David Sedaris - spoken word - repeat after me - part 2 [2/3] 

As longtime owners of a beloved Blue-Fronted Amazon, this segment pleases me to no end. For the record, if your BFA is fanning their tail, that can mean one of two things: 1) they're excited to see you, or 2) (and this is more likely) they hate you and especially hate that you're taking attention away from their owner, who is often the only human they'll ever trust, no matter how many pizza crusts you sneak into their food bowl.

This one always makes me cry at the end. It's so sweet.

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