DBZ Speedy Dub Moment - Black human beings! [Subtitles] 

" Now I see. Black human beings dislike the sound of rubbing glass probably the soundwave of the whistle, which a human being blows might echoessummly irritating the ears of the Namek people, the nerve cut any other phase." Now it all makes sense.

King Kai's explanation killed me.

I literally started crying when King Kai started his explanation: I was laughing so much.

I am a black human being and I can confirm that what King Kai is saying is actually true. We do indeed dislike the sound of rubbing glass. lmao

I love how Piccolo says “yes” when Gohan asks “the whistle?” despite being unable to hear his answer due to him not having ears.

King Kai is now my favorite DBZ character because of this.

King Kai was right, my ears are bleeding now

"my power get you weaker"... boi, you tryna make Goku lose?

Apparently Piccolo forgot he has stretchy arms.

I feel bad for the people that had to watch this growing up

Even without the dub this whole scene is batshit insane

"Black human beings" - King Kai

"It's still on" He says with his wristband falling off

America's enemies cannot know about this.

King Kai's entire bit is the single greatest thing in the history of both anime and English literature.

"My power get you weaker!" How is that going to help? How is any of this going to help?!

Wait a minute, Piccolo heard Gohan just after ripping his ears off?

lmfao 'black human beings'

It really wouldn't surprise me if this was just a bunch of friends messing around in their basement, and somehow the Speedy company got a hold of their videos and decided to try and make some money off it.

In Great Lord Kais terms_ Black human beings dislike the sound of rubbing glass propably the soundwave of the whistle which a human being blows might echoessummly irritating the ears of the namek people the nerve cut any other phase! What wise words

As a black human being I can agree. We hate the sound of whistles. Can't bare it. We'll die if whistled at. Specifically from the forbidden whistle technique otherwise known as, The Wolf Whistle. We hate that.

"I'm also the same shitty voice actor, I know all your weaknesses!"

I searched "Black human beings" and this came first.

king Kai sounds like he just smoked a blunt and had to do commentary, he's on another level

Let my native ears do the transcribing for yall. This is what King Kai really says in the video: "Now I see! Like human beings dislike the sound of rubbing glass, probably the soundwave of the whistle which a human being blows might echo strongly, irritating the ears of the namek people. Their nerve can't endure the pain!"

I love how Piccolo removed both his ears and answered Gohan “Yes” when he was asking him to whistle

I do dislike the sound of rubbing glass, it's probably the soundwave of the whistle .

WHY DOESN'T PICCOLO JUST EXTEND HIS ARM AT THE END!! WHY DOES HE FORGET HE HAS THAT POWER LITERALLY EVERY TIME IT WOULD BE USEFUL!!

Moral: never disturb pee!

" I'm also the same namek people " "Gohan, blow da whistle, da whistle which you play for me" - best quotes from Malaysian piccolo

Takes off ears to not listen to the whistling, can still listen to Gohan speaking kek

Good lord the awkward whistling mixed with the drunken screeches really brings the scene together near the end

I want to know what the fuck King Kai was trying to say originally, and how the fuck they got black human beings out of it

I’m surprised they dubbed the series this far without going bankrupt

King Kais explanation sounds like when I dont prep for a presentation in class

i asked my black comrade if he dislikes the sound of rubbing glas but he said he can endure a lot of this sound, he must have trained his ears for years!

Meanwhile Piccolo, supposedly deaf. -GOOOHAN QUICK BLOW DA WHISTLE -Whistle? -YES WHISTLE BLOW IT QUICK

I see now, Nameks are the equivalent of Black human beings.

Allow me to translate King Kai's accent. "Now I see. Like human beings dislike the sound of rubbing glass, probably the soundwave of the whistle which a human being blows might echo strongly, irritating the ears of the Namek people. The nerve can't endure the pain!"

hahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahaahah: Now i see Black human beings dislikes the sound of rubbing glass!!! Im Dead

"U haev fite weil, butt thees es teh andd!! Naw u dai!!!"" ~Lord Slug

Wow, King Kai just got super racist up in here.

Finally, official confirmation that Piccolo is black

A hundred dragon dance? Piccolo was too ashamed to say 'twerk' lmao.

Love him or hate him, Kaio-sama spitting straight facts

Whenever I hear glass rubbing together, it drives me nuts!

I like how Piccorroo forgets he has stretchy arms after seeing Slug use it 2 minutes ago

Black human beings? Aren't they green? o.o

"BLOW DE WHISTLE!"

Ok, so in this world Namekians are black, so are black people green? Wtf? Lol. This and the big green dub are the most messed up and funniest things I've ever seen.

I like how piccolo rips off his ears and then proceeds to have a conversation with Gohan and it seems like he can hear what Gohan is saying yet he can´t hear the whisle afterwards xD

King Kai, that's hella racist lol.

Blow the whistle which you played for me! Me: BWAHBAWHABWHABWHHAWBHAWB

You're not dealing with the average black human being rubbing glass anymore, Freeza.

This is a fucking comedy

The King Kai monologue is one of the greatest things I have ever heard.

“I’m also the same Namek-people” Where has this been all my life?

I don't do drugs and this makes me want to stop doing drugs

This is anime's final form, perfection. *stands and claps*

1:17 when people keep knocking on the bathroom door even though it says "occupied" clear as fuckin day

This is honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

2:46 super hero movies explaining science

Gohan: *Blows de whistle* Lord Slug: *READY TO DIE* Gay King: *B L A C K P E E P O*

My favorite part is when he says “I don’t know what’s the meaning, but whatever you do NOTINGS WORKS MEEEE”

GTA in africa:deadliest weapon:rubbing glass

Rubbing glass is the key to defeat CJ.

Black people have often said piccolo was the only black character. Thank you Gay King for making it canon that Namekians are black people.

The Speedy Dub confirms that Namekians are the low-key black people of DBZ.

My favorite part of this is honestly the onomatopoeia for the various sounds they make.

As a black human being I can confirm this

"It's finnish." .... ... ... "is steel on"

Gohan can beatbox and whistle at the same time!

I'm so used to Big Green dubs that I thought everyone was about to shout kamehameha at each other.

So, I'm a black human being, right? I thought this was quite foolish. So, I just rubbed some glass together and my head exploded into 3,500 pieces. Kinda Kai was correct.

It's like they made this dub using Google Translate!

Piccolo... you realize that "Blowing the whistle" literally means there is a physical object that he must whistle. He has no such item.

Everytime I heard Goku screams NOoooooOoooououuuu, I was laughing my ass off....

I can't be the only one who thought of Too Short when he said, "Blow the whistle" haha

" Now I see. Black human beings dislike the sound of rubbing glass probably the soundwave of the whistle, which a human being blows might echoessummly irritating the ears of the Namek people, the nerve cut any other phase."

damn king kai, that was so uncalled for!

love how piccolo takes off his ears and hes still able to hear Gohan talking

This is the most deranged dub to ever exist, period

At least in the speedy dub Piccolo seemed to still be a bad guy, because @ 3:12 he clearly says "My power get you weaker!" so in fact it was not Piccolo giving his energy to Goku, but Piccolo forcefully taking Goku's hand and absorbing his energy, so evil

I like how Piccolo heard Gohan even though he ripped off his own ears.

"MAI POWA GET YO WAKE ERRRR! KUKU! HALP ME! GREAAAAHHH....KUKU!"

Makes me appreciate the Funimation cast that much more

ITS STILL ON WHAT, no it isn't, your armband clearly fell off

It's Finnish. BTW, Gohan sounds pretty adorable imo.

I'm laughing out loud for "Black Human Being" 😂😂

It sounds like one guy is going all of the voices equally poorly

Whistle is the sound of police sirens.

Someone should go to the hood, rub some glass, and see the black human being's reaction.

I picture these people knowing Japanese, and translating on the fly while reading from the script. That would explain the noises of confusion, as they tried to translate what they were reading

First Goku called him Shrek, Then Kai called him a black human being Slug is easily the villain that most suffered bullying in this dub.

Wait, so the villains are black people?

WHy the fuck are there instruments playing in the background while gohon whistles! XD

I suspect Super's first English dub will sound similar to this.

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD THANKS TO THIS

impressive how gohan could whistle an entire midi band

2:46 Definitive proof that Piccolo is black