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David Cross on His Dream Scenario for the 2020 Presidential Debate (from OH COME ON) 

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@SA1isSWANSEA
@SA1isSWANSEA 4 года назад
to quote Dr Peter Venkman : "I love this plan, and I'm excited to be a part of it"
@carmenm9068
@carmenm9068 4 года назад
I don't usually go for 'crass' comedy but I found this intensely satisfying. I think we were all there when he started the punching.
@kathygoheen4626
@kathygoheen4626 4 года назад
I was living vicariously through him😂😁😂😁😂
@mainerifai216
@mainerifai216 4 года назад
"intensely satisfying" 🤡🤡
@dannythompson1948
@dannythompson1948 4 года назад
Amen.
@rwildes8696
@rwildes8696 3 года назад
Can affirm
@keithfulkerson
@keithfulkerson 4 года назад
"you've upset a handful of people" :)
@ince55ant
@ince55ant 4 года назад
i've been trying to put into words how this makes me feel but i cant. i want to say it makes me feel good but thats not enough. it encapsulates everything i love about fantasy as a concept.
@humanmold
@humanmold 4 года назад
"Open up his fuckin eyes" I laughed so hard I spilt my bong.
@snufd
@snufd 3 года назад
i hadnt even gotten to that part of the video but i read it in david's voice and lost it
@felicity4711
@felicity4711 3 года назад
This is even more satisfying after seeing the actual debate a few weeks ago. The moderator in the real debate was about as permissive as in this fantasy scenario.
@GranulatedStuff
@GranulatedStuff 4 года назад
Ron Perlman stepped up to the plate !
@poohbeartube
@poohbeartube 8 месяцев назад
Thank you David for that wonderful bedtime story. I'll sleep like a newborn baby.
@n3v3rg01ngback
@n3v3rg01ngback 4 года назад
If there were justice for the hundreds of thousands who died and the millions whose lives have been ruined, this would happen. Make this happen.
@krash66
@krash66 4 года назад
Glad I came across this. Love David Cross. New sub here!
@bizzmoneyb
@bizzmoneyb 4 года назад
So good. “Rotten Ronnie” 🤣
@parkergunderson4562
@parkergunderson4562 4 года назад
Pure joy, oh please.
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 4 года назад
4:26. The fire extinguisher scene in "Irreversible." That film is one of the all-timers.
@fan5407
@fan5407 3 года назад
"I know what I'm doing. I had lamb vindaloo last night."
@lepetitroquet9410
@lepetitroquet9410 4 года назад
I wouldn't even be surprised if US presdiential debates were to look like that in 12 or 16 years given how low the bar has gone ;P...
@jd190d
@jd190d 4 года назад
Just look at the movie Idiocracy
@StuartGray
@StuartGray 4 года назад
This years debates will be non existent as Biden be Hiden.
@jd190d
@jd190d 4 года назад
@@StuartGray You would be perfect in the later parts of that movie.
@StuartGray
@StuartGray 4 года назад
@@jd190d Are you denying that your candidate has been in hiding or are you just deflecting from the truth?
@jd190d
@jd190d 4 года назад
@@StuartGray Let's see, he is about 11% ahead nationally in the polls, he is competitive in TEXAS, which is crazy, he has several Republican groups constantly attacking trump, he has trump damaging himself constantly and he goes out once in a while and says something positive. What reason does he have to change that. If you had a strategy that was winning and required almost no effort on your part and you were trying to do something different than you really belong in Idiocracy.
@jjfarmer1
@jjfarmer1 4 года назад
He didn't wash his hands after using the bathroom on trump
@mdj864
@mdj864 2 года назад
It would be worth the 10K for a seat at this debate
@reversefulfillment9189
@reversefulfillment9189 4 года назад
I prescribe this for tear and colon cleansing.
@johnquinn456
@johnquinn456 Год назад
The only David I can tolerate My brother is not that David
@DamnedXtians
@DamnedXtians 2 года назад
my whole adult life people have been telling me that i look like Ron Perlman - the only real difference is i'm 20 years younger 6'7" and 285lbs - so if you ever need an understudy for the live-action remake of this fantasy...
@Yayyyhope
@Yayyyhope 4 года назад
Al Franken
@lfr8666
@lfr8666 3 года назад
And how have your last five years been... Thank you for the catharsis.
@roberthearn3515
@roberthearn3515 3 года назад
Richard Ojeda
@wishweknew2800
@wishweknew2800 Месяц назад
42k views for this edgy repertoire of satire? Oh how the hilarious and edgy have become an even nerdier stephen colbert with naughty nerd rage...I'm laughing just imagining the depiction......I used to love David Cross.....this is pretty hack....maybe it didn't age well, well i mean it definitely didn't age well but maybe it was funny four years ago....then again I doubt it.
@FrancisDrake-q3j
@FrancisDrake-q3j Месяц назад
Well...your favorite fruit must be sour grapes.
@greghallberg4182
@greghallberg4182 Год назад
Did anyone actually whale on trump while he was in school? It would be worth hearing about. I'm assuming that he himself was the cruelest of bullies but, hopefully, one day, he picked on the wrong guy.
@dirtystockcardriver
@dirtystockcardriver 2 года назад
Love David Cross. Hate that he's so left wing. How can this guy serious promote censorship? I really don't get it. Still a fan
@downer_dave
@downer_dave Год назад
How is he doing that?
@davidames1746
@davidames1746 4 года назад
Whos' Ron Pearlman. I find Daviod Cross a polemicist, rather than a comic.
@karmayangzom5497
@karmayangzom5497 4 года назад
Who’s Daviod?
@douglasjcox
@douglasjcox 4 года назад
I find Trump supporters retrograde chimps, rather than fully human
@davidames1746
@davidames1746 4 года назад
@@douglasjcox which supporter?
@douglasjcox
@douglasjcox 4 года назад
@@davidames1746 Pretty much all of them.
@davidames1746
@davidames1746 4 года назад
@@douglasjcox pRETTY MUCH-MEANING? aLL OF THEM-MEANIGLESS you need to cite sattistics and proof. You aren't credible.
@2inchesoffun172
@2inchesoffun172 Год назад
I came here from the Larry the cable guy letter. Poop jokes everywhere. 🤣 good set David!
@chrisadkins2527
@chrisadkins2527 4 года назад
I've watched this 3 times because I can envision it happening, God I wish.
@PoeticProse7
@PoeticProse7 4 года назад
Now I want to see an Airplane! like sequence where Harrison Ford walks over and gets Perlman to stop and then commences to beating him, then Meryl Streep comes up next, pulls Ford away and commences another beating, then Bruce Willis walks up and pulls Streep off and starts beating him, then DeNiro and then we see a line of men AND women waiting to beat the ever loving shit out of him. Brass knuckles and pipes included.
@snufd
@snufd 3 года назад
hadnt listened to cross in a while, even though he's been my favorite comedian for 20 years. literally was in tears laughing just a few minutes in. a lot changes with age but god damn no one has ever made me laugh so hard and so consistently.
@AmberAmber
@AmberAmber 2 года назад
Right?? Beautiful Mr. Cross... warmed the ice that had formed in my broken socialist heart❤⭐🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🖤🤎✊🏽
@russellzauner
@russellzauner 4 года назад
Been a staunch advocate of POTUS by deathmatch for DECADES. Nothing I've seen so far changes my opinion to anything but stronger.
@waterwings83
@waterwings83 4 года назад
This made me feel really good too, thanks.
@andrewflowers6794
@andrewflowers6794 9 месяцев назад
Secret Service interviewed him after he made this joke. I'm not kidding. How cool is that?
@xxspacex
@xxspacex 4 года назад
Always loved this dude and now I love him even more!
@markjsound
@markjsound 3 года назад
Sponsored by “my pillow”. Funnier in 2021 than at the time of original broadcast
@partrobot
@partrobot 4 года назад
100%
@susieq2830
@susieq2830 4 года назад
Lmao This guy reminds me of my mom, she was once a Trump supporter too. She had the same dream!
@PoeticProse7
@PoeticProse7 4 года назад
I'd pay to see that. Let's get a Kickstarter for Hellboy to come onstage and beat the shit out of Donald Trump. It's only right, he is a defender of humanity and Trump is doing the most harm for humans in general right now!
@Teeklin
@Teeklin 4 года назад
Like, comment, subscribe! Help convince the man to expand and put podcasts out here on RU-vid. Everyone needs a little more David Cross in their lives.
@Azraekan
@Azraekan 5 месяцев назад
OPEN UP HIS FUCKIN EYES!! 😂
@spaceo8568
@spaceo8568 4 года назад
Oh Minion. I love you.
@abermen
@abermen 4 года назад
We need Ron Perlman... "I can give you Joe Biden." ... Close enough!
@reversefulfillment9189
@reversefulfillment9189 4 года назад
Need to get behind this guy, not in a bad way but a good way!
@anthonyballard8468
@anthonyballard8468 6 месяцев назад
Used public access for debates and Watch them! (Your Welcome)
@velder22
@velder22 3 месяца назад
I wish I would have saw this back then LOL
@dannythompson1948
@dannythompson1948 4 года назад
He's clearly shit himself.. David cross, you're a poet.
@bootneckbonz
@bootneckbonz 4 месяца назад
I really like your hat
@ulii_
@ulii_ 3 года назад
Curse you Berkley, CURSE YOUUUUU
@Aaron17988
@Aaron17988 4 года назад
David got santa beard
@slotnonaquayt
@slotnonaquayt 3 года назад
Didn’t he steal the chipmunks?
@chaseb168
@chaseb168 3 года назад
Didn't you steal the chipmunks?
@hippyjason
@hippyjason 4 года назад
Wow. This aged like bottle of 2% milk.
@davidlee4903
@davidlee4903 2 года назад
It aged like the finest wine. Cross has always been one of toppest political comedians.
@rickkroll
@rickkroll Год назад
This has aged like a verrrryyy fine aged whiskey. Yum
@gosselinluke
@gosselinluke 4 года назад
Centrists fantasy. I don't find any of his political material funny because it's so mainstream Democrat.
@richardwright8544
@richardwright8544 4 года назад
Then shut up and go away. Did you not read what the video was?
@leonardcastelleneta26
@leonardcastelleneta26 3 года назад
well Biden did tell him to shut up, that was good enough for me.
@BunneRabb
@BunneRabb 4 года назад
What an abstruse little man.
@MrGil619
@MrGil619 4 года назад
it will be Biden vs Trump hahahahha. time for liberal tears to rain.
@leonardcastelleneta26
@leonardcastelleneta26 3 года назад
LOL
@scowlfarm3061
@scowlfarm3061 2 года назад
How's that working out for you?
@rickkroll
@rickkroll Год назад
Lol u lostt take the L buddy
@Dr.Twat.Waffle
@Dr.Twat.Waffle 4 месяца назад
i dont get out much, but I got to see you in person in 2020 when you did this, and this is one of, if not the most memorable bits I've seen anyone so, and it's a personal favorite .
@moistmonkey69
@moistmonkey69 4 года назад
Wouldn't this be a shame if this actually happened?
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