Dennis Miller Doesn't Even Get Out Of Bed For O'Reilly's YouTube Show 

I love how Billo says he pays his taxes like that's optional.

I could listen to you guys riff on Dennis Miller for hours. Please Dennis do more appearances so we can have more MR videos!!

It's hard to explain how much I love these guys ripping on Dennis the D Man Miller. I've watched all clips like 50 times.

My daughter's high school English class is covering rhetoric, and one of the concepts she's learning is oxymoron. I can't think of a better example than 0:55: "Dennis Miller, who does very funny bit."

Anti depressants haven't kicked in yet....so...bop bop bop

Michael Brooks, Rest in Power

Bill O'Reilly looks like a creepy goblin creature. Those poor women

He is just a youtuber now. Just like the rest of us. And he is not enjoying it.

Ricky's answer: No Dennis, I didn't go to any job interviews because I'm already working 35 hours a week at Wal-Mart. What, you thought everyone who doesn't pay income tax is unemployed? That's pretty stupid, man. I think I'm going to ask the government for a better patron."

Billo no longer pays 50% of his income now...BECAUSE HE HAS NO INCOME.

Six years later and I'm still bop bop bop

Miller is like the guy at a party who thinks he's coming off witty and urbane, but to everybody else looks like a drunk making a fool of himself.

So, when you're on assistance you already have to provide proof of all those things to a case worker or you'll lose your benefits. This dream of lazy people just living high off welfare is so delusional. I live in NY which is on the better end as far as social safety nets go, and even here you can't just get foodstamps let alone welfare for no reason. To get any assistance while unemployed you need to either be disabled with proof, or you have to go apply for 59 zillion jobs that MUST be hiring and have the manager fill out a sheet as proof with contact information. If you still can't find work they make you volunteer for WEP aka work education program that is just using you as free labor to do shit nobody wants to do, and doesn't really give you great experience at all. Getting actual welfare is nearly impossible and you can only be on it for a limited amount of time in most cases, even if you can't find work. Like...the system is already so fucking hard for people who are already struggling. I invite Bill and Dennis to get all the way fucked.

The sad, bah bah bah, is my new favorite bit.

"It's just so frustrating I mean poor people eating, bop bop bop." LMAO

Conservatives NEVER stop punching down, which is NEVER funny. Miller’s abstruse takes just make it worse.

When you play the depressed D Man at 1 1/2 speed, he suddenly sounds like Jackie Mason.

Dennis Miller's unfunny lines are sad when combined with his funny delivery. Seriously, his level of not giving a fuck while he literally phones it in is hilarious.

Why does Bill O'reilly have tic tacs for eyebrows?

“So your legs don’t work. Is that only part of you that doesn’t work??” Absolute gold

Nice of Dennis Miller to down a handful of horse tranquilizers before calling in

Bill dose not pay 50 % in taxes .

Homeless people, bap, bap, bap

Out of curiosity i went to bill O'Reilly youtube channel. Like 6,000 subscribers and videos getting 400 to 3,000 views. Watch out.

How about we ask the government if we want to spend our taxes on their military adventures

There once was a fellow O'Reilly, Who did not express himself shyly, He became an embarrassment, Because of his harassment, Perhaps it may yet go to Trially.

Jesus, is Miller's ego that fragile that he needs to get thanked for paying his taxes by indigents on Medicaid?

Bill, what about the money that subsidies corporations? Corporations that then export jobs overseas. How about that!?

@8:25 “Is this a bit ... that people would be *SUBJECTED* to?”

Better sit down!?! I'm gonna lie down on the floor for this one!

I don't think GE and/or the Walton family is interested in inviting Dennis fuckin Miller into their home to be judged.

Bill’s new sit and spin zone

50 percent? Is bill including law suit settlements?

Miller and O'Reilly's "joke" is actually the most sociopathic and disgusting view. I actually can't believe they're saying this stuff so casually... Who would actually want to live in a world like that? The shit is evil.

Came for the Dennis Fasci, stayed for the *Victoria Jackson* references.

This is what the idle rich do with their time, folks!

These right wing guys like to talk about Nationalism and loving and caring about your country, but nationalism also entails loving and caring for the PEOPLE of your country as well. You don't provide for the welfare of your countrymen because you "owe" them something, you do it for love of your country and your people. Your fellow citizens are your family, and you all work together for the betterment of the nation you are a part of.

I almost ruined my laptop with coffee lol.

O'Reilly?....................Who?

Watching Bill O suffer Dennis the menace Miller’s unprofessional antics sabotage his attempt at a decent show or whatever they do never gets old.

My ass O'Riley pays 50% all in.

Miller is about as funny as cancer.

No mattah how many high balls I have it doesn't keep me from having to see homeless people shacking up down my street, bop bop bop.

Dennis Miller has 10 houses and has to pay massive property taxes therefor its poor people's fault he has to pay a lot in taxes. makes perfect sense Dennis.

Let me introduce Dennis to the people he is supporting: policeman, fireman, teachers, judges,prosecutors,military personnel, coast guard, public servants ... the list goes on. Feel free to buy them a coffee the next time you are awake.

@4:58 O’Reilly irritated & bored while Miller mumbles a joke after ingesting all the heroin

“is this a b-are they saying this is a BIT!?!?” lmfao

Dennis Miller - Straight Filler No Killer

Not the country i signed up for chacho

Why get outta bed if all your jokes suck.

Smug vs. Smugger

To quote the 3rd season of Twin Peaks, "what is this, kindergarten?" watching the awkward exchange between these two resentful, nearly-dead seniors makes me feel like I might as well be in a Lynch film. If we're meant to take them srsly, how fucking simplistic do you have to be to imagine this one-to-one sponsor scenario? a fucking "buddy program"? and how much of a halfwit do you have to be to not understand the financial underworkings of all of this, particularly the part where all tax revenue goes into one bucket (it isn't like every physical dollar bill is mapped to a specific recipient; it's all electronic abstractions at this point), or the part where the top 1% of earners pay 90% of income taxes? People like Bill Cha-Cho O'Reilly would be mapped to thousands of individuals. Maybe that's what happens to people like Bill when they go to Hell? And if it's all supposed to be a joke, like - literally - what is the joke? omfg.

I'm also bothered by his microphone, a Blue Yeti Pro, because it's the same exact microphone a lot of RU-vidrs use...including myself.

Watching Bill here? It's just the same old story with these guys. They live in a bubble for SO long, and when they walk (or are forced to walk), they think there will be a massive stink about it amongst their 'fan base', and for a week? There probably IS, but after a week, it just dies down, as their fan's attention span dissolves, and their 'fans' just settle in to what is being offered in its place. Essentially, nobody cares because their fan base never really cared in the first place, they are simple people who tune into the latest person who just reinforces what they already believe and support, and if it's O'Reilly or Carlson or...some other random? They don't care! These people are so simple, they don't care WHO does their bidding for them, just as long as SOMEBODY is doing it. Guys like O'Reilly come to realise that EVERYTHING they built rested on a very weak foundation to begin with, and that, the very people who made them famous don't follow them when they're ousted from the network. Like I said, the average attention span of an O'Reilly watcher? Is just about long enough to think "this sucks! I really liked this guy and now...Oh, shit! The game is on tonight...change the channel quick!". And after 2 weeks of not having O'Reilly on the 'waves' and having someone else instead? Those O'Reilly 'fans' just forget about him and focus on the new show in town. ...O'Reilly is only now coming to realise that his fan-base have already moved on, and his feeble and pathetic attempt to create a 'podcast' type scenario to 'tap' into his market is, just that, PATHETIC! The reality is that O'Reilly's fan-base have 'one-foot-in-the-grave', so they're not going to be seeking him out online, when there's just someone else to take his place on Fox News. ...O'Reilly should be okay with this though, as he's a supporter of 'the free market', and it appears 'the free market' is telling him that his product is no longer in demand as it has been usurped by younger and more competitive brands, and as such? Should be discontinued; I mean, it's just good business practice...right Bill?

0:14 that fucking laugh😂

Miller sounds drunk. NOT comedy

I enjoy these DMiller spots on Majority, but I don't understand the bop bop bop thing? Can anyone explain?

what's insane is that O'Reilly had the D-man on just to re-do a bit that they already do on tour. He's so desperate to re-live his "news" anchor days that he's re-hashing the old material because he has nothing else to do. It's the most masturbatory segment ever

10:27 Even if Ricky isn’t telling you the truth, the likes of Dennis Miller and Bill O’Reilly just want the chance to interrogate him and make him feel bad

Baap baap baap

Thank god theres no video of him saying this. I can picture dennis hiding under the blanket talking on the phone..

Bill'O the clown lies, the top tax rate is 39.6% and that is on earned wages ...most rich people make more money from investments and other income sources which are taxed at a much less rate of 20% at the high end but most qualify for 0% on long-term capital gains ...your income taxes do not pay for anyone's benefit like food stamps housing etc...your taxes go to pay the interest on the national debt...that is why they passed the 16th amendment to pay the FED interest on the debt...the god Reagan investigated this question

Oreilly came up with this idea from the b-story of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Michael's lazy Dennis Miller is hilarious.

Its sad how these people don't rage against corporate welfare the same way

A push-up competition to see who will get to eat next month omg lol ... i laughed through this whole thing

Dice Man Bop bop bop Popeye

Trump golf > meals on wheels Bank bailouts > all known matter in universe

Andy isn't far off from Dennis. The guy doesn't seem that funny and he always seems to interrupt Sam. Sam is great, RIP Michael Brooks

8:15.....I rellee like dat guy..... hahahaha......

*_Bop bop bop_*

I thoroughly enjoy them bashing Dennis Miller, but my god Andy… shut up sometimes

50% in taxes please! 🙄 most taxes are going to defense but he's not complaining there 😒

Who’s the next failed right wing comedian? *Ted Cruz enters the chat*

I'd give Dennis Miller one plus point for not going the 'welfare queen' route in his rant. Too easy.

I'd love to meet the resident of every state I sponsor who gets back more in taxes than they pay out. i'm available for assessments / interviews / evaluations immediately!

Is this segment sponsored by the drug (speed). Why is he talking soo damn fast

Dennis Miller is gonna git me a job? Gonna call someone for me? Awright , give me his number!

I forgot how funny the D-bag is because he's so unfunny. Every time one of these comes up in my recommendeds, i have to watch it. I don't care how old they are and it's always great hearing Michael again.

Dude, I just wait for the punchlines to be able to not understand kindlers interruptions or the punchlines.

does bill oreilly have a blue yeti?

Bill might pay 50% of his taxable income on taxes. But his tax person rigs it so that is a small amount of his actual income.

How about the government requiring all Americans between the ages of 18 to 68 to give two years of their lives to serving in the military including rich has been third tier comedians. How'd you like that, Cha Cha? After all anyone can fire a gun, Binky.

How dare you insult Victoria Jackson

BOP BOP BOP

Sounds like slavery???

Why is the wizard dood from wizards of waverly place talking with Sam cedar

I think Dennis forgot to put his teeth in. I can picture a alcohol bottle and cup with his dentures in it. He's all over the place...

Comedy is not a strong point of the show..

There are three guys here who consider themselves comedians (or used to, in Sam’s case). Michael is funnier than all three of them.

Andy...shush. If you're not talking over Miller, you're talking over Sam. I've not heard this O'Reilly/Miller conversation but clicked on it because I assumed you wanted listeners to hear it. Listening to content with Sam and others in studio is fine, because Sam only comments after he's asked for it to be paused. But with Kindler on the phone talking over the top of it, it's unlistenable.

low energy

Seders Miller is dead on Larry Sanders

The only thing this video lacks is talent.

I watched the black and white Dennis Miller special and it wasn’t that bad. Shame he turned into a psycho.

Lame.

As a fan of the majority report, I would like to say that Dennis Miller Live is arguably the best political comedy program ever and DM is (was?) waaaaaaay funnier than Andy Kindler and anyone on the MR crew. Yeah he has some mannerisms which are ripe for snark but let’s just keep it real. Respect to Dennis Miller regardless of political ideology.

First time watching your channel. Almost surreal to see unfunny people deriding other people for not being funny.

When Sam is having fun he is 10 times easier to listen to. There isn't the constant barrage of ah...umm...aaahh...umm...ah. The clip at the end where he is e-begging also is a good example of his potential. I do find it ironic that they are making fun of this guy for sounding disinterested (among other things of course) when Sam is the king of stretching out everything he says in an umm/ahh fest of disinterest. I would prefer that he wait a second or to before starting a sentence to think about what he wants to say instead of just saying a word or 2, then ahhh...umm, like a moment of dead air is worse than barely being able to follow what he says because it takes twice as long to get through every sentence and it is tough to follow when every 3rd word is interrupted and stretched out to the point you begin to forget what the hell he is talking about. I love ya Sam, but you really have to work on your presentation and at least feigning interest. It's the old man version of the Cali girl saying like every other word.

Sam and Andy are no more funny or insightful than Bill and Dennis. All four are pathetic. And that isn't from someone with a youngster's taste. Sam, Andy, and I are in the same basic age bracket.

Am I the only one that finds none of these guys funny?