Day in the life of platonic friends (part 3) 

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The with another woman part was the weird one

The new normal is raising a child that is not yours!

It's not his kid, no white couple is naming their kid Jacquires

​@@maciejp3499Thats sadly true. But weird how the fathers👦🏿 never stick around..

Redefining "platonic"

More like redefined ​@Doriftobowler

dont forget to add "new" before plattonic lmao

Someone had to say it 💀

That’s my name

@@Super-pz2mv, are your parents just friends too?

@@GiacomoSorbi damn

@@Super-pz2mv Ask them why they wanted to name you after an Astrology Sign, and why they felt the need to put a J in front of it. That’s a seriously odd name. And I don’t mean that to insult you, but what were they thinking?

Why

Right like are they dating in real life?

@@bryanreed7216maybe

​@bryanreed7216 ikr, they be doing shi👀👀

You sir are fucking genius

Ah yes! Socks, the condom for relationships

but i think they dont have socks on

​@@tejassinghkapur9962 They don't kiss, shaboinking without a kiss doesn't count. Same goes for socks, if you have socks on it means you're not fully nude so it's safe.

@@ipatates oh oh alright i got it G lmao good point i understand haha btw how do u know all this 🤣

let's just say this kid's not going hungry

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@@JasonThomasLionHeart And that’s due to his close supervision

That was personall 💀

Best line in the video!

Underrated comment

He is in Friendzonistan

Lol

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He's been busy with his own platonic friend (Tyler's gf probably)

Smart dude checked out 😂

He stopped paying attention 3 weeks ago

She didn't have one?

Or dude's smart and silently went out to buy milk.

It's not bad. Just different

That somewhere is most probably in some US city/suburb, let's be honest.

​@@Baronnax Nah it's definitely in a us suburb

My bet is India lol

​My guess would be Africa those people are messy

Bruh😂😂😂

Fr

Shouldn’t be insecure about a clearly gay friend 😂

If a woman has gay friends, she's a red flag. Wouldn't want a leftist woman.

@@Daniela-bb94not clearly gay😐

@@Awstreamerbtw did you watch the same video?

You stole my line 😄

That's not even Shaboinky 😂

​@@mustang8206he delivered the child

​@@mustang8206 it is look at the name on the coat

nah that's not the guy that acts as shaboinky in content machine videos

Ahh yes JUST roommates

​@@user-cz4sp6cz3vwhy

Yes they were just roommates sleeping together in the same bed 😂

...."And they were roommates."

​@meiyeenlau8052 a...yeah there, roommate. Don't all roommates share beds?

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The goat

Fax jokic got robbed by his team, it should've been him (also ant is overrated and unsportsmanlike)

@@Ajsavage11soft asf

@@Ajsavage11nah ant is cool but I agree jokic should’ve won if ant actually does win the playoffs he’s gonna be face of the league or something next generation of mj Kobe fr

That would've been perfect! 😂

Jaquarious is a family name.

Taylor Jr

Tylerious. It's a mashup between her best bestie and his horoscope

Jaguar is crazy

They’ve only known each other for 7 months.

@@KRYMauL9 months* hence the kid

@@isandrooo point still stands.

Stealing that massage for future reference

Facts bro

where i missed it

You could see her laughing about it while he was on the phone 😂

Jaquarious sr

TRUE

The friends with benefits vows one was also pretty good

a baby a day man

a baby a day keeps her boyfriend away

Bro made it in the black guy name generator

Ain’t no way bro…

I'm sorry you made my day

But but but It was a PLATONIC shabang!

​@@neila128fr

That RU-vid offers Translate to English on it makes it even better

Professionals. That's how.

such an underrated comment fr

No, no!!!! They had a home birth in my fanfic!

We’re raising her as friends lol

Who knew Dr. shaboinky is an undocumented OBGYN for platonic couples?!

You mean he’s ass-king for it 😏

LMAO FR THO 😭😭😭

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I can smell a breakup coming up💀

see take his example this guy knows how to comfort a woman

Legit stupid People mostly kids tho