Song used: Dream Catcher by In Fear And Faith
Villains Quotes:
"Stupid dog! You made me look bad! OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!" - Eustace Bagge
"Today I will unleash a swarm of radical battle crabs into Earth's ocean, and I will become The Grand Imperial Emperor and Most Extreme Bearer of Awesomeness Who Has Lots of Friends and Never Has to Hang Out Alone!" - Nordic Bunny
"You shall pay for your foolishness! You shall suffer the full wrath of... LORD HATER! I have mangled the minds of millions! I have tempted forth torrential tides of tears! I have reduced the richest of republics to rubble and ruin! Because I... AM THE GREATEST IN ALL THE GALAXY!" - Lord Hater
"Your mother is having another one of her episodes. Last night, she went to see "A Doll's House" with a couple girlfriends, and now she has ideas. I emerged from my sanctum this afternoon to discover that not only had she not made me lunch, which is a meal I need in order to live, but she'd furthermore locked herself in the bathroom to weep... loudly. Now, it's one thing for a woman to weep, but when they do it at such a volume you can hear it through the door, that's when you know they're doing it just for the attention. Anyway, I was able to cobble together a sandwich for myself, so I'm the real hero of the story. It was a couple hours later when I realized I was on a good run with my novel. I had this really interesting sentence that kept going for pages and pages, and I thought about how rare it is to really get in the groove like that. How most days I can't concentrate, because my idiot child is blasting the television, and it suddenly dawned on me: Hot cock on a rock, she never even picked up the little noise and snot factory! So here I am, being your mother, which I know is giving you all sorts of mixed up ideas about gender, while your brain is still loose and stupid. Just remember, if you become a queer later in life, this isn't my fault. Don't you sing no songs in your nightclub act called, "My Daddy was My Mommy" while gazing longingly at a tangled string of pearls. Pearls are for ladies, BoJack. Pearls are for ladies. You know Sunday is my writing day. Sundays are the one day that are just for me and my craft, and still you and the black hole that birthed you conspire to ruin it for me! What am I supposed to do now? Just go back to writing? I'm out of the zone now, the whole day's shot! All because of you and that brittle wisp of a woman you made the mistake of making your mother. No, it's not her fault. She's doing the best she can, after all. It's just that, you can't depend on women. You can't depend on anyone. Sooner or later, you need to learn that no one else is gonna take care of you. That's what I learned when I had to make my own sandwich. You can't rely on other people, BoJack. It's good for you to know. And she's a good mother for teaching you that. You've got a head start on most kids. You're actually very lucky. Thaaaaank youuuuuu?" - Butterscotch Horseman
"I was just wondering if you wanted to HANG out with me and smoke WEED and fill our bellies with DIET soda and play Burnout: Revenge for the PS2!" - Mr. Landlord
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5 сен 2024
