Decisive Israeli Victory meme 

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"Find yourself a woman who loves you like the US loves Israel" - Cofuncius

You forgot the best part from the Wikipedia article. "After conducting his own fact-finding inquiry and reviewing evidence, Judge Yerushalmi's decision was: 'I have not discovered any deviation from the standard of reasonable conduct which would justify committal of anyone for trial.' In other words, he found no negligence by any IDF member associated with the attack.[58][66]" Literally just "we have investigated ourselves and found no evidence of wrongdoing."

You know it's going to be a great video when it has "Decisive victory" in the title.

Israel: *Attacks USS Liberty* USS Liberty: *Raises Giant American Flag* Israel: *Keeps Attacking* USS Liberty: *Fights back and tried to save their ship* Isreal: "Why would America Attack us?!"

With allies like these america doesnt need enemies

Isreal after reading about the USS Maine: "I got a idea."

This is a certified Israel classic

"America's greatest ally" moment

The moment I saw a video about Israel with no arguments in the comments, I knew something had gone horribly astray

“But, Sir it’s an America ship.” “Nevermind, HIT HER!” -actual comms from this event

This is probably the wildest story I've ever seen

It's so sad that masterofroflness was found six days from now with four self inflicted gunshots in the back of the head.

Calling this an Absolute Mess would be a compliment.

Got a pro-israel ad before this video just in case I risked having any dangerous thoughts about our greatest ally 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

the ship was a hamas base

The Israelis were testing if friendly fire mode was enabled.

The boats and jets cried out in pain as they fired upon the the Liberty

Pilot: Hm, thats an American ship. Pilot: Lmao. * dives in *

There was Hamas tunnels underneath the ship.

The craziest part of this story is the fact there's a country song about this

We give them over $3.8 billion per year to pay for their military btw

"If I didn't shoot your boat somebody else would shoot your boat."

I love how nobody ever talks about this. People barely know about this incident. Its like it was erased from history. But.... EVERYBODY would know about this, and talk about it if the Russians did this.

>fires at ship >ship identifies to be an allied vessel >continues attacking anyways Definitely a decisive israel victory moment

He forgot to mention that they jammed their SOS signal of tbe USS liberty which is a violation of the geneva convention

As an American I just want to say that Israel is our greatest ally and this incident is the best example our mutual love and friendship.

- Are you one of them? AN EGYPTIAN?! - No! No, sir! I'm... I'm American. - *opens fire maliciously*

This aged well.

Lavon affair also enters the chat

God's chosen people moment.

I love that this is one of the most controversial events in recent history, and yet there’s almost zero arguing in this comment section

The more I learn, the more I wonder why we're friends with them

The ship was anti-semitic The ship sailors were human shields The ship had hummus tunnels -Average israeli soldier

The sailors were human shields, so chosen people attacked the promised ship.

Truly one of our “greatest” ally’s

It WaS hAmAs!!!!

damn, the USA really bad at choosing friends

The boat was anti-semitic

They knew there will be no retaliation

I'm qilling to give Israel a very small amount of doubt but, failing to identify an American flag, misidentifying a vessel which clearly has not a single cannon in sight, and shooting the freaking people trying to fix the vessel is just bruh.

Hamas were using the sailors as human shields!!!

"Here's a medal, now shut the hell up"

They keep telling us that the elves are our only allies in the north pole, but they fail to mention that before the elves we had no enemies in the north pole

Never forgot the USS Liberty and the proud day who died on that men and women.

"In 1954, Israeli Military Intelligence (often known by its Hebrew abbreviation AMAN) activated a sleeper cell that had been tasked with setting off a series of bombs in Egypt. In this risky operation, a small number of Egyptian Jews were to bomb Western and Egyptian institutions in Egypt, hoping the attacks could be blamed on Egyptian opponents of the country’s leader, Gamal Abdel Nasser, including members of the Muslim Brotherhood or the Communist Party. The ensuing chaos, it apparently was hoped, would persuade Western governments that Nasser’s regime was unstable and, therefore, unworthy of financial and other support." Source: Leonard Weiss, "The Lavon Affair," Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, November 4, 2016 -- "The manner in which Israel’s Mossad tricked the U.S. into attacking Libya was described in detail by former Mossad case worker Victor Ostrovsky in 'The Other Side of Deception,' the second of two revealing books he wrote after he left Israel’s foreign intelligence service. The story began in February 1986, when Israel sent a team of navy commandos in miniature submarines into Tripoli to land and install a 'Trojan,' a six-foot-long communications device, in the top floor of a five-story apartment building. [...] 'Using the Trojan, the Mossad tried to make it appear that a long series of terrorist orders were being transmitted to various Libyan embassies around the world,' Ostrovsky continues. As the Mossad had hoped, the transmissions were deciphered by the Americans and construed as ample proof that the Libyans were active sponsors of terrorism. What’s more, the Americans pointed out, Mossad reports confirmed it. 'The French and the Spanish, though, were not buying into the new stream of information. To them it seemed suspicious that suddenly, out of the blue, the Libyans, who had been extremely careful in the past, would start advertising their future actions ... The French and the Spanish were right. The information was bogus.' Ostrovsky, who is careful in what he writes, does not blame Mossad for the bombing, only a couple of weeks after the Trojan was installed, of La Belle Discothèque in West Berlin, which cost the lives of two American soldiers and a Turkish woman. But he convincingly documents the elaborate Mossad operation built around the Trojan, which led the U.S. to blame Libya for the bombing of the Berlin nightclub frequented by U.S. soldiers." Source: Richard H. Curtiss (USIA veteran), "The Israeli Deception That Led to the Bombing of Pan American Flight 103 Over Lockerbie, Scotland," WRMEA / The Daily Star (Lebanon), October/November 1999 -- "Of the Mossad, the Israeli intelligence service, the [US Army School for Advanced Military Studies] officers say: 'Wildcard. Ruthless and cunning. Has capability to target U.S. forces and make it look like a Palestinian/Arab act.'" Source: "U.S. Troops Would Enforce Peace under Army Study," The Washington Times, September 10, 2001

Imagine a country so institutionally, socially, and financially protected that even muttering its name will draw in eyes to cancel you. We can only ponder on how such a nation became so powerful. But the reality of the extreme exploitation of disenfranchised groups within and around its own borders is very astonishing.

When it said "Decisive Isreali Victory" on the title I thought this is about 9/11.

Kicked out of 109 gyms and it always was the gym owner's fault?

"To learn who rules over you simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize" - Voltaire

"I was just following orders." **realizes.* 👁👁

I hope youre channel stays up. great vids as usual!

Don't forget the Lavon Affair, where they tried to plant bombs in various Egyptian, American, and British civilian buildings.

They cried out in pain after this.

I think poor israel thought that hamas used the ship as human shiled 🥺

The Six-Day War is enough of a meme by itself with how massive of a curbstomping it was…

imagine how different it would be if the liberty was a destroyer

Genuinely can’t tell if Israel actually wants to be liked by other countries 💀

RIP MasterofRofhlness. He’s gonna be stuffed into a bodybag after this one.

With greatest allies like this, who needs enemies?

What’s going on big guy? You just sank my ship.

The sheer disrespect Israel have for their "allies" is sickening. They killed Folke Bernadotte in a similar fashion and he was actuvely trying to help jewish freedom fighters.

RU-vid: "Uh oh! This video is about the USS Liberty incident! Better put up a link to the Wikipedia article for "context". MasterofRoflness: *Literally just uploads a bunch of quotes from the Wikipedia article

Oy'Vey!! All done by design, learn who curses you.

RIP MasterofRoflness. So sad to hear how he shot himself in the back of the head twice.

RIP Masterofroflness Another life cut short by a random uzi-moped accident

I fear for this man's bank account

Interesting Israel fact: Their military/LE is the only one in the world to use the Ruger 10/22 rifle as "less lethal" force.

America be like : It's okay israeli i still love you 😂😂😂😂😂

here before RU-vid takes this down

And they Probably used american supplied weapons to do that

A certified SHALOM moment

Truly one of the alliances of all time

The most americattle moment of all time

"greatest ally"

So the square mustache guy knew something like this will happen to them. That's why he did that.

God's chosen.

1st rule of this game never trust Israeli

Dude.... I aways thought it was an accidental attack... but firing at life boats and damage control crew? Fucking wild. Only War Thunder Naval players knows the stress of this situation lol.

There where hamas tunnels on the ship

This was just the side show, the main show was on land

SHUT IT DOWN BOYS

My face when germany attacks a US boat, forcing us into a world war But for some reason the phone line for the Germans to call and say the brits have been painting their war boats as American refugee ships was coincidentally bitten by exploding sharks right before the incident

truly the best ally any country could have

"Ey! AYO FRIENDLY FIRE FRIENDLY F-"

Meanwhile the Arab Republics watching on the coast: Dafuq they doing ova there-

I wonder what civilized discussions may arise in this comment section

Just the other day I was at the shooting range and found targets that said “Remember the USS Liberty” there, it was really weird especially since I was with my pro Israel friend haha

The funny thing is that this isn’t a joke.

The irony of having your ship shot up by weapons you provided.

RU-vid MOD: oh vey, he is teasing us...

Certificate Oy Vey moment *btw i hope this channel not deleted because, you know God Chosen people never wrong.

Imagine dying for a group of creatures that hate everything about you

Honestly the more i learn about Israel the more i see zionism as the same as national socialism

this is only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the jewish question

Imagine any other country getting away with straight up murdering your military servicemen without consequence. Damn tragedy.

And one day, for no reason at all…

*hand rubbing intensifies*

Жду когда Израиль потопит авианосец Мэн перепутав его с флотом Хамаса.

Waspy stuff like this is why a certain painter, made 6,000,000 of them disappear.