I appreciate the time it took to make this video. People may be upset it “took long” but they’ll get over it. You work hard dude and your content is amazing.
Isiaha Evangelista Sunsinger has a super that lets your abilities charge faster so infinite gernades it also has fusion gernades which one shot and Fireborn for Sunsinger brings you back to life flamesheald hit an enemy which this melee to get an oversheild the last ability you get is an additional gernade charge That is why I like Sunsinger and its fun!
yeah u would be surprised at the amount of people who didnt know that, got me f up if bungie thinks im going to walk through everything again, fuck the scenery
Im not a big Destiny player and destiny follower, but your channel is gold, and the thing a like the most, is your community, not hate in the comment, just other people that relate to your videos and add more. Its like another "Life in a nutshell" but in the comment section, I love that Thanks Th3JEz, for making me laugh, and thanks to the subscribers in the comment for making me laugh again!
"My guess is no one noticed this giant fleet of evil space ships because theres a giant orb hovering above the city blocking out the sky" -- *Th3 jez, titan slayer, slayer of all titans, 2017*
“Maybe if you spent less time being mysterious and more time giving us cold hard facts you would’ve stayed relevant” - How I feel about Destiny 2 in general really...
*Monotone Complainy-Voice.* - I awake 4 hours earlier than I need to this morning, ultimately for no reason because I remember that I don't actually have to work today (but eff-me, right brain? Let's wake up anyways), and immediately realize that my life is going no where. Too tired to coherently play Overwatch and get victories, yet unable to feel fucked-enough to actually open Destiny 2 this morning, I do the next best thing. Open RU-vid and look to see if Myelin Games has uploaded anything new. - He has. Immediately I go to click on my notification for Myelin's video when all of a sudden another notification pops up, because indecision is the bane of my existence and RU-vid instinctively knows this. Lo-and-behold, it's The3 Jez and his notification contains the only 3 words that are keeping his inconsistent channel operating at this point, "In a Nutshell." Which, little-known-fact, is actually Latin for, "Sorry Myelin. First thing's first." Immediately I click Jez's video and strap myself in for the most thrilling un-thrilling ride of my week (if you ignore the fact that a week is only 7 days and Jez only uploads once every 7 months, that is). Fastforward 10-minutes and 26-seconds later, I've not been disappointed, having surrendered several hearty-chuckles and a legitimate laugh at the relate-ability of a mono-toned/complainy recap of a portion of Destiny 2's Campaign. Promptly declaring myself "Imiko the Like-Giver, Giver of all Likes," because originality is hard and I have no shame in shamelessly ripping off Jez's humorous creativity to supplement my own comments, I hit the Like button once again and remember why I'm still subscribed to this channel. Like a drunken frat-boy I proceed to take off my shirt and throw it across the room, promptly declaring to RU-vid, "If you demonetize this video, RU-vid, I will literally get drunk and fight you like it's an episode of Jersey Shore. I'm super seriously. Come at me bro. You don't even know." -- TL;DR. Can't wait for Part-2 in 18 months. Thanks The3 Jez
This was insanely well written. Heard jez in my head the with perfection. Icing on top of an already kick ass video, thank you both for a great start to my day!
"Awoken, because I like the complexion, and female, because smaller hitboxes, maximum PvP sweat, don't @ me" Holy shiiiiit what a great sentence. Hilarious nutshell video, mah dood.
When exotic engrams can drop from public events. Those were the upside to d2. Now they drop randomly and at time can take forever before you can get one to drop.
This is literally the best Destiny 2 video that I've seen. I love the in a nutshell videos and while I understand that the writing, editing and content capture can take a very long time I'd love to see more of them. Perhaps you could cover other games and to speed up content releases perhaps movies, tv series seaons, etc. Similar to Angry Joe doing movie reviews except J3zzercized.
Hit so many important missteps that Bungie had. No dialogue for your character, no exo stranger, glitches like the bird, no sparrow till 20+finished story, etc. I still bought it, I still like it, but I wish they'd fix those things. Or at least give remarks about them. Say something at all. Also, no clue how you weren't leveled enough for those planets, I was usually a level or two above the minimum.
Th3Jez you beautiful monotone complainy guy. Your "In a Nutshell" videos have changed the way I view things. Everytime ANYTHING crosses my mind, I think, "What would Jez say?" And I imagine your voice in my head telling me what's what. Can't wait for Part 2! Keep up the good work!
The silent Protag thing wouldn't bother me nearly enough if there weren't multiple moments when a character is directly addressing you, but then Ghost just starts talking.
I've always been an on and off player for years and every time i'm in an off phase, one of these gems always pops up and this was the one! Playing again right now! All the love bro!♥️
Destiny 2 in a nutshell: Ghaul: I want the tra- Vanguard: *No* Ghaul: *war* Tower falls Everyone is seperated You regain your light Cayde-6 teleports You fight a hydra Cayde has a portal that he stole from some weird robots Retake the the city Ghaul dead
Man do I cry seeing Titan again, rip the best place in all of Destiny. You can @ datto on that one, "YoU dIdN't SpEnD aLl YoUr TiMe On TiTaN", if I wasn't doing raids or strikes, I was.
Coming back to this, 5 years later. it's crazy. We've all been enjoying this tilting game for 5 years. playing, either frequently, or once a week, but still playing all this time. Jez has been a long watched RU-vidr for me. since d1. thank you Jez, for being one of the most comedic destiny RU-vidrs
-red war- Obese version of SWTOR villain puts blanket over magic ball, You limp to a blackscreen Regain powers in 5 minutes Go to ocean planet full of bugs, see blue man You save only good d2 character next to FailSafe Find literally useless character after Turn sun eater off because its that easy Kill moldy potato, Orb wakes up but explodes in the process -curse of osiris- Find ball, Reawaken Ball Ghost gets violated by female ball Go into magic time triangle Repeat 6 times Find old man, Kill big badass triangle robot Save old man -warmind- oh god theres snowy bugs Save giant orange russian Kill giant worm Thats literally it -forsaken- Kill everything with best d2 character now voiced by nolan north. Average MCR listener shoots best d2 character with his team of walking tumors Talk for the first time in 5 years. Meet obese arachnid man, Kill 7 bosses Shoot MCR man. -shadowkeep- You’re on the moon now Remember eris, she exists still yeah? EVIL MAGIC DORITO hey look its an evil me, moving on. -beyond light- Save SYLOK THE DEFILED meme guy Try new Elsa Frozen 2 ice powers Hey look its the exo stranger, cool Get magic evil dorito then kill boss Stupid filler mission Kill another shittier boss Exploding shanks Watch Dorito master lady lose her mind Kill big ass vex in a very underwhelming strike, Die to exploding shanks Go to face Dorito Woman More shanks Watch dorito lady become a popsicle Obtain the magic cool ranch dorito power for yourself. Shanks
JEZ YOUNG MAN WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! Your subscribers and I are happy to see you, but DON'T YOU PULL THAT AGAIN. - sincerely a PC Destiny 2 Player and fan
Colby Gums An annoying PC guy would say his version is superior and that the console peasants just can't compare to the elite's of the PC crowd. Instead I said that I'm appreciative that Jez put out a video right as the PC version was released after a month of no content. I liked the content as it was funny and was also relevant to my first time experiencing the story mode. That's it.
I actually like the fact that the Guardian in this game has taken a vow of silence. Makes for some funny cut-scenes when your character is definitely about to speak but your Ghost cuts you off. Vows of silence are pretty noble if you ask me, plus makes them even more badass when they speak after Cayde's death
8:36, I love how the guardian raises her hand at the ghost in a kind of "what the fuck bro" gesture like she was just hoping for everything to be silent and piss of cayde
*A signal, a Vex trap, and a failsafe. Sounds like the beginning of a typical Cayde joke.* How and when do you even GET this line of dialogue!?! I've done that mission hundreds of times!!
