Did Disney FORGET How to Name Their Rides? 

congrats on 300

Got yourself a sub mate

You will be disspointed in Tiana’s Bayou Adventure. They did a very good-ish job on it. It’s nice but not the ride I wanted.

useless video

woah I didn’t even realize that you’re at 426 rn, I totally expected you to have at least 100k subs!

LOL

Heh

TM

Web Slingers: A Tom Holland Adventure

Haunted Mansion: A Jack Skellington Adventure

I mean this is just pathetic how these rides are failing

That's so much catchier than emotional *anything*!

God yeah that is a good name, were there really nobody in all of imagineering that could think that up?

Fr lol😂

The Rollercoaster of Emotions sounds better.

​@@me-myself-i787I'm not trying to be the poop of the party but both names sound good

@@SlyCooper1920fr

I think Inside out: Mood swings would have been a more fitting name with how the ride spins and swings around

Princess Water Adventure

At least there's some alliteration in the first one.

Finding a band isn’t really an adventure, it’s a task

As a matter of fact, that’s one of the new poster taglines for Inside Out 2. I saw that poster last night at AMC.

ABSOLUTELY GENIUS

YES

That would’ve been so cute!! 😭

Brilliant! I love it! See, they should have consulted you on the name! 😊

Splash Mountain: A New Orleans Mardi Gras Adventure

Splash mountain: now with less old timey stuff. People totally go to disneyland for the political correctness and not nostaglia, right?

exactly what I was gonna say

agreed, maybe “Splash Mountain: Tiana’s Bumpin’ Bayou” would be significantly better than the actual name

Just splash mountain would’ve still been fine because we didn’t call the previous. “Brier Rabbit: splash mountain”

Unfortunately even keeping the “Splash” would actually necessitate the water in the drop actually being turned on…🤣

The problem is that there aren't mountains in the bayou lmao

I call it "Tiana's Splash Mountain," which I feel is a good middle ground.

what would you change it to

@@mriamo5003just simply Hagrids motorbike because that’s what most annual pass holders call it here anyways lol

@@mriamo5003 Just shortening to "Hagrids Motorbike Adventure" bumps the name to a solid C tier. Although "Hagrid and the Forbidden Forest Expedition" would have alliteration and give the name the same cadence as the other Harry Potter rides. Which also aligns with the movie titles. I'm sure Universal Creative had other good options too. It just feels like 100% of the effort went into the ride and 0% into the name.

@@LameMoviesIncHagrids Forbidden Forrest Folleys

You can just call the ride The Forbidden Forest. No need to include the name of the character. It adds nothing.

Bayou Ball...Bayou Band.....

I was thinking they call it “Tiana’s Bayou Blast”. It’s kinda stupid tho I guess

Ha. I thought of the same thing!

​@@elliottpakOr "Tiana's Bayou Splash". So we can still call it Splash. Haha

Should have been placed in Hollywood Studios and DCA

That ride was BORN for Hollywood Studios, it potentially could have become one of the big legacy rides of the park, standing to this day with maybe some new theming. I will be rocking an ETAE t shirt for my first trip in WDW in September, it’s really frustrating not being able to experience it

@claudiodigiuni2525 absolutely. They ought to bring it back as some marvel thing, since everytbing needs an ip now, but it has to be as scary as the original. So awesome

i believe this ride would still be open if they placed it in hollywood studios instead of magic kingdom. it didnt fit into magic kingdom at all

@ballerinaonamusicbox really wish it still was. They gotta figure out a way to bring it back. Keep thensamw scare level but maybe the actors on screen can be from guardians or something and balance it out with some comedy

How is a random person on the internet better at making names than Disney

Perfection

thats so perfect

Tiana's Bayou Journey (they rarely use that word, so i give it a pass) Tiana's Bayou Cruise

Tiana’s bayou boogaloo

17:30

I raise you one better; The "Inside Out Mood Swings"

Or just Mood Swings. No need for the colon and the name of the property.

what about frog mountain

I still call it splash mountain, it’s still the same ride just different theming

I'd like to remind you outside of Walt Disney World and Disneyland there are in fact NO mountains in the bayou. so good luck with that.

@@WalmartJedi i’d also like to remind you there are no mountains in space :)

Tiana's Splash Mountain is RIGHT there

I feel you could compromise by just calling it The Incredible Coaster

Completely agree with you.

I'm glad you like it but both raptor and coaster are two syllable words

The "tor" and "ter" in those words are pronounced the same every time I've heard them, though. So it is only the "rap" and "coas" that are phonetically different. I can see why you'd dislike it though

​@@themeparknerd643 true, but they both share one of those syllables, so if you swap one for the other, you're only changing one of the syllables.

agreed, lol. i think it fits with the vibe that it is supposed to be set within the jurassic world park, and honestly i don't imagine the JW higher ups would be good at naming things, and would like something short and cool sounding (ie, the gyrosphere in the movie). also veloci, like in velocity? i do really agree with you and your points, was just expanding on them haha. though i may be biased toward velocicoaster, i absolutely LOVE that ride.

Yes, sadly this is literally how marketing operates.

Yup. Extremely corporate move. Its all about recognisability and brand value, yet they shoot themselves in the process.

Someone at Disney needs to put a ban on putting "Adventure" in ride titles. Also, maybe a ban on colons.

I forgot that movie came out

I probably wouldn't even put Raya and Sisu in the title of an attraction if a Raya and the last dragon ride was ever made.

I wouldnt be surprised if the Mad Tea party wouldve been renamed into something stupid like "Alice in Wonderland: Mad Hatters Tea Turbulence" like just for gods sake Mad tea party works for a reason.

I mean, I don’t know what else they would call it. Any suggestions?

Bayou Adventure sucks as a whole

It’s not a bad name though

What name is it supposed to have? Tiana’s water ride or smth? I need an idea for something better than what I can think of that you’d want the ride to be 💀😭

@@vulturemaxskits Tiana's splashdown

@@vulturemaxskits there aren’t any direct ties from the name “Splash Mountain” to song of the south. You could literally keep the name with the new theme. Or you could call it Tiana’s Splash Mountain.

I think Runaway Railway is fine. The plot of the ride is there's a runaway train so I think the original name suits it better. Swamp Mountain sounds a little weird to me and I don't get what Spice Mountain is even supposed to be. Tiana's Bayou Bash sounds really good and I saw someone else in the comments recommend Tiana's Bayou Splash, just to keep "Splash" in the name as there is a splash at the end of the ride. I think Incredible Rollercoaster or The Incredible Rollercoaster would be a good one. It has a bit of a fun double meaning. It's a rollercoaster themed to The Incredibles, but they're also trying to tell you it's a rollercoaster that is incredible. I think putting "the ride" into the name of a ride is really lazy. I think Creature Crash Course would be a fun name for it, or maybe Magical Creature Crash Course if that's not too long. I think the name should include that part of the original title. I don't think they need Hagrid in the title. If the ride is in the Harry Potter section, people will assume it's a Harry Potter ride. I'm a little biased against colons in titles and I don't think Spider-Man: Webslingers has a good ring to it. I might go with Webslinging Spider-Man or maybe Spiderweb Slinging. Another instance where I don't think the name of the character/franchise needs to be in the title because people will know the ride is connected to that franchise. Ariel's Voyage actually sounds a little too basic to me. I think The Tale of the Little Mermaid would work since the riders are being told/experiencing the story of The Little Mermaid.

@@rainyrouge5123 Thank you for the feedback! With spice mountain, I was attempting to emphasize the spices and Ingredients that is the source of the story for the ride, alluding to the expectations of the theme for the adventure. Though I agree the mountain names are kinda lackluster as with Ariel’s voyage (being a bit too short and bland) and Spiderman: Webslingers. Maybe Spidey Slingers? I’ll admit name making is more difficult than I thought it would be

Spidey shootout?

Well they might have also used it in the overall theme as well since I have heard it is kinda all over the place and confusing (with no villian at all)

Mood Swings is a peak name