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Move over, Trail of Tears! Donald Trump's hush money case is the worst thing America has ever done, and Desi Lydic is here to Foxsplain why. #DailyShow #DesiLydic #TrumpTrial
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@kmw8775 19 дней назад

It is hysterically funny how Fox describes the conditions that apply to any defendant in a criminal trial as torturous.

@jon-h 19 дней назад

How dare they prosecute suspected crime - justice is when border with barbwire.

@winesap2 19 дней назад

It just shows how weak and whiny the right are. When they have to sit in court to answer for their crimes, they are "in a torture chamber".

@chonqmonk 19 дней назад

@@jon-h What does "justice is when border with barbwire" mean?

@cindybarber8449 19 дней назад

Maybe they should change that Texas airport to DULLARD

@copernicofelinis 19 дней назад

I wonder if it ever occurred to them that judge, jurors, journalists and literally everybody else on that court are subject to the very same conditions. 😂

@Woozlewuzzleable 19 дней назад

Even a parody of Fox “News” isn’t as crazy as Fox “News”.

@jeffsframe9927 19 дней назад

Or as funny 🤷‍♂️🫤

@Woozlewuzzleable 19 дней назад

@@jeffsframe9927 True, Fox News and the Republicans are accidentally funnier than SNL.

@thoraero 19 дней назад

English isn't my first language so I didn't know "News" actually includes "Wild Opinions".

@Woozlewuzzleable 19 дней назад

@@thoraero It used to be illegal to call yourself news if it was just opinions pretending to be news.

@thoraero 19 дней назад

@@Woozlewuzzleable Yeah. I really have no idea how we reached this point. But there should at least be laws that requires this channel to at least put something like "NOT NEWS REPORT" while inviting wild guests to spout nonsense.

@W2ATL 19 дней назад

How dare Trump be treated exactly like every other person on trial while in court?! There's nothing more unfair than treating everyone equally in accordance with the law!

@gr8dvd 19 дней назад

Only unfair to those within range of tRump’s flatulent ‘outbursts’. An air freshener ‘necklace’ would be recommended attire.

@hughjorg4008 19 дней назад

*Sarcasm* . I get it. 😂

@SayAhh 19 дней назад

Remember the case where the defendent won't stop talking and the judge literally gagged them?

@gemixx8365 19 дней назад

If he was treated like everyone else, he'd be spending the next few weeks to months in jail for contempt of court.

@dookyshoes2684 19 дней назад

If treated like everyone else he'd already be in jail a long time ago..

@silverXnoise 19 дней назад

Watching Fox News discover in realtime how the rest of us live has been heavily cringeworthy.

@CooperMarketingUnlimited 19 дней назад

The worst part is that they don't realize that's how a courtroom always is. They think Trump is the only one getting treated badly, when in actuality, he's been given more chances and more leeway than any regular citizen ever would. They cry about freedom of speech for Trump, yet they want the national guard to silence protesters. It's really hard not to hate these people.

@donaldindividual-1 19 дней назад

I say give him a coloring book and crayons 😂

@karmab4391 19 дней назад

@@donaldindividual-1 Do you think he can color within the lines?

@kevincrady2831 19 дней назад

@@karmab4391 Of course not. He'll use a Sharpie to draw his own lines. It's also a useful technique for predicting the course of hurricanes.

@ProfessionalNoob717 18 дней назад

@@kevincrady2831 🤣🤣

@gwine9087 19 дней назад

Imagine a person in court, charged with multiple felonies, having to stay there and stay quiet. Who has ever heard of such a thing?

@jlalovesmusic6816 19 дней назад

"Nobody's ever been treated like this before. It's unheard of. This is a gag order like no one has ever seen."

@MartinReiter143 19 дней назад

Many people are saying……

@enricogattone432 19 дней назад

@@MartinReiter143"all the legal scholars..."

@alphabravo8703 19 дней назад

It's unprecedented and monotonous at once.

@joeyager8479 19 дней назад

"I'm being treated worse than Lincoln!"

@ifthethunderdontgety 19 дней назад

4 days a week! 8 hours a day! In a chair, at a desk? What American could live with this torture????

@novaeclipse139 19 дней назад

American Children sit longer in school than he does 😂

@UncleSammyG 18 дней назад

@@novaeclipse139 He is a child.

@commandercaptain4664 18 дней назад

@@UncleSammyG He's a dropped embryo from Alabama.

@AllanMogensen 16 дней назад

He didn´t even do that in the white house :) he was exercising ( cheating ) on the golf course instead.

@Philosophyrules77 13 дней назад

@@commandercaptain4664the dropped embryo is more of a human being than Trump.

@FishSkeleton- 19 дней назад

Remember, Trump is as spry as a young man in peak condition. But he's also a frail old man who can't sit for a few hours in court like anyone with a full-time job.

@judasdubois 19 дней назад

Yeah like I sit at my job for 8 hours in a day.

@larryschwartzman6515 19 дней назад

Quite the conundrum!

@kmw8775 19 дней назад

Fox viewers must be like the White Queen in Alice in Wonderland. "Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.' 'I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

@mikemartinez1145 19 дней назад

From the same people who say Biden is a criminal mastermind but also has dementia

@fionakelleghan3267 19 дней назад

@@kmw8775 A knowledge of Lewis Carroll is invaluable.

@JWhitePWC 19 дней назад

the hypocrisy on the right is something that i'll never be able get used to or understand

@splatzec 19 дней назад

It’s all known propaganda methods. Worth digging into the methodologies used to be able to recognize them.

@itsNabez 19 дней назад

wild how we're still on this "right vs left" in terms of hypocrisy......

@LyonsM 19 дней назад

@@itsNabezwhat’s hypocritical about it?? The right is hypocritical because they’re always the ones pointing out other people’s flaws when they themselves are flawed.

@cmdraftbrn 19 дней назад

war is peace freedom is slavery ignorance is strength "thats all you need to know" -BB

@splatzec 19 дней назад

@@cmdraftbrn The Party’s slogan from 1984 😐

@JAllenKaiser 19 дней назад

Desi Lydic crushing it yet again 😂

@CHIEF_420 19 дней назад

💋💻

@ZappBranniglenn 19 дней назад

An 80 year old man shouldn't have to sit in court, it's inhumane. But he SHOULD be elected president which of course has no world famous room that he would need to sit in.

@asheronwindspear552 19 дней назад

For Trump the presidency is about going to media events and golfing a quarter of the time.

@jodyhall8731 19 дней назад

😂

@johnl6176 19 дней назад

@@asheronwindspear552 Also about postponing criminal trials for fraud.

@kristinehorn9099 19 дней назад

And don't forget "firing"his opponents or anyone who pis$ed him off one-day, (assassinating if his immunity case goes his way), fear mongering, BS-ing, and getting richer.

@ju4408 16 дней назад

8 hours a day on the can rage tweeting. And it's not even gold! Being President is inhumane.

@matthoffman4519 19 дней назад

"trump was THIS close to exercising for the first time..but NOT ANYMORE!" 🤣🤣

@tessofgielinor7148 12 дней назад

🤣

@splatzec 19 дней назад

Weird, almost like he is a treasonous criminal defendant lol.

@Iluthra 19 дней назад

They never say maybe he should not have committed any crimes. Just the constant baby whining he is not being treated like a king.

@enricogattone432 19 дней назад

@@Iluthraapparently it's only non rich-and-white people that shouldn't do the crime if they can't do the time. For rich-and-white folks the rule is "don't get caught unless you nominated the judge who's presiding your case"😅

@dontaylor7315 19 дней назад

The injustice of it all just breaks my heart. The poor guy can't even menace one single witness or one measly juror without being threatened with a whole day or two in jail. Nothing this evil has ever happened in America before. Will these atrocities never end? If this keeps up we'll be forced to live in a country where a duly elected president can't run ANY rackets AT ALL from the Oval Office. It's a dystopian nightmare.

@user-mf8sh6uz9i 19 дней назад

Worse than The Hunger Games!

@col.hertford9855 16 дней назад

@@user-mf8sh6uz9iit could even approach the west wing levels of heinousness. Can you imagine?

@Bernd321ful 19 дней назад

And what is with Jury and Judge, they must not sit there and can play golf? For normal people, this is called working.

@randyfleet9968 19 дней назад

And only four days a week!

@kmw8775 19 дней назад

@@randyfleet9968 In fairness, the judge and lawyers and sometimes Trump are also there the fifth day. Squeezing in contempt hearings for example. 😁

@abrakkehakka1357 19 дней назад

The judge and jury are AI simulations controlled by Biden. Also the gave him a chair that is 0.3” shorter on the left side and 0.2” longer on the other left side. And when he falls asleep someone puts spiders in his mouth. Biden is hiding the massive evidence of voter fraud in his garage! Free Jesus Mandela Trump!

@damianstephan 19 дней назад

Poor Jurors...they also have to sit quietly and not go anywhere either....or the billions of people around the world that have to sit for 10 hours a day at work at their desks every day of life...These people are softer than butter in the sun

@shadowdweller6738 19 дней назад

Worse still...they have to sit in a room with Trump.

@BRUCE_the_MOOSE_ 17 дней назад

Sounds like everybody in the courthouse needs fresh air.

@kenttm42 19 дней назад

He can't even build IKEA furniture in court? This is the worst persecution of anyone in history. Worse than the Spanish Inquisition. And nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition !

@dpforth 19 дней назад

IKR, what's next, the comfy chair?!

@kellydalstok8900 19 дней назад

Will it be the rack or the comfy chair they’re going to torture him with?

@Vytirix_RBX 19 дней назад

I don’t even think he’s allowed to hum the Nations of the World tune. No more United States, China, Russia North Korea for him ☹️

@grok023 19 дней назад

Next they're going to poke him with a soft cushion.

@leecross3731 19 дней назад

i have that on tape remember vhs ?

@melissaolson6108 19 дней назад

Having to sit all day, five days a week is something that office workers can relate to. It's SOP, not torture.

@Vytirix_RBX 19 дней назад

And high schoolers. But no, apparently this is impossible for Former President Pathetic Worm!

@TheHomelessDreamer 19 дней назад

Made all the more ridiculous because in his case, it's only 4 days a week, with Wednesdays also off.

@jamesfrank3213 19 дней назад

If Trump is falling apart this much on the "weakest" case of the 4 indictments...it's only going to get worse. To add injury to insult...if Trump is found to be in criminal contempt by Judge Merchan, Judge Chutkan can (and should) revoke his federal pre-trial release and he can remain in a D.C. jail indefinitely, as his delay strategy works for the trial but not confinement.

@megladon6 19 дней назад

Watch how quickly he undoes his delay tactics if he was sitting in a cell.

@dewardroy6531 14 дней назад

Cue Beach Boys: Wouldn’t It Be Nice!

@bubbawilliams 19 дней назад

"he needs his heartworm medication, HE'S GOING TO GET THE ZOOMIES" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@komninosm 18 дней назад

Is heartworm a dog disease?

@bubbawilliams 18 дней назад

@@komninosm Yes

@TurtleTimeVoiceOvers 19 дней назад

Public Service Announcement: Dear Law & Order Republicans- *If you don’t want to be treated like a criminal in a Court Of Law… Don’t commit crimes.*

@nancydepew6086 19 дней назад

And someone please get the poor man a lap robe since he has to spend ALL day, EVERY day in that FREEZING court room! 😭😢

@joseph291 19 дней назад

STOP THE RIDE. I REALLY JUST WANT TO GET OFF NOW.

@KiloMintoni-kg4kn 19 дней назад

🤮🤮I know!

@Kobalta 19 дней назад

Wow that trial was quite.. Stormy..

@doggiesarus 19 дней назад

I seem to remember hundreds of young children on the border torn from their parent's arms, and made to live in cages, sleep on cement floors with mylar blankets. I would like Trump to experience what he did to innocent children.

@mikehoyt7592 19 дней назад

FOX is horrible. Desi is fantastic

@gregwilliams3120 19 дней назад

Desi's the best!

@Kitchdmn3 19 дней назад

Hearing a “news host” complain that “He needs sunlight” REALLY got me.

@jodyhall8731 19 дней назад

But he's endured as much as Nelson Mandela!!!

@RichardPierpoint-di8fi 18 дней назад

@@jodyhall8731 Not Jesus? Just asking!

@jodyhall8731 18 дней назад

@@RichardPierpoint-di8fi word❤️

@Viigan 15 дней назад

What do you mean? How else is he supposed to maintain that gorgeous tan?!

@BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left 19 дней назад

Seems to me that he is under the same restraints as the jury, and... If it were not for him they may well not have been on jury duty.

@roachtoasties 19 дней назад

The only exercise he ever got was walking between his bedroom and the refrigerator.

@fionakelleghan3267 19 дней назад

Did he even have to do that in the White House? Weren't some of his meals delivered? -- Of course, it was probably not served with the deference and self-abasement that he expects from servants.

@user-bt5rl3rh3b 19 дней назад

He also didn't need to walk to get the numerous diet Cokes that he drank every day - he had a button on his desk to push and it would be brought to him😂

@kmw8775 19 дней назад

Be fair, he gets plenty of exercise. He steps into a golf cart, then steps out of the golf cart. He swings at the golf ball. He leans over to pick up the golf ball and move it to a better location. Lots and lots of exercise!

@alexiatorrez7680 19 дней назад

“He’s gonna get the zommies “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tonis5140 19 дней назад

Right? Not the zoomies!

@bhambhole 19 дней назад

Desi always breaks my giggle box. She is so silly i can't help but bust a chortle 😂❤

@Shorty_Lickens 19 дней назад

If you took away The Daily Show logo most of them would think this is a legit Fox story.

@udntknomeXX 19 дней назад

Bcuz of his actions there are jurors, judge, court staff & lurkers that has to do the same thing. Oh wow, he's like everyone else. 😂

@Omni0404 19 дней назад

These skits with Desi might be my favorite things the Daily Show produces outside of the main show. I always want more when they're over

@darthvirgin7157 19 дней назад

jessie waters’ head is soooooo far up that ORANGE SPHINCTER….it’s a wonder he can even breathe.

@MrSparky1977 19 дней назад

Hannity has his head so far up Trump's @$$, Hannity knows what Trump had for breakfast.

@priendly 19 дней назад

Nobody else in the courtroom is getting fresh air and exercise either.

@medusagorgon8432 19 дней назад

He can't even mansplain his situation. This is truly an outrage!

@drunkramen 19 дней назад

Love these segments!

@TheAntibozo 19 дней назад

Desi is fantastic. Keep it up!

@ahsuser 19 дней назад

Desi has it all.

@grogery1570 19 дней назад

Oh I remember when Trump weighed 199 pounds, was six foot three and probably going to live to be 200 years old. Now we just need to treat him like he is 200 years old and did nothing wrong.

@hotpocket5501 13 дней назад

You sound vaccinated?

@grogery1570 12 дней назад

@@hotpocket5501 Of course.

@hotpocket5501 12 дней назад

@@grogery1570 Face diapers still and booster #10 now?

@hotpocket5501 12 дней назад

@@grogery1570 Remember when DT announced the vax and you said you would never touch it, but as soon as JB took over, you were waiting in line for them?

@hotpocket5501 12 дней назад

@@grogery1570 Remember when you said that Putin was a dictator because he jails his political opposition, but when JB does it, you cheer it on?

@michaelmarceau4863 19 дней назад

According to fox "news," trump doesn't have the strength to SIT in court but is also an alpha male that should be prez.

@megansmith8726 19 дней назад

Oh, he'll be fine. He'll get plenty of exercise in The Yard.

@DuranmanX 19 дней назад

No whispered last words at the end? That was the best part

@Columbiastargazer 19 дней назад

All court and no golf make Trump a dull boy. All court and no golf make Trump a dull boy. All court and no golf make Trump a dull boy.

@georgelayton6641 19 дней назад

Orangerum.

@Pussaychop 19 дней назад

¡Well did gents!👌🏽

@joireland 19 дней назад

@@georgelayton6641 Heeeeerrrrre's Donny!!!

@Uncl3M3at 19 дней назад

There ain't nothing in room 47

@mrwest5552 19 дней назад

Desi Lydic. There for us when we need her.

@VoodooDangerbird 19 дней назад

💯

@rabab07 19 дней назад

😂 Fox News, AKA, Angertainment News!

@AJ-si3rw 19 дней назад

really feels like the "leave britney alone" video 🤣

@user-ij6vg8xq2r 19 дней назад

Mushrooms don't need sunlight.

@marktully7755 19 дней назад

BWA-HAW-HA 😂!!!

@samsmith2635 19 дней назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Move over Trail of tears 😂😂😂😂😂

@soliniv1411 19 дней назад

He will get the zoomies 😂😂😂😂

@teacherrussell5206 19 дней назад

Everyone in that room needs exercise, sunshine, food/water, etc. Especially the exercise part.

@idaslapter5987 19 дней назад

He can't even YODEL!?!?!!?? Thats inhumane.

@rca-in-glasgow6781 19 дней назад

“He’s gonna get the zoomies!” 😂

@camelshitonthewalls446 19 дней назад

No one forced you to run for the presidency, trump. Nor, for that matter, did anyone force you to keep sowing what you are now reaping; your self-inflicted legal woes. You have only yourself to blame, so quit complaining!

@RawTubeTV 19 дней назад

He is worse than a whiny baby! But then again, when you are trying to stay out of jail you'll do anything, I guess

@kmw8775 19 дней назад

But don't you understand? All these charges are completely without basis and a product of the Democratic conspiracy to keep him from running for office. (There are MAGAs who actually believe this, sincerely. After all, Trump has told them this many many times, so it must be true.)

@MikeOToole-bn8on 19 дней назад

But but but but what about Hillary's emails.......

@zoe6723 19 дней назад

trump running for President was the dumbest thing he has ever done. You are supposed to reveal your taxes, and not make money off of being the President. When will there be a trial regarding his breaking the emoluments clause?

@kayellai5278 19 дней назад

@@MikeOToole-bn8on Yeah? What about it?

@GWCEE2023 19 дней назад

I wonder how they treat other criminals.

@SuperAH1985 19 дней назад

"He was about to exercise for the first time..." and don't forget, he was also about to hang out with his youngest son for the first time. Court is ruining everything! Erik is at home crying that Papa Trump can't be at his graduation...uhm...wait, I mean Barron. Papa Trump doesn't know either what his name is.

@Sjetton85 19 дней назад

I lost it when she said what happens if he gets the zoomies.. 😂

@louneissen1603 19 дней назад

He can tell the judge he wants to take the stand. Then he can talk. Let's see how that goes.

@archadesprime9343 19 дней назад

The Zoomies got me

@Kristallmetall 19 дней назад

Well done!

@CharlieBlue888 19 дней назад

The “zoomies”😂

@a-complished4406 19 дней назад

My favorite segment. Desi is the best ❤❤

@davidcarbone3385 19 дней назад

go Desi!! we love you!

@ivannano 19 дней назад

That's both very funny and very sad 😞

@frijolitodr 19 дней назад

Love this series keep them coming

@alvagilkes170 19 дней назад

He'll get his chance to speak on the witness stand, if he chooses to.

@user-em3wi7ex4k 19 дней назад

Thanks Desi, keep on Foxplainin'

@typho6279 19 дней назад

I can't tell Desi apart from a normal maga woman when she acts like that

@dd-jm1md 19 дней назад

'usual' or maybe 'typical' but definitely not 'normal,' no siree, Bob...

@loriroy3492 19 дней назад

😅

@kayellai5278 19 дней назад

You cannot call MAGA people normal, they are not.

@MichaelSplatkins 19 дней назад

He has plenty of room inside. There's nothing in there. He's constantly talking, because he knows that if he looks into the void, then the void will look right back at him.

@xarvetx906 19 дней назад

“Trump was THIS close to exercising for the first time. Not anymore!” TFF

@u9Nails 19 дней назад

They're freezing an old man for Trump sakes! He can't bring a binkie for his naps, can't wear mittens, they won't even give him an orange jumpsuit! So unfair to treat the Don Snoreleone this way!

@EattheApple666 19 дней назад

What's the saying? Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

@user-hw3ei5ev4z 19 дней назад

Or don’t do the crime if you can’t sit still for the trial

@enricogattone432 19 дней назад

Well, that rule isn't supposed to apply to megalomaniac narcissistic cult leaders, you know? 😅

@dmtc6913 19 дней назад

I doubt Trump could solve any sudoku

@col.hertford9855 16 дней назад

You realise that’s the joke 😂

@dmtc6913 16 дней назад

@@col.hertford9855 idk cause it's not at all like you have to be Einstein either.. or maybe it's the image it's got?

@anthill1510 19 дней назад

"The guy needs sunlight", like they are talking about some plant! 🤣🤣🤣

@_Twink 19 дней назад

They won't even water him

@MarcKloos 19 дней назад

Fourth^^ nice one Desi! Greetings from the Netherlands

19 дней назад

They’er describing Court like what it is… “being in court”⚖️🇺🇸 🙄Like Duh😑

@susansellars3869 19 дней назад

Don't do the crime if you don't want to do the time!! Trump!!

@jameshowat1396 19 дней назад

It's too cold 🥶😢 😭

@dejectedfrogcat2840 19 дней назад

She got that crazy eyes thing down

@sharonsomers5342 19 дней назад

Isn't it funny that nobody is worried that all the jurors must do the exact same thing, plus pay attention...

@dannyshroyer5770 19 дней назад

Genuinely it make me laugh so hard each time Trump mentions that its "freezing" in the courtroom. He just can't get over it and it would make it 100% funnier if they really are actively keeping it really cold in there because he keeps complaining about it 😂😂

@blue17ful 19 дней назад

Frist^^ nice one Desi! Greetings from Germany

@touncy1533 19 дней назад

we the people as a collective whole are tired of everything maga, & corrupt r related

@BRUCE_the_MOOSE_ 17 дней назад

Sounds like everybody in the courthouse needs fresh air.

@robertharte4 19 дней назад

I knew nothing of Fox Not-News until 09 when I was working overseas as a Dept of State trainer in Afghanistan. I remember being invited to watch the news at the end of the day one day by my coworkers (most from the South, Florida, and Texas). 10 minutes in I sat there wide-eyed before telling the group, "Guys, these peope are lying. None of what they are saying is true and the way they are talking is angry and hateful. This is DANGEROUS." They all thought I was nuts. Lol

@savagepro9060 19 дней назад

Let's save the 'Torture Trial' for Netanyahu, at the World Court in the Hague!

@doinacampean9132 19 дней назад

So, how on earth did he run the country if he is incapable to sit still in a chair?

@jodyhall8731 19 дней назад

😂

@enricogattone432 19 дней назад

Did he, though? I'm European so no direct experience, but I seem to remember a dumpster fire when the Tangerine Palpatine was ruling the USA from his golf course...

@LA-fw1tp 19 дней назад

Bravo Desi❤🎉 perfect my dear!!!!

@ewerybody 17 дней назад

Well, I guess it genuinely hard to make this even MORE hilarious! Kudos Daily Show! 🙏🤣

@ruud2040 19 дней назад

I love you !!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@hippopotamusbosch 19 дней назад

Wait…Donald Trump plays soccer?

@mreshadow 19 дней назад

With his two shriveled raisins

@kmw8775 19 дней назад

He could. He's fit enough to do it. Just like a young man. People have come up to him with tears in their eyes and said, "Sir, would you please join our soccer team? It would be the greatest soccer team ever." People are saying that he would be brilliant. If only he were not stuck in court everyday... 😂