When I first heard the story, I was like "Are you telling me that this guy was walking out at 2 a.m. in one of the coldest places in America (third only to Fort Drum NY and the entirety of North Dakota) because he wanted a sandwich, and he just happened to come across two men wearing MAGA hats in Chicago who also happen to watch Empire despite being racist and homophobic?" It's amazing what people will believe these days. These are probably the same people that think Epstein committed suicide.
...who were also carrying rope & bleach looking for a black man to attack freezing balls off at 2am??!!! juicy has no talent for script writing. lol. always love me some dave for straight talk with a good laugh.
Nice Review!!! EXACTLY!!! Dave Chappelle is a GENIUS!! His new Netflix special is another “MASTERPIECE”!! Forget the “haters”.......THEY DO NOT MATTER!!
the only people who believed that story have never 1) been to chicago 2) been to subway 3) been outside in winter in the northern US states 4) ever talked to someone black and not famous 5) ever talked to someone gay and not famous 6) ever talked to someone who voted for trump and not famous the story was so absurd I couldn't understand how the press could report it seriously. then it occurred to me, that they probably never any of those 6 items. because thats the only way you could be dumb enough to buy it.
Even if Juicy didn't want room service, how is it that he has never heard of Lyft? Or even Grubhub, they will deliver Subway to you so you don't have to walk in the cold
Cause he had set up the 'crime' to get the anti-lynching bill passed for Kamala and others. It added real or perceived gender to the same status as other hate crimes.
@@jujubee1290 There are, but who the hell is walking to one in -20 degree weather? I'd eat my own shoes before going out into one of the coldest nights in the last half century just for subway.
I can't get over how many SJWs got triggered over his special (it was all over the moron news outlets like Vice and so forth). Chappelle is the king of common sense comedy which upsets these snowflakes. I'm so glad he didn't change to be 'politically correct'.
The day after Juicy's "strange ordeal" the funniest comment I heard was "a Grinder date gone wrong" . None of the black community was buying it at all .
I was visiting my dad and he was watching the news and that story came across the 6 o'clock news. We both looked at each other and said "he is lying" lol. Then when it came out he paid guys (black) to do it to him I died laughing. And he wrote a check.
What immediately told me his story was messed up is he came away from the supposed "attack" with his sandwich intact and was eating it when the officers questioned him. If you get jumped by 2 guys bigger than you - that sandwich either goes flying into the night never to be seen again, gets destroyed in the melee. or ends up getting shoved up your ass.
well, 20 years ago when I was going to college, they did open 24 hours, and I often went there at 2 AM to buy sandwiches. but that was in Los Angeles area, where it never gets that cold.
I know this is old, but I was going down a justice for juicy reaction rabbit hole and came across your video. Your laughter was contagious and refreshing. Thank you. Subscribed.
The area of Chicago this occurred at is an area called "the clock". It's not the Chiraq areas. He also was not in a hotel, he was at a "friends" apartment. But there are many reasons this story didn't add up.
If I'm not mistaken believe this happened during that artic blast we got i was in Chicago my semi was broken down it was -40 /-50 that night i heard that was wtf was he doing going to subway at the hour
It was like he read about racism in a book, but had never experienced it personally. A noose hasn't been a thing that strikes fear in anyone for over a hundred years. Lynchings are not a thing in 2019 or 20189, whenever this happened.
lol ya the story never added up 2 am for a subway sandwich in winter in Chicago and I use to live in Montana -16 degrees weather that bleach would be frozen, we had to have heaters for our cars because the oil would freeze over night two white men roaming the streets looking for a gay black man at 2 am while wearing a Make America Great Again hat made no f-ing sense...….if they are that sick they wouldn't of just beat him up and put a bowtie around neck and destroy his clothes they would of don't something far worst and they sure and the hell wouldn't watch empire and if they did they wouldn't target Jucy Smells Like Shit....great reaction as always and love Dave looking forward to some more
metropolitan and safe areas will be open 24/7. sububrs, country, and crime ridden areas will close shop for the night. not always true, but often enough.
what possesses people to ask questions like this on youtube, where nobody else knows either, instead of taking five minutes to find the answer yourself? according to order.subway.com/en-US/locator there are locations in chicago open 24 hours.
I admit, I thought he might have been telling the truth... for about 5 minutes. But as soon as my wife heard about it, she also knew that he was clearly lying.
My lessons of ghetto slang as middle-aged central European white male conducted by lovely young black girl continue. Apparently, you must call everyone big dog for some reason.
The fact that Dave couldn’t keep a straight face early on in the bit was a cue that something extremely funny was coming...it’s a cue at comedy clubs because it usually means the upcoming joke is so funny even the comic telling it can’t keep a straight face thinking about it!
Don't forget that night was the same night as the arctic vortex. Everyone in Ohio (where Dave lives) new jussie was full of shit because with the wind chill it was -35. The whole Mid West called BULLSHIT!!! great reaction.
You should react to Bill Bur - McDonald's Unfortunately there's only one complete clip of it and it has Spanish subtitles. But the audio is still English. You should react to it. When you look for it, it's 9:30 long
YOU CRRRAZY GIRL! HOT!! But CWWWAZZZYYYY!! The best thing about goin crazy?? Getting there is half the fun!! YOU ALL GET AN F ON YOUR POWERS OF PERCEPTION!! Dave doesn't crack himself up... He says the line, "One night, he in Chicago late at night...and was the "victim"" Right when he says "victim" a lady screeches out in laughter!! THAT!!! is what cracks Dave up!! He thought it was hilarious that she busted on the word, "victim", so early in the joke. How is everybody missing that!? I believe Dave was thinking it was hilarious that he and this lady were having a hard time keeping it together through his HILARIOUS SARCASM!!
The reason Juicy lied about the racial attack was because he found out he was going to be fired from the show. So, he came up with that story so that they wouldn't fire him.
Um, how come Dave gets like just a straight up intro but everyone else gets the little cutsie name singing intro and some even get the fake southern accent. No hate or anything I was just wondering why you didn't give Dave the name singing thing? Best of luck with the channel and the music, what I've heard is pretty tight!🤘🔥😜😝🔥✌
He is brainwashed by politics and he stood to gain a lot of power and influenced being king of the victims and strike a blow to the political party he doesn’t like and motivate the one he does. His political affiliation is what saved him and got him preferred treatment while the rest of us would never get out of jail. I’m glad it didn’t work out because it would have been deadly with riots if he played it off on the cameras he thought was recording. Also many people who are successful are very motivated and greedy. They didn’t get where they are being content. They will do anything to get to the top and there is never enough!