a whirling dervish dishwasher (it's a pun on whirling dervishes, an islamic order famous for whirling dances, and possibly the popular song "Girl Friend of the Whirling Dervish") I found out about all that today :)
Man this is when Disney know how to make jokes the writing in this was actually pretty good for someone who doesn't like watching football the jokes in this was pretty funny if you're not a football fan
Who is the sportscaster there? He is also heard in "How To Play Football", as well as "Double Dribble" (on basketball). He also is heard in an episode of the Disney anthology series called "Moochie of Pop Warner Football".