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Defeats of My Favorite Cartoon Villains Part 2 

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Song: Farewell by Manic Bloom (Anti-Nightcore by BlueSpider74)
Villains Quotes:
"Ooh! I love it when they run!" - The Devil
"God, who do you have to probe around here to get a Chardonnay?" - Roger Smith
"Hey, what're you doing, Bob? Putting up a warning sign? Danger! Dumb guy inside!" - James Poplopovich Sr./Jimmy Pesto
"Lonely? Dude, you have yourself -- your infinite selves. It's a nonstop party where all the guests are the only person we like. You think it's cool being the smartest man on Earth, but once we give you this technology, you become the smartest thing in every conceivable universe -- the Infinite Rick, a god." - Rick Prime
"Dude doesn't even know his own name anymore. Just accept it and fade away." - Zach Watterson
"Most people think you win Total Drama by being strong but nah, people see that! What you need is a secret talent, you know what mine is? I'm always underestimated. Yeah-yuh! I'm coming for that prize money." - Mary "MK" Kate
"I have servants, really yummy food, the internet. I think you can agree that I don't need anything else... that being the case." - Nom Nom
"But look at my life now. Hatred's become a job. I had true hatred with Venture. I didn't have to fake it. That sweet loathing just poured out of me whenever I saw his pathetic face! I just-I just-I just wanted to kick his ass! I wanted to build a machine to kick his ass! I wanted to BUILD AN EMPIRE TO HOUSE THE MACHINE TO KICK HIS ASS!" - Malcolm Fitzcarraldo/The Mighty Monarch
"Hey, you see those people? Well, those boobs and jerk wads are the best friends you'll ever have. Without them, you're nothing. Remember that… Your family will never understand you, your lovers will leave you or try to change you, but your fans, you be good to them, and they'll be good to you… The most important thing is, you got to give the people what they want, even if it kills you, even if it empties you out until there's nothing left to empty. No matter what happens, no matter how much it hurts, you don't stop dancing, and you don't stop smiling, and you give those people what they want." - BoJack Horseman
"What? You mean about how you put pubes in your chili? I'm afraid this isn't your chili, Scott. I switched it with Chef's. It's delicious, Chef. I hadn't planned on that. What I did plan on, however, was that my friends, Stan and Kyle, would betray me and warn you that the Chili Con Carnival was a trap. I assumed that they would tell you that I had trained Denkins' pony to bite off your wiener. What they didn't tell you was that Denkins is a crazy redneck who shoots trespassers on sight. Knowing that you would try and do something to the pony, I warned Mr. Denkins that violent pony killers were in the area. I also know that you wouldn't go yourself, for fear of having your wiener bitten off. You would most likely send your parents. And, I'm afraid that when Mr. Denkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents. I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady. And of course, to steal the bodies. After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chili Con Carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents' demise! And of course, feed you your chili. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili"..." - Eric Theodore Cartman
"You're a loser with a very small amount of friends... ZERO. And the amount of people you'll have at your funeral is also zero because you have no friends! Maybe your dad will show up just to take a dump on your face and then he'll say "Look, my dump is my son's only friend." Oh, wait. Even the dump hates you." - Christopher "Topher Bus" Columbus
"I have 137 nuclear warheads trained on every capital city on the globe. The world is now under my control. But oh no, I'm naked!" - Stewie Griffin
"Ahhhh, okay, that felt so good. And if you think I had just got myself eliminated, you're wrong. They can't eliminate me if I keep winning immunity, which I will!" - Julia
"Oh, boohoo! Let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin." - Mr. Krabs
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