No video :(

DiResta How to Cut a Burrito - I Built a Guillotine!

Подписаться 2 млн

Просмотров 1 млн

50% 1

In this video I thought that I would figure out how to build a guillotine. With a little ingenuity and creativity in the shop, I built one. As with all of my projects, this guillotine build provided some challenges, but at the end of the day, it was a shop experiment that was super fun to build and turned out awesome!
Watch as I put this guillotine build to the test - enjoy!
Thank you to my sponsors:
www.lincolnele...
www.ameribrade...
www.evenheat-k...
www.sawstop.com
The voice over edit will be posted to
/ diresta
Next week
Thank you!

Опубликовано:

20 авг 2024

Ссылка:

Скачать:

Готовим ссылку...

Добавить в:

Мой плейлист

Посмотреть позже

Комментарии : 1,4 тыс.

@ATG19534 4 года назад

My wife, catching the last three minutes over my shoulder: "Please don't make that."

@mikejustice1196 4 года назад

ATG19534 Lol

@samthewizzy 4 года назад

ATG19534 the deed is already done

@akarpowicz 4 года назад

I would love my husband to make a guillotine!

@ivanrodriguez8966 4 года назад

Do it!

@ironmyno 4 года назад

Atg 19534 that right there is evidence me and you could be Close friends.. the fact that your wife knew you were even considering it and you have the ability to do so if you choose..

@CDeanhartman 4 года назад

Jimmy Diresta: The man with every tool except a 10mm wrench for those acorn cap nuts. ha ha, great video!

@jimmydiresta 4 года назад

CDeanhartman 🤣🤣✊🏻🤣✊🏻

@shanek6582 4 года назад

jimmydiresta, That must be the ones he made the slingshot from, “ surely I’ll buy a new 10mm wrench before I need it again” lol.

@maxximumb 4 года назад

Does anyone own a 10mm spanner? I mean we've all bought a set with a 10mm spanner in it. But where they go? Nobody knows. Maybe Dark Matter is made up from all the missing 10mm spanners?

@tomtruesdale6901 4 года назад

@@maxximumb I carry one on my motorcycle as that is size of the bolts of the battery.

@whitebear96 4 года назад

all the ten mills are lost in the infinite depths of abyss called the engine bay :D

@imtootiredforthis7694 4 года назад

I've been studying culinary my entire life, and this is the most efficient way to cut a burrito that I've seen. Even with making the guillotine. Well done sir.

@bumpedhishead636 4 года назад

Only Jimmy could get me to spend 13 minutes of my life watching him cut a burrito in half.

@panicfarm9874 4 года назад

When over engineering isn’t a problem

@johannapfelburg6286 4 года назад

Over engineering is needed when you're going against 1.2 billion ugly fuckin reds

@oldironking6375 4 года назад

Panic Farm it’s the name of the game

@robinfrommenwiler3257 4 года назад

My father: what are you doing? Me: learning about the French Revolution

@BobbyDukeArts 4 года назад

That's freaking cool dude

@dylangriffiths590 3 года назад

Hey Bobby how’s things going mate?

@rawzey 4 года назад

It's actually for his chickens.. he just hasn't told them yet.

@AnaLuizaHella 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@Enes-wj5xq 4 года назад

Lol

@sianmcbean408 4 года назад

Lol

@sianmcbean408 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@persreikaniontiukka8336 4 года назад

Propably tru

@kdurham98 4 года назад

Appreciate the oversized opening for burritos of exceptional girth.

@Matthew-yp6nj 4 года назад

To the people who said it'd be easier to use a knife it's not about making things easy It's about sending a message

@intoxicatedozzy4662 4 года назад

“Hey Jimmy, you got a knife so I can cut this burrito?” “Uh, not technically...”

@skel_raven 4 года назад

When you're a little hungry but the storming of the Bastille is scheduled for the next day.

@ursamines7643 4 года назад

Me: I wonder how the French would cut a burrito? Jimmy: hold my beer.

@electriciantm9142 4 года назад

hold my burrito

@mathieu4286 4 года назад

I'm French and we don't cut burritos like this, only kings ^^

@armandogonzalez6822 4 года назад

Beerito

@ursamines7643 4 года назад

mathieu tenka only Kings? since I am an American my French history might be off, but did not the Kings get the blade used on them? A true revolutionary man would use the guillotine for all things, especially burritos and tyrants.

@ledixiemedocteur8335 4 года назад

mathieu tenka Kings and ugly criminals (Je suis français aussi)

@captbeardy 4 года назад

Jimmy: Damn, my burrito has gone cold.

@ctpctp 4 года назад

I was assuming the next video would be on how to make a burrito warmer.

@HvV8446 4 года назад

@@ctpctp he just uses the heat treating oven, gives it a nice char as well

@ctpctp 4 года назад

Quench it in the oil bucket and you have a hardened chimichanga! YUMMM!

@Krieger--sh7vn 4 года назад

captbeardy better make a flamethrower to heat it up

@AnthonyLoPrimo 4 года назад

@@ctpctp weaponised chimichangas? Deadpool would be proud.

@woogaloo 4 года назад

"Sir, would you like your burrito cut in half?" Jimmy: "No thanks I have a guillotine for that."

@dentinthewall161 4 года назад

This man put PURE and effective effort in this guillotine . *10+ respect earned*

@matthbva 4 года назад

Me: I bet he doesn’t heat treat it. DiResta: Hold my beer.

@colsoncustoms8994 4 года назад

I was glad to see that as well. Even if it was lower carbon steel (.2-.4%), it will harden up significantly over the annealed state. 50 hrc is much much harder than 30 hrc.

@n_d_cisive 4 года назад

@@colsoncustoms8994 no science pls

@LostDryerSocks 4 года назад

Can you imagine walking into a burrito joint and seeing this? "Yes, I'll have the Joey bag of -" *chop* Some would slowly turn and walk away. I'd gaze in amazement.

@HandToolRescue 4 года назад

WTF? You didn't even throw it on the floor.

@MrUgot2bkiddingme 4 года назад

Makers all around the world stand in unison and applaud the awesomeness that has been presented here today. Followed by.... silent desire to make their very own. Great job and awesome video. Hooyah

@josephtwilley7187 4 года назад

Nevermind the giant chef's knife he has.

@gaveintothedarkness 4 года назад

Or the giant razor blade

@matthbva 4 года назад

Onward and upward!

@Cabeza492 4 года назад

When he finished building the guillotine... - Good work Jimmy, but the burrito is now cold and we don't have a microwave... - Ufff... hold my beer...

@matthbva 4 года назад

Jevi Loko I bet it’d be one hell of an over-engineered microwave. And big enough for 50 burritos.

@tehmask0108 4 года назад

Imagine he has a child that starts to misbehave Jimmy: “son, come over here, I wanna show you something”

@lastprimaris7914 4 года назад

That child would be scared all right

@figure9883 4 года назад

r/cursedcomments

@altaccount8220 4 года назад

"you wanna be a burrito?"

@chaunster 4 года назад

Need a basket on one end to catch the severed “burrito”

@vjaneczko 4 года назад

Someone: "I need a sharp knife to cut my burrito but they're all dull, guess I have to sharpen a knife." Diresta: "Hold my beer."

@kevinnathanson6876 4 года назад

Up next week: How to draw and quarter a taco.

@user-dh9mk7lz8i 4 года назад

When you combine your love for the French revolution and burito cutting ultimate technic.

@chinanorthairguns 4 года назад

Great proof of concept. Now we need 2 full size ones. One for DC, the other for Ottawa Canada.

@jamesofalltrades8395 4 года назад

People always tell me. "Jack of all trades, master of none". My response from this point forward to rebuttle that statement will be just one word. DIRESTA. Proof you can be a master at literally everything you do.

@jimmydiresta 4 года назад

James of all Trades love and respect ✊🏻

@Jer_Schmidt 4 года назад

Damn that looks terrifying and incredibly cool.

@aaravalan1355 3 года назад

I guess I'm kinda off topic but do anyone know of a good place to stream new series online?

@braddorris4535 4 года назад

This is the manliest way ever to cut a burrito.

@SirShaz13 4 года назад

No, thats with a chainsaw. This is The inhumane way.

@Runoratsu 4 года назад

@@SirShaz13 This is the French way.

@kennethgreer 4 года назад

The way you visually explain mechanisms is absolutely brilliant.

@kennethgreer 4 года назад

Mmmm... butter bagel.

@TheLoneGingerShow 4 года назад

I gotta say, I love how complex and detailed this project kept getting as the video progressed. I feel like this thing belongs on the guillotine channel :)

@aquarius5264 4 года назад

dude: *gets presented by a regular everday task* dude: ah shit, here we go again.

@Adonathiel 4 года назад

Thank you, Comrade Diresta, for this tutorial as how to deal with the Bourgeoisie! With nice Eat The Rich reference as well!

@robertlamantin5088 4 года назад

Not bourgeoisie : aristocratie.

@BrassLock 4 года назад

History tells us that Marie Antoinette said "If the poor people cannot afford bread, let them eat cake." So the French engineers made the guillotine to cut enough cake for a good feed. It's sometimes nice to see history being repeated with such fine accuracy.

@mdvener 4 года назад

Have been watching you for years, n must say you my man, are one of a kind. Thanks for all you do, helping others, n teaching, thanks for sharing. Lost for words, but thank you.

@jimmydiresta 4 года назад

Marty Vener wow thank you 🙏🏼 love and respect ✊🏻

@johnlamb95 4 года назад

Then Suddenly he sneezes at 4 speed Lol

@MechanicalRhino 4 года назад

Why do it in a simple way when there is a much cooler way. Good Job Jimmy 😁

@mikealphapappa2491 5 месяцев назад

Man! That blade drops like a 500 pound bomb. Even if you’d switch the blade with a dull spoon, the faith of his burrito was sealed

@serpainc.3213 4 года назад

Jimmy is the master at freeform project making . No plans other than the end vision in mind ... It's unreal how similar my process is to his , although his is way more refined. I remember watching him on TV long ago

@4lifejeph 4 года назад

Like they say "A thing worth doing is a think worth overkilling"

@robertlamantin5088 4 года назад

"Marie-Antoinette, you have to see this !!"

@AnaLuizaHella 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂 "No! I rather stay in the bedroom today. Go Louis, go?"😂

@bigal6667 4 года назад

Jimmy are we serious? All of that work for a burrito slicer. You really have a passion for making things.

@GuiltyMalice 4 года назад

That has got to be the coolest way to cut a burrito. That burrito must be the tastiest burrito ever. Really that burrito looks good. But it probably only looks that good because it was just cut with a guillotine made by Jimmy Diresta. Love your work Jimmy. Thanks for sharing brother.

@Dopefish76 4 года назад

Such a jarring **CRACK** when it lands! As if it wasn't menacing enough, holy shit that thing sounds scary! 😖 Next video - a trebuchet to launch the other half of the burrito to Brett on the other side of the shop 🤣

@torbjornahman 4 года назад

Very nice! Fun build!

@julienpernet8468 4 года назад

I'm french and I approve this build

@jumperstartful 4 года назад

Idle hands are the devils playground. Love it.

@molegrip3860 4 года назад

Fun, fun, fun (& also pretty macabre) - could have been your Halloween vid. Cheers for sharing, Jimmy !

@Desi-qw9fc 4 года назад

It’s a prototype for the oil execs :0

@riley8824 4 года назад

Every time I watch one of these I continue to have my mind blown by ways of doing things that are simple make sense and are something I never would have thought of.

@puma421 3 года назад

Now This....... is the kind of thinking that got us to the Moon........ Fantastic

@JusBidniss 4 года назад

Better crank the build montage up to 15x -- that burrito's gettin' cold! :)

@AwesomeWoodThings 4 года назад

Haha

@_Korinzu 4 года назад

Ah, you made a food processor. Bout time to be honest. Nicely done.

@pipc4754 4 года назад

Thank you Jimmy Diresta, you made my day. I built a Guillotine years ago as a kid and it had a lot of design problems so it was a joy to watch you make a lovely working version that really cuts through everything. Also good to see you in orange fat the end of the video. I wear mostly orange when I'm making things. Which is most of the time.

@Sewcialitecrew 4 года назад

I think every home should have this! It’s an essential appliance 🤣🤣🤣♥️♥️👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@mediaaddict3997 4 года назад

Welp looks like I'm going to have to make a trip to the hardware store...

@Satchboy71 4 года назад

All I could think of while watching this video is that the burrito is going to be very cold by the time he actually cuts it.

@CraigH999 4 года назад

Lol of course he'd buy the burrito first, THEN build the guillotine, right? 😉

@alemaonz 4 года назад

So satisfying to watch these types of videos... Dunno why but it makes time passes by smoothly

@bansai-tech3194 4 года назад

When I need to relax, I watch in your channel and feel happy and positive ... Congratulations to you for the talent that God loved you ... My sincere greetings my friend. Sofiane from Algeria.

@skidaddleskadoodle563 4 года назад

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not even a soul: Jimmy: makes a Guillotine to cut burrito

@filipr8386 4 года назад

When i have one of those, never again im gonna use a knife to cut anything

@alexanderchapman5542 4 года назад

Let's say very brutal way of cutting a burrito... And I like the idea...🙂

@DannyFourSquare 4 года назад

Lol, can't wait to see this sold in William Sonoma!

@MonsterPumpkin 4 года назад

Just what everyone needs I wonder why these arent sold commercially

@SalandFindles 4 года назад

Or at least as a kit that you can put together yourself.

@garyjones7198 4 года назад

There you go J.D. another product for your website....

@skippytwonder 4 года назад

Try googling guillotine cigar cutter and see what you get.

@MonsterPumpkin 4 года назад

@@skippytwonder I know those things but they are literally not the type of thing I m talking about

@ytwdh 4 года назад

Marie Antoinette's last words: "I want Jimmy to make me a burrito."

@AnaLuizaHella 4 года назад

@David Flynn 😂😂😂😂

@jimjones4345 4 года назад

The bagel and butter chunk was hilarious.

@stephenestes7430 4 года назад

What I wouldn't give to spend a week or so in your shop! You have the BEST equipment EVER!

@mediaaddict3997 4 года назад

Before it was mounted the blade looked like a mini buster sword.

@mrmoon7872 4 года назад

U kno your a true ff7 fan when you can spot that out of a burrito chopper instructional lol🤜🤛

@sebastienbaudry2271 4 года назад

L'outil préféré de Robespierre pour trancher les Buritos ! 😀

@shaddec55 4 года назад

Rather doubt I'd go that elaborate to cut a burrito, but damn that was fun! The thunder-clap upon completion of that beast was a great touch ;)

@random_guy4083 4 года назад

Circumcisions have never been so easy with this knew invention

@whulse1662 4 года назад

Whole new meaning to “eat the rich”

@n_d_cisive 4 года назад

Consume

@mavos1211 4 года назад

I bet your pets when they see that we’re thinking “wtf dad!” “Just tap us on the nose with a newspaper when we sh*t in your slippers!”

@ryoungatlmidotnet 4 года назад

Safer than the way most people slice bagels. Leading cause of hand injuries in most metropolitan areas is slicing bagels.

@derkwayne1833 3 года назад

The bagel and butter at the end was great. Great work.

@Objetsbois 4 года назад

Bon appétit ;) ça marche aussi pour les hot dog ? ;)

@bcbloc02 4 года назад

Be careful not to leave it armed when the kittens are around!

@garyjones7198 4 года назад

Every kitchen should have at least one... Nice build J.D.

@paulsullivan6392 4 года назад

The leaders of the French Revolution would be proud of your efforts. By the way did you know that during the revolution the guillotine was nicknamed the "National Razor" ? Great skills sir...and fun stuff. Well done.

@CallSignAlza 4 года назад

“How to cut a burrito 5 cool and fun ways” Instructions not clear, built s guillotine

@TheTramil 4 года назад

*french anthem starts playing in the background* *french nobility running*

@greybeard3759 4 года назад

Thou art a strange and wondrous man, Mr. Diresta. Strange and wondrous.

@goodBEan 4 года назад

THAT BURRITO WAS INNOCENT. YOU'RE A MONSTER

@Hectoriousz 4 года назад

The one dislike is from the traitors son

@markcroft1303 4 года назад

Off with his head

@BCM1959 4 года назад

45 dislikes now. What's not to like? People are weird. Traitor has a big family.

@novazeros 4 года назад

Is this a New Yorker thing? Who the heck cuts a burrito?

@skippytwonder 4 года назад

That is a very good question. I work with an odd fellow who eats a peach with a knife and fork.

@josepherwin8709 4 года назад

Maffew222 when you’ve built your own guillotine, you cut whatever you like.

@caitlinneal401 4 года назад

Maffew222 no one

@stevehansen5389 4 года назад

The bagel I liked. Even as fast as you built the guillotine I bet your burrito was cold by the time you were ready to chop.

@upstatestorytellers6835 4 года назад

The simplicity and complexity of this is amazing. Also. I love the bagel and butter. So funny

@yeseniacampos4827 4 года назад

5:16 bless you

@skippytwonder 4 года назад

Was that a sneeze or the sound of a karate chop?

@yeseniacampos4827 4 года назад

@@skippytwonder I think it was a sneeze

@akashverma7316 4 года назад

The Guillotine: *Jimmy's giant knife has left the chat*

@jaredoneil9745 4 года назад

First time in a while I've watched one of your videos and especially one that was new to me. You are always an inspiration thank you for everything you put on you-tube. Now I can't wait to go make something.

@benitofalazi8228 4 года назад

Merci Jimmy. Il nous en faudra bientôt une (grandeur nature) place de la bastille, à Paris, en France. 🙂

@TheCoopMan 4 года назад

To a man with a hammer, everything is a nail... So what is everything to a man with a guillotine?

@adeelm9028 4 года назад

A criminal lol

@ElmerJFudd-oi9kj 4 года назад

A burrito?

@ChrisSpinney 4 года назад

A neck

@robertcornoyer5668 4 года назад

Sliced

@kdurham98 4 года назад

Spare parts.

@LaserGadgets 4 года назад

Jimmy D......not able to find a sharp knife. Nope...hard to believe. And 13 min for fabrication. Was that not the coldest burrito ever?

@InformationIsTheEdge 4 года назад

That was really impressive! At first I was thinking a fun gadget, a little side project. For Jimmy it likely was but that was some impressive engineering!