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Desi Lydic reports on the latest updates from Trump’s criminal trial, which has turned into a who’s-who of wannabe vice presidents and political ass-kissers. Plus, an art installation connecting New York and Dublin turns into utter chaos, and ChatGPT debuts a flirty new voice to answer users that might just have Ronny Chieng and Josh Johnson sold on AI. #DailyShow #Trump #AI #ChatGPT
00:00 - Republican Lawmakers Speak Outside of Trump Trial
02:47 - the New York - Dublin Portal Causes Utter Chaos
04:59 - ChatGPT Debuts a Flirty New Voice
07:22 - Josh Johnson Drops in the Interact With ChatGPT
08:41 - Ronny Chieng Stops By to Hang With ChatGPT
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@joeygarza9550
@joeygarza9550 20 дней назад
That NYC-Dublin portal is a fine example why alien life maintains no contact with earth.
@0Fyrebrand0
@0Fyrebrand0 20 дней назад
I'm actually surprised somebody didn't smash up the screen the first day it was installed.
@joermnyc
@joermnyc 20 дней назад
Dear humans, none of us Tnevarians said to send nudes…
@MiketheDoorman-fc5tx
@MiketheDoorman-fc5tx 20 дней назад
OB, No Want To Know me ?
@BaconTomatoCheese
@BaconTomatoCheese 20 дней назад
As soon as I learned of the portal, I thought, it’s only a matter of time before people start mooning each other…
@njp4321
@njp4321 20 дней назад
It's a perfect example to use when explaining that our species didn't evolve *from* apes, but rather *alongside* other apes, to those who don't properly understand evolution.
@user-wh8yb6kq5t
@user-wh8yb6kq5t 20 дней назад
I love how Vivek still hasn't figured out that he's not a member of the club. Delusion is a terrible drug.
@schan9547
@schan9547 20 дней назад
"Delusion is a terrible drug" Terribly so.
@akamba12
@akamba12 20 дней назад
As the kids say: delulu is the solulu😅
@anniles5922
@anniles5922 20 дней назад
He has company: Tim Scott and Brian Donalds. I hate these creeps!
@earthtaurus5515
@earthtaurus5515 20 дней назад
Well, given his scalp is so far up Orange baboon rear end I doubt he'd be able to figure out anything let alone see the forest from the trees.
@_Amit_Sunil
@_Amit_Sunil 20 дней назад
When's he gonna realise orange is the darkest skin tone the right will accept
@now4itfriends
@now4itfriends 20 дней назад
That AI sketch was INSANE!! 🔥 So important to call this stuff out!!
@SageoftheForlornPath
@SageoftheForlornPath 17 дней назад
Call out what? I don't see a problem.
@dreamlinervirus
@dreamlinervirus 10 дней назад
@@SageoftheForlornPathlonely dudes on the internet will be further encouraged to chat with AI instead of real people, further degrading their already poor social skills. I really hope you were joking.
@SageoftheForlornPath
@SageoftheForlornPath 10 дней назад
@@dreamlinervirus They'll be happy, chatting with their virtual girlfriends instead of procreating, and you won't have to deal with them. Win-win.
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 19 дней назад
“It’s like the Met gala for people who don’t respect women’s rights.” GREAT one, Desi. MORE of that!
@FrisbeeGirl
@FrisbeeGirl 20 дней назад
"TEACH ME, DADDY!!!" Desi, you do us right, every time!
@BaconTomatoCheese
@BaconTomatoCheese 20 дней назад
Desi Lydic is a national treasure!👍💙🇺🇸
@IsuiGtz
@IsuiGtz 20 дней назад
I'm not even from the USA and still I say she's a national treasure.
@gemini.jewelz
@gemini.jewelz 20 дней назад
She's Canadian 🇨🇦
@BaconTomatoCheese
@BaconTomatoCheese 20 дней назад
@@gemini.jewelz we’ll still take her
@keithdickerson9704
@keithdickerson9704 20 дней назад
And ez on the eyes too
@royg2840
@royg2840 20 дней назад
@@keithdickerson9704yes, yes she is
@originate2464
@originate2464 20 дней назад
'Courtroom is depressing'? How many people who are on trial for something are happy about it?
@charlesboyer2678
@charlesboyer2678 20 дней назад
I spent almost a decade at Montgomery, AL Police Department. If Tommy Tubberville thinks that NYC courtroom is depressing than he’s never been in the Montgomery Municipal Courtroom, the County Circuit/district Court or the Federal Courthouse in Montgomery which is the literal capitol of AL. Because they are gross, run down, and depressing AF and NYC has nothing on them.
@vincentimbesi3947
@vincentimbesi3947 20 дней назад
I’m sure Tommy hasn’t seen any of those places in ALABAMA because he lives in FLORIDA! The man is a fraud! 😝
@Dutch3DMaster
@Dutch3DMaster 20 дней назад
As someone working at a TV station, I was sent to one of the most secure courtrooms in The Netherlands once. It might not be poorly maintained, but walls as thick as 60 cm's, with bars inside and out, triple layered glass panes near the outside and the inside, along with a host of other maximum security features is also not one of the nicest courtrooms to be in. (The reason for this heavy reinforcement of the facility is because it was attacked with an anti-tank weapon once).
@ForZBirds
@ForZBirds 19 дней назад
I was going to add that Tubberville should spend time in an Alabama courtroom but then I remembered he lives in Florida & I bet the courtrooms in Florida are just as nasty as those in Alabama😏
@charlesboyer2678
@charlesboyer2678 19 дней назад
@@ForZBirds I left Alabama almost a decade ago and I forgot that the guy representing Alabama doesn’t even live there. There should be a law about that I’d think. Why would someone be allowed to represent a location and not be affected by his decisions.
@scott8xxx532
@scott8xxx532 19 дней назад
@@charlesboyer2678 Because MAGA don't care about lib stuff like that. As long as you love Trump, you can live in....Moscow and they'll be happy to vote for you to be their Senator too.
@RandomJoeseph
@RandomJoeseph 20 дней назад
“Teach me daddy!” 🤣💀
@wjrasmussen666
@wjrasmussen666 20 дней назад
I had a positive reaction to that.
@u9Nails
@u9Nails 20 дней назад
I think Desi can break a $100 in ones, should the need for lots of ones arises
@simulationkoyo
@simulationkoyo 20 дней назад
take my money!!!
@gretchengraef3012
@gretchengraef3012 20 дней назад
That's the Bambi voice. That's fascinating!
@Deezy07
@Deezy07 20 дней назад
Desi kills me!!! Then Josh AND Ronnie come outta nowhere!!!
@annjohnson8437
@annjohnson8437 20 дней назад
It was quite awesome!!!!
@templar_1138
@templar_1138 20 дней назад
The bit was funny, but come on, they didn't come out of nowhere. How many times in the past couple of weeks has the Daily Show pulled that kind of gag?
@Deezy07
@Deezy07 20 дней назад
@@annjohnson8437 indeed
@Deezy07
@Deezy07 20 дней назад
@@templar_1138 I didn't mean it like 'that'. But if it helps you sleep, take it and run with it.
@lawrencenodarse3090
@lawrencenodarse3090 19 дней назад
As someone who has taught in a Bronx middle school and survived, I fully back what Desi had to say.
@flyrobin2544
@flyrobin2544 20 дней назад
Desi over the top with "the line of dudes"... she f'in nailed it!
@amigo4lifeUS
@amigo4lifeUS 20 дней назад
That AI sketch nailed it, the best.
@komninosm
@komninosm 19 дней назад
What do you mean "sketch"? I
@mnomadvfx
@mnomadvfx 19 дней назад
@@komninosm A sketch is a singular comedy segment on a longer programme.
@coondog7934
@coondog7934 19 дней назад
@@mnomadvfx definition of irony: the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
@Kokuswolf
@Kokuswolf 14 дней назад
@@coondog7934 Let me, a stranger, thank you. It really bothers me how many people label things that are clearly ironic as sarcasm instead.
@charlesmchapman131
@charlesmchapman131 20 дней назад
Desi, Josh , & Ronnie are always funny AF
@annjohnson8437
@annjohnson8437 20 дней назад
Three of my faves!!!
@elliotbrent
@elliotbrent 20 дней назад
Dulce, and Kosta also 🎉🎉
20 дней назад
Yep they're all great, I think Kosta is the best Knepper has best interviews
@davidhornbeck1470
@davidhornbeck1470 20 дней назад
Ikr, that AI bit was hilarious
@monpayscanada
@monpayscanada 17 дней назад
@@annjohnson8437goddammit if Josh Johnson isn’t the best looking dude on TV.
@SidewalkCitizenLA
@SidewalkCitizenLA 20 дней назад
1:40 It STILL amazes me that these a-holes were usually going on about the "animals in the criminal justice system" not needing to be treated humanely, but now they find THEMSELVES in court - OH THE INHUMANITY! It's so terrible and unfair! 🙄 😂😂😂
@LyonsM
@LyonsM 18 дней назад
It’s your old “rules for thee not for me”.
@Tyrfx6
@Tyrfx6 20 дней назад
Desi is soooo funny she needs to be the permanent host. The chat GPT portion had me dying
@ethanabraham6830
@ethanabraham6830 20 дней назад
I see desi, I click.
@bababasflambe1367
@bababasflambe1367 20 дней назад
Your life sounds full.
@JP-gw9ts
@JP-gw9ts 20 дней назад
Yes, definitely 👍
@kevinmcconnell3641
@kevinmcconnell3641 20 дней назад
You click to watch, or change the channel?
@PapaWooody
@PapaWooody 20 дней назад
Interesting euphemism for becoming rock hard.
@gregorypatricksmith8611
@gregorypatricksmith8611 20 дней назад
She’s gorgeous and intelligent and awesome
@TheREALJosephTurner
@TheREALJosephTurner 20 дней назад
The AI skit had me in stitches!
@hisokameruem
@hisokameruem 20 дней назад
The end had one of the best sketches ever! They killed it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@markfrancis2264
@markfrancis2264 20 дней назад
What a gem this woman is!!!! To the daily show!!!! To society,!!! TO HUMANITY!!!!
@seededsoul
@seededsoul 12 дней назад
The Desi Show!
@markfrancis2264
@markfrancis2264 12 дней назад
@@seededsoul every day!!!!
@TappinMyFoot
@TappinMyFoot 20 дней назад
Desi's amazing as a host. I liked her in skits. But the host role is even better for her, and lets her real persona shine.
@johndavid4831
@johndavid4831 20 дней назад
Chump really needs to go to prison. He can appeal everything from a cell.
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 20 дней назад
he will stay out of prison until the supremes give him a pass... but WE will all know he is guilty. when will the GOP?
@schan9547
@schan9547 20 дней назад
@@oldrrocr They know. they just don't care.
@Quittin
@Quittin 20 дней назад
​@@oldrrocrThe GOP will find out how guilty he is the moment they have a useful VP in place. When Trump has given them the votes he is an anchor stone and they will turn on him. But they need to turn the tide against him first.
@peterreime3146
@peterreime3146 20 дней назад
@@oldrrocr when they get decimated in the election, which is why, for the sake of the real Republican party you need to vote Blue across the board, regardless of any issues, real or made up, you might have with Biden. As long as these spineless, moral and ethics free MAGA extremists get rewarded at the ballot box they will keep getting worse and worse.
@fromthefuture9353
@fromthefuture9353 20 дней назад
@@oldrrocr He is guilty of nothing, Marxists. Read Dr. Levin's book on this and many other important subjects that face this once great nation.
@rikkiechambers4959
@rikkiechambers4959 20 дней назад
Oh Desi and the boys nails that AI sketch 😂😂😂😂
@Maryjanelovesgreen
@Maryjanelovesgreen 20 дней назад
I’m in Dublin, and it’s a shame that people are being disgusting…everything is so base these days! 🇮🇪
@casbot71
@casbot71 20 дней назад
Surely a Presidential candidate should be able to withstand the mental anguish of being in a courtroom. The job is apparently stressful.
@8arrows
@8arrows 20 дней назад
Metal anguish. Tell that to the kids separated from their parents. And were stuck in cages.
@carlossierra5807
@carlossierra5807 20 дней назад
Yeah the cages built by obama
@x_trio_3_po333
@x_trio_3_po333 20 дней назад
But the clash between Trump and law and order is always bound to cause mental anguish for everyone involved until he is convicted and sentenced. And court rooms are never supposed be mentally cozy places for the indisputably guilty ones. But you're right, if Trump can't handle the stress of the courtroom, how can he be expected to handle the stress of the Oval Office? Trump can't even handle the allegedly "freezing" temperature of the courtroom!
@synergyblayze
@synergyblayze 20 дней назад
I hear it's cold in there. Poor baby
@8arrows
@8arrows 20 дней назад
@@synergyblayze did you noticed how bundled up he and his fans were at the recent New Jersey beach rally?
@Steve-gc5nt
@Steve-gc5nt 20 дней назад
I bet they won't visit him when he's in jail.
@DSAK55
@DSAK55 20 дней назад
but they could be cellmates
@abc-bu7nr
@abc-bu7nr 20 дней назад
I bet they will. Maga is all they have.
@lindafischlein728
@lindafischlein728 20 дней назад
Matt Gaetz tried to visit Navarro in prison. Nothing truly surprises me anymore.
@henrywallacesghost5883
@henrywallacesghost5883 20 дней назад
Of course they will as long as he's the nominee for president.
@___beyondhorizon4664
@___beyondhorizon4664 20 дней назад
When will these non white Mega ever realized that the Orange will never pick them due to the color of their skin
@kenrudin8080
@kenrudin8080 19 дней назад
Everything Desi Lydic touches turns to gold.
@mickreaddin4979
@mickreaddin4979 20 дней назад
The portal idea is great! Unfortunately it very quickly descended into what Facebook, Twitter has become... an opportunity for total strangers to be horrible to each other.
@gemanscombe4985
@gemanscombe4985 20 дней назад
Sharp observation! It's also what a sports event crowd cam would be if there was no game to cut back to ... 24 hours a day. Given time to think and plan, some will do worse than wave and flash the camera. The chance to shock and dismay = power. It's alluring to those who feel otherwise powerless.
@redwolf915
@redwolf915 20 дней назад
It was just jokes nancy. Everyone was smiling.
@brianthomas2434
@brianthomas2434 20 дней назад
THAT is what technology is for, Brother! How soon after the large scale adoption of the telephone, did we have the first obscene phone call? The first anonymous threat? The first sophomoric prank? Tech marches on!
@Kobalta
@Kobalta 20 дней назад
Approx 16 years ago there was already a similar project between London and NY the Telectroscopes
@sharonsmith3687
@sharonsmith3687 19 дней назад
💯
@sammymarcy6029
@sammymarcy6029 20 дней назад
Shouldn't nuberville be trying to stop the military from protecting America
@Strawlighte
@Strawlighte 20 дней назад
The american military doesn’t protect anyone. They are global agitators and the student protests have reminded us how quickly american “defense forces” will turn on every day americans.
@BaconTomatoCheese
@BaconTomatoCheese 20 дней назад
Lest we forget…
@ICU1337
@ICU1337 20 дней назад
I mean, isnt that what he's doing by trying to get dump reelected...?
@gr8dvd
@gr8dvd 19 дней назад
@@ICU1337 True, not all traitors speak Russian.
@stefrost4029
@stefrost4029 19 дней назад
You think the military protects America? 😂😂
@Nagaash
@Nagaash 20 дней назад
This is my favorite Desi segment ever.
@nipuniperera9822
@nipuniperera9822 20 дней назад
Out of all the correspondents Desi is the best
@Becky_Cal
@Becky_Cal 20 дней назад
The effect of the helpless woman on the guys is sooooo real! 😂😂😂 Too funny.
@christinaheater2500
@christinaheater2500 20 дней назад
Oh my! That portal is hilarious! Desi mentioning taking it to a middle school was spot on. As a middle school teacher, I 100% agree!
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 20 дней назад
I am at a private high school currently and thought to myself "welcome to my world"
@Kobalta
@Kobalta 20 дней назад
Approx 16 years ago there was already a similar project between London and NY the Telectroscopes
@seanmckee2774
@seanmckee2774 19 дней назад
As a former middle school teacher, I also agree.
@Artwonder498
@Artwonder498 19 дней назад
Same 😂
@Noprobllama222
@Noprobllama222 18 дней назад
As a former middle school student in the south Bronx, yes this was spot on! 😂
@Daynan
@Daynan 20 дней назад
The creators of that art exhibit had us fooled That's not a portal, it's a mirror
@josemurillo2424
@josemurillo2424 20 дней назад
"line of dudes ready..." thank you for that 😂
@TheBestMethod
@TheBestMethod 20 дней назад
the AI roast was gold
@miguelpaul1164
@miguelpaul1164 20 дней назад
Lock up the orange narcissist!!! LOCK IT UP!!!!
@Patriot-Eaglehead
@Patriot-Eaglehead 20 дней назад
Stop insulting innocent objects.
@marcpeterson1092
@marcpeterson1092 20 дней назад
Better yet, vote for Biden.
@RandomNooby
@RandomNooby 20 дней назад
Orange Lives Matter!
@TheMarapasa
@TheMarapasa 20 дней назад
TR45H
@sueyourself5413
@sueyourself5413 20 дней назад
@@marcpeterson1092 Why? He's done nothing, promises nothing but wars, and is clearly more loyal to foreign interests than American ones.
@gweebara
@gweebara 20 дней назад
😂😂😂 the open AI roast is sooo great
@DryHeart23
@DryHeart23 20 дней назад
„A line of guys waiting to…“ Priceless!😂
@brettboi3730
@brettboi3730 19 дней назад
It's the internet, you can type it buddy don't be afraid
@DryHeart23
@DryHeart23 18 дней назад
@@brettboi3730 Thx, now I got the image in my head…again. 😂
@jordanlewis4983
@jordanlewis4983 20 дней назад
Dude seeing Josh Johnson on Daily Show makes me so happy. That guy deserves it.
@Unfortunately_Mickey
@Unfortunately_Mickey 20 дней назад
Desi AND Josh? We are so blessed
@jspres86
@jspres86 20 дней назад
Hey quick Tommy! What branch of government does the courthouse belong to?
@maryanne327
@maryanne327 20 дней назад
" I'll even let you insert " 😂😂😂 Josh's face is hilarious 😂
@gernhartreinholzen3992
@gernhartreinholzen3992 19 дней назад
The courtroom is "depressing"? Does he want them to hire a clown?
@michaellombardi1620
@michaellombardi1620 20 дней назад
That escalated hillariously!
@Rugelacharugula
@Rugelacharugula 20 дней назад
They’re like the sad little “henchmen” who followed Biff Tannen around Hill Valley High.
@EarlyRound
@EarlyRound 20 дней назад
Mob enforcers
@emb5048
@emb5048 20 дней назад
@@EarlyRound yeah I wouldn’t give them that much credit.
@bababasflambe1367
@bababasflambe1367 20 дней назад
Never bothered to learn THEIR names either…
@EarlyRound
@EarlyRound 20 дней назад
@@emb5048 When the don can't intimidate witnesses , influence the jury, or harrass court officials and their families he calls in his vp wannabe enforcers.
@emb5048
@emb5048 20 дней назад
@@EarlyRound I thought that too. Followed by “Christ, how _pathetic.”_
@raymondvanpelt
@raymondvanpelt 19 дней назад
I hope the American taxpayers aren't paying for these trips to New York city if so we should replace them all
@michaelwaller342
@michaelwaller342 20 дней назад
Love Desi. Give her her own show already!
@waggishsagacity7947
@waggishsagacity7947 20 дней назад
Desi makes a pretty awful world look very appealing... WITH HER HUMOR! Thanks, Desi, you're one of a kind.
@ayungclas
@ayungclas 20 дней назад
Tommy Tuberville forgot his red tie.
@bababasflambe1367
@bababasflambe1367 20 дней назад
Life is hard when the ol’ family tree don’t fork…
@michaelmagaw6870
@michaelmagaw6870 20 дней назад
​@@bababasflambe1367 lol... truth
@theorenhobart
@theorenhobart 20 дней назад
can't blame him really. he's just a goober
@csnide6702
@csnide6702 20 дней назад
and his shred of decency .........
@louieo.blevinsmusic4197
@louieo.blevinsmusic4197 20 дней назад
⁠​⁠@@csnide6702He genuinely never had any decency. A player at auburn was arrested for statutory-r with a 15 year old. The player somehow got a plea deal and was charged with a much lesser offense. Tommy not only let him back on the team, but was only given a one week suspension… There lots of stories of him being a massive-a-hole before ever getting into politics
@t22c
@t22c 20 дней назад
That CAN'T be the most depressing place Tommy Tuberville has ever been. He lived in Auburn AL and Lubbock TX for gods sake!
@holyland6380
@holyland6380 20 дней назад
To appreciate the VP wannabes, note that the sharpie monster's wife and children, except Eric, have not yet showed up for his trial almost a month in.
@donaldstanfield8862
@donaldstanfield8862 20 дней назад
That's one pathetic lot kissing up to Conald!!
@wisconsinfarmer4742
@wisconsinfarmer4742 20 дней назад
His first cabinet meeting was total cringe.
@BowBeforeTheAlgorithm
@BowBeforeTheAlgorithm 20 дней назад
This segment was pure fire!
@susiepoadster4642
@susiepoadster4642 18 дней назад
Desi brings truth flat out HARD! I love her! It ain’t just comedy it’s social commentary on a higher level!
@megbond
@megbond 20 дней назад
Tuberville must be thinking about all those happy, cheerful courtrooms, where criminals go to be sentenced to years in jail... 🙄
@pauljohnson271
@pauljohnson271 20 дней назад
Very funny. I’m a big fan of Miss Lydic. @4 minutes 46 seconds: “Teach me, Daddy!” That is the gif and you will never live it down.
@OnyxLee
@OnyxLee 20 дней назад
Desi's skits are the funniest! Came here for Trevor, stayed for Desi
@mojoeherb3280
@mojoeherb3280 20 дней назад
That Ai skit was freaking awesome 😎
@dlxinfinite7098
@dlxinfinite7098 20 дней назад
I see Desi Lydic... Im in. She's hilarious and just steps ahead. Put her on the Colbert/Noah track, Daily Show. She deserves it. Their best work right here. The ChatAI bit hit the walk-off home run, worth the wait.
@Phoenix-nl2ut
@Phoenix-nl2ut 20 дней назад
That ai bot is creepy. What timeline are we living in
@corymcfall8957
@corymcfall8957 20 дней назад
Desi kills it every time she is behind the desk.
@neddyhenson9489
@neddyhenson9489 20 дней назад
Tubberville: "The courtroom is depressing. This is New York City." His next line should have been: "Where are the Rockettes to entertain the sleepy little boy on trial?"
@mjc11a
@mjc11a 19 дней назад
"Well, I had a seat, but it got so wet I had to stand." Brilliantly delivered by Desi. She probably sent a lot of guys running to ChatGPT wanting to signed up for this version! Thanks for posting and stay safe 🙏
@FiveFigsDigital
@FiveFigsDigital 20 дней назад
I thought Speaker Poindexter J. Christ had better things to do. Like check his son's phone several times a day.
@bababasflambe1367
@bababasflambe1367 20 дней назад
Poindexter J Christ!! I am so stealing that!
@8arrows
@8arrows 20 дней назад
I wonder how he gets credit cards to buy that app. Without him having a bank account.
@andiward7068
@andiward7068 20 дней назад
He uses an app for that. 😮
@kamenriderovant9676
@kamenriderovant9676 20 дней назад
We in Alabama don't claim this man.He will be getting voted out.
@kathleenmartin2928
@kathleenmartin2928 20 дней назад
Hope so
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 20 дней назад
Promise?
@ICU1337
@ICU1337 20 дней назад
doubtful... There are *a lot* of great Alabamians out there! But for every absolutely awesome Alabamian, theres like 5 deplorable ones... Sorry but its true 😢
@elizabethjones3728
@elizabethjones3728 20 дней назад
Please, doit
@xadam2dudex
@xadam2dudex 20 дней назад
Please do .. we're counting on you !
@nimsa2000
@nimsa2000 20 дней назад
❤ I love you, Desi, Josh, and Ronnie ❤❤❤❤❤
@antonwooldridge2233
@antonwooldridge2233 20 дней назад
i love the Desi Lydic episodes! she is hilarious!
@edwardallenthree
@edwardallenthree 20 дней назад
Tommy Teletubby: I anticipate your Bill to improve courtrooms across America with happy paintings, you know the over-the-top happy ones that they paint in children's hospitals?
@___beyondhorizon4664
@___beyondhorizon4664 20 дней назад
Paint the court room pink 😅
@professorbutters
@professorbutters 20 дней назад
With rainbows!
@gsmith4295
@gsmith4295 20 дней назад
He definitely will do it as long as it can include frescos of the 10 commandments, the second amendment, trump standing on a mountain wearing a cape reaching down to touch Gods hand, women serving sandwiches and black people working in fields in the south.
@CrystalLewis-um7fj
@CrystalLewis-um7fj 20 дней назад
​@gsmith4295 That is what most of the NY courts look like already. So you know Tubby is lying about how awful they are. They even have battlefields in some of them. And the constitution they supposedly love so much. Tubby is just a liar & brain dead fool.
@wademedlin3822
@wademedlin3822 19 дней назад
@@professorbutters Add throw pillows on the benches , photos of kittens with puppies on the walls, and lots of balloon bouquets throughout the room!
@matty1953565962
@matty1953565962 20 дней назад
They've been swarming all over the courthouse like the flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz.
@Rick-qf5de
@Rick-qf5de 18 дней назад
We're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of Oz. 😮
@glenndespres5317
@glenndespres5317 19 дней назад
The portal. This is another example… of WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS! But at least Desi is the BEST!
@marcusgruber4085
@marcusgruber4085 19 дней назад
I´ve always loved Desi, but this might be her best segment of all times
@TheTerminalNinja
@TheTerminalNinja 20 дней назад
The end bit has to be one of the all time greatest 😂
@LetsCook64
@LetsCook64 20 дней назад
When Tuberville is your cheerleader, you know you are in trouble.
@user-jc5zd4pw5m
@user-jc5zd4pw5m 20 дней назад
Agent Orange was banned in 1971. How is it still around ?
@riffrff
@riffrff 18 дней назад
the wet seat joke literally had me burst out laughing, perfect delivery!
@shortstuff780
@shortstuff780 20 дней назад
Hahahaha Desi is honestly one of my favorites.
@RationalPoet37
@RationalPoet37 20 дней назад
Does anyone think it is lost on the jury that Melania hasn't been there for one day?
@wisconsinfarmer4742
@wisconsinfarmer4742 20 дней назад
I loved the testimony that he does not sleep in the same room and that if she left him he would not be in The Market for long.
@mariegeorge8865
@mariegeorge8865 20 дней назад
​@wisconsinfarmer4742: 😂😂😂
@mammawlee
@mammawlee 19 дней назад
There are women on the jury, so l'm sure it will have come up. My fear is that inappropriate sympathy will cause a hung jury
@enadegheeghaghe6369
@enadegheeghaghe6369 19 дней назад
​@@mammawleehe is on trial for falsifying company records to hide the payments, not for having an affair or a horrible marriage. The separate bedrooms thing should be irrelevant to the Jury's deliberations
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 18 дней назад
I love you, Desi. The ChatGPT Omni bit at the end was priceless. "I'll even let you insert". 😂
@pisces363
@pisces363 20 дней назад
The worst things that ever happened to mankind is social media and cell phones with cameras.
@virginiamiller4890
@virginiamiller4890 20 дней назад
I LOVE you, Desi, and you have the best jokes and your nail it every time!
@Amystic-ery
@Amystic-ery 20 дней назад
That Desi "teach me daddy" is now my new ringtone
@PabloVestory
@PabloVestory 20 дней назад
The end was previsible from the start of the ai segment, and yet absolutely funny 🤣🤣👏👏👏
@randyc8771
@randyc8771 20 дней назад
“The wallpaper is giving the president TRAUMAAA!” Both Desi and the writers nailed this joke.
@billhampton6605
@billhampton6605 20 дней назад
Tuberville should spend a bunch of time in there! Actually tRump should spend time in an Alabama Jail
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 20 дней назад
NYC vs London would be a fairer fight.
@ZolaClyde
@ZolaClyde 20 дней назад
And Boston vs Dublin.
@sechesin7111
@sechesin7111 20 дней назад
Guns to a butter-knife fight, but alright.
@reelburke
@reelburke 20 дней назад
​@@ZolaClyde there's no way that would end well but I'd so buy that livestream 😂
@jamesm9995
@jamesm9995 20 дней назад
@@sechesin7111Yeah, the gun thing, you must be so proud
@Patriot-Eaglehead
@Patriot-Eaglehead 20 дней назад
​@@ZolaClydeSo English Irish against American Irish?
@coralreeves4276
@coralreeves4276 19 дней назад
I choked on my meal at Josh's bit. That gentle cc swipe got me. 🤣🤣🤣
@JBBost
@JBBost 20 дней назад
Am I supposed to be for or against Desi Lydic saying "teach me, daddy!" I'm confused, I don't know if I'm coming, going, or one of those in-betweens that makes Jerry Falwell cry
@ArkCherubim
@ArkCherubim 20 дней назад
JD Vance of Vance Refrigeration is all I hear everytime. 😄
@kmw8775
@kmw8775 20 дней назад
The courtroom is depressing. It's mental anguish to be in there. Gosh that's just terrible . They should put some gold gilding (fake, gold paint) on some of the furnishings, and add some tacky decor. Trump it up a bit.
@schan9547
@schan9547 20 дней назад
Don't forget to inflate the sq footage by a few thousand square ft
@kmw8775
@kmw8775 20 дней назад
@@schan9547 Oh of course they need to do that as well. And while I'm thinking about it, they should provide lap blankets or extra coats for the poor defendants who are freezing in there. (I do wonder about poor Trump 's mental cognition when he repeats the fact that the court is freezing every single day that he's there, and yet hasn't once thought to wear warmer clothes or bring layers.)
@stefanhoimes
@stefanhoimes 19 дней назад
He's getting his 1st real experience of a city he's slept in for decades. It's pretty hilarious.
@kevinbossick8374
@kevinbossick8374 19 дней назад
And maybe one of those bouncy houses, for Trump to play in during recess.
@bubblesezblonde
@bubblesezblonde 20 дней назад
2:29~SPOT ON!!! Take no prisoners Desi. This is one of the best episodes since Trevor left.
@Cookie-ri9pz
@Cookie-ri9pz 20 дней назад
I've fallen in love with Josh Johnson. He's a great comedian.
@vailpcs4040
@vailpcs4040 20 дней назад
Why does Tuberville always sound like he's doing a terrible Dubyah impression?
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 20 дней назад
yeah, of all the mysteries of the world, this one doesn't make my list.
@debmcgerrigle3477
@debmcgerrigle3477 20 дней назад
Why were they all wearing the same suit and most were wearing red ties? If that isn't cult like, I don't know what is.
@jeffw991
@jeffw991 19 дней назад
It's the team uniform, like sports teams' jerseys.
@cesarkastoun5752
@cesarkastoun5752 20 дней назад
Desi is killing it.
@stayflyxx
@stayflyxx 20 дней назад
AI segment had me rolling! That hit the nail on the head!
@ohotnitza
@ohotnitza 20 дней назад
Love Desi. And Josh? The best, together
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 20 дней назад
Desi is a 💎. No further questions.
@screwyoureviews9924
@screwyoureviews9924 20 дней назад
Josh is the best new cast member so far on The Daily Show.👌🏿👍🏿👏🏿
@anndra8687
@anndra8687 20 дней назад
I don't think giving Irish people free reign to mock American schools would go the way you think
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