Death Guard vs Custodes, 10the edition Warhammer 40k battle report 

"Quipster... I forgot to put units inside my rhinos..." made me laugh my ass off, feels like something I would do lol

Still the best battle reports on RU-vid 😊

Great battle! For the Emperor!

Great batrep! Thanks guys 😆

A handsome athletic man playing 40K? Sounds like chaos

What an ending...!

Awesome scrap Y'all! That last card draw was great. Comments for the Comment Throne!!!

Mortarion only having 5 strike melee attacks is just pants. It has to be 7 surely, even if they dropped a pip of damage.

Sent an email regarding some free winterSEO dice, but never heard anything back from you.

I asked Quipster to pin Instagran things but RU-vid sent him to the Shadow Realm. So, like Thanos, I'll do it myself. Check out......Quipsternerd and Jadenalvina on the Insta for all the things.

The Telemon only gets FIVE attacks for two fists. You have to choose your Melee weapon in 10th, you don't get ALL of them.

Best battle reports. Your humor, sense of fun, respect for narrative, and filming style make it a great time and feel like hanging out with friends.

By the way the plague drones flamers have anti infantry 2+

Those custodians are beautifully painted

This morning I was hoping for a DG Custodies rematch and that Quipster would grace the channel again. Two birds with one stone! Great bat rep, make sure you watch it to the end! P.S. Plague spitters are anti-infantry 2+

Those Custodes look unreal, such a great paintjob.

Grandaddy Nurgle´s lads against the Golden Banana Boys? This is going to be disgustingly amazing.

What if I told you plague spitters are anti infantry 2+?

The good looking chap is back with his custodes

Lmfao "I am a bit scared of Trajann Valoris"

Mortarion has an aura of 6" that let's anything within said distance ignore any modifiers to any characteristic. Which means that the Telemon does not benefit of its ability as it modifies the characteristic on an attack.

Those tile bases on the Custodes look so sick.

So with the Telemon Dread, even with two fists sadly you will still only have 5 attacks. Sadly the other one does nothing though I WISH two fists did something.

Hysterical ending. Was not expecting that.

Lovely battle report!!! Keep them going! P.S. I don't think Telemon would get 10 attacks, as none of his weapons have EXTRA ATTACK keyword, thus he mush choose one, so już 5 attacks. Unless otherwise stated, having two same cc weapons doesn't give any benefit.

Axes are AP1, that bloat drone at 1:19:20 should be saving at 4s not 5s. Doesnt matter as there were 2x3s rolled but pointing it out for future, MORE IMPORTANTLY THATS 5 ATACKS EVEN IF YOU GOT 2 FISTS ON TELEMON, YOU ATACK ONLY WITH 1 MELE WEAPON NO MATTER WHAT. 2 fits only give you flamer to shoot with, so it always should be at least fist+gunarm. that would actually change game quite a lot. Another thing is leader get squads abilities, so here, trajan should be rerolling 1s/all

Wow! What a final round!!

That was one of the best batreps I've ever had the pleasure to watch, thank you guys 👍🏻👍🏻

Love both these armies. I play custodes, quipster your bikes advancing into the middle of the board looks even more glorious when juxtaposed with winters amazingly revolting DG. Great game

Awesome to see the deathguard on the field again man. Do note that rhinos have to start with something in them, due to being dedicated transports. Good game otherwise man

It's about damn time winters. I've been waiting all day for this 😉

WoW. That ending. I DID NOT see that coming.

That's not how multiple melee weapons work, the Telemon fists are 5 attacks, it does not matter if it has 1 fist or 2 as you can only make attacks with a single melee weapon (unless a weapon has the extra attacks ability) so the Telemon only gets to make 5 attacks not 10. i.e. it's pointless to take 2 fists instead of 1 fist + gun Also Trajan has the Supreme Commander rules which allows him to ignore ANY modifiers to his units characteristics, this negates the Death Guard -1 to save since that ability specifically states that it is the Saves Characteristic that gets worsened by 1.

Quipster’s Custodes are one of the best painted armies I’ve seen!!

The Telamon fist doesn’t work that way, you only get 5 attacks

Great table as always, love the End Of All Things but after reading the Dawn of Fire books , I'm really into Custodes at the moment. Everyone take care out there. 😊

Where did the ruins scenery come from? I'd love to get some myself because the buildings look great!

Quips face at the end!!😂😂😂 You couldn't write it.

You forgot e Plaguespitter [ANTI-INFANTRY 2+,IGNORES COVER, TORRENT]

A glorious and very exciting batrep. It just serves to show: The game's not over until the last player turn 😊. Thanks for the joy 👍.

Perseus is not dead, he's just pinin' for the fjords.

Hi Winters, your list was 30 points short of 2000 and I noticed you were running 5 man squads of marines so you could've spent the 30 points by increasing one squad to 7 for a nice even 2000

All those missed rerolls to wound against vehicles with the Allarus termies

Where did you get your base scheme?

Rotwind has devastating wounds

Your boards are always so nice.

Goddamn that bloody handsome man, its just not fair 😂

Awesome game! You did not mention where the ruins were from. But i like them a lot, so would really like to know! 😁

You can't do 10 melee attacks with the Telemon. You're equiping two fists, sure, but you can only select one to fight with, meaning you can only attack 5 times. You are always better off taking a gun. Hasn't been FAQed as far as I know.

Your blote drones should be able to wound the custodes infantry more because of anti infantry + 2

Amazing game gents, just a question, Foefid Bloat-Drones have. Anti intantry 2+, which cause critical wounds (always wounds) but are the devastating wounds too. The wording is confussing

A very fun batrep! You remain the best on the ytube. Makes me want to play, Love the 30k batreps and Legions Imperialis batrep too.

It was freaking amazing, I enjoyed this battle report ALOT. Thank you so much ! Damn it was epic from start to finish !

Curious where you got the ruins from? absolutely beautiful

Not seeing it in comments but the castellan axes are hitting on 3’s, not 2’s like all Custodes. Just not worth using because of that as well as -1AP (compared to spears) and-1A! Just not worth it.

A good match, which seems like it could have gone tilted other way if Death Guard had rolled better early on, just due to custodies low model count. Also the lol of forgetting to load the rhinos. To be fair though even though you finagled a barely points victory this is one of those you functionally wouldn't have won, or at best massively pyrrhic, since the surviving Death Guard would have been slaughtered.

I thought it was Quipster just from the title of each model on the bases, but I thought his Custodes had a different color scheme the last time I saw them here. Nice to see his demigods back on the channel!

Rapidly becoming my favourite RU-vid battle reporter! Does anyone know where the roads are from he’s using?

Comment may set off spoiler people.... Looks like not claiming that objective on turn one was the difference in the end. Egl, trying to be nice, or lack of tactical adherence?

Arjuna and shiva in the same unit. Broken af

Am I adding something up wrong? It shows you are 50 points over winters?

Gtfo that was an amazing game! Holy shit. First batrep ive watched of yours, and this earned a sub for sure. Cant wait to see more!

Since the Rhinos didn't have any embarked units at the beginning of the game they should have been automatically destroyed.

Never leave victory point on the table

Quipster back ‼️

The Custodes list... Lotta wasted points with those bikes but was glad to not see a sister on the list. Well olayed though. Gotta give them man his props.

Dont forget that allarus reroll all wounds vs monsters vehicles and character units! Should have gottan far more wounds in

Very good video and thx for that job. Is the DG list more than 2000pts ?

called a heavy plague weapon so people could customize their armies more.

Always a treat a winters rep, the emperors finest need shooting training.. woefully bad

Next up; Death Guard Vs Custodes in 30k 😁

Great battle report as usual. I'm wondering if I have the right update as I came up with 2,050 points on the Deathguard list.

When fighting Deathguard Cleanse is always the win con

Thanks for that wild ride. Hell of a battle report. Good job and well Done!

God damn that custodes army quipster.. god damn.. :o

I know they are no longer available, but who made the ruins?

You do not say "Oh god" you say "By HIS WILL ALONE!"

Does the double fist teletubby really get 10 attacks?

As a Custodes player myself - This was a fantastic game! Telamon is an absolute unit... Great to see Winters bringing in his DG, always a good show when Nurgle's Pawns show up!

I need to join the channel.

Great ammount of Copium from Custodes player, totally trying to say axes arent shit at 4 atacks WS3+, S9, ap1 dmg3 when spears are 5 atacks ws2+ s7 ap2 dmg2 lol

U should get a turn table and show the best painted unit or two close up.

The... Irony. Fabulous ending.

Nice board!!! Just started watching

Hitting on 3s with axes currently.

In first turn shooting crawler next to mortarion can ignore modifiers due to Mortarion so he should shoot on 3s with normal ap

why does your contagion range -1 to their save? where is your source for this information, i am totally confused 😅

Nice painting. Vid production is top too.

Beautiful board Mr Winters

Nice Terrain als always, Winters - is this prepainted MDF for the ruins? Where are they from?

At 47:04 you forgot anti infantry 2+ :X

I love the Scibor Miniatures Bases on the Custodes, they look great

Always nice to see Quipster on the channel!

I believe Morty next to PBC should be giving it re-roll 1s to wound (idk what you chose), also Morty's other aura lets you shoot indirect at the PBC's native BS since you can ignore the modifier from indirect.

awesome game well enjoyed

Amazing game, but to be honest I didn't like the fact the way it was decided! A bit too luck-based for those tactical secondaries. That Trajann guy slaps!

Love the tactical patios

That was a hell of a game!

Telemon Caestus doesn’t have “Extra Attacks.” Even with two of them you still only get 5 attacks and not 10 in melee.

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