Dave Courtney's Camelot Party - Part 1 

No gangster party is complete without the mighty Rick Waller , TV critic Gary Bushall and Coronation Streets Brian Tilsley aka Chris Quentin ,, proper naughty crew . Ave it !

This is the Human version of The Muppet Show. Im dying here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The comments in Courtney videos are always gold 😂 crack me up.

I imagine every conversation was just people lying and exaggerating about times they were "proper naughty". Mugs.

I gatecrashed it towards the end after coming out the chippy next door. I'm not a big bloke but they were all free sheets to the wind. Big Joe Egan proved a bit tasty and took a wild swing at me but he missed and ended up crashing into Howard marks who was giving Chris Quentin a blow back from the biggest joint I've ever seen. They all went arse over tip and spilled Roy Shaw's pint. Then in the melee that followed I nipped into the kitchen and nicked two slabs of Kestrel lager from the top of the fridge. Cas Pennant was coming at me like something out the Walking Dead but even heavily laden with the 3.6% amber nectar I was able to shimmy past him and avoid Bev who was busy showing the latest tattoo on her left tit to Joey Pyle. Cheers Dave.

It's like one of those fenced off areas at the park where all the dogs can have a shit all in one place

Rick Waller, Gary Bushell and Michelle Bass. A-List 😂😂😂

When I was growing up there used to be a gangster down our way that used to pull our pants up over our ears, his name was Wedgie Kray😂

No Ron Pickering ?

What would have made that a memorable party is a cruise missle

Someone should have called in an airstrike.......

You know you’ve cracked it when Rik Waller rocks up!

The hardest thing at that party was the sausage rolls.

Imagine living opposite that.

Rik waller? Wtf is he doing there? Apart from smashing the life out the buffet

Its like a party in hell for has beens and never weres

I was there. It got proper naughty later when Roy Shaw and Welsh Bernie started rowing over the last sausage roll, Bev the blond security woman instructing them to 'Oi! Fackin pack it in naaa!' Poor Dodgy Dave drank too much Diamond White and was very ill in the downstairs' toilet, but Howard Marks (top man) helped clean him up and put him to bed.

Dave Courtney would play a good Freddy Krueger, its is nose. He could be better than Robert Englund. Nightmare on Benefits Street.

No come on, fair do's, Dave has done his council house up lovely.

Roy Shaw had an idea once ... but it died of loneliness.

please tell me that im not the only person surprised to see Rick Waller hahahaha

Every video i see of him hes always looking around to see whos filming him 😂

remember stand there and...look HARD

Great to see a lot of happy faces loving life and having fun ! Brilliant, R.I.P Dave god bless ya x

Rick Waller was there eh? Ah well, there goes the buffet.

Joe Egan proper man well respected cant say much for the rest

Shotgun story was the highlight. A real character that guy, natural storyteller.

Has there ever been so many naughty geezers and nobodies in the same place at the same time? Superb!

It's a shame that 'Hell To Pay' was one of the worst movies ever made, Courtney ended up begging for money online to stop his house from being repossessed, and publicly admitted that his books were a load of made up nonsense. If he threw that party today, the only person who'd bother showing up is Rick Waller. And he'd only be there to fill his pockets with vol-au-vents and sausage rolls.

Mr Potato head meets the nearly crowd.

What a cringe fest...

The greatest thing I've learned about Dave is his inner sanctum need to do a Mafia style oath to receive a knuckle duster. Lmao

Bet you have a right good laugh at Dave's parties, his house looks awsome!

I’ve just soiled myself laughing 😂😀🤣

Looked like a wonderful night...lots of intelligent scintillating conversation, almost like a red carpet after party event in Hollywood with all those A- list world renowned stars attending....in a South London council house, 🤔

Bevs on security tonight. Well ard is our Bev, she enjoys the meet n greet..🤣

Dave is different. So so positive and always Fair. He doesn't get enough credit for passed and present.

Lots of people in this are now RIP. Some great characters at Dave’s castle. If only we had a time machine I’d love to have been there.

Just seen daves lasts vid . I think that garners respect. I read more comments than I knew about the man until that last vid

The comments is always the best thing about Courtney vids.

3:43 that brown tooth is forever etched in my memory

Wow : ) what a turn out! Storm looks amazing

Dave Courtney sounds like Zippy from Rainbow 🌈

This was an absolute car crash that is hard to look away from 😂 ........this whole thing feels so wrong but it's so funny

8 minutes of name dropping a bunch of has been gangsters and washed up celebs in a council estate lol oh imagine the stories!!! “naughty naughty”

You gotta love Liam galvin what a funny man he is 😂 Liam galvin you legend 🤙☘️

Rick fuckin waller

I'm sure living the dream is great..... especially having the old bill watching you for the rest of your life and looking over your shoulder in the event of pay back.... great retirement plan!!

This should be used for Educational purposes and if you have problems getting yourself to sleep.

The guests teeth all seem to.be in three shades mahogany, old oak and pine.

Who's the fella with the teeth like the top of a castle, bet you he was livid when he seen the video

This is the best lot of comments I've ever read,nearly wet myself laughing,all the people who wrote them should have been together at a "fucking brilliant comment party" that would have been a great night.Everyone was in sync...just great reading.....thanks all 😂

I was there that night, Jason Marimer made an appearance and just was shaking the vendies all night, Carlton Leach and Gazza just walked about sniffing each other’s fingers, “mad” Frankie Fraser was pure raging there wasn’t a Johnny machine in the toilets, and Dave’s pinstripe covered his Knuckles, not because it was too big, cos it was hiding a knuckle duster that said P.I.M.P And Dave, let’s do it again soon and bring they poppers you brought the last time, they were class!

I was there on the night. It was truly amazing. Dave is an absolute amazing guy and love him with all my heart.xxxx

Charles Bronsons mum, must be so proud bless her

The place looks magical and the people seem lovely

Dave : I want to share with my pals and make them famous, Everybody attending : your welcome Dave

one of the best books i ever read was Howards Marks. So intelligent that guy, and his story is amazing. The money that guy came across and the people. The way he got into the drugs and shipping, what a ride.

Courtney actually looks about twenty years older than his mum 😳

was this a right said fred look alike party

I need a laugh so I just go and read the comments on videos like this 😂😂

I had the true pleasure of being one of the camera men on this and I must say that every one I meet was absolutely down to earth and great fun to be with . Dave know how to throw a party

Imagine that song has a ring tone on your phone.. shoot me now 😂😂😂

Classy house dave , classy house !! My nan told me you cant polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter 🤭

Rik Waller is by far the most bizarre guest here!

Clowns the lot of them, and 3rd division clowns at that. If this lot combined were to sit down to plan the perfect crime they'd get totally flummoxed and give up if there weren't enough chairs.

R.i.p howard marks he was the nicest fella and a true gent

Rick Waller. Enough said.

The best bloke out of the lot is Howard Marks aka Mr nice. One of the nicest blokes you could meet. Certainly not a party you'd want to gate crash or ruin though 🤣💯

Howard Marks what a life that guy has witnessed ........................ Dad says hello Howard and thanks for the drinks in "Whisky a GO GO in London back in the late 70,s ;)

The music on this video is something else

Courtney proudly hosting “sausage-fest 2000”.....

DC "between us we've sold over a million books" yeah Egan and Pennant have sold 999,999 i'll leave you to do the Maths.

Well done dave ,u done well ,gift of the gab us irish

I hope they kept their suits nice and clean, give that a good few of them were probably wearing them in court the next day.

You know it's a party when rick waller shows up .

Rik Waller!!!! Got the A list in

That guy with the sunglasses and blonde hair doing the meet and greets though lol.

Hell would be an eternity at that party

The coolest person there is Howard marks.

I bet the cops absolutely Spunked whipped cream when they saw all these "colourful character's" under one roof Lol

Living across the road from that...

I knew this was a proper Gangster party when I saw the mighty Rik Waller turn up! Proper Naughty!!!

I went to school with Dave. He was caught writing his name in shit on the bathroom walls. The janitor made him clean it off while we all watched! He was smoking cigars back then too

What a load of bolloks

Rik 'the guvnor' Waller...1.09

Who's the blond?

didn't invite me

Really proud of my son for being in jail and never doing an honest days work

I pressed stop when I saw Rick Waller lol

Brilliant viďeo. Thank you.

4:41 joe Egan just casually passing Courtney the packet

As norm Roy looks like he's on a pack of Nytol or three. Tonight's meet and greet, ha ha. Dave is well, just Dave xx

RIP Dave

Looks like it was a good night. Put us down on the invite next time.

3:15.. hes got a good head on his shoulders..

Wipe your feet on your way out

I imagine ronnie pickerings invite got lost in the post

When Sam Heuston is on the screen Dave is rolling his eyes thinking what a div, lol.

rik waller!!!! hahaha jesus christ, all that was missing was 'bubble' from big brother