon's or Dark Souls 1. Go and figure lol. I guess I prefer talking with emotes and maintaining the charming cryptic element to player interactions.

magicscreenman Im still waiting for the Pc version so i didnt understand too much about the Gods thing haha but i got the point. Wow really? I was asking myself just yesterday if there was a chat system now hehe thanks for the info and definitively it is a good thing because theres a lot of people in the game :D

If only the butterbitch was actually that tough.

@Whiterun Guard I know, it's one of my favorites, but it's okay to joke around

@Darooj but happy souls is ds2 not ds1 also it’s better imo

@Whiterun Guard no

@Darooj I know

Me.to lead solare is to funny in this

I know right? "What's up my sun bro?" Gets me everytime.

LeadxGuitarist Yo what's up my sun bro ready for some j j j jolly cooperation!

LeadxGuitarist ikr

And the best part about it is that this video is basically darksouls in a nutshell.

I didn't get it

Narf Shin you must of played dark souls for the first time on PC then.

Yeah on console Blighttown is the worst place to go for frame rate, and well....it's just the worst place

No I had it on Xbox and I got no lag problems in blight town. Just a lot of falling.

Narf Shin lol, alot of falling indeed.... Couple in the framerate problem and the falling almost doubles.

+Bharat K.N.V You're not the only one)

+Bharat K.N.V Nope, they were too much of a hassle to use.

+Bharat K.N.V Not the only one but you're one of VERY few who didn't understand how it worked. +Mad Phoenix Not really.

don't feel bad I figured it out by accident

I played offline the first time

I was like "Daw its so pretty, Do i have to kill it?" It was like LAZORBEAMS! i died. Was like :O The wolf has been my most enjoyable boss fight so far though. Sword in mouth and everything.

Sif for the win, definitely. I admit, I didn't want to kill him.

Christian Van Engen Killing Sif legitimately made me cry. Mainly because I knew the lore behind him and Artorias and the fact that he starts limping when he gets low on health.

MountainDrew When he starts limping you can let him get away and be happy. :3 And he appears later as a buddy.

dburrs1 Yeah right... "try jumping"

They fell and died

when i had earphones on,i could hear a heartbeat in the background

Me too

@@hazardousmaterial5492 what time though?

@@malemand9288 the part with the framerate comment

4:18

Define First time

i can confirm that this video is indeed fake

I did, I spammed the ladder jump attack.

I beat him the first time, was not hard at all, just used gold pine resine and atack + doge

Dude wtf, if you can't do it it is your problem... well I played demon souls before, because of that I knew that rolling = invulnerable... I went light, the taurs surprised me, one arrow hit me... I rolled, saw the ladder, waited for the obvious thing... to roll away from 1 hit and then climb... kill them and jumped onto the taurus... I mean, the tutorial boss taught you about that... maybe it took me 40 minutes to reach him, but nailed it on 1 try... I can totally say that there are some that you can't do on the first try usually even if you have experience on the previous souls game... for example, capra demon or ornstein and smough if you try to kill ornstein last...

W95 TV I looked better in that version

1:32

+The Random Gamer let's do this! [player has disconnected]

Heheh!

DOES THOU NOT PRASE THE SUN? \[T]/

KNAIVE! I DOETH PRAISE THY SUN AND ITS GROSS INCANDESCENCE! \[T[/

\|T|/ praise the sun

TheTrueMitch This video came out in 2013.

This is the same reaction when I was playing game .. Ahhh the good old days.

2021... this videos been out a while... a little while

sup

if you see a fog wall ALWAYS expect a boss

Funnily enough, none of the monsters shown are behind fog gates.

I had trust issue the entire time.

What's your Gamertag? We could play

What's yours?

Pffft. Screw the giant flaming spider witch. Check out the abdomen on dat Sun Bro! HE'S A CHONK!! PRAISE THE TUM!!!

your picture contributed to your likes : )

Be weary of amazing chest

good times

Thomas Potts Dat Abdomen

Dat abdomen

as a fellow connoisseur of spidertaurs and insectaurs... DAT ABDOMEN!

Yes

It says, in the description, and in the credits

LeadedCreature *checked* Well, This is awkward.

Lol

multici

No he didn't (remembers frampt in the game) SHUDDERS nevermind.

Codename MEGAN and sound better

Frampt is beautiful :D

Don't insult frampt

Joy Chakravarty He sure does.

Imbred I hate everything Forget the mosquitos, that framerate is the real pain in that area

Is it bad that I've never gone through Blighttown the long way?

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\'[T]/ |* | / \ P R A I S E T H E S U N

\[T]/ PRAISE THE SUN. PRAISE SOLAIRE!!!

what 'guys'?

@@stepanserdyuk4589 what what?

Bu dum tush

I scout first as well. It's the best way to play.

I also did. guess I was lucky

I scour the area if the game gives me any opportunity to (so disregarding bosses like the Capra Demon who bull-rush you from the start). In fact, that's the only way I found to kill the Tauros Demon, luring him onto the tower and carpet-bombing him from a distance until he died.

Took me a minute to find the ladder, but once I did, I was like, "Sweet, a height I can drop from! LeRoy Jenkins!"

i did too after i died 5 times first

Illusionary wall...but liar

+Dukester3456 [Gaming] Use tongue, but hole.

No Skill Ahead.

Behold, the most common messages xD

Use, but hole

Oh god..... PinkiePie. *twitches*

ikr

Atreuso Um no offense but, the game is still challenging with a good weapon

Have you played Demon's Souls?

Nahr Alma yes

***** what level are you? I have been leaving my sign by the door. This guy was hard for me so am trying to help others get past him. I'm on PC.

T680T Thanks but I beat him eventually. I just kept gunning for the stairs and with enough tries i got him eventually

T680T Would trust but been ganked to many times to trust

***** Try running to the left the second you get in and run up the stairs. Kill the first dog that follows you, wait for the Capra demon to go up the stairs, then jump down and kill the other dog. Estus, dodge, block, and attack. Boom. Capra demon dead. BAM! Souls. BING BANG BOOM. Key to the Depths.

Good luck with the Super Londo Brothers :D

4:00 me.

1:38 me :)

5:54 me.

+Ha Ha (Apinacoladaman) 7:00 me

+Ayoutuberorsomething Hi -7:77 me

I walked into that fog gate thinking there was nothing behind it

+Mr. Vulcanator I walked into the fight thinking it was JUST the capra demon. 2 seconds later I was basically yelling "Down boy" at the dogs.

+Mr. Vulcanator i've spent countless hours on Demons souls, DS1, DS2, DS2 SOTFS and i've never been as frustrated as i was the first time i fight the capra demon

LowKlassIntelekt same. its the tiny space you have to fight him in. and then of course theres the fucking dogs.....

no... even playing demons souls first this is accurate for me.

I wish I knew in my first playthrough that there was a ladder there.

Obsidian Wasp NEED HUMANITY

The "eye-smoke" after his eyes melted away and the dying feather on his helmet makes it complete....^^

RIP in piece

It's actually impressive that a game made every single player think the same things and feel the same things!

A note said "use fire". I then proceeded to fire bomb him harder than the US napalmed Vietnam and beat him on my 2nd try. I like to think that the drake bathing me in flames was some sick way of the game teaching me what karma is.

***** The game will punish you later if you become too dependent on firebombs.

***** Pretty much used them all in the forest getting purple moss a few days ago. Haven't bothered going back to the burg merchant to buy more once I entered the depths. Only been about 5 days since I've started and I've rung both bells. I feel bad for the fair lady considering that all her sister was trying to do was give her humanity to ease her pain though. Oh well.

10 mins on my first play through. I beat him on my first try :D

Terminater maker Cool story bro.