Did not expect this 

Okay, that, that's AMAZINGLY clever. Just....for the few people who don't know, Vlaakith is not a god. At all. She IS, however, *explicitly* a being that could do that. Damn that's a clever trick I'm stealing.

Ah yes, the wish spell. The only time it ever works out in the casters favor is when it's the dm that uses it

"A real god could kill anybody", like you

And now she could pry the artifact from your dead hands. Why she didnt do it in the first place is a mystery to me.

LMAO "I could of taken it" LOL