Dirty Mags With The Lads (NSFW)  

I'm sorry mum

0:24 “Accessing the sex” I imagine a guy messing with a bra for a minute and when he unhooks it he says “I’m in”

I love how the cancer and capricorn ladies were partially censored but libra was just taken out completely lol

F A M I L Y F R I E N D L Y C O N T E N T !

Tom where's the finale of the NSFW trilogy: "Calling Sex Lines"

throbbing mars at a sexy angle is the new mercury in retrograde

Is no one going to talk about the intro

The look of pain on Eddie and Elliot's faces as Tom explains the 60's magazine kills me every time

I wanna know the cashiers face when you bought all of them

Tom: *slaps 15 porn mags onto counter* Cashier: *glances at empty shelf where the porn mags were* "...what the f-" Tom: "Just- Don't ask. It- It's a long story. Expect me back in, like, an hour or two."

Imagine walking into that shop and just seeing Tom purchasing all those magazines.

"Imagine returning a bunch of porn!" *Slams on Cashier Desk* " *D O N E* !"

I want to know what the store clerk's reaction to you buying EVERY porn mag they had.

I propose hiding these mags in your friends houses for them or guests to find later. Daniel J Layton's apartment for example.

Eddie's "walk up the stairs" joke is like something straight out of a Bottom episode.

After hearing "Let me strum on my clitourus" Just a image of random female wearing a pantsless bard outfit pops out of the bushes and is like "Let me play you a ditty!!!"

Just three guys laughing and reading porn mags

*GONE SEXUAL* *GONE WRONG*

"why is she a clown? :C" why is she a clown? :C" AHAHAHA

that intro was more horrifying than the thought of making another asdfmovie

Now this is the content I subbed for. Just this. I am done now. I've waited three years for this content. Sitting on the shelves, staring at Tom until he made this content. Now I am content.

Tom is secretly trying to tell us he’s pregnant

The delivery of "there's no text, it's all pussy" gets me 😆

"My grandad's funeral is not for a few weeks" "Its not the 23rd is it?"

UM THAT INTRO AND THE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE REFRENCE. this is getting better. Edit: yes it's because it's trash and edgy

*fart pipe* I'm wheezing

1:20 elliots face just screams "what have I let myself in for?"

Best content so far. Also please do call sex lines for a content.

"Ten seconds of, I don't enjoy this, followed by, AAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

*A YOUNG BOY*

"got your nose!" top 10 ways on how to ruin asdf

*Tom checking out at the store* “What are you buying all these porn mags for??” Tom: “Content” “What?” Tom: “C O N T E N T”

6:23 Tom is so kind. Even when looking at porn he hopes that the person is doing well.

"Age-restricted video" Sherlock Holmes was here.

5:44 the urban dictionary calls it a “suicide wank”

Good heavens

The phone call at 3:28 tho 😂 “I’ll call you after...work”

OH GOD TOM THE INTRO I LOVE IT

I'm concerned as to how long that beginning part took to edit

why do eddie and tom laughing at 6:34 look like 2 grannies laughing on a park bench

Hairy Marry! “I wonder why they call her that.” I laughed much, MUCH harder at that than I should have.

My mum walked in when the "vintage 60s" magazine was being read out and let's just say She hasn't smiled at all since then. Great

cashier: "So let me get this straight, you want 27 porn mags?" tom: "Yes." cashier: "And you said it's for a video, right!" tom: "Yes." cashier: "Sure.. sure it is."

'The clown is naked now' should've been in the audio samples video

Wait this isn't the Smash Bros. reveal

This didn't appear in my subscription feed .... thanks RU-vid.

hOw DaRe yOu PLay THe bLaCk PaRaDe oN ME

8:45 "Who's that Pokémon?"

MCR plays *casually hears the painful screams as every past emo is triggerd*

I need a sequel to when you freaking call one of those numbers Cus this is to damn hilarious

00:27 OMG i dropped the box i was trying to lift and gasped making my dog come over to see if i was ok. thanks for the heart attack tom!

4:22 Bit worried that I need a new youtube name...

That was one weird intro

The cashier was probably like *"W h a t"*

I quote the "Danger Wank" explanation word-for-word on the daily.

Well wtf was Libra doing if they have to black out the whole thing😵😂

This video never fails to make me laugh, no matter how bad of a day I had. Thanks, Tom

I was not ready for this intro... Really not...

Eddie and Elliot are slowly matching Tom's hair and facialhair

7:10 is that Mr Tumble's wife?

You call that NSFW?!? *go on the armrests of a chair* THAT'S WHAT I CALL NOT SAFE FROM WORK!!!

2:49 *is a cancer* *goes to clubs for first time on the 21st* *gets action for the first time in 6+ months* tom you are magical

If NSFW is mentioned It’s good But the content intro is defiantly NSFW

I found porn mags in the woods behind our house

intro gave me mental scars 10/10 would recomend

This is why I love #content

10:03 sounds like a first year higher level English student. Skilled at writing but doesn't really know about sex so he tries to describe something he's seen in a porno.

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER

How dare you Welcome to the Black Parade me???

I'm so glad to see all that ad revenue put to good use...

0:26 I'm crying why 😭

FUCKED UP THE FARTPIPE!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The first time I've legit laughed at something that hard in forever. Thank you so much Tom i needed that

Why did you do that to pooh W H Y

2:51 Tom: " it gets hot June 15 and July 21" Me: screaming because July 21 is my birthday

AGE RESTRICTED

not even 40 seconds in and i’m already emo

oh boy. this "series" has got to be my favorite thing on the internet. also story: so i came home from school and went to say hello to my dad. I found him in our TV room with playboy magazines (the very naked version you get if you subscribe) all over the floor. The entire room was covered in nude women. he was sitting at the center. he said he was organizing them. The next day they were gone. I don't know where they went. I don't know what he did with them. I don't know why he had a playboy subscription despite being married. So, in conclusion, there's a HUGE pile of porn mags somewhere in the house and i don't know where.

**black parade** Me: **Falls**

8:10 King Gizzum and the Lizzum Wizzum

Okay but what about the "You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes"

Has anyone noticed that Elliott looks so depressed during the video (especially at the beginning)?

Yeety mcskeety content got Seedy

“This content is age restricted” WHAT WAS I ABT TO VIEW-

0:26 as an emo, this deeply hurts me.

I got ya nose!

Well that intro wasn't disturbing at all.

This series never fails to make me happy

*a young boy*

Lesson learned: Dirty magazines, contrary to belief, actually make people unhappy. 😁

8:33 LOOK OUT SHE’S GOT A NOSE

"Okay everyone, today, we'll be reviewing p0rn!" ~Tomska 2018

the welcome to the black parade reference within like a min of the video-

When they were talking about the adjectives all I could think is “man sounds like smut/lemons written by 14 year olds”

I wanna know the whole thing for Scorpio. Because seeing “jism jackpot” got me curious.

All I can do, is wonder how different this content would be if it was women reacting. I so want to recreate this, oh god. Funniest thing ever.

0:10 You should get that checked out at your local GP

No longer age restricted?

I love the way that there are no recommended or similar videos underneath the description. It's litteraly just the video. Then the description. Then the comments 😂😂😂

“Wether the sun is shining or not. It always is, it’s the sun” For some reason that particular sentence cracked me up

i have a really bad cold because i almost drowned two days ago and watching this video made me laugh so much that i hacked up the BIGGEST ball of phlegm i have ever seen. that thing was huge, and bright-ass green. thanks tom!