Diane's Secret 

I guess sniffing was cheating after all.

"Lucky dad only has one daughter" And in that moment we all knew, dad was in trouble

Diane just sniffed at the end and ran away saying "not again..." So does that mean shes going to go barf out ANOTHER BABY?!

Dad should try the sims- he could make everybody in Dad's Life!

Goal: Don’t get a divorce Obstacle: “Hey Dad-Bot I have something to tell you” Difficulty: Q U A N T U M

Why is she telling DadBot and not real Dad/Andan? Something weird is happening...

When my son asks me where do baby’s come from, I’ll say “from dad’s farts”.

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"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. ... Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible." It's a nice idea, but in reality bees do not disobey any laws of physics.”

“This is some gooooood tea” guy gets me every time

So dad bot has an affinity with Diane because she is diane bot? Robot baby? Electric sheep?

There’s only one solution now: Dad has to play more Minecraft and animal crossing

*dad farts "Oh no, not again!" Is Diane gonna throw up another baby? D:

MatPat brought me here. So on the scale of “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared” and full blown “Black Mirror” just how many nightmares can I expect at the end of this thing lol

“Just gonna dip in for some sniffen.” Single handedly the weirdest quote

I like how dad hearts all the comments, it shows that he cares about his fans

so after dad and diane sniffed eachother Diane got pregnant, I'm guessing the baby will come on april 30th as that is exactly 9 months after Dad and Diane sniffed

"This is some gooooood tea...." I agree ☕

*Impromptu script for "Diane's Secret"* Opens into a cube on a stand with two blinking red dots that turn into three and continue to blink accompanied with a blip sound Dad-bot is on a calculator and sighs "The bills just never stop! Maybe when Dad starts DJing more clubs in downtown town, he'll be able to cover all the families expenses. Daughter sure does rack up a big cellphone bill with those three phones. Luckily for Dad, he only has one daughter!" Diane enters "Hi Dad-bot!" Dad-bot looks surprised "Diane?!" Diane seems worried "I need to talk to you." Dad-bot doesn't listen "Oh WOW...what are you doing here?" Dad-bot sniffs "You smell so nice!" Dad-bot's legs get weak and Diane keeps him from falling "Dad! Keep it together!" Dad regains his posture "Thank you, but you need to listen to me." "What's wrong Diane?" Dad-bot sniffs again "Oh no" Dad-bot continues being woozy and Diane helps him stay up again "I need to talk to you while Cheryl is at work." "Sounds good to Dad, talk all you want. Don't mind me just gonna dip in for some sniffin'." Dad-bot dips in and Diane slaps him before he can catch a wiff again "Dad, do you remember years ago when you were still on OS1. Before Cheryl stuck you in the closet? When we first met?" "Uhhhhhhh, oh yeah! How could I forget!" Scene flashes to a memory Diane and Dad-bot walk into the room at the same time and go in for a handshake Diane pulls him in for a hug and Dad-bot take a sniff. He farts and they both turn to walk away. Scene flashes back to present "Do you remember...the sniff?" "Oh, you noticed?" "Well, you weren't the only one who sniffed." "Diane!" "Well Dad, your scent was just so strong that when it went into my system...something happened." "You barfed?" "Mhm yes. I barfed out...a baby." Dad-bot gasps "A baby?!" Dad-bot falls to the ground and farts Diane looks concerned "Oh no, not again!" Diane runs off screen and one of the RU-vid men walks on screen "This is some good tea."

Dadbot: [Is on the ground] Black Suit Guy: Mmm, this is some nice tea I've got here.

Money, money, money. Dad hates capitalism.

This must be an insane episode if there's a premiere

Dad didn't cheat, it was Dadbot. The real Dad would never do such a thing.

That moment when you sniff a robot, then ACTUALLY FUCKING THROW UP A BABY

Ironically I'm here 9 months after it was streamed.

Imagine being so cool you just give $115 out to a stranger during quarantine.

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DAD HOW OH MY GOD WHAT HOW SNIFFING = CHEATING WHY WHAT HOW WHEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Holy cow! I just realized that Diane is the girl from the AT&T adds!

My theory is that mom broke time, that’s why dad can still comment on and upload videos

0:49 Diane knows it's dadbot and not dad!

Looks like Dad’s cell phone bill is about to go up. This is what you get for having unprotected farts with a woman other than Sheryl, Dad!

I support Dad in all his endeavors, but how will he show us his life when he's busy with the new baby?

I have allergies so I sniff a lot. Childcare gonna be very expensive

Dad is a great musician

Is diane a bot as well? She talks about the smell going to her "system".....

People: Victoria’s Secret Me, an intellectual: Diane’s Secret

sips tea. spits tea in shock. "oh my"

This is better than any drama show ever

o oh yeah oh yeah dad time mmm oh yeah oh yeah

THIS IS SOME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD TEA

Actually counting down a dad episode now my goodness.

DAMN! I didn't notice how CCCCCAKED Dad was!

As a fellow dad bot, who hates work but loves daughter, wife and son. Money please :) Hope its not really the end dad, enjoyed the hell out of ya

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I’ll be rooting for you until the end of time, Dad!

Okay! So Dadbot and Diane shared a mutual sniff, back when he was still on operating system 1, before Andan was ever in the picture. Back then, Dadbot was the original and only Dad. Once Andan showed up, and got FOODed, Dadbot was powered down and stored in the closet, next to the vacuum. He can be powered on with a kiss on the cheek! With the facts out of the way, here's my theory! Lazlo is the digital child created from the data transfer between Diane and Dadbot.

I hope dad can still play his games and bops with the new arrival

Kepler, what a beautiful place

Dad needs to start paying child support

"Daughter sure does rack up a big cell phone bill with those three phones. luckily for Dad, he only has one daughter!" right after he said that "Hi Dad-bot!" "I need to talk to you." ("Well, you weren't the only one who sniffed." "Diane!" "Well Dad, your scent was just so strong that when it went into my system...something happened." "You barfed?" "Mhm yes. I barfed out...a baby.")

Hm, accusations of unknown children. Just like my real dad

Dad must spend hours a day liking comments. Such a kind and attentive Dad.

Thank you dad very cool

DAD HAS A SECRET LOVE CHILD AND DIANES ABOUT TO BE/IS PREGNANT AGAIN

I really like where this story Is going Diane's scent has a big effect on Dad & Now we hear about OS1 now that information might be really Important to the story.

I think it's funny how Diane seems to know that it isn't dad but it's dad bot

He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw.

There's my girl, Milana.... I mean "Diane"

Dad, if you like this comment you like Diane more that Mom.

I'm so excited for this! I wonder what will happen to Dad & Diane this time?

what's odd is that around the time this premiered.. i wasn't watching, but my brain was off in the wonders of "how did dad even have daughter?"

Daddy 🛐

Does anyone else know that Diane is the girl from the at&t commercials or just me?

Ok this should be enough maybe idk ill comment more tommorow

What's that weird burp sound dad when you and Diane hug it out?! Dad? 😂

ACT III; or "The Neverending Tea Party"

Dad cannot find me, under all circumstances.

Ok so I feel like this could potentially add to some form of an alien theory. Dadbot is (or was?) used to replicate the average human life. Office job, loving wife, teenage daughter, and then throw some familial issues in there. How come Diane just barfs out a baby? If Dad is supposed to be a replica of human life, then wouldn't basic reproduction be a factor? Maybe they were made by some sort of alien race that doesn't understand how human reproduction works? Its been a while since I've checked in on the Dad series so some of my thoughts may be a little dated tbh. I've forgotten some of the older details lol

It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair.

This is awesome

Uh oh Dad might be in trouble

My estimate is that there's 20 sheets of printer paper on the floor...am I right?

Dad is giving away $115. Has dad ever heard of call of duty zombies? Maybe he should play a couple of rounds because element 115 is what turns people into zombies. Spooky! I know dad isn’t a zombie, and that he is just a regular dad

Dad this is such shocking news I am so sorry

That cube do be looking kinda cute tho 🥵🥴🥵😖

"UwU to Dad, forever." - Anthony Fantano

Dad loves mom. Dad would never cheat on wife.

I didn't realize until just now that Diane is the woman from the AT&T commercials

Its not much of a secret anymore... considering 43k people have seen it

Diane's Secret

I like the fact the RU-vid body guard guy casted a shadow of a RU-vid logo when he sipped his tea. Time stamp is 2:34.

imagine Alexa but... DAD

Favorite Dad line ever! Dippin for some sniffin 🤣🤣🤣

My ears hurt

Milana is Diane, ok I thought you was just trolling the dad character, but you have been trolling God level on us with your talent pool

This needs some next level deciphering, lmao

I’m telling all of you dad is either see the video called no more RU-vid or something and watch till the end and he bends down when dad is in the backyard and he said something backwards I’ll tell you what is he said he’s coming they released him don’t let them find me please that is what he said

Daughter.exe:YTErrDadDiane

Dad

Still can’t believe Diane is the AT&T lady

Why does dad get mad when mom cheats but when he does its fine?

Do the dots connect to the Dadbots somewhat?

Why does daughter have three phones?

Dad can't find me haha

I love the infinity cube! I'm about to build one.

Like this video, and share it with all your friends! And strangers! It won't make sense to anyone not into Dad but they'll be so intrigued, they'll have to watch more ...

Why is dad dummy thicc??????

OS1...I wonder what OS dad is on now?

Maybe fart baby will be new star of dads life?