Ditto's Daycare Dance ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ Star Coin Collector Remix by  

this song really speaks to you when your trying to breed a shiny.

I love the continuity all these videos have. Just noticed within the last bit of the video, planet popstar still has the giant gaping hole in it

Developers hate him: see how he got dozens of shinies using this one trick

E: entering daycare. G: generating eggs. G: going to space.

I was like "this is awfully wholesome for a terminalmontage video.." and then the egg rain came.

Being generous with the size of eggs and saying they're 2ft tall, it would take almost 388 quintillion (388,000,000,000,000,000,000) eggs to reach the edge of the galaxy from Earth

The Majora's Mask moon face on ditto is just a terrifying prospect

There is never gonna be another legendary animator like terminalmontage..

1:19 Yoshi mains when the opponent is offstage for 0.5 seconds

The trainer must be thinking "At least ONE of these must be shiny."

Ah yes, using your children as towers to get to the neighboring galaxies 10/10 parenting

I was caught off guard by Ditto's face changing from a derpy smile to a face of hatred and vengeance, seeing that woke me right up. It's at 1:30

the best part of the ditto is that he looks really happy and also not

I absolutely adore that whenever a scene takes place in space, no matter the context or circumstance, that I can trust that Luigi and the Jellyfish from Splatoon will make a cameo.

Nobody: Ditto: Can I offer you an egg at this trying time?

When the “raining eggs” scene finishes, for a split second Ditto makes an evil face

Legend has it, that ditto is still laying eggs to this very day, and not a single one is shiny.

Jesus: Sacrifices himself Everybody in Easter:

The part when Ditto was just smacking Snorlax's Fat Belly was amazing.

Gotta love how the trainer has 5 eggs instead of 6, cause the last spot in the party is probably occupied by a pokémon with Flame Body.

Me: Hmm... It's too friendly... Ditto: *Starts bombing* Me: Better

"What is my purpose?" "You lay eggs." "Oh God..."

This is the best thing.

1:15 i love how the music alligns with when the eggs fall from the sky!!

Jeremy when he realizes that Ditto is super easy to draw: "you are my most favorite creation"

I like how the trainer has 5 eggs in his bike basket. Because he has his 6th Pokemon slot filled by a Flame Body Pokemon x3 Great animation as always, Terminal! ^w^

Ditto’s family tree is looking like a human body. One egg per cell

I love how nonchalant Ditto is about destroying the Poke-earth, then moving on to other worlds to be an invasive species

I love how as the series progresses There’s still that giant hole in Dreamland

Trainer: How many kids you have Ditto: 15000

Sure everything about this video is perfect, but I don't see anyone talking about how smooth Ditto's moves are!!

We need an extended version of this masterpiece. Also, like that Red had five eggs with him while riding the bicycle since you need at least one Pokémon to fight for you.

“Wow this is actually the most wholesome video about ditto breeding I have ever seen-“ *Ditto engulfs the Earth and starts Egg-Meteor apocalypse * “Oh... Oh no...”

“The two don’t seem to get along together” 1 billion eggs later

I love how all his other Pokémon are cartoony and funny, but this is just everyday ditto, lol.

Ditto and Kirbo are literally the best TerminalMontage characters

this is a perfect representation of 80% of peoples gameplay after beating the game

This....is the most wholesome interpretation of Ditto breeding I’ve ever seen. I’m accepting this as canon now. All he needs is to touch the other Pokémon and use the DNA sample, and he can just magically create eggs with no trouble or energy spent

when Ditto's face appeared in the sky I thought he died and that was being shown all symbolically like in dbz when Goku does the same thing but the eggs started coming out of the pores(?) and I got even more concerned

Did anyone else notice that when eggs are falling on the city and it zooms on his face, the last frame his eyes go super psychotic, a really nice touch I didn't notice until now!

Arceus: Exists Ditto: Im about to end this man’s whole career

All pokemon except legendaries: Exist. Ditto: It's free real estate.

i love the small touch that the trainer only has five eggs in his basket on the bicycle. because in the games you must have at least one pokémon in your party at all times.

I can't begin to imagine how many eggs you had to copy and paste

1:12 Ditto's gigantamax form

What Nintendo wanted ditto to be: a Pokemon that can transform into anything What ditto is: egG

Can we appreciate the flip at 0:51 ? It’s so good

January, February, March: *absolute hell* Ditto, when April rolls around: “Can I offer you a nice egg during these trying times?”

why do so many terminalmontage videos end in things flying off into space

I just want to say I really love how far this channel has come. I remember the first video i saw was something about yoshi's island and i remember i had never laughed so much at a video before, to the point I couldn't breathe. I just want to say thanks for being one of the only places on this platform where I am genuinely excited when another video comes out. Thanks for the quality content and I look forward to seeing more videos (especially ones like this)!

Based off of this video, I created a massive custom ditto poster, with a ditto mountain and 27 other dittos, and have built a diorama of a giant ditto engulfing a city. Thank you

Pros of having a ditto girlfriend : - Infinite supply of eggs for breakfast - Space travel - Breeding an entire army of your own children with perfect IVs Cons of having a ditto girlfriend : - Those eyes...

“Yes hatch those eggs my minion” -Ditto’s captions 2020

Ditto is love, Ditto is everything.

Whoever did the captions, I love you

Can we get ten minutes of ditto tapping snorlax’s stomach? It’s just too cute

Apparently Ditto can learn more than just transform, he also knows "Dance", "Attract" and *BOMBING EGG*

The subtitles make it all the more better. "Yes. Hatch those eggs my minion"

While a bit late, I like how this is shown to be the Alolan daycare and it just reminded me of the countless times the lady there said “ your Pokémon was holding a egg, mystery how it got there”

When you try to get a single shiny

I like how he’s consistently animated popstar to have a hole in it ever since something about kirby superstar

This is how much eggs I needed to get perfect IV’s

Watching this I expected the Ditto to be the one suffering, not humanity. How foolish was I.

Ditto: I am aware of the effect I have on women

I love how Ditto’s face becomes *SATAN INCARNATE* for 1 frame at the end of the egg bombing.

Ditto is the true egg Pokèmon, not Chansey or Blissey.

I play this video every time I begin hatching eggs with my masuda Ditto now

Me: "So no loud warning? No creepy faces?" Me at the very first frame of 1:30: "Okay now this is a Jeremy's video."

All of those eggs hatched but still no shiny

the last frame of when ditto is the sky at 1:30 is ditto's true feelings

Impossible challenge: count every single explosion this guy has ever put in his videos

0:30 He only has 5 eggs in his party, the last slot is saved for the flame body mon.

Everyone saw that bit at 1:30, Ditto. YOU ENJOY ALL THE KILLING

Please everyone for the love of god turn on your captions when watching any of TerminalMontage’s videos. I’ve been going through a rewatching them because I discovered the captions.

I love the image of ditto pooping eggs so hard it propels itself into the sky

so this is how ditto got into outer space and was able to survive the pokemon battle royale until the very end

Imagine showing this to someone who knows nothing about the mechanics of Pokemon breeding

"I will eliminate all mortals in this Universe, and ALL Universes, and recreate it in my image! The image of... _E G G."_ Zamasu got nothing on Ditto.

I actually love the process of breeding ideal pokemon. I really hope that they don't remove it in future games. If I can't breed my shiny Don Juan ditto with every pokemon in existence and he can't stamp every egg with a real of "A Really Good Egg" approval, I may just cry. Also it's probably safe to ay that 95% of all pokemon in existence in the wild are the product of some pokemon trainer mass breeding a pokemon and releasing them.

1:13 this is how I want pokemon to end

1:11 I love how the first couple eggs that fall are synced perfectly with the music.

Ditto: What is my purpose? Trainer: You breed. Ditto: Oh my Arceus.

You know, with this video, the end of the first Pokemon Battle Royale makes more sense, cause Ditto was in space

1:11 "Wait, It's all ditto?" "Always has been."

1:53 super hidden luigi in space Watch in 0.25 and you will see it Upper right

I love how ditto when goes to space and it goes out of Akala where is the nursery. Thats some little details that only a true fan of pokemon knows.

only you could add this many explosions to this adorable song

I expected a cute song about ditto. I instead got the End of Evangelion.

Gen 1 Ditto: (is useless) Gen 2: (introduces breeding) Ditto: It's free real estate.

1:18 Yes it wouldn't be TerminalMontage video without some form of destruction.

I remember a time that me and a friend listened to this and vibing on a chill afternoon

Plot Twist: Every one of those eggs are actually Bad Eggs.

Parents: "Only pack the essentials." Me: *Gently stuffs Ditto into my suitcase*

Breaking News: First pokemon in space is a ditto who is just vibin

I like how you made it look like he enjoyed it not like most other depictions of daycare ditto where they hate life

Alternative title: Ditto causes the the third impact

ive done the math... alot of math ok so first i set some ground rules, things that are only possible to calculate, so i did the pile of eggs at 0:15 and the "im going to space" at the end. so my life is simple... (i had hoped) so a ditto is 30.5cm in height and (assuming is round) width, and looking at the eggs it... births... i concluded that the eggs are of similar height and the width was around 2/3 of ditto, so 20cm. those are the dimensions i'll be using. so the volume of the egg was... difficult to find so i just went for the volume of an ellipsoid, 4/3 pi abc, 4/3 pi 30.5 x 20 x 20 = 51103.24cm^3 (im staying in cm for the first part). so the pile of eggs... i first decided to count the number of eggs in the circumference and dividing by 2 pi to get the radius which will be useful, so counting the the number of eggs on one side 21 x 20 (width of egg) = 420 (blaze it) x 2 = 840 / 2 pi = ... 133.69cm... which i didnt agree with... so i went with the much MUCH easier alternative, a ruler. so measuring ditto as 1.5cm in width and measuring against the width of the pile, 20cm, and scaling 30.5cm the pile has a radius of 203.33cm (because i like chaos :). so since the pile is in the shape of a cone, i went with the cone formula for the bottom half pi r^2 h/3, the problem was the height h, but thanks to thy humble ruler, t'was simple task, so h = 254.17 and the equation goes pi 203.33^2 x 254.17/3 = 11004132.93cm^3, divide by volume of eggs 51103.24cm^3 to get the number of eggs on the cone to get 215.33 eggs, but thats just the cone, i then used the formula of a cylinder to get the top bit, the height h was 91cm the area of the cylinder is 20781.98cm^2 times them together to get a volume to 1901551.58, divide by 51103.24 to get 37.21 eggs... then i counted the rest cause it seemed appropriate. so i know that round objects dont stack well so i rounded down the numbers to 200, 35, and the eggs i counted was around 20 meaning the pile at 15 seconds into the video is..... roughly 255 eggs... i can go further so 1 egg takes 257 steps to hatch, i know this as a darumaka can be seen at the beginning which came out in gen 5 and every game after gen 5 has been 257 steps... at this point i became infatuated at which pokemon daycare this was like... WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU??? your gen 5+ so i thought hey... am i just being dumb or? then i realised it didnt matter to the greater good so i went back to my calculator. so 1 egg = 257 steps you can mitigate this by holding a pokemon w/ flame body and holding 5 eggs to get 5 eggs = 128 steps, so 255 eggs = 6528 steps, being on a bike means you speed along at 3 steps per second so hatching all of those eggs takes (6528 / 3) / 60 = 36.27 minutes... honestly not that long, but this is only for maximum efficiency so it would probably an hour or so idk... but now for the fun part :) eggs to space... oh boy so i slowed down the video to see how many eggs this thing was spewing out and i came to the conclusion that the egg production rate was 3.5 eggs per second or 1.07m/s or for the sake of my sanity... 3.85km/h. so, the first place we see ditto go is the exosphere which is 10,000km away from earth divide by 3.85 to get 2597.4 hours or just 108.23 days to travel... and now... the solar system...i decided to do our favorite dwarf planet pluto because everyone likes pluto... pluto is 5.9x10^9km away from earth so we divide again be 3.85... to equal... 1532467532 hours or 63852813.85 days or 174939.22 years or (skipping a step) 174.94 millenia... i can do better so remember how 5 eggs = 128 steps and you can do 3 steps per second :) well, 1.1x10^11 eggs = 1 millenia, therefore 1.1x10^11 x 174.94 = 1.93x10^13 E G G S and we can see how long it would take to hatch the little abominations, (1.93 x10^13 / 5) x 128 = 4.94x10^14 steps divide by 3 because 3 per second and it = 1.65x10^14 seconds or for the sake of everything 5015.88 millenia... MILLENIA... JUST UNEQUIP THE GOD DAMNED OVAL CHARM YOULL NEVER MAKE IT PLEASE NO MORE EGGS IVE ALREADY EATEN, IT TOOK ME 4 HOURS TO GET TO THIS NUMBER AND TOO MUCH INVESTED RESEARCH , NO ONES EVEN GOING TO SEE THIS COMMENT... but if you do... tell me which game the daycare is from... its the only thing i couldnt find... Edit: thanks fartingspider and octobliz for the location. Now, I was interested in a question... what about the chances for shiny pokemon? So the normal rate of finding a shiny is 1/8192 and the highest efficiency method of finding a shiny (the masuda method) grants 1/682 (and i mean, I'm stretching the meaning HIGHEST) So the first pile 255/8192 for normal rate, you have a whopping 3% chance of finding a shiny... and the masuda method 37% Now for the good part :) (1.98x10^13)/8192 has a 235595703100% percent chance of you getting a shiny and... the masuda method... (1.98x10^13)/682 is 2.83x10^12% chance so yeah, you'll get your shiny... or you could be really unlucky... Oh well :) Edit the 2nd: the Maths strikes back. It has come to my attention that I forgot how to probability, so the "%" weren't supposed to be there so just divide everything by 100 to get the right answers, instead of "3%" out of those 255 eggs 0.03 of them would be a shiny, 0.37 for the masuda method. 2355957031 for the tower normally, and 2.83x10^10 should be shiny, again it's all up to chance...

*Ditto:* [lays a lot of eggs until the end of the Universe] *Yoshi:* _YOU DARE USE MY OWN SPELL AGAINST ME, DITTO!!!_

I once cried while watching this when I was younger because of how wholesome and cute it was....-

Is ditto going for Arceus at the end there? "COME HERE ARCEUS LET ME COPY YOU MY BOY"