CocoaMix86 Blood Kum would win so much EDH games. "I cast Ob Nixilis" "Blood Kum trigger" "Can you please stop saying that name" "But the card is named Blood Kum!" "You know what, I concede..."
Deshol Exemgant seems playable till you realize if it was ever dealt two or more damage the game would draw as there'd be an infinite loop of state based actions.
I just noticed whose name is on the bottom of the cards in the third set! 12:30 CocoaMix86 is one of the people responsible for the current Robo Rosewater Masters account/AI.
"It's 5 color durdle" missed the low hanging "5 color drurdle" pun. Also worth noting i don't think you have to cast it from your graveyard to activate Each? It is specifically a may ability, so you can just pay 2B to make a 4/1 all day long at instant speed as long as you have the mana?
While it doesn't make it good, couldn't you put dark Collection on an enemy creature? Turn 3 tap one of their blockers (preferrably a key piece) and until they actuall willingly kill their creature you get to add W/U every turn?
Phyrexian Rains *almost* works. Unfortunately, its wording isn't correct (concision aside) - it deals damage equal to the number of cards in enchanted creature's controller's graveyard to "the chosen player". Because neither that ability nor another linked ability on that card has you choose a player, this effect wouldn't be able to apply, despite it seeming obvious that "the chosen player" should instead just be "that player" (the one who controls the enchanted creature.) Dark Collection does work as written within the rules, but they're right that it breaks several of WotC's design principles. Milen Vra is obvious word salad. Aside from omitting the definitive article in enchantment abilities for clarity and to save space, the rules can't parse rules text that is ungrammatical, so I'll skip cards that don't follow english grammar in their text. Marsh Giant actually works, though its wording seems ambiguous. As the desert bus team said, "creatures attacked this turn" would only apply (in a black-border/non-acorn game) to planeswalkers that are also creatures, and only if other creatures had been declared as attacking them this turn. Despite the references to Form of the Dragon later on, there are no tournament legal cards that literally make a player a creature. Deshol Exemgant sounds like it works, but it doesn't. "614.4. Replacement effects must exist before the appropriate event occurs-they can’t “go back in time” and change something that’s already happened." The trigger for it dying means it has already left the battlefield, and can't tap instead. "Whenever Deshol Exemgant would die, tap it instead." is the correct wording for the replacement effect to apply. Cagrebobbelisker also sounds like it works, but it can't make a creature you control into a forest unless that creature is already a land. Forest is a land type, and subtypes are tied to specific card types. A non-artifact permanent can't be a food, a non-enchantment permanent can't be a shrine, and a non-land permanent can't be a forest. Those neural net cards are surprisingly well-formatted, save a few missing periods. Except Soltari Gravecaster: no, that wording doesn't let you scry 2 whenever you have priority.
