Derelict. Pete Agrees... 

Derelict. Pete Agrees...
SEX SELLS! OOOOOOOH SEXY! NIPPLES AND CHEEKS! NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!!! SEX SELLS!
Or so we're told! And so after much discussion, we decided to put our biggest sex asset on the market, the beast, the animal, half man half god but all sex appeal, the man himself: Pete Bird.
If we reach our target, not only will we release Pete's peach photos (Oooooooh they are NICE) onto the interweb but we will add to that AND I QUOTE " A BIG SLOPPY KISS FROM PETE BIRD" (As promised by Mikey JL Coombes) AND AND AND we will throw in there a sexy Bird Calendar 2023, with Pete in all sorts of sexy sexy situations:
Pete as the moustachioed French teacher
Pete as the broody sparkling vampire
Pete as a kind horned helmet Viking
Pete as the shy but suggestive French maid
Pete as the Saucy fireman
Pete as the feisty potato farmer
Pete as the boisterous defiant butler
Pete as a Heinz ketchup bottle
Pete as the beefy sweaty but musk smelling builder
Pete as a naughty Nurse
Pete as a sexy wandering samurai
Pete as a smooth talking Santa Claus
Don't believe us?
WE HAVE THE VIDEO EVIDENCE THAT HE AGREED TO DO IT! (Legal notice: This footage has not been tampered with in any way shape or form)
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