DJ Hero but I am no hero 

Not all heroes wear capes. _Some wear 4 sunglasses at once._

"It allows me to fullfill the male fantasy: being socially accepted" Too true, Kevin, too true.

Thanks to Kevin, "feck" has become a part of my everyday vocabulary. I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

"I don't understand why they wouldn't teach me this in the tutorial that I skipped." I think that this quote sums up this channel pretty well.

In the midst of all the mayhem, Jim Pickens appeared. I feel comforted.

I- I HAVE A FRIEND??? YOU WON'T REGRET THIS MISTER DJ KEVI SIR

"You may miss important information if you skip the tutorial. Are you sure you want to proceed?" "YES! ...what the hell is a crossfade?"

Kevin: has microphone on his headset Also Kevin: uses second microphone to strangle himself

OH MY GOD DJ KEVO AT A FUNERAL PLAYING "ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST"

Callmekevin but he's gonna blast despacito at my funeral

“It allows me fulfill the male fantasy... being socially accepted” LOOOL

''Euphoria activate!'' That sums up this video and your channel so well

next funeral I attend i am hiring you to play during the church service!

“Do you think anyone’s having a good time? Cause I’m filled with anxiety and this isn’t even a real party” I’ve never heard truer words. I didn’t like those games cause i felt like i was inconveniencing people that didn’t even exist

Well if its legally binding...I GUESS we could be friends

'It allows me to fulfil the male fantasy... being socially accepted' Oh trust me that's the female fantasy too :(

0:37 how to be able seeing solar eclipse without getting blind

When DJ Kevi, the 1.9m subscriber count RU-vidr, walks in, Marshmello and deadmau5 get scared.

Kevin: I'm gonna kill myself. Me: oh no. Kevin: by accident I should add. Me: oh ya that's fine

“London isn’t even a town it’s a city” Que hysterical laughing

Hahaha funny video Kevin Can I please see my kids now

Sees Kevin come onto screen. Kevin: Hey fellow kids. Me: Oh god.

4:45 Sounds like Ron's constant tiredness is slowly rubbing off on Kevin

5:26 “Why be at an real party, when you can be at a virtual one.” Kevin predicted the entirety of 2020.

"Yes let's make this a party there's you and...and me" - Kevin a definitely not socially akward person.

Kevin:gets one star Also Kevin: I did well let’s end the video

Kevin, you're looking quite hip and funky fresh today.

Kevin: you have to be friends with this Me: ok I'm cool with that. Hanging out with Kevin honestly sounds really fun

Thanks for the tip of practicing safe electrical, electricity practices. I might’ve died without that tip.

"Why be at a real party when you can be at a virtual one?!" One year later, this has aged extremely well.

What an intro, I’m already intimidated because of how cool you are

“his confidence is peakin’” *nods as his hat slowly slides off*

I can't think of a better way to go out - the tag line for Kevin's funeral DJ hire service

Nothing but respect for MY president, DJ Kevi

So today we aren't friends? I'm finally free!!

THE PARALYZE JOKE MADE ME CHOKE IN MY WATER AN CANT BREATHE WHILE LAUGHING ALSO SPILL ALOT OF WATER

DJ Kevvy more like dj bore ragnarok haha gottem Please play goldeneye 64

i can't believe i laughed out loud on "are you ready... *pauses to dramatically take off the glasses* to rock!" joke

Day 1 of asking for DJ Kevi to remix ring of fire

You know a forehead is big when it can fit four glasses at once.

Kevin has now agreed to DJ at our funerals, verbal contract.

I love how Kevin had to get the huge mic while he already had a mic on his headphones.

Kevin could definitely fit more sunglasses on his head

DJ Kevi 4 eurovision 2020 With 5 sunglasses he MUST have 2020 vision, he could totally win this

I’ll hire you for marrying me Kev! Just need you to sign some totally legit papers

How many glasses are enough??????? Kevin: *Yes*

Kevin, wearing 3 sunglasses is my new favorite trend, thank you

Bruh Kevin singing American boy was the absolute highlight of my day

*cant press a button* VIDEO GAMES ARE SO HARD

"I'm no hero, never was, never will be." -Solid "Kevin" Snake, 2019

Day 1 of asking Kevin to bring back Baking Bad! :D

Kevin can you dj my funeral? I want nothing but Ring Of Fire on repeat, your vocals... can you also play the drums? All 3 at once would be lovely. 😊

Kevin: uses copyrighted music RU-vid: wait that’s illegal

09:08 "A B C, I caan't see noow" 09:44 "if this isn't euphoria, i don't know what is." 09:47 *complete silence* Kevin: "lemme show you what its all about"

No one Kevin: ìm ä Dj!¡

"It just sounds like I'm breaking the record." That's what DJs do, they scratch the record to make those noises😂😂

So when are they going to release DJ villain? Where is the equal representation for people like Kevin and I?

9:46 *music stops* *picks up mike like a boss* "let me show you what its all about" -kevin 2019

can you DJ at my funeral? it’ll be tomorrow at 7pm but only if it suits you. thanks x

Callmekevin *one of the rapper that Eminem was to afraid to diss*

If I die... Please, someone hire Kevin to sing at my funeral

Actually i'm happy to have this 1 friend , thanks DJ Kevi :D

day 69: DJ Kevi has found my hiding place I must go as fast as possible he`ll make me listen to his remixes if I don't

How can one video hold so much chaotic energy

Bore Ragnarok Day of the year: 150 Consecutive Bore Ragnarok counter: 151 Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload) Days without videos: 1 04.15.2019 Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1 Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)

*In case you didn’t know, this is exactly how being a DJ works: the glasses are like military stars, they represent the talent, the more a Disk Jockey earns, the more authority he has.* *_So far I’ve never seen someone at the level of Kevin, he must be the legendary Scratcher of the prophecy._*

“I do funerals” -Kevin 2019

Kevin: That’s great! I feel like I’m... Me: A real DJ? Kevin: CLeAnINg! Me: Wut. 2:45

This was just a beautiful master piece 😂

I like how he asked "what the hell is a Crossfade?" And then cross-faded into showing his face.

goddamn i love you for posting everyday

This is by far the most I've laughed from watching your videos, watching you sing and DJ at the same time was amazing.

I would hire dj kevvy for my funeral. $50 and unrestricted access to the buffet table.

"WHAT THE HELL IS A CROSSFADE??" Oh you poor, sweet, sweet, innocent Kevin.

Kevin are you Johnny cash and is his a marketing scam

I'm in uni and I'm literally watching this while everyone's partying outside. Kevin, mah boe, you're not alone. (Btw I really wanna see Kevin play Guitar Hero now.)

Somehow I knew Kevin would do a classic Irish goodbye even at virtual parties

9:20 if the actual Dj was Kevin and he was doing this i would be concerned 😂

Being- Kevin A Rookie DJ Legend- Kevin with Golden Chain, Shades, Headset, Rad Hat

Seeing Kevin come up with his own DJ name made my day :')

you're awesome Kevin!! And if you add the scores together you got 100 % :D

I have some ideas for DJ Jim Pickens name... DJ Pick DJim DJ pickles DJ Jim Jimmy P Picky Jim Sunny Jim (he can only be called that if he wears at least 4 pairs of sun glasses) I think you get the idea

Day 6 of asking Kevin to play The Fairly OddParents: Breakin’ da Rules That no-one understands

gosh I love Kevin XD when I'm having a bad day I can just click on one of his vids and just laugh my butt off XD

Day 1 of having amnosia

Kevin, you don't need to impress me. I would be genuinely honored to be friends with someone like you.

This is my favourite video and I haven't even see the video yet

I think I’m the only one who would find it hilarious to have Kevin DJ my funeral

Day 1 of asking Kevin to play JUST DANCE

I need to watch more of Kevin when I'm drunk 🤣🤣 He's brilliant

He’s the Hero we deserve. But he’s not the one we need right now.

Love how u have your green screen just as your background

if you ever wonder why Kevin has so many glasses its to look in the mirror at his pale face (or use light mode)

Had me dead when the man's started jamming Estelle

at :19 you should have said ARE YOU READY FOR THE KEVI

I used to play this game non stop, this is BY FAR the best video on RU-vid, I can't stop laughing

umc has claimed this video Kevin: YOU CLAIM EVERY VIDEO

9:16 - it’s obv licky boom boom down but dj kevi says otherwise 🤣

I don't know what to say, Kevin. ..It just suddenly dawned upon me how cool you are 😮 ..🤩

"my rap career is off to a rough start" is a very good quote