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David Cross’ Plan to Fix The Mess We’re In | Worst Daddy in the World 

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Things are crazy out there, but David Cross has it all figured out. #davidcross #standup #comedy
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Комментарии : 51   
@audhdylan
@audhdylan 4 месяца назад
this gave me George Carlin vibes in the best way
@sollunaystars
@sollunaystars 4 месяца назад
Love loved this set!
@thetravalanche
@thetravalanche 3 месяца назад
Fuckin hilarious. David cross is a killer on the mic.
@_space.pony_
@_space.pony_ 4 месяца назад
David Cross! Where you been, brother ☺️☺️
@jujenshrestha7584
@jujenshrestha7584 4 месяца назад
100% accurate!
@larrygraham4875
@larrygraham4875 4 месяца назад
Always enjoy his work
@DrunkinCooking
@DrunkinCooking 4 месяца назад
The Gospel of David Cross
@riquipoo5578
@riquipoo5578 4 месяца назад
Too funny
@thatcorpse
@thatcorpse 4 месяца назад
There are stories of teenager jesus. They're conflicting to modern Christian teachings now, so they got intentionally omitted.
@thatcorpse
@thatcorpse 4 месяца назад
Shout out to genetically modified skeptic for covering them.
@bushhippie7372
@bushhippie7372 4 месяца назад
Came running to the comments to laugh at the Bible thumpers whining over a comedy bit 😆
@kale936
@kale936 4 месяца назад
I can't fucking believe they clapped at that
@katherinejacoby5915
@katherinejacoby5915 4 месяца назад
David Cross, there's a whole entire book about young Jesus...it's scandalous & typical of pre-bar mitzvah boy hijinks as well as post BM years where he prolly smelled like onions & old celery😂😂😂
@stevenclark1662
@stevenclark1662 4 месяца назад
Post BM... of course I thought "bowel movement"
@kitty10141
@kitty10141 4 месяца назад
Someone is looking for a late night spot
@bgkclassic
@bgkclassic 4 месяца назад
Somebody write this guy some jokes.
@1erinjames
@1erinjames 4 месяца назад
The only one who is ridiculed and mocked....that SHOULD be telling to all, but it's not. Don't live in regret!!
@jenniferlemons2033
@jenniferlemons2033 4 месяца назад
Completely awful
@QIKUGAMES-QIKU
@QIKUGAMES-QIKU 4 месяца назад
Who would listen to a DEMOCRAT SELLOUT CUCK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The title is funnier than all
@soth1sol
@soth1sol 4 месяца назад
it does not get more ironic than calling an anti-fascist, anti-theocratic, anti-capitalist stand-up comedian (going to blatant intentional lengths to call out all of that stupid sh!t) a "sell out". we just throwing out buzz words we clearly don't know meanings of now? haha, i bet that's literally all you are. in david goliath allegory, you are the one suck cuckling the giants' ballsack. david cross resents democrats more than you're (CLEARLY!) even capable of thinking, but fevered egos (hello.) ofc clutch for projected boogeyman bs as a lifeline... bc they (hi.) lack any/all critical thought and/or empathy ...don't yuh?... stupid f**k? (sup.) youtube search: "Why America Sucks at Everything" then recalibrate your shit.
@jscotthatcher380
@jscotthatcher380 4 месяца назад
tribalism is stupid.
@EZleasing
@EZleasing 4 месяца назад
No
@ericbartol
@ericbartol 4 месяца назад
We were made in Gods own image! Do you know why? Because the bible was written by humans. These human writers created God. What did they have to base God on? Humans! So, God bears a striking resemblance to humans.
@rytai8597
@rytai8597 4 месяца назад
Crazy blasphemy, repent brother...
@Ganeden999
@Ganeden999 4 месяца назад
I know now why jesus didn't exist. 😁
@AndrewJaws
@AndrewJaws 4 месяца назад
I hope you’re kidding.
@thatcorpse
@thatcorpse 4 месяца назад
​@@AndrewJawswhy? Because the fallible men that preach a book written by fallible men told you it's perfect and anything contrary is heresy?
@AndrewJaws
@AndrewJaws 4 месяца назад
@@thatcorpse No, just the fact that people believe it is a little funny.
@stevenclark1662
@stevenclark1662 4 месяца назад
Or what?
@MatthewSmith-cp3hu
@MatthewSmith-cp3hu 4 месяца назад
america was never great, what a disgraceful thing to say, the whole world dreams of coming here, and yet he lives here and pisses on it seems counterproductive to inject that into his show
@soth1sol
@soth1sol 4 месяца назад
youtube search: "Why America Sucks at Everything" then recalibrate your shit.
@davidjoyce4566
@davidjoyce4566 4 месяца назад
You sound like someone who hasn’t seen the whole world. You also seem to be very un-American by complaining about an American exercising his free speech. Speech that doesn’t incite violence or put lives at risk.
@stevenclark1662
@stevenclark1662 4 месяца назад
When was America great? No one can ever tell me that part.
@casperazoyan8658
@casperazoyan8658 4 месяца назад
Hey stupid try reading the Bible. It does speak about Jesus at 12 years old
@soth1sol
@soth1sol 4 месяца назад
we all know which pages kings & priests kept for themselves why else would supposed WORD OF GOD require any "versions"? "uhmm... uhhh... iiii think what god MEANT to say...!" - king james (bill hicks ref)
@sunshine3914
@sunshine3914 4 месяца назад
And after 12, there’s no accounting for the next 18 years. John Prine wrote a song & album, “Jesus The Missing Years”. Good stuff… much funnier than what I just attempted to watch.
@northeastslingshot1664
@northeastslingshot1664 4 месяца назад
Fake deity argument.....😂
@stevenclark1662
@stevenclark1662 4 месяца назад
Ya, there was the story of when child Jesus was straight up murdering other kids with his god-pwers and Joseph had to kick his ass and make him resurrect the kids he killed.
@joshuacalkins
@joshuacalkins 4 месяца назад
DEI. Speaking of perverted. People are doing all sorts of evil shit in the name of DEI, but it sure is a slogan for patting yourself on the back.
@CurtosiusMaximus828
@CurtosiusMaximus828 4 месяца назад
Booooo. Not funny.
@bryanergau6682
@bryanergau6682 4 месяца назад
You're not funny, and he got paid.
@CurtosiusMaximus828
@CurtosiusMaximus828 4 месяца назад
@@bryanergau6682 booooo. Not funny either
@Suzette_Lilyrose
@Suzette_Lilyrose 4 месяца назад
Jesus is the same person, in other faiths. One song. One truth. One God. One love. I’m spiritual (Oh, DMT space/spirit molecule). What I am not… is prejudice. Dreamt, Jesus. It’s a funny story. At the moment. Don’t feel called to share it. Right now, feel called to share, dreamt, The Emerald Tablet, Thoth. The Bible is the Beginning Instructions Before Leaving Earth. There is a theory… extraterrestrials implanted Mary. Cannot confirm or deny. We are here for a short time, compared to eternity 🪶⚖️🫀 Didn’t find this clip particularly funny. Found it, tacky. In God We Trust God Bless 🕊️
@bryanergau6682
@bryanergau6682 4 месяца назад
You are insane.
@Suzette_Lilyrose
@Suzette_Lilyrose 4 месяца назад
@@bryanergau6682nostalgic comment. Love, Cypress Hill.
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