Yeah And if your heart stops beating I'll be here wondering Did you get what you deserve? The ending of your life And if you get to heaven I'll be here waiting, babe Did you get what you deserve? The end, and if your life won't wait Then your heart can't take this Have you heard the news that you're dead? No one ever had much nice to say I think they never liked you anyway Oh, take me from the hospital bed Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned And wouldn't it be great if we were dead? Oh, dead Tongue-tied and, oh, so squeamish You never fell in love Did you get what you deserve? The ending of your life And if you get to heaven I'll be here waiting, babe Did you get what you deserve? The end, and if your life won't wait Then your heart can't take this Have you heard the news that you're dead? No one ever had much nice to say I think they never liked you anyway Oh, take me from the hospital bed Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand? And wouldn't it be great if we were dead? And in my honest observation During this operation Found a complication in your heart So long 'Cause now you've got (now you've got) Maybe just two weeks to live Is that the most the both of you can give? One, two, one, two, three, four La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la Well come on La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la Oh, motherfucker If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why am I dead? Dead