Designing Enemies[M4A][Enemies to Lovers][Home Design][Perfect Space][Cooking][White Kitchens Suck] 

Nomad: You wanna take this outside?? Me: Yeah I wanna take it outside! I’ll treat you to something amazing! Nomad: GREAT! You wanna go out to dinner?! Me: YES- DO YOU WANT KIDS-

The old soul in me wants to smack the listener. How dare you destroy *beautiful hand carved archways* and put in paintings of three lines of the primary colours!

nomad: *aggressively asks y/n out* me: CUTIE 📸📸📸📸

Him: “We can be civil, can’t we?” Me: *No. I’m a menace to society. And would love to watch the world BURN.*

Did anyone else drool at the idea of a private library??

"No I'm deadass serious" That jersey came out real quick 😂😂😂

As someone who loves to cook and has a classic structured house and loves the "charmy old house" style, I have to say; sometimes I crave for the space of a big open concept. Having more space seems nice and when you have dinner plans, you like being with your guests, not aisolated in the kitchen, going back and forth like a headless chicken XD

Enemies to lovers *literally* has me hooked. Also amazing job nomad *chefs kiss*

NOMAD! How did you know I love to cook?! Edit: at 12:04 and beyond he sounds so angry but so hot. Edit 2: This was very good.

So. Much. Good. In. This. Audio! 1.The angry rants in the beginning are cracking me up so hard. 2. Enemies to Lovers? I find it so hard to write without a slow burn, this is so well written! 3. Thank you for taking inspiration from that photo on Twitter, this is something that’s bothered me about modern design for AGES. Old Fashioned Kitchen Supremacy! Heck, Old Fashioned House Supremacy - gimme that hand carved archway! Pun fully intended, this whole audio is just, *chef’s kiss*

THE WAY HE CALLED OUT THE PROPERTY BROTHERS BROOOO 💀💀

The lighter tone of this enemies to lovers + the development makes it so funny 🤣 Middle of the video: nooo, I'm not making a move on you. If I were, I'd find a little job to have you cooking next to me, we'd laugh, I could reach over you to show you something... Definitely not making a move! By the end of the video: hey uh... do you want to help me cook? I'm sure I can find something for you to do... 🤣🤣🤣 Sooo good & the openness & vulnerability as well of having clear intentions makes it so sweet!! 💗

*it’s all fun and games until they actually move in together and have to design their kitchen…*

I can just imagine the two designers just competing to see who has the most satisfied clients or something ☺😅

My 2 dream houses is a cottage in the woods with a very rustic feel to it and he second one is a massive old Victorian house (I would get lost it that house fosure) so them talking about ripping out the hand carved stuff made me cringe so hard

Nomads got more Vocabulary voice than my english teacher

Enemies to lovers? Sigh me up!

Omg i really Love this Enemies to Lovers is my favorite trop when nomad admit he use to talk shit about the kitchens i actually got mad 😂💕

Im speechless. The fact that this audio happened based on 2 picture is just- Damn, the plot and everything- Thats some great talent and you deserve an award for this

YT: Nomad posted! Me: yassssss YT: Design is involved Me, a graphic designer: **dives for headphones**

I'm siding with Nomad so hard on the design choices, let kitchens look like kitchens! Character over clean lines! Butcher blocks are great! But also yes please cook for me.

This could honestly be a series in the making😳

Yo this episode of property brothers is my favorite

This was a fantastic audio ! listening to him talking about design brought back so many memories of me helping my mum and the tradies renovate houses as I was growing up of I was in my early teens at the time but still and now I want to go build something again!! My mum taught me how to look after and maintain vintage furniture and how to save beautiful architecture while renovating houses ! When I heard the listener say we're going to get rid out all the beautiful architecture I wanted to jump through the screen and strangle the the listener and beat some sense into them because you do not touch beautiful architecture unless you are going to maintain it or repair it!!!!

Ooh, this is a really different theme here. Loving the switch ups 👏🏽

Nomad you mad lad - you freaking did it lol 🤣🤣🤣 You some how created a wholesome, hilarious, and cute storyline about a post in Twitter that you where upset about! Sir bless you and that beautiful brain of yours~ I love it! I love this rom-com story xD

Ugh yes get angry with me and let me make it up to you 😩😩 Ahem so long as cuddles are involved after and there’s no hard feelings 😌

Can I just say that I’m in love with your voice and laugh

Cooking? Oh let me do that. I'll make you tamales.

Raise you hand that you got a F in algebra/math and you have to get your grade up before next week...✋ Amazing work nomad like always ❤️

You mentioned Hannibal's kitchen and the character here is lovely, 10/10 would kiss again

That really went to 0/100 real quick then back down to 0 in a minute!🤣

Really came for the property brothers there nfndnw YO HE BROUGHT UP HANNIBALRNRNNW

YESSSS ANOTHER ENEMIES TO LOVERS

Love it! Something new to love listening to-but still being awesome as ever Nomad!

"I made crème brûlée" ....so when's the wedding again?

I come back to this audio every once in a while. It gives me so much joyyyy ❤❤❤

Nomadic Concepts. Ha. I see what you did there.

Me hears white kitchen-nope ain’t gonna happen I am far too messy to own anything white must less a white kitchen XD ---------------------- Also I literally want to live in a cottage in the woods, modern isn’t my thing XD

Ughhhh clean white 😱😱 Now camo on the other hand 😉🤭 I absolutely love to cook, tho I prefer to bake if given the option 🤭

I really like how the story went, it was so cute🌟

this strikes me as a designer who got stuck with certain projects in the same area. Those families that all wanted the same basic looks to one up their neighbors with more expensive marble counters instead of actual design and it just killed their style

Is this from that one tweet? I feel like it is, since how you made a mention of the rooms and the white, clean, modern kitchen.... Just like those pictures in that tweet.... We're the other designer!? XD!! Yes!!! Oh God, that's perfect! I think I just died from laughter! You mention takeout and I ordered pizza today. Calling me out huh. God, I laughed so hard at this audio! That was certainly needed! I really enjoyed all of this. Thank you so much!

Did someone said - inhale- ENEMIES TO LOVERS!????

This was an absolute delight to listen to Nomad, wonderful work as always!!

omg I was just thinking about you nomad 😳

I can’t express how much I love this audio!

Definitely found my new favorite asmr RU-vidr, This man is so amazing

Title made me think of designing women Like the 80s show

Using the moves 😉 nice.

Oh god this is just perfect... I'm all flustered lol

I'm loving the trope string of videos

Yeah I love notifications when they work!!!!😂

Never heard someone so rudely asked me to have dinner with them but there is a first time for everything

THIS WAS SO GOOOD

Oml if my kitchen was white I'd have stained it

Pancakes 🥞

no i swear to god i would never ruin this place with a white backsplash, white painted wood, barn doors, white marble countertops, white walls, white-

Choose between Salmon and Tuna!! B-BUT… IM ALLERGIC! 💀💀💀

me: “i’m only doing this so-“ nomad: “evening.” me: “...evening ...i’m only doing this so you can prove your point”

I love that the audios are soooo long🤤🤤

Me: Listening to this video and realizing I have no style or taste. 😅😿💀 Also me: That's right! You show them the Hannibal kitchen can be modern, cool, AND functional!

This is my favorite type of Rom-com story and sometime it concerns me but love the audio👌 (Edit: how tf do people pay for marble and stuff like that?)

Cucumber Appro‎‎ved

hANNIBALS KITCHEN???? YES???? DUDE HI I FREAKED OUT LMAOOO

Part 2 please??

Why are we the bad guy? I love hand carved archways 🙄 i love this video anyways...

This is like a silly cute Hallmark movie plot but less cheesy and I love it. I don't like all white kitchens either I actually want a black and copper kitchen.

Ah shit ive been hit right where im the most vulnerable

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Whys there a kitchen advert underneath the video tf 😭😅

Will there be a part 2?

So I'm just gonna throw this out there, but... His favourite word is "outstanding" isn't it?... Not complaining of course, just, yk, throwing it out there

I wanna smack the customer character....

🤔hmm...im starting to think he likes salmon.....🤔💭

Him *says crème brûlée* Me: marry me

I'm a little confused did he just burst into our office to start yelling at us??

lake some custom

It pains me BEYOND words that we're the modernist white-wash demo zombie in this scenario. God. Especially as someone who tries to fake the look of old sculpting in more modern spaces. Everything is just so fucking flat and boring. Especially after cookie cutter homes became a thing. It was a cool idea in theory, but god damnit Sears you fucking made these boring ass structures a standard. And I'd like to achieve a fresco of a garden by painting on transfer paper and then applying it to an accent wall. Maybe outline it with fake pillars idk. Hopefully when a save up enough for one of the tiny abandoned castles here, I'll find some people to work with to achieve it. Also tiny castles are surprisingly available and not nearly as expensive as you would expect.

A white kitchen?? Who in their right mind 🤧