Song used: A Girl Called Jade by VUKOVI
Villains Quotes:
"You actually think I'm in love with an alien? As soon as she leaves your planet with my Blubonium, I'm gonna blow it up. But Baab's just the beginning, I'm going to wipe out the alien infestation one planet at a time." - General William Timothy Shanker
"A free bird's a degenerate! Didn't you know that?" - "A free bird's a degenerate?" - Ralph and Al
"Third rule of the streets? Some would say it's the most important: No one is interested in your feelings. Chop, chop. We have a Spirit Realm to plunder. And smile. Nobody likes a grouch. Honestly, Zhen I don't know why it's become a bad habit of yours." - The Chameleon
"How do you like my dress? I'm gonna wear it at the show tomorrow." - Rumi Hidaka
"So I was just on my way down here to kill you, but I stopped to watch the show, and I gotta say... That, right there, is a thing of beauty. That is the most vicious, deceitful, self-serving thing I've ever seen. Heh! Heh! Heh! Classic RJ. You take the food, and they take the fall… You keep this up, you're gonna end up just like me, having everything you ever wanted." - Vincent
"You see, this is exactly why I called the exterminator, to kill them before they get hurt like this." - Gladys Sharp
"I believe someone phoned about an animal problem? The solution is standing before you. Dwayne LaFontant is here." - Dwayne LaFontant/The Verminator
"Bastards... you'd think the goddamn exams was the be-all and end-all of existence... the cosmic life-force or somethin'. You’d think they were the friggin' fugitives. Can't even get in a few decent words to a guy... bastards... What a bore... they just sit there and take bennies and stay up all night with their face stuck in a bunch of books and their thumbs up their ass... Oh Yes... yes... I remember when the time when it was all very inspiring and enlightening, all this history and literature and sociology shit... You think learning is a really big thing and you become this big FUCKIN' intellectual and sit around tryin' to out-intellectual all the other big fuckin' intellectuals. You spend years and years with your nose buried in these goddamn tomes, while the world is passin' you by… All the stuff to see and all the kicks and all the girls are out there. And ME, a writer, and a poet who should be having adventures and experiencing all the diversities and paradoxes and ironies of life! And passin' over all the roads of the world! And digging all the cities and towns and rivers… and the oceans... and making all of them chicks! Oh, God… As a writer and a poet it is my duty to get out there and dig the world... to swim the whole friggin' scene while there's still time, man! MY FARTING AROUND DAYS ARE OVER, BABY! FROM THIS DAY ON I SHALL LIVE EVERY DAY AS IF IT WAS MY LAST! Yeah! YEAH! I MUST DO IT! NO MORE THE DREARY BORING CLASSES, THE DISMAL LECTURES, THE SITTING AROUND BULLSHITING WITH PRETENTIOUS FAT-ASSED HIPPIES! NO MORE THE BOOKS, THE SPOUTINGS OF A BUNCH OF OLD FARTS WHO THINK THEY KNOW THE WHOLE GODDAMN SCORE! HAHAHA!!! HA! HA!…..… Oh my God. What have I done?" - Fritz the Cat
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most terrifying show on the planet Earth: Professor Screweyes' Eccentric Circus! We will scare you! We will frighten you! We will shock you witless with our dreadful, terrifying, vile, monstrous programs!" - Professor Screweyes
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19 май 2024
