discipline 

Tyler is disturbingly good at playing a frightened child.

In Markiplier’s mind: Chica gets an “actual” bedroom while Tyler gets this.

I think Markiplier is turning into Darkiplier

Why do I find that rock dinner so funny

The funny thing is that Tyler's older than mark

Remember how we used to say Mark would make a great father?

And I remember when people said Mark would be a good father

Wait, you mean to say that that's not how every kid is treated?

It's his pet named Steve.

That rock is filled with all sorts of minerals for a healthy growing boy!

Me: **forgets to bring lunch money** "Hey can you buy me lunch today?" My friend: 0:23

I think Mark's going insane

I like how he was trying so fucking hard not to laugh when Mark dropped the rock

In the end u can see Tyler suppressing a smile and omg that killed me lol

You see. This is actually a flashback from when Mark was a kid. He was too poor for proper food and room.

I'm kinkshaming

Tyler's whine is adorable

I'll call you daddy, Mark.

That's when we all realized *Mark would make a great dad*

Btw is that the 'nice' dinner?

Subtitles make the video a whole lot better.

Tyler is free elf Tyler need no master Tyler teaches Tyler

Fifty shades of Mark

"Dream Daddy"

marks going to be a great dad

* music dies as dreams are crushed *. 😂😂😂😂

"Breaking thing, Tyler?" "No, Markipapa." "Telling lies, Tyler?" "No, Ma-" *GET IN YOUR CAGE* -not the good one-

Markiplier would be a great father lol

I'm surprised at the lack of comments saying "kinky"! Good job internet!

10/10 parenting would parent again Also that is a very bouncy rock.

I love how the Son is taller than the Father

this is how porno intro's start

didn't know that Mark made fetish videos

Wait... Is that your pet named Steve?!?!

*This is torture for Tyler*

At lest he gets his vitamins and minerals

Ahahah the sutitle in portuguese says "Throws a stone and it causes an earthquake in Japan"

Doctor: "you have 29 seconds to live" Me: ~

This is why mark is gonna be a great dad someday

IM FEELING WEIRD FEELINGS AS TYLER ACTS OUT A SMALL FRIGHTENED CHILD O LORDIE

my friend watched this, turned to me and said "kinky" and I hit him

This reminds me of my childhood.

i am disturbed. but tyler sounds adorable

Still a better dad than John Winchester.

Darkiplier dad

0:26 Tyler I saw that little smile there don't try and hide it!

Subtitles with a twist: *glass breaking* (u h o h) (footage of lil tyler with intense music) Dadiplier: *So n?* Lil Tyler: _yea h?_ ( insert worrie d face) Dadiplier: *did you break this?* (still crossing his arms, looking like a badass father) Lil Tyler: _n o o o..-_ Dadiplier: *Dont lie to me...* (iNserts Johnny johnny yes PaPa vibeS) Lil Tyler: _i broke it-_ (yes child, admit the crimes you have comitted) Dadiplier: *alright, go to your ROom* (pOints and music startS) Lil Tyler: ರ╭╮ರ Dadiplier: *nO! not the nice one* ( w hat do you me an ) Lil Tyler: _ a w w w.._ (n oe little tyler! :( ) *footage of a grown "man" going inside a dog cage* Dadiplier: *tHats right.* (dad sass?) (Lil Tyler be frowning though..) Dadiplier: *by the way, heres dinner* (w t f are you feeding him-) *biG ThuD* Dadiplier: *eNjoy.* Lil Tylers dreams are crushed.

mark sounds like Wilford warfstache while he is turning into darkiplier.....WHY HAS IT COME TO THIS MARK!!!!!!!!!!

At least he didn't get the belt or the wooden spoon.

*Jack just stands there shaking his head* really, Mark

Now that's how you discipline your children XD

Okay... Not what I was expecting tbh XD

And this my friends is what happens when someone accidently breaks a plate at Marks house

dadiplier

“THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REALLY hecking QUICK

When Tyler first got to Mark's house he had a baby face, now he has a beard 😂

He keeps Jack in the nice one 😉😉

How to discipline kids. By best dad ever....... Markiplier. LOL

NOW THIS IS THE CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR

Sooooon?... **Bread Boys sounds intensify**

Daddy goals--I MEAN DAD...DAD GOALS? that's what i said 0_o

Dude, bro, when someone tells you, "Don't lie to me," you STAND YOUR F**K**G GROUND!

do i comment "kinky" or do i not

Tyler is such a bean

When you realise that a rock is more famous than you'll ever be.

Mark is red, jack is green, i was 8 seconds early, and I'm a smol bean.

that was the weirdest beginning of a porno I've ever seen.

This is the best johnny johnny video I have ever watched. I would say that it's better than any johnny johnny videos you can see in the internet.

You could say that dinner....rocks.

THATS SOME SEXY POINTING! (Watch with captions)

I'd like to role-play like that with Mark

All i can think of is that vine “That’s it, get on top of the fridge, get up there” ‘This house is a fUCKING NIGHTMARE”

Guys. I think Mark's going insane. Just... I can't.... what just happened?!?!

LOL Tyler looks so old for a child XD

*music dies as dreams are crushed*

Rewatching this in 2018. One of my favorite skits from 2016

😦 his crappy room is better than the one my parents gave me!

Such a responsible father. Marry me

one word for this video: unsettling

Is nobody gonna talk abt the captions "sexy point "goofy music starts" "whiny groan" "in hispanic accent" "music dies as dreams are crushed"

wow mark has a really big rock.

leaked spoilers of 50 shades darker

I feel like Mark is slowly going crazy

Tyler’s expression when Mark dropped that rock has me crying

Jesus Mark you scare me sometimes my god

I honestly expected more comments about how lowkey kinky this is.

Mark would make a great dad. 😐

I'm currently wheezing, thank you Mark and Tyler for this beautiful masterpiece. Mark's dad voice scares me.

Short and Funny XD

Mark would make a great father 😂

Ive fallen into the rabbit hole of these videos from mark and i love it

And the award for the Best Dad Ever is...-Maaaaaaaaatthias

Ok but Mark does make a great dad Don't let this video tell you otherwise XD

I would say wtf did I just watched but it's mark so I'm not surprised.

Mark cooked the rock, and Tyler could smell what was cooking.

Is Mark making shorts in between his gaming vids? If so, that's so cool!! ^.^

Now that Felix dies his hair blue mark, jack and him are the powerpuff girls! 😂

0:27 you can see him smiling ;D

Dem subtitles doe

What would happen if he didn't obey Mark?