Deon Cole - Listening Will Get You Any Woman

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#DeonCole, actor with a recurring role on the ABC sit-com "Black-ish", comedian and writer known for his work on "Conan" on TBS, delivers at the 2013 #JustforLaughs Festival in Montreal.
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@naztetv8862 3 года назад

The bit with the notepad is genius. It's like a cheat code for a laugh. Even if a joke bombs hard, scratching it off of the notepad immediately gets a laugh and digs you out of that hole. That is a damn clever trick to use on stage.

@kaptainzdragon5478 2 года назад

But now no one can use it because someone accuse them of stealing material from Deon Cole.

@superrookie-1 2 года назад

@@kaptainzdragon5478 if you're doing a local show the you can use it

@therebellion96 Год назад

The jokes really were good. The crowd just wasn't on the same page - no pun intended.

@eerereps 5 лет назад

Lol! him openly taking notes was hilarious!

@EricLeafericson 5 лет назад

If he were an open micer in Portland, everyone would complain about him and say he's not funny and is "unprofessional." Open micer comics suck man. I can't wait until I write enough jokes to do road shit. Need a year or more to get another 10 really good minutes.

@gamingbytay4673 5 лет назад

EricLeafericson tf

@EricLeafericson 5 лет назад

@@gamingbytay4673 Kinda high overshare, sry

@FFRpie4thewin 4 года назад

@@EricLeafericson imagine thinking that's not part of the bit

@MsDivinelight 4 года назад

Always is

@ramonpeters9608 4 года назад

He's easily one of the most underrated comedians

@ThexXxXxOLOxXxXx 4 года назад

If i have time to enjoy comedy i watch Dave Chappelle best comedian who ever walked this earth.

@GinaJonesStillettoQueen 4 года назад

Not really. He as well as Wanda Sykes wright comedy for people

@klynch572 4 года назад

Don't know if he's underrated. He's on 2 tv shows (at the same time), plus he had a hilarious Netflix special

@jovancole8014 4 года назад

DBZ is Real the 🎥 not cartoons.

@honesto8457 4 года назад

Easy Name why does it matter? He is funny

@deaconnavarro160 4 года назад

The best part is him blatantly starting the next joke without being subtle 😂

@warriorandchildofgod2425 4 года назад

Ikr lol

@bnpzarie9511 6 лет назад

"i don't know no ninjas" lawl

@stefdelev 5 лет назад

Half of the audience didn't get it lol

@TheyCallMe_TC 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@TurnpikeTib 4 года назад

BNP Zarie I almost pissed myself with that joke.

@cello_thomaz1557 4 года назад

4💀💀💀💀⚰⚰⚰⚰

@adamjupiter1 4 года назад

Funniest part

@Newbornvintage18 4 года назад

This crowd wack, "Where we goin..to heaven" hilarious

@disneydreamer8147 6 лет назад

That audience was dry! I would have been cracking up! 🤣🤣🤣

@la-ly3eo 5 лет назад

Rita So Sweet there are diff types of laughter

@abdinho119z 5 лет назад

@@la-ly3eo true but this audience was as dry as an itchy scalp

@Alr1ghtyThen 5 лет назад

I swear. I'm in my house ROLLING ya heard me

@SmoothGoddess213 5 лет назад

@@abdinho119z I'm weak😂😂😂. But this is a fact.

@nhdarling2 5 лет назад

It’s cause y’all black

@EMMoney8806 4 года назад

The ninja joke went over their heads until he had to expound on it! HAHAHAHAHAHA

@marvelousmarvelous2529 3 года назад

😂 😂...

@p0rnany0ne 3 года назад

Thought he was going to cross that one out on his notepad

@nadotime4810 3 года назад

the lady in blue at 2:35 definitely didn't get that joke. For better or for worse tbh 😂😂😂

@bigislander72 3 года назад

He could have just stick with the punchline...that had me laughing so hard!

@anikaparker1077 3 года назад

😂 My first thought, "They don't get it."

@gulianatanner2352 4 года назад

“I don’t know no ninjas!” 🤣🤣🤣

@LonghornsLegend 4 года назад

I've always loved how he takes notes during his sets😂😂 I never saw anyone do that before him it's so original and hilarious and I always wait for him to do it during his sets

@oddly.alright529 5 лет назад

That cleaning your ears with a q-tip thing is so true....i was literally cleaning my ears at 2am when he said that and was like, "dude, I know!!!"

@jennyschatocastle6123 3 года назад

I think I'm at a point where my ears bleed because I clean them every morning just to get that sensation.😭🥰

@alejandrobles 4 года назад

He looks like the baby of Denzel Washington and Terry Crews

@chaosapiant 4 года назад

I see a bit of an older, buffer, smoother Donald Glover.

@flickanrimsky 4 года назад

10x hotter than any of them

@ismailmarican8297 4 года назад

@@flickanrimsky even Denzel? I understood the rest but Denzel is like every women dream man..

@SilkyLew 4 года назад

So he look like another black guy?

@jun_kage 4 года назад

I literally just clicked because he is hot

@zebrakiss100 5 лет назад

The stand up was funny as shit..he just did it in front of the wrong audience

@la-ly3eo 5 лет назад

Nah y’all It’s diff types of laughter I’ve been to shows and there’s knee slapping comedy and there’s stomach it like a 8 pack comedy

@alyxskyler 4 года назад

They were laughing??

@bam7542 4 года назад

Ong i was in here crying😂😂😂

@Mike-ii1vz 4 года назад

Right they was slow to catch on lol

@bewimotos 4 года назад

this place seem to have the worst audience, bill burr also did a show here, and crowd was super lame

@KerayZ 8 лет назад

What he said is true about listening, women like a guy who actually listens

@tmac9938 7 лет назад

or at least a man who "seems" like he's listening

@peytonbell5637 6 лет назад

tmac9938 no, she right, they like a man that listens but the ASSHOLE is getting ghe pussy.

@tmston2 6 лет назад

Peyton Bell listen & respond to what they sayin tho

@Fallenmichael81 5 лет назад

I hear you.

@endofanera1983 5 лет назад

Peyton Bell you’re right. Women these days have a man on standby to fulfill different needs. One listens, one fucks, one gives them money, one feeds them etc.

@harrislam 3 года назад

The moment he actually had to explain the ninja joke I died a little inside.

@bravesexystrong6941 5 лет назад

That Q Tip part was on point 😂💯

@christophercrayton7511 4 года назад

The bat joke had me dying... Click LMAO 😭

@giareneeble 5 лет назад

Has he always been this fine??? Omg Deon Cole could get it literally anytime.

@MisssKayy 5 лет назад

He lost a lot of weight!

@CloudWind0643 4 года назад

He was once a fat man.

@mominor6913 4 года назад

With that pretty ass smile

@mariecampbell3373 3 года назад

Ikr👀

@Queen-jk8us 5 лет назад

I can tell some people didn't get the bat joke😂😂😂

@moneyspider1 5 лет назад

+Princess Lovely: That joke cracked me up, especially when he got to the "Click" part. "How you gon hang up on a text message?" LOL

@MrBrizzle1 5 лет назад

Care to explain ? Cause I didn't get it.. 😅

@MrBrizzle1 5 лет назад

Oh wait, got it, but funny tho..

@user-vr4ih6jg3n 4 года назад

@@MrBrizzle1 Click!

@MsDivinelight 4 года назад

Omg i just got it

@blackanonymous7215 6 лет назад

Am I the only one who has developed a crush on Deon Cole?

@arnelevans25 6 лет назад

Black Anonymous Sweetheart, you're not the only one

@aleebea 6 лет назад

Always had a low key crush on him.

@n.b.0212 6 лет назад

Black Anonymous No! He's sexy asf!!

@scorpion777silvermoon3 5 лет назад

He is soooo sexy..

@trentrubenacker9718 5 лет назад

Nope.

@alecgross12 4 года назад

I like how his example of listening to a woman is just standing there yelling advice at her, lol

@JerseyGirlForLife609 4 года назад

You don't have a clue do you????

@sweetiepie4328 4 года назад

That's how my man is

@sinazotame2411 2 года назад

I would so love that 😩

@ixon4330 6 лет назад

Deon is one of the best comidians in the world !

@matlola1000 5 лет назад

Woah settle down there

@j_citikitty 4 года назад

Then why'd he have 2 steal that thug picture joke

@marcusmorris450 4 года назад

He from Chicago what do you expect everybody from Chicago either comedians or killers shit I should know cuz I'm both lol

@art_santora Год назад

He's my favorite right now. His punchlines have a slow burn impact that's really gratifying.

@BTokinn 8 лет назад

Deon has always been funny

@simplesitysista 4 года назад

Since def jam with the same note pad. Happy he made it on his own terms

@Ghostcamel 7 лет назад

Not yet...? O.K.

@nirvarene25us 6 лет назад

Ghostcamel lol

@marshallshebillah3026 4 года назад

Ghostcamel 😆😂😂

@somedudesmom9540 7 лет назад

so accurate about the ear cleaning

@albertardiscohn4900 5 лет назад

Dion's great I love his character on blackish so original

5 лет назад

He's hilarious on there

@ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon 4 года назад

Deon* the spelling is literally in the title

@potmeetkettle 4 года назад

@Malcolm.X.Machina He must got that iPhone too 😂

@sreeharylaiju 8 лет назад

this guy is awesome... wheres ma ninjas 😂😂

@sj2twentythree 4 года назад

Can we talk about how Deon Cole keeps getting finer as he gets older? When he was younger he looked like Sid from Ice age now my mans Thicc Slim.

@Robopercy 3 года назад

He started working out lol.. This looks about halfway through his transformation to me tbh, he’s definitely lost weight from when he first did the notepad bit

@cartersmom0629 2 года назад

Checking off the jokes is genius because he can easily segway into the next joke with no problem.

@pacoloco4509 5 лет назад

Lmaoooooo "where's my ninjas!!" 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@csldc 3 года назад

The note-taking schtick was genius. Way too funny.

@lanamac1150 5 лет назад

He just hung up on a txt msg.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ThatHoodlum19 4 года назад

The whole taking notes and trying jokes he’ wrote’ down, is next level funny. He pulls it off so well lol it adds to the end of a joke too. Bonus laughs!

@yutoob6181 8 лет назад

That q-tip thing is FAXX

@yukiannie666 8 лет назад

i agree with him about cleaning the ears....

@la-ly3eo 5 лет назад

Racist Princess name?

@calisouthqueen 5 лет назад

It is orgasmic!

@nefrig7920 4 года назад

... Just not the skin colour?

@Newbornvintage18 4 года назад

Dawwwwg the bat joke is HILARIOUS

@nkulingqola6192 4 года назад

I love his voice

@josave8563 3 года назад

That hang-up joke is platinum!! 🤣

@viclr33 4 года назад

Watched this set so many times but I still Keep laughing. Ahh soul food

@robertocruztv6097 3 года назад

Dude is funnier then most comedians don’t sleep on Deon Cole

@HamburgerMolester 4 года назад

Been waiting for someone to point out how good Q-tips feel. Thought I was the only one.

@marcustumblinii9438 5 лет назад

The bat joke had me dying

@ayandamafuyeka1952 5 лет назад

Mind explaining it to me because I don't understand it.

@mexicanjesus8482 5 лет назад

@@ayandamafuyeka1952 What has a small d and hangs upside down? A bat. What has a big d and hangs up? The original caller hangs up. You got it?

@munashe89 4 года назад

the joke went over a lot of peoples heads its hilarious 😂

@fishgrz125 4 года назад

“I looked like a Newborn calf”!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@shnitacamps4870 4 года назад

It’s like the older he gets the better he looks 😍

@princessfly11 8 лет назад

Wow, he's kind of...attractive when he's not playing a lunatic (Blackish) lol.

@austonelopez111 5 лет назад

Naila

@user-xg6ku5wh2j 4 года назад

Hahaha

@minimonkeymasher8888 4 года назад

Blackish? What is that supposed to mean?

@iDreamOfJeanii 4 года назад

Mini Monkey Masher it’s the name of the show he’s on lol.

@vernonpaigejr.1517 3 года назад

@@minimonkeymasher8888 TV Show

@QuincyCarr 5 лет назад

I'm a 20 yr vet in this comedy biz with some national TV success / exposure, but Deon always inspires me to write better!

@Reesetopher 5 лет назад

Uhhh quick biography flex ?

@Darksun30 3 года назад

I LOVE the old Deon, taking notes for on the job training. 😂😂

@victor_okpala 3 года назад

I love. His smile...❤️🌄

@kylekimber 2 года назад

Damn. I feel bad. He bombed hard. You can tell at the end by looking at the audience that literally no one is laughing. The editor has "sweetened" the audio by piping in some laugh tracks. It's crazy because his closing bit about the phone has absolutely crushed other audiences. It really goes to show how difficult standup is.

@OMalacarn 2 года назад

great, clever mind. Good comedian, perfect writer

@ShadyProductionsMC 4 года назад

3:34 this ladies reaction has to be the best part tbh. im crying

@cguytheguy6739 4 года назад

The hanging up joke is hilarious

@TeresaPlusFiveTV 5 лет назад

HE IS SO FINE UMM AND THE FACT THAT HE'S TAKING NOTES WITH THE AUDIENCE ON WHAT'S PERCEIVED TO BE FUNNY IS BRILLANT! NOW HE KNOWS WHAT'S REALLY FUNNY TO WHAT GENRES OF CROWDS!!!

@whatstheweatherman7577 5 лет назад

All comedians test there material in front of small crowds and use the jokes tht work in front of bigger criwds

@MsDivinelight 4 года назад

No if you're a true fan you would know thats alqays been apart of his bit

@TheSpanishzombie 8 лет назад

Man he fucking funny

@conflicc5505 5 лет назад

It's funny i remeber deon cole waaay back on comic view with the note pad talking all slow...

@Regimeshifts 7 лет назад

Where my ninjas at?

@lawrencedavid8159 3 года назад

X gon give it to ya

@minkrobeII 8 лет назад

that q-tip joke was epic

@ARMYsince2015 4 года назад

He's got me crying tears at 2 am. He's good

@duncanraphael5785 3 года назад

Wow.Coincidence..I'm watching this at 1:58am

@lesliel2333 4 года назад

😂😂😂 "I don't know no Ninjas..." Lol

@bjpalm1994 7 месяцев назад

“Not yet? Ok.”🤣🤣

@isaiahritchie2157 8 лет назад

anybody else here because he was the funniest in Barbershop 3?

@martixboywill 8 лет назад

Lmao hell yes

@jonnyhuavohoy1410 8 лет назад

+Raishaun Lamar "translated" I am from Chicago and know him. I see him all the time. (no charge)

@isaiahritchie2157 8 лет назад

+Raishaun Lamar translation yall some hatin ass niggas

@jonnyhuavohoy1410 8 лет назад

I dont hate people just speak and write properly and using niggas in a sentence makes you very ignorant. Your only holding yourself down man. (no charge)

@isaiahritchie2157 8 лет назад

+Jonnyhuavo Hoy respect I was mainly talkin to that other dude

@electricturtle3326 4 года назад

3:05 I had just gotten out of the shower and was cleaning my ears...

@TheSkm201 4 года назад

This man is gorgeous!!!

@eduardoyepez7358 3 года назад

“I don’t know no ninjas” 😂 😂

@thevalenciagaa 5 лет назад

He’s extremely affective lol. It’s that grown fine lol.

@juvi4371 3 года назад

Ridiculously handsome 😍

@Kinobambino 4 года назад

That note taking was genius.

@OizysA 4 года назад

First time seeing him n hes honestly so great😂 so underrated. His delivery is great

@WavyyCam 4 года назад

I was waiting for him to remember he left Eustice on the side of the road 😂

@michael5654 8 месяцев назад

My favorite joke by him is the junk food thing. "Stop eating that shit. You already know how it tastes. It's delicious."

@preciousbrown7962 4 года назад

Deon Cole is hilarious

@Jayzone702 2 года назад

Idk what was up with the audience. The last joke with his friend on the phone had me legit crying 😂

@jashanestone 6 лет назад

Classic Deon Cole.. 😂😂😂

@mt4ds 4 года назад

Oh come on that ninjas line was classic 😁😁

@PatriciaPiazzarollo 3 года назад

I love him ! ❤️🥰😂😂

@joeylee6094 8 лет назад

He still doin shows? He's quite good! haha

@missmarionlewis 4 года назад

Mabel actually is my grandmother's name lol

@Mellowcanuck33 2 года назад

"Ninja please!" - Black Dynamite.

@nduncan79 4 года назад

Just listen. He so right. This whole thing is hilarious.

@chrismoreno2394 6 лет назад

I always click on Deon Cole videos.

@lucyleary4356 3 года назад

Been binging Grown-ish . That character he plays is so crazy! Great show

@cgray5559 7 лет назад

Deon Cole looks just like Sho Nuff from last dragon

@Sam-me5pl 6 лет назад

almost looks like eddie murphy

@CurrentlySeekingDopamine 6 лет назад

Yes he does!! 😂

@tayartbae8406 5 лет назад

Yooooo😂😂😂😂😂

@lolaangel7242 5 лет назад

now that u mention it. 😂😂😂😂

@darkmuladar 5 лет назад

H-Town

@claraht.6999 4 года назад

I'll take a dozen of him,please. Very funny.

@EchoRhythmMusic 4 года назад

I think he actually uses the jokes they like and discard the ones he don’t because I heard these before lol

@PHE-nomenon 4 года назад

The whole entirety of it is his 'set'. You've seen this set more than once is all.

@jeylanimoalim9554 4 года назад

Well the notepad was veryyy clever and performed sickly (in a good way)

@iamthebrandquebonita 4 года назад

Not, Mable ..!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣👵🏽

@EverywhereAndNowhere 5 лет назад

He's killing me with the note pad! And you can tell it took the crowd a minute to figure out what he was trying to spell at first when he said "I don't know no ninjas"😂😂😂