Demo Mesa 

Subtitles up my baby biscuits!

Pretty soon afterwards, the Demobine took over the world and steal Earth's essential resources for Scrumpy.

I'm impressed that the entire facility was not flooded with beer.

"Oh, that's gay." "OF COURSE!" "BLOODY BRILLIANT!"

4:29 the D-Man on his D-Mension on his favorite D-Spot

"I kid you not. He turned himself into a Pan.” "He's Demo-Pan"

[resonance cascade happens] “that’s a joke lads”

Clock demo: i want to die *>Is the only survivor*

If you pause and go frame by frame at 1:24, you can see Demo's bottle magically splits in two! Judging by the footage, it seems like the new bottle is a 2D image that was edited in after the fact because the animator realized it's funnier if the bottle is on screen for longer, but they didn't want to reanimate the whole 3D scene for one gag. Fair enough lol

"He turned himself into a pickle!" "What?" "Bloody funneh"

Can’t wait for the spinoff, Aperture Soldier Science

Subliminal Jokes (or just ones I find novel) - 0:03 The guards outside do not care at all about the car crash - 0:05 It’s extremely hard to catch without 0.25x speed but there’s a Demo buried in the soil during the scrolling - 0:07 The “employees of the month” wall - 0:08 The computer has bluescreened - 0:22 Despite the uncontrollable wobbling, Demo only loses a single bottle down the hallway - 0:48 There’s a passed-out Demo on the bench - 0:51 The security camera on the right - 1:01 There’s a passed-out Demo on every bench - 1:01 The door fails and jams due to stray bottles - 1:13 There’s an entire panel of the capsule for cigarettes - 1:22 Demo picks up a liver from his locker (which is also full of explosives) - 1:41 There’s another passed-out Demo on a stretcher to the left - 1:44 The poster on the back wall - 2:04 The facility sign - 2:14 Despite the fact they’re in a van, they chose to put the money directly behind them - 2:14 Since there were no weapons in the van when they set off, it’s implied that they stole them from the bank - 2:14 The bank money consists partially of lottery tickets - 2:31 Whatever is going on with the skull on the right - 2:31 The scrumpy bottles in a web on the ceiling - 2:31 The posters on the left wall - 2:37 The Demo having a lovely nap under the table to the left - 2:37 There’s two coconut drinks on the table - 2:37 The choice of music in this scene - 2:42 The brand of cigarettes - 2:46 The sacks of dog food on the side - 2:47 There is no keyboard; that Demo is pushing gauges and meters for no reason - 2:54 The “break in case of emergency” glass now contains a giant scrumpy bottle - 3:53 The camera movement and zoom clearly indicating there is a very panicked cameraman filming this like a documentary - 4:07 One Demo starts yelling at “Merasmus!!” in reference to the green flashing lights and “magic” - 4:59 The headcrab is replaced with a relevant TF2 hat

Scientist Demos : *stumped* Demo Freeman: *Oh, that's **_gay_* Scientist Demos : *OF COURSE!*

"Mornin' Mr. Freemoman. Looks like you're drunk and late."

"This must be the world's smallest SCRUMPY!"

3:04 That rock is full of *M A G I C*

Normal Scientist: We've discovered a rare radioactive isotope Demoman: That rOk is FuLla MAAAAAJJJIIIIIIICCCC!!!

I’m surprised no one has mentioned that the “I want to die” Demo is the only other Demo that lived besides Tavish Freeman, lol

*demos struggling to understand the prism* Demo gordon: ooo that's GAE Demos: BLOODY BRILLIANT OF COURSE!!

0:42 I can feel how delak was like: "Man, I can make the joke that would close this scene, what would that demo with clocks do?.." "Welp, let's make him depressed."

documented footage of intoxicated men opening a portal to the hangover cascade, circa 20XX very educational delak!! enjoyed every second of it!!

"He turned himself into a *PICKLE* " "OH Br Li Ant!" "So *B L O D E H* funny!"

I guess that was the opening day of the lab, because I can't imagine it to survive more than a few hours...

The implications of the baby Demo having both eyes is really funny because either: A: Every single Demoman (Including G-Demoman) at some point lost their other due to their own stupidity or B: They're born without one eye and those Demomen were trying to create a Demoman with both eyes.

Everyone is talking about pickle and the rest, but why didn’t anyone pay attention to the fact that some demos have TWO EYES?

Scout as protagonist: Disney Movie Demo as protagonist: Dreamworks Movie

2:51 for some reason his pulsating drugged eyes and big smile is the funniest shit ive ever seen, also 4:12

I have never in my life seen such an accurate depiction of Scotland in my life

If pyroland exists, this is demoland.

Heavy: "But how did you survive?" " *I WAS DRUNK* "

1:14 since my childhood my whole family was laughing out loud about that joke in the incredible movie

“OH, that’s gay” *The Demo scientists will remember that*

Reminder, this is the mind behind "Gorgeous Freeman" and "Heavy is Dead"

3:19, I didn't even realize he was so drunk he was seeing double until I watched this like 10 times.

0:07 everything they say in this whole scene is so emotional

why is everything like 10 times funnier if everyone is a demoman

DMan: "Yo focked op!" The most understandable and accurate Gman speech.

I love how by 1:24 it already looks like there's been a huge incident at the facility and the resonance cascade hasn't even happened yet

4:56 Nobody is talking about that demoman who said "i want to die" (at 0:46) is alive while the rest of demos are dead

"It's bloody impossible" "Yes" So what if he got it right?

1:25 Uncomfortably realistic “I need it”

It's not just how the Demos acted, but the sheer environment around them just screamed "intoxicated science facility". Absolutely beautiful set design, I'd find myself pausing to look at the sheer detail and laugh at the hidden gems.

Demo-scientist: But how did you survive? Demo-Freeman: I was drunk

2:28 Is one of the most seemless transitions I’ve seen in one of these videos. I will just say that this is one of the best videos on RU-vid.

If Black Mesa is full of Demomen, and since they're both rivals, would Aperture Science be full of Soldiers?

4:08 *Lab is about to explode* Demoman: "It deserves a promotion!"

This is more "Gorgeous Freeman" than Gorgeous Freeman himself

Delak "is full of MAGIC!!!". Every time, when i watch Dis mini-movie i see some new details in bnackground, like in "who kill Heavy". Magnificent!! Elegant!!

2:31 “LaDS, hE TUrned HimSELF inTo a *PICKLE* “

"no suit bro" "fuck you brooooooooooooo" "oooooooooooooooooooo" reminds me college

Omg...at 2:38 they're listening to Money by Pink Floyd but sung by Demo. So when do we get the full version, Delak??

when is the second part?

Rainbow: *exists* Demo Freeman: oh, that's gaeh.

At this point, everything that comes out of demos mouth sounds like drunken gibberish.

That rock is full of MAAAJIIIIIIIIIIIC!

I just now noticed that the official subtitles are labeled "Scottish Gaelic".

"Aye?" *Goes on a bank robbing spree* "Oh that's gay" "Of course, brilliant" This video has been up for less than an hour and already so many priceless lines. I love this channel

The guy who wants to die is still alive :(

1:08 so fucking funny

Mom: the internet is full of bad people like pedophiles and kidnappers and murderers the internet:

i loved "BLOODY TIE" genius reference, delak

I don't know which interpretation is funnier: That this is the opening day of Demo Mesa and it immediately fails horribly or that it's been running successfully for quite a while despite the drunken employees.

5 minutes of Pure Cinema.

2:37 ...So when will we get a full version of Demoman singing his rendition of Money by Pink Floyd?

Things that are given priority: 1.Drinking 2.Science

2:22 Is that a PASSPORT i see? Even the drunks remembered their passport, damnit Freeman, you fool!

The entire video in order Most normal meeting 0:07 0:20 DRINK BIRD DRINK 0:38 0:42 I wanna die 0:47 NO SUIT BRO 0:53 0:58 Supersuit 1:13 1:30 Old demo degroot 1:34 1:38 ITS BLOODY IMPOSSIBLE 1:42 1:50 NORMAL FRIENDSHIP 1:54 2:04 Stealing from the French men 2:06 2:15 PICKLE DEMOOOOOO 2:34 Oh that’s gay 2:40 LISTEN 3:02 3:22 STARTS MACHINE 3:31 Does his job badly 3:44 4:20 D-man 4:28 4:40 End

Go to Demo Mesa, and tell the devil *I'M DRUNK*

Fun fact: "Black Mesa" would still have been accurate

2:23 i like how it goes from funny animation to the smoothest shit ever when he punches him lol.

3:05 The Way He Said *MAGIC* Looked In Fr

Demo = Black Demo Mesa = Black Mesa Sir Delak, clever as always..

0:13 the internets reaction to big resident evil vampire lady

You may just think that this is just a normal Antoine Delak video where every employee at Black Mesa is replaced by black Scottish cyclops’ but in reality, this video secretly reveals that Demoman is the one that actually killed Heavy

This video surely reminds me of how my brain really works whenever I learned something new and see new things and situations going on.

1:00 Original line: "why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?!" Demo mesa: "bloody TIE!" Underrated joke

"Bloody ties!" is such a brilliant but simple joke.

This is what happens when they don’t release half life 3

2:23 THE MAN HAS HIS PASSPORT, DEMO!

I like how the only survivor is that scientist that wants to die.

That's not how I remember Frozone's conversation with his wife.

1:56 me and the new kid in primary school after we learn each others favorite colour

the teacher giving a lecture : 3:02 me who zoned out after he spent 25 minutes explaining shit : 3:24

And now, imagine a world where Black Mesa is 100% YEEE-... ahm .... Texan.

First word of little demo: "MEEEEEEEEM" So proud of this little m8

2:18 Looks like someone remembered to bring their passport! If a drunken Scotsman can remember to do it, then Gordon really has no excuse at this point.

by 4:03 i was in tears laughing my gd ass off. What a great video

2:20 - LOOK, HE HAS A PASSPORT And of course Gordon Demoman fucked up, cuz his passport was expired

Demo Mesa But what about Soldier Aperture? "Those demos down at demo mesa can kiss my... yes Zhanna... yes dear. ah what a lovely receptionist she is" Zhanna would be like, caroline or something.

4:07 that one guy who instantly yells "MERASMUS!" when he pushed the magic rock into the thingy

Two of my favorite things about these Gmod videos is the random and rapid face morphing and how the models ragdoll around like its normal for them.

*Oh that's gay.* Bloody Brilliant! Of course!

The Virgin Scientist: Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties? The Chad Demolition Man: *Bloody T I E*

This whole scene at 3:45 cracks me up. The camera panning across the passed out guys body then a quick zoom of the back of his unconscious head lol.

only real homies will remember the original ending with funeral bagpipes instead of triage at dawn

2:28 this is my favorite part of the video. it’s crazy how he managed to pull off something like that! it felt so real!

2:40 “Oh that’s gay” - IQ -1000...fuck i cant count all for this drunk demo (edit: hi guys, thats me when 11-12 idk, being cringe on that days make me insane) [7/6/2023]

I love how the D-man just said something simple at 4:35 D-man: YA FOOKED UP! (Slaps Demo Freeman)

4:56 The one that asked for death is the only one that survived. *ironic.*

Did the guard Demoman reference Benrey??? I saw a passport! 🤣 Also I loved the Incredibles reference. 😆