Daz Watches Single vs Relationship | Troom Troom 

“See that face, she's learning to say piss off in his own language.” Me irl: *YES DAZ YES*

WhEn a WoMaN mOvEs IN sHe bRIngS tHE wHoLE GaRdEn wItH hEr" Daz: "No she doesn't because I have hayfever and I tell her not too" When I tell you I busted a lung- 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

"She's reading Spanish so she can tell him to piss off in his own language" - 😂 I can't breath hahaha. 😂

“WHEN TWO WOMEN DATE DO THEY MOVE TO THE AMAZON?!” Had me laughing is much 🤣

Why is the woman narrating this dissing women when she's literally a woman herself, SHE'S DISSING HERSELF

“Never heard my girlfriend do that, not even at the right time...” Daz’s daughter: 👁👄👁 (3:58)

“I didn’t relate to a single damn thing...” We all saw that cactus, Daz.

2:29 I love how Daz is just laughing and being a bit judgemental and then realized he can relate 😭

"never heard my girlfriend do that....not even at the right time...." Daz: depressed face

*Daz:* "It looks like the Mona Lisa with legs....." *Mona Lisa's legs:* "Am I a joke to you?"

“I’m taking all my plants back, SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR JUNGLE” 😂😂😂like I couldn’t stop laughing

“Did you like our funny sketches about relationships-“ Daz: NO!! *scared himself* Also Daz:God, that came out-

Her:✨WhEn YoU sLeEp AlOnE✨ Daz: wHeN yOu SlEeP aLone *contunus dying goat noises* IM DEAD OMFG 💀✋ 😂😂😂😂😂

Daz: im not allowed to send a message without a heart Daz texting his gf: I’m about. To die💕

"I've not related to any of these" *Has a cactus on his desk*

8:53 YES DAZ BEING A PROUD SUPPORT ILYSM!!

"When you're single, your plants consist of one cactus by your desk" *Daz laughs then pauses and pulls a cactus from his desk* "Alright, fair play"

Troom troom: “one cactus by your computer” Daz: “Hahah-“ *also Daz has one cactus by him computer* Daz: 👁👄👁

“Is that a dog.. that looks like the Mona Lisa with LEGS!!” 😂😂😂MY NEW FAVORITE QUOTE OF 2020

“When two women date do they just move to the AMAZON?!”- got me howling 😂😂😂

“Are Americans just weird or did I miss something” that’s me whenever there’s a new trend lmfao

*Girl moans while plucking hair* Daz: "I've never heard my girlfriend do that... let alone at the right time Daz: *dies inside*

Narrator: Did you like our funny sketches about relationship? :3 Daz: NOOOO!!!

9:07 "WhEn YoU sLeEp AlOnE yOu CaN AHAHAHAHA" This is definitely my favorite video😂😂

“WHEN YOU’RE IN A RELATIONSHIP, EVERYTHING IS *A A H* “

When he said “When two women date do they go to the Amazon” had me crying of laughter

“You’ll probably have one small cactus next to your computer” Daz: *laughs* Daz *looks down* Also Daz: Holds up cactus

I would love to live next to daz and just randomly here "AHHHHHHHH" or "LINDA" 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤ I absolutely love daz he is hilarious and never fails to make me laugh x

Them: she brings a whole garden Me a female: **somehow kills a desk cactus** Edit: wow thx for all the likes I really didn't expect this many

"She's reading Spanish to tell him to piss off in his own language." that one had me wheezing.

“I did not relate to a single thing” Ummm... wipe your cactus’s tears now

The look on Daz's face after saying 'Not even at the right time' slayed me

Daz: I've never heard my girlfriend do that. Not even at the right time. Daz's face: when you try your best and you don't succeed

“when a woman dates a woman DO THEY MOVE TO THE AMAZON” omg i nearly pissed my self 🤣

“When a woman dates a woman do they move to the AMAZON!” Im crying, this is the funniest video ever

4:35 this is literally my mom lmaooo she never lets me use any towels that have a “pretty” design on it smh 🤦‍♂️

"I've never heard my girlfriend do that, not even in the right time...." Omg I'm dying🤣🤣

Daz- "I've not related to any of these" * holds up a cactus next to his computer *

Troom Troom: when you sleep alone- Daz: *aggressive turkey noises*

I really wanna thank daz for pointing out the fact that most these videos don't mention same sex relationships, as a gay woman it's very annoying how much heterosexual shit is just assumed and most people don't care or notice but daz is so amazing because he notices and cares and points it out so thank you daz maybe if more influential people point it out we'll get more representation xx

“The narrator sounds like a my little pony” Daz black 2020

Daz: “Is that a dog or is that the Mona Lisa with legs?”

"When a woman dates a women, do they just move to the Amazon?" YES!

6:59 daz:that’s not a sigh a sigh is *sighs* Also daz:not AHHHHHHHH!!!!

“She’s reading Spanish to tell him to piss off in his own language” “where did they get that sound file from?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"When you're in a relationship everything is AHHH" 😂😂

“That’s a dog it looks like the Mona Lisa with legs”: Daz 2019 😂😂😂 I’m dying

"WHEN YOU SLEEP ALONE YOU CAN- AHHALLLLLLLLLAA" 😂😂 9:09

"DO THEY MOVE TO THE AMAZON?!" As someone who's dating and basically living with another female, basically yes. We've got over 20 plants. Send help they've over run the house.

When Daz says “that’s looks like the Mona Lisa with legs” …does Mona Lisa not have legs…?

Troom Troom: "WHEN YOU LIVE ALONE, YOU HAVE A CACTUS AS YOUR PLANT COLLECTION Daz: *laughs* *looks to his side* SH**

“why did i feel hungry when that happened. thats not normal is it.” IM DYING

“When a women dates a women, do they move to the AmAzOn?!” MY RIBS

"when you're dating a guy you really have to take care of yourself".... Shouldn't you take care of yourself anyways? Lol

“Are Americans just weird or have i missed something?” We are weird, but not THAT weird. That’s on a whole new level.

imagine Sarah walking in from school to hear daz screaming this 8:21 - 8:35 😅😂 sound affects were on point 11:03

Daz"when a woman and a woman get together do they just move to the AMAZON!?" cottage core lesbians be like: well you see...

I cannot stop laughing during ALL his videos. Even the “scary” ones lol

“Are Americans just weird or something?” I died laughing at that. 🤣

"WHEN YOU SLEEP ALONE, YOU CAN *ALHAHALALAALHA*" 9:09

Never mind, my senior quote is going to be "When you're in a relationship, everything is AAAAAAAAAAAA" 1:32

3:30 “she’s reading Spanish to tell him to piss off in his own language.” I should not have laughed as much as I did.

"i’ve never heard my girlfriend do that. not even in the right time" the disappointment 😂😂

9:00 Me: tf is that My gf: a plant Me: k it better not be a jungle up here cuz i'm afraid if roaches and u know That My gf: fineeee

"never heard me girlfriend do that, not even at the right time'" my childish self: hehehehehehe oooooo dazzzzzz

“I’m not allowed to send a message without any hearts” Daz when texting: I hate you 💕💕❤️

8:55 "When a woman dates a woman, do they just move, *to the amazon?!"* Daz istg you're the funniest person on YT

Daz: "I've never heard my girlfriend do that. Not even in the RIGHT time" Also daz : *Looks down painfully*

“when a woman, dates a woman do they both move to the Amazon?!” *me dating a girl* “Yes Daz, yes...”

“That looks like the Mona Lisa with legs” 😂😂😂💀 actually ded

Daz and his childishness (or ADHD😂) “oh I see the cameraman in the tap’s reflection!😂😂”

10:58 I died here 😂💀

“Does she live at sea world?”, daz’s responses to any Daz watches is always the best 😂

“Is that a dog...it looks like the Mona Lisa with legs”- daz 2020

WhEn YoUR IN a ReLaTioNsHip EveRThiNG iS aHh

The part that i could stop laughing for 20 min is 9:11 😂😂😂😂

daz: laughs at the at the fact that this lamo has a cactus next to his computer *looks down* daz's face: : / daz's mind: HyPoCrItE

Troom Troom: *When You Live Alone Your Only Plant Is Your Cactus Next To Your Computer* Daz: *Laughing* Also Daz: *Realises He Has A Cactus*

Troom Troom: “when you sleep alone you can follow a strict system-“ Daz: “ *WhEn YoU sLeEp AlOnE YoU cAn HaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa* “

“My girlfriend hadn’t bought 1 plant, NOT ONE!” Also Daz: *shows cactus*

"Where's all the gay relationships at"? - Daz 2020 I was seriously wondering where they're at though.

The My Little Pony narrator: did u like our little sketches? Daz: NO

“What about gay relationships” annnnnnd this is why we stan daz.

"WHEN YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP, EVERYTHING IS AAAAAAAH!!" I low-key died at this

“Is that a dog, it looks like the Mona Lisa with legs.” -Daz 2020

"If a women dates a women, do they just MOVE TO THE AMAZONE" - Daz 2020

“Are Americans just weird?” Buddy we all crossed this path before. We are but no like this

“When two women date, do they just move to the Amazon!?” That shit had me laughing 😂😆🤣

“Long hair don’t care” there was still no hair on that woman’s legs!!!

“HAAAAAAAAH, that’s better” “You don’t get a firefighter coming up to you going ‘that fires hot you know and Chuck a burning log at you’” “Oh because I was gonna spray my significant other with a fire extinguisher, thanks for the ERRRR”

Daz: “are Americans just weird” **Alabama has entered the chat**

"I dont wanna be spoken like:WHEN YOUR IN A RELATIONSHIP EVERYTHING IS AHH*wheezes* Video:auh Daz:*laughs a bit*AUHH *wheezes* "I will not go another valentines with writing letters to my hand*wheezes* "Is that a dog?That looks like the moni lisa with legs look at it,and im sorry is that a window?IS SHE UNDER THE OCEAN?Does she live at sea world?WHY IS IT JUST BLUE?" "WHEN YOU SLEEP ALONE YOU CAN AUAHAUAHAUAUH" "SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR JUNGLE!*wheezes*" "Honey im home *HAPFUA* *wheezes*

Daz: "if a woman and a woman in a relationship would they just move to the Amazons??" Killed me😂😂

6:36 "look that fire is hot! chucks a burning log at ur head" I literally died laughing.

“YoU WoULdNt SeE A FiREfiGhtER rUn uP tO YoU AnD SaY ThAT FiRe iS hOt LoOk aNd ChUCkS A BuRnING LoG At YoUR HeAD” Daz is to funny 😂😂😂😭😭😭

02:27 HIS REACTION, I'M DYING 😂😂😂

“Are Americans just weird? Where does this happen?” Me : Monica Geller’s house

i didn’t know this guy was from the uk until he said “are americans just weird?” and that’s when i realized he had an accent and i didn’t even know

Daz: “are Americans just weird or something-?” Me, without realizing it: *yes, yes indeed.*

"why do I feel hungry when I saw that" 2 seconds later "AHHHH" 🤣