>Meet this girl in Whiterun >She follows me around since I'm thane >I buy the little house available >The place has virtualy nothing inside (you shit in a bucket) >Girl is down for marriage Take notes , lads .
@@Ohflipsnap It's my understanding that the current theory is that women with autism present differently (and are better at masking symptoms) than men, so they can get missed, or at least misdiagnosed. I know a woman that's nearly 40 that just got diagnosed as being on the ADHD and ASD spectra (in addition to the depression and anxiety that she already knew she had), and it's made me wonder just how many women are out there in a similar position to where she was.
Dating in Skyrim is more like that scene from Terminator 3 when Arnold tells John Connor about how he and Kate are supposed to "mate" and have children. Arnold even has the Nord accent and everything. "She is a healthy woman of child-bearing age." All it takes is two things: 1) Being alive. 2) Wearing an Amulet of Mara
dating in morrowind: go right up the stairs from the front door, NOT the upper door to the terrasse, then turn left at the top of the stairs and go down to the end of the street. the girl at the end of the street: i don't know you, outlander, what do you want?
@@UlvenTESThe Magic Font cards that Morrowind used was cool and stylish in appearance. Oblivion's Kingthings was great too. Noticed that in your title card in between bits. Skyrim uses Futura Condensed which looks so boring and sad in comparison.
Absolutely, man! It really *does* make me sad. Such a great reminder how Bethesda games got more and more soulless :/ Waiting for Comic Sans in TES6. Yay...
@@UlvenTESMorrowind's color palette is vibrant and alive while Skyrim's is duller Skyrim usually has colors closer to gray and those that are not usually more opaque and "dirty" (obviously excluding nature) while Morrowind has a greater variety in its colors and these also tend to be more saturated giving them a bigger sense of being vibrant
If that time travelling mothman from the late 4th/early 5th era can be trusted, love is central to the purpose of Nirn. Ah, I just remembered how depictions of the myths of Anu and Padhome fighting for Nirni occur in many Tamrielic cultures.
The Oblivion one could have fooled me if there was no video. Impressive, Bethesda really went for full real life imersion, too bad they went to the place for special kids as their main and only reference.
Ironic, since the only character one can romance in Morrowind was Ahnassi. Sweet, sweet Ahnassi. As sweet as the finest moon sugar, more sultry than a bottle of Balmora Blue skooma. A very special friend for Khajiit...
@@EarlyMistyou can meet her the same day you arrive on Vvardenfel. You can find her in a tavern in Pelagiad. She'll give you a few quests and after each of them you will become closer friends. Eventually she'll give you the key of her house and you can use it as your own base. However be aware that only male characters will be able to get quests from her.
Ah, morrowind. Probably the only place where you can date a cat. Who is also a monk. Working for thieves guild. And it's a very, very good cat. And everything goes nice until she mentions her ex. Then you help the ex to drop his chem habits. Then everything keeps going well and never goes wrong. In fact, you get bed and board out of it! The only problem is, you have to pack the meat to get these benefits.
I swear to God, Skyrim girls are the easiest in all of Nirn. Here are some of the actual conditions for them to accept marriage: -Chop firewood for her -Give her a single batch of frost salts -Beat her in a brawl -Give her 10 bear pelts -Give her 20 grapes -Hire her for 500 gold
I expected a slavery joke in "Dating in Morrowind" section. Since all the quest about buying a slave and making her look like a noblewoman for some old ashlander and stuff...
Oblivion: *[can't get a girlfriend]* Skyrim: - _"Wanna get married?"_ - _"OK."_ Morrowind: *[goes to Sadrith Mora to buy an Argonian girlfriend for 500 septims]*
Heh skyrim just made me think of one of the valve official videos for teamfortress 2, the one where the scout has a bucket of chicken and then asks the girl beside him if she wants to do it. In skyrim the bucket of chicken is the amulet of mara.
Skyrim dating: "Look, we ain't got time to shit around. You wanna get married or not?" "Cool. Guess that means I love ya then." *Procede to kidnapping.*
*Dating people in Skyrim* “Hey, remember that time I dropped α pair of old boots on the ground and decided to let you keep them? Wanna get married?” “Sure, why not.”
Skyrim marriage is in a way the ultimate real life simulator. All you get to do is talk about cooking, money and the kids, and be happy that you at least sleep in the same bed.
Actually in Skyrim it's more like, "Hey lady or gentleman, like the favor I did you? Now look, I'm wearing a specific religious necklace." "YES, we met exactly one time before and you did exactly one thing for me, so let's absolutely get married in a country where there's no such thing as divorce and there is no legal way out!"
To be fair, if you don't like your spouse in Skyrim, all you need to do is wait like two weeks and they'll either get eaten by a dragon or get stabbed to death by one of the many varieties of shirtless homeless men.
@@PaxJurassicus I've never had that happen. I don't think those things spawn when you're away. Of course some players take a more hands-on approach to removing no-longer-wanted additions to their virtual lives. Not sure I can say it more directly without tripping Google's censorbot.
Use dating system like in Grand Theft Auto to make a girl fall in love with you😂😂😂 I think that would be way different experience proven how good you are as a ladies man😂😂😂
Before I got mods in Skyrim, the only reason for me to use the idiot marriage system was to get an extra body to live in my house and help defend it. Since mods, I haven't even touched an Amulet of Mara. Fuck "relationships" in video games, and fuck people who think they're a good idea.
