David Cross Is Starting To Regret His Vote for Trump... 

Not knowing what to call twitter aged VERY well

I’m an independent and I’ve always been befuddled and fascinated by people I know that voted for that clown. I always ask the same question and watch in amazement at them trying to answer it, What makes Trump qualified to be POTUS, please explain without sound bites?

He can''t do that bit anymore. Heck, reading all the Trump indictments alone would take 9 hours.

I really think this joke needs an update. So much new material. 😂😂😂

I’m glad the guy who kidnapped Alvin and the Chipmunks is starting to think critically about his decisions

Starting to think he didn’t actually vote for trump 😂

Imagine if he did this bit, today. He'd be reading for hours!😂

David Cross... he does this thing... so serious and then completely silly. Love it.

This joke gets longer every time he performs it.

This is the best I’ve ever seen Dan Harmon look.

WOW!!! ONE OF MY FAVORITE RU-vid VIDEOS! Why did it take you 3 years to recommend it to me, RU-vid??? Masterful. You gotta love David Cross! Thank you, David! ❤

The new thing is "Yeah I was ok with all that, so long as gas was cheap"

The sick thing is, this is a list of generalized offenses... imagine how long the list would have been had he cited specific examples for each violation of public trust and factual denial.

This guy was in the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

I've never seen anyone even come close to what George Carlin did before, but this really feels like it could have been one of his bits if he was still with us today, and I love it.

That Omnibus Spending Bill gets ‘em every time… 😂😂😂

And FORGETTING to keep track of who & where the kids & their parents are so they could be reunited One Day.

And this is what he does IN PUBLIC!

I seem to recall something about DT bragging that he could... and people would still vote for him. Probably true. Chilling. Hope for the best.

And legend has it that David is STILL reading that list of human rights violations.

Oh my God. If this was recorded in 2019, think of everything he could have added to the list from 2020. Truly a scary thought .

I just realized he's the fish from Megamind

David Cross is unbelievable. Almost as good as the venue he's performing at; the orange peel in Asheville. Legendary music venue. I've driven there from here in Milwaukee many, many times. Always worth it.

this list needs to be updated

This is like the opposite of Monty Python's "What did the Roman's ever do for us?"

The summing up of all the things Trump is guilty of was epic. Respect to David Cross.

This aged exceptionally well.

Well our course it’s gonna sound bad when you say it all at once. LOL

The avalanche of insults Trump embodies is exhausting. Cross gets it right, exactly right.

I can't stop watching this...makes me feel like I'm not as crazy as I feel...last time I felt something.

"I'm mustard ☺️.. I'm a hot dog!.... I'm ketchup 😠" 😂😂😂😂

Everything he said was absolutely spot on. Perfect.

I have been a fan of David Cross for years but, I just watched his standup comedy for the first time. Not only am i still a fan for life, I now love the guy for seeing trump for who trump really is. David Cross you are the MAN!!!!!!!

If he only knew how much more he would have had to add to this list

This was so good! And this was 3 years ago. And he did it all without mentioning Trump's narcissistic personality disorder, or as Vanity Fair declared "Trump is a violent Sociopath." I will breathe easy when Trump is given the lifetime orange jumpsuit award.

But Biden talked to his son on the phone and his son is a screw up, so there! 😂

Sooo I’m here because the Lincoln Project posted a funny but horrifying ad using this and I wanted to know who the comedian was.

Didn't you steal the Chipmunks

Still SPOT ON. He could triple the size of that list today.

Now I want to watch a show that’s just David Cross acting out memes.

This list is way too short.

The momemt when you realize this is Tobias from Arrested Development :D

Oh man, the list has grown, like bigly.

I fucking love David Cross. I hope he keeps doing standup

Who is here from the Lincoln Project ad

Do you think he's wearing his denim cut offs under his jeans?

whats even funnier is that he left a few other things out like trump abandoning Puerto Rico after it was demolished by a hurricane, and then used a sharpie to change the path on an illustration

Ahhhh... This never gets old.

When that list came out George Carlin took over.

"The horse has *fired* the horse-catcher!"

2:25 no one can explain Biden more than David cross.

Still relevant today 😢😢

Hat tip to the Lincoln Project.

The worst thing is the hypocrisy

You nailed that orange cube to the wall! Thank you so much, you are brilliant!

I don't understand how Trump still has supporters.

Dave just telling it like it is..

Oh yea!! Well Obama wore a tanned suit AND forgot to salute. So there's two things right there.

He was a voice in Halo 2 as a wisecracking soldier! That voice is part of my history playing hundreds of hours with my family, children, current and Xwife!

This was before the Sedition. Add 91 felonies.

We need more David Cross material. Only he can admit he doesn't know what a twitter feed is, can't send GIF's, and then use "compendium" in a sentence so correctly that now everyone knows what compendium means.

I'm afraid I just blue myself.

Could not have said it better myself!!?!

He forgot “abandoned our best ally in the war on ISIS”

I thought the video thumbnail was David Cross wearing a mask below his mouth, then I realized it’s just his beard 😂😂 🧔

These sound like pretty bad thigs to normal people, but Trump and his Red Hats live in the upside world.

What a legendary bit. Bravo man -Vote Blue

Who's watching this after GOP senators suddenly don't support him after the attempted coup?

Take a look at this! Are you guys seeing Epoch Times & Trump ads? The advertising algorithm didn't work in their favor in this instance.

Wait until he hears about Covid 19 😬

Only a hand full of months and this list has gotten Sooooo much longer

I'm late to the party here and I just now saw this vid, but my god, it does to me what an amazing solo jam does on my favorite classic rock songs. I'm like, f-yeah! Play that riff! I am in ecstasy from this truth song!

There is a serious issue that needs to be addressed, and it’s deeper than “who you support politically and why”? It’s the fact that that something has taken a firm hold on a lot of people, and I don’t know if it’s media or society in general. I’ll give an example. In this comment thread on this video I’ve noticed a lot of people that can’t tell that the part about David “voting for Trump” was a lie and just the setup for this joke. These people are writing David off now, saying they have no respect for him anymore and “I used to like him” and “I didn’t know he is a racist. Wake up people. First of all, comedians lie to make their jokes funnier sometimes. Most importantly, if you want the world to be a better place, it starts with you and me. Treat others the way you want to be treated. If you don’t, you have no one but yourself to blame for the way the world is.

That list has gotten SO much longer since then!😢

Hahahahahahhhhhh omg “it will be funny”😂😂”burn it down”

Don't forget: Armbar Oh wait, wrong list

The Lincoln Project made me find this.

Man that mustard ketchup meme, hilarious

Omg this was three years ago!Need a round two over here😂🎉

We need that guy from Happy Gilmore with the nail in his head to meet Trump in the parking lot of Mar-a-Lardo 😂

“Compendium” good word!

I got a trump sponsored ad before and after this clip. Welp, the ads truly changed my mind /s

“Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie!”

I got scared for a minute. Whew, David isn’t one of “them”!!

"but this last omnibus bill is where I draw the line!"

Buyer's Remorse can be a good thing, in times like this.

The craft of Carlin, the absurdity of Cross.

“I’m ketchup!” - basically ripped all of social media in three syllables

Without he's beard he still looks the same

He UNLOADS at 2:25 and OMG, every bullet-point is just *SPOT ON*.... Tuck Frump !

David cross was always super dark blue. Newyorker all his life, and so was I. As a new yorker, it's impossible to hear anything except for Orange man bad. So I don't blame him for not liking Trump. But you'll notice that he has a list of accusations, it's not a conviction sheet. For example, He's a nationalist that happens to be white, not a white nationalist. A nationalist is simply a patriot, a white nationalist pushed for homogeneity. This is different. I'm Asian and I'm an American nationalist. By definition a Nationalist is: a person who strongly identifies with their own nation and vigorously supports its interests, especially to the exclusion or detriment of the interests of other nations. This means you put your country first even if it's to the detriment of other countries. Meaning worse comes to worst, my country comes first. This is exactly what I think our president should be because he's not the president of the world, he's the president of the USA. This doesn't mean he can't have compassion for other countries, this means it can't come before the welfare of his country. Therefore, if he's tough on immigration and you want to call him a racist SO BE IT. The safety of our nation has to come before the needs of any refugee seeking asylum from the worst of problems. Everything on David's sheet is just name-calling, you'll notice the lists zero examples that prove what he's saying. I've searched high and low for definitive proof that Trump is racist because I wanted to see it for myself. I want to see it SO BAD. All I've ever found is Biden saying racist things like the N-word and black people this and that. I've never seen a clip of Trump doing that. Anyone can run a smear campaign, but what most of you haven't done. Is bother to check Trump's Policies VS any Democrat's Policies. Most of you say things like, do your research. If you've done research you'd never vote Democrat.

I imagine they'd actually say "Memes, David Cross, Computer skills".

How David Cross looking like a baby with a wizard beard?

Tapping into your inner Carlin, nice.

are you guys seeing the Dark Brandon Coffee mug ad??? I LOVE IT!

And here I am 3 years after this was uploaded and seeing TFG has 91 Federal Charges against him while some people are still saying in 2023, "Oh he's not that bad." and willing to vote for him again. It's like America needs a woman to come along and slap us upside the back of the head and say, "Dude the game is over. Get off the couch and get your shit together. And stop supporting other radicals like your GTA gamer character and return to reality."

David Cross will forever be my hero.

I love when comedians use kinda like a "disheveled and confused" shtick before saying something so perilously articulate that it puts them on a short list somewhere for "suicide." and I'm being sincere

I never get tired of watching this.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Man… 3 years ago … he had no clue how far that line would still have excuses made for it