@@Alfie_chat None of them Greg is too prideful of himself Rowley is a happy go lucky chuckle nuts Susan is too overbearing of Greg and Manny to worry about herself Manny is... A baby Roderick is a heavy metal jerk sometimes The teenagers would probably be killed out of sheer annoyance because, who wouldn't want then dead? Freggley is weird and probably be gotten rid of.
@@michaellaflotteron7665 right. both of those jokes are dirtier than the one chosen for this list. At this point, and Oedipus joke is tame. If he'd gone to see it with his mother, that'd be entirely different. Otherwise, it's a fairly tame reference. Hardly a filthy joke at all.
Ah yes, The Little Mermaid (1989), a kids’ movie that is jam-packed with adult content (it has two erections (or 2 x 2 or more if counting those from THICC muscle men like Prince Eric and King Triton) including Princess Ariel being naked THRICE (or more if counting the face that merpeople have no bottoms to cover their mertails unless you count submersion because some people think that water actually covers skin, I think it only moisturizers it but I think only fur, feathers, clothing or anything else non-liquidy can cover skin)
What's funny about Naveen that there's more Adult Jokes than we think. When talking to Tiana, Naveen croaks while flirting with her and saying "That's new". For those who don't know the "Croaking" is a male frog's "Mating Call" so to put it lightly... Naveen quite literally said F### me when speaking to Tiana. Have a goodnight folks.
I do have to say, the Genie's dirtiest joke ("I thought the Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon...") was one of the most underrated adult jokes in history.
Frozen 2 has a line just as worthy of crossing the sequel stream as Genie. Kristoff wearing a fancy suit to Anna's coronation: One hour. You get me like this for one hour. Anna: That's okay. I prefer you in leather.
Yeah, his is less of a joke and more like, the much darker tone of his entire song, which given that it ends in "Either let me r*** you or burn you to death, is less of a joke and more of a major "yikes." (I still adore Heaven's Light / Hellfire though.)
They shouldn't have even tried to adapt a book which's plot is based on sexual passion of a priest and a police officer to an underage street dancer girl, into a kids movie. Frollo and Phebis - they actually wanted her as a sexual object. Not to mention it ends up with a torture, an execution and a suicide. The story itself definitely has an R rating at least, and adapting it into a cartoon resulted in serious tone issues.
The church guy in Hunchback LITERALLY sings a song about lusting after Esmeralda, and THIS was the dirtiest thing you could find? Hitting below the belt!?!
I am honestly EXTREMELY surprised with the scene choice from The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I almost figured he would have went to the scene where Frollo was singing about possibly r*ping Esmeralda
@@debymello4756 yeah but there is that one scene where he's holding her from behind, sniffing her hair and grazing her neck saying in a deep groan that he's "imagining a rope around that pretty neck", to which she replies in disgust "I know what your IMAGINING..." That to me is the winner of this whole video! It's about as overtly sexual as it gets! And the r-word vibes make it so much worse! Even if you don't get the sexual overtones, you still understand that he intends to take advantage of and misuse her body in some way like he's gonna literally eat her or something which no matter how you interpret it, it's depraved AF!
The phallic-shaped tower on The Little Mermaid's VHS cover was actually unintentional. Instead, it was the result of a rush job from an artist who wasn't even a real Disney employee. He was only commissioned to design the art for the movie's 1990 VHS release. He didn't notice the mistake he had made until someone called him for questioning and pointed that out to him. So it was just an accident.
@@1992disney My source for that was a Disney employee. Disney stiffed the artist for the reworking of the painting and he put that in deliberately. It wasn't an accident and Disney has worked hard to cover that up.
Fun fact: in my country Italy, alcohol is considered a WAAAY lighter topic than in America - and no, it's not because we just give it to our kids as you would tell by watching the Simpsons. We're just not interested in it, maybe because food, sun and seaside give us alternative entertainment. I have never, ever heard alcohol jokes in my high school, let alone consider it an "adult" topic xD But for dirty jokes about sex... Gosh!! Those were basically the punctuation in the speech.
I have to say my favorite one that didn’t get brought up is from Emperor's New Groove when Kuzco is talking to Yzma about Kronk (when he's off saving the spinach puffs) 'He seems nice... So, he's what? In his late 20s?' Heavily implying that he thinks Kronk is Yzma's new boy toy. 🤣
Also Cronk-related is the scene where he is sleeping outside Yzma’s tent, with only a small tent placed over his belt line. Sight gag of Cronk pitching a tent.
I got a request: Disney Couples: Healthy to Toxic! You know like you did with Pixar Couples! I said “least healthy” because I don’t think these couples are 100% toxic! But anyway, I hope you consider it!
@@JonnyDarko602 I dunno about that. Beauty and the Beast was pretty wholesome. Tiana and Nadeen, Flynn and Rapunzel, Shang and Mulan, Tarzan and Jane, and Kida and Milo also make pretty good couples
The SI joint "joke" from The Jungle Book could also just be in reference to how low back pain is often centered on the SI joints. I would bet they're more saying that Kaa's back hurts from that whole ordeal. Also, "I've been burned by your before"... baby, they didn't just previously hook up, they're still hooking up, just this time his candles have literally burned her
I think the best adult joke in "Brother Bear" involves the two moose, Rutt and Tuke. After they fight and reconcile, Rutt tells Tuke the moment called for a pile of barley and amber weed, on a cool bed of malted hops. Barley, amber, and hops are all key ingredients in beer. Rutt and Tuke were voiced by Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas, respectively. They were best known for playing fictional brothers Bob and Doug MacKenzie on the Canadian sketch comedy series "SCTV", as well as in their movie "Strange Brew". They had also put out an album titled "The Great White North". Bob and Doug were often depicted drinking beer in all of their skits/sketches.
In Disney's "Descendants," when Doug, the son of Dopey of the Seven Dwarves, meets Evie, (the fairest of them all) the background music turns, ah, suggestive. Doug clears his throat and stammers, "Hi, ho!" An obvious reference to the Seven Dwarves song "Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work we go" and absolutely no other inference could be made from that, right?
My favorite wasn’t in here, there’s a scene in the lion king where Puumba is being chased by Nala and gets stuck in the roots of a tree. Timon goes to get him unstuck and says ”Why do I always have to save your- AAHH” and his sentence gets cut off by a scream when he sees Nala. (For those of you that don’t understand, this implicates the word “@ss” was cut off by Timon’s scream.) *edited because I realized the grammar was terrible
*I just got a kick from the little factoid that conservative who had hate for “The Lion King” had the last name “Wildman.” I get the feeling that behind closed doors, a home boy named “Wildman” would turn red and then crash through the wall anytime he heard “The Lion Kong” playing in the family den. Did SOMEONE SAY S E/F ?!?!??? “Oh, YyyeeeeAAHH!”
Oh noo he almost said ass. Who will think of the children? Who btw all got that joke, so why is it "adult humor" again? "Save your ass" is a common enough phrase.
After watching the entirety of this video and reading the comments, I can safely say that the people who made this compilation couldn't identify a dirty joke if it slapped them in the faces.
You forgot the line from 101 Dalmatians when all the dogs came home in which roger said “Pongo you old rascal” or something along those lines referring to the amount of puppies.
I KNOW, right??! I remember being pretty young when I saw 101 Dalmatians, & THAT scene where he called him a rascal really stuck out to me as being adult humor!!! (Like, that was one of the parts I remembered!)
I gotta say, as a grown adult with kids of my own who thought I was familiar with "Tall Drink of Water" I'm not entirely sure why it ranks higher on the naughty list than, say, being super-drunk. XD
@@timetraveller1233 As far as I've ever known and grown up with my whole life, a "tall drink of water" is simply a slang phrase for an individual who is tall with a positive connotation. That's its. With the tone it's used in, it's flirtatious, but that's hardly unique.
I've always heard "tall drink of water" being used in the context that the guy thinks that the girl is hot...... Maybe I'm wrong but that's what I've heard from my 5 older brothers
Oops. Wrong Aladdin sequel. Well at least I got the joke right. Never seen that sequel but I know about the joke. Is the movie itself good and should I give it a watch?
Funny enough, with Pixar, they would use the Yellow Snow joke as well, when the Abominable Snowman welcomed the two in his cave. He offers Mike snowcones, which were yellow. Mike looked disguested while Abominable Snowman tried to reason with that is lemon flavoured.
Also in ratatouille when linguini is trying to tell collette about remy and he says "i have a little.." and she looks down lol, if yk what i mean yk what i mean
"For those who are not anatomy buffs (like the guy narrating this video)" the main job of the sacroiliac joint is to carry the weight of your upper body when you stand and walk. It's got nothing to do with protecting your junk.
Especially ones PG-13-ish at most explicit that will most likely fly over the heads of the wee ones until they're old enough to know, like they did with me, yes?
The Hercules one is from an actual Greek tradegy one of the first ever Greek plays were Oedipus kills his father and marries his mother and then goes and has 4 kids with her
For the longest time, in the pink elephant scene I thought that the bubbles from the champagne were soap bubbles, and that if you drank soapy water you'd hallucinate.
@@kstormgeistgem461 I feel like you'd probably just unalive, since soap is made with lye, which is super toxic. But if it was fun you'd hallucinate, then keel over I suppose lol
I’m surprised Ariel’s bare assed scene didn’t make it. Even though it wasn’t a joke, but a product of her transformation, they definitely showed a zoomed out view to see how far they could take it.
Some of these were a stretch and the ones you did pick weren't always the dirtiest! My fav is the Hercules centaur dick joke. One that really did go over my head as a kid, and cracked me up as an adult.
I'd say for hunchback, Esmeralda's stripper pole dance would be first, especially with Frollo's and Phoebius' comments Frollo: Look at that that disgusting display 😠 Phoebius: Yes sir! 🤤
I absolutely love both brother bear movies always have and always will. When I was in high school I took advanced art and my teacher let us choose our subject matter just so long as we used what he taught us in it, and I did a drawing of Koda sitting on a cliff with mountains in the background along with a river and an eagle in the sky. What made me the happiest about that one though is I didn't even get to open my mouth when I turned it in before he said "oh you put Koda with Sitka in the background".
The rescuers scene was so hard to catch. My brother, 2 cousins and myself spent an hour looking for it. It is crazy that somewhere in the world some poor sap with kids in the room paused the movie at that EXACT frame.
I don't believe that was ever discovered in a regular screening, it's basically impossible. I'm guessing this has spread by word of mouth from the person responsible herself for the insertion. As "dirty" as it is, this is actually harmless, as it's impossible to notice.
I knew there was something wrong with the rescuers. That movie had my mind working overtime trying to remember what felt so wrong about it. Now I know. My poor dreams.
@@fluffsquirrel it was one of Disney’s darker movies. Having revisited it after 20 something years of not having a VCR thanks to Disney plus I’d say this one deserves more love than it got. Much better than it’s sequel
2:12 "Shortly before *Goob* uses Mini Doris to mind control one of Franny's frogs..." This has got to be one of the strangest sentences I've ever heard, and I've seen the movie.
Good video. However you forgot crucial moment- You already included "The Little Mermaid" and talked about the castle which I have never noticed that. But you didn't talk about Ursula's "body language" which was shocking for a so called kids movie.
I think this video is the first time yellow snow has been fully said why it's yellow. Every time I've seen it brought up its always assumed we know(which admittedly we all usually do)
The fact that they showed every part of Maggie and finished by saying "She's a model!" (Which she is, since she won several prizes) is simply the best scene every created
In the first Shrek movie, in the already sexual scene where Lord Farquaad is looking at the magic mirror’s image of Princess Fiona, the sheet slips down and he pulls it back up, ashamed. It seems that Shrek’s comment about his castle ‘compensating for something’ might have been untrue.
I think the scene in the second emperors new groove when Yzma try to get Cronk to help her, is worse. I mean it is SOOO obious now that I am older. I reacently watched it with a friend, and when those lines came I was like "WTF?", turned to my friend and was like "that was an adult joke, right?", and she was like "yup.". Like "this is a childrens movie, not here!"
Bill Murray Characters: Good to Evil Good: Bob Wiley (What About Bob) Neutral: Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters) Bad: Frank Cross (Scrooged) Evil: Ernie McCracken (Kingpin)
Disney is not as family-friendly like people think it is. There's plenty of hidden inappropriate references snuck into films that some people can notice, and some that don't.💁♂️🤰
oi, don't get me started! but the truth is, they do it on purpose. because how else could they expect the kids to get their parents roped into watching the things hundreds of times if there Wasn't something in there for them.
Yea, the whole scene in Nightmare Before Christmas where the townsfolk (especially the ladies) were basically fanboy/girling over him. That just delivered a tension of which I don't blame Jack wanting to get away from.
Encanto had two dirty jokes in it, both related to alcohol -The first is when Mirabel tells her family at Antonio's gift ceremony that there were cracks in the house and the magic was fading. Abuela tries to calm everyone by saying "the magic is strong! And so are the drinks!" -The second is during Isabela's engagement dinner when Dolores tells Camilo about Bruno's vision, causing him to panic shapeshift and getting his face stuck. Abuela sees this and immediately begins refilling Mariano's mother's wine glass while smiling awkwardly, as Felix asks Camilo to "fix his face"
1 point,. Perhaps a better candidate from Fantasia would be the Centaurs showering in the waterfall, where the girl is topless,or Chornibakh's released damned souls from Hell, stark naked.
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Actually, the thing about hands being a measurement to genitalia isn't a myth. It's just similar to how the foot is roughly the length of your forearm, or how your arm span is roughly the length of your height. Also, in The Lion King, the letters don't spell S E X, they spell the initials S F X.
@@cdogthehedgehog6923 How often have you seen someone with their feet next to their forarms to compare with? I'll bet you've never even tested that theory on yourself. If fair if you haven't, because it's not easy to contort your body that way. But it's true. And don't blame me, blame the actual scientists who confirmed this. It surprised me just as much as it does you. The difference between us is that I actually did test it for myself. And I doubt that the scientists and I just happen to have similarly proportioned feet/forearms. What you perceive as not being the same size is just an optical illusion. My shoesize is a size 11 1/2 men's. There's nothing unusual about that size now is there? In fact, test it for yourself that way. Take one of your shoes and compare it to the size of your forearm. Yes, the shoe will be better than your foot. But only be a couple of inches.
The thing is, the foot-to-forearm and armspan-to-height rules only work because they're comparing one set of bones to another set of bones. Whether someone has large bones or small bones, the proportions will still come out the same way. The reason hand size or foot size indicating male genitalia size *IS* a myth is because the male genitalia contains no bones (despite the term "boner"), and soft tissue is not obligated to have any relationship to bone size.
@@Storel79 Comparing male genitalia to foot size is a myth, since there is nothing indicating anything. But soft tissue has a limit to how much it can expand. And the male genitalia can in fact be determined by hand size. I'll grant that it's with a margin of error larger that the other measurements, but the tip of the thumb to the tip of the index finger is approximately the length of the genitals, and the index and middle fingers together is approximately the width. But you have a point about the soft tissue thing. the male genitalia has muscles. And like any muscle, it can be excersized, or even atrophied. But that's what makes the hand-to-genital comparison more interesting than the others, because of the lack of bones in the latter. And it's vestigial to the point where it's uncommon, and it's small and only at the base of the male genitalia. But some people do in fact have bones in their genitals.
Ya know in Beauty and the beast Gaston’s friend started to pullout plumette’s(fifi) feathers (she is a duster). Her feathers acts as a dress and pulling out her feathers seems like a way to ‘reveal’ her before lumiere punches Gaston’s friend for trying to reveal his girlfriend (or crush)
I feel he is tearing her apart or plucking out her feathers as he rips them from her skin like how the Chinese do to get down feathers to sell to us from live birds that they abuse. They don't kill them. They pluck them while they are alive and held upside down. Then they grow more feathers after being tortured in this way. And it happens again, until they are dead. You should become a vegan and not use things made from down. It's evil. Buy synthetic sleeping bags and coats. Not down.
So the judge said "Let me get this right Mickey you want to divorce your wife Minnie Mouse because she's crazy." He said "I didn't say she was crazy I said she was FUCKING GOOFY.
That's true, but then again it could've been more of Disney's double ententreds (I forget the word, I'm not French) because of the 'no count' thing. I hate finding out these kinds of things, but I also hate being made fun of for not knowing it. Ugh, the internet, a slight blessing and a massive curse. GOODBYE SWEET CHILDHOOD!
Please do a Ducktales reboot good to evil, most good: Santa, Launchpad, or Zan Owlson(the times she got mad were called for because she had to work with evil people with the minds of children and stubborn billionaires and actually cares for people and was doing a great job as mayor of Saint Canard), Grey: Gyro, most evil: Bradford.
You're totally stretching it with the Cinderella beads. He's probably flinching because his tail is hurting. If you were to yank on any animal's tail they'll either try to get away from you, or try to bite you.
Disney: We are recalling all 3.4 million copies of The Rescuers due to its brief but explicit frame of a topless woman in a window. 3.4 million owners of said movie: Eh... nope.
Tramp doesn’t mean what you think it means. Simply replace “tramp” with “rolling stone” and you have the definition. I just listened to the song and all she is saying is that he’s unreliable, he doesn’t stick around, but she still loves him. I don’t understand what’s dirty about that.
Many hilarious moments from splendid films! Such a fun compilation. Some of these I have seen very recently, and in some cases it has been far too long.
...? how is that "naughty", "dirty" or anything Vaguely adult? not nay saying you. that's what i had always thought that meant too. i just don't understand why it's on the list. i thought maybe it had a meaning i wasn't privy to.
"That two faced son of a jackal!" I saw Aladdin before I started kindergarten, and I was in high school before I realized Aladdin meant "That backstabbing son of a bitch!"
I always took the line. Yep, They're real As reference of her being a cow and that Cows are real. I have a dirty mind, but that genuinely never occurred to me
