I want Wendy to be my friend so she can make going to places like the DMV and the IRS as exciting as going to Disneyland. Or just to have her yell “eggshells in my quiche” to make me laugh when I’m sad.
11:01 'Hot dogs, they're as American as baseball and apple pie' Hotdogs - German Apple pie - English Baseball - English America has no culture, I have realised that.
I mean you can't really blame them that much, Rome stole everything from everyone when they were the peak civilisation back in the day, most of it coming from Greeks, Celts and Assyrians.
Dear Daz, It's 3 am and I'm supposed to be asleep and I'm not supposed to be on my phone And I busted out laughing And now I'm gonna die. Thank you Daz. Thank you.
@ur_average_trans_guy I was an accident, I wasn’t planed my parents didn’t even want a kid but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing, my parents call me a happy little accident
I remember the extendable hose commercial when I was a kid and I wanted one 😂THAT was actually useful lol it shouldn’t be on this compilation cuz it’s amazing Edit was a spelling error
6:24 "A mess on the counter..." AHAHAH "A mess on stove..." AHHA "A N D E G G S H E L L S I N M Y Q U I C H E !" HAHAHAHAHAHAH Edit: I laughed every time he did...
