DND The Unexpectables 82: Law and Orun 

19:35 "Are we just retconning clothing at this point?" "...yes." Never change, Connor

This week the Unexpectables take on their most frustrating, difficult, exhausting, most horrible challenge yet! POLITICS! *Insert Scary Music*

Panic, pick up Leomund's Tiny Hut spell for the trip. Underrated spell. I swear to Orrin!

2:06:30 *Cuts to Azrah throwing a guy through a window* Azrah: TELL ME WHAT I WANT!

At the early mention of Ribs - I feel like if the unexpectables got an animated series a la Legend of Vox Machina, most of the animation would be decent but then the food would be just the most absurdly gorgeous thing ever.

1:13:10 - I'm only a little bit disappointed that one of the swords wasn't named "The Best Defense". (Edit: Fixed the timestamp)

Nobody expects the Alavastian inquisition!

1:46:16 "Oh what is that Th-The-The-The murder weapon?! Get off their dick!" fucking killed me

*Andy Dwyer face* Solly employs the Unexpectables?! That's awesome!!

One of these days I'd love to see Monty's prep process. Her ability to create such a detailed world with so many unique characters is nothing short of impressive. I have to know whether this is just an amazing talent or witchcraft.

I hope Greckles does apologize to Solly for his behavior before eventually...

You know, it's funny. Task is the smallest of the group, but because he uses a bow he must be the strongest. Because the draw weight on a longbow is 120 lbs (90 kg), so he has to be strong enough to benchpress an adult man. A bow is not the weapon for someone lacking strength.

Task literally gives all his money away to npcs then holds the party hostage over it xD

And now, for the Phantom Menace reshoot you didn't know you wanted.

I WANT A FIGHT BETWEEN AZRA SAHAR AND TIENGO

56:38 "Harry Potter?..." I was imagining this so hard 🤣 I swear Goblet of Fire to the max

Bosco: Mentions Gilneas Me: *scared worgen noises* Darius Crowley: dEfEnD ThE GaTeS

Task/usopp: I AM CAPTAIN TASK I RUN OVER 8000 MEN AND AM THE LEADER OF THE TASK PIRATES!

"and inside of the box is a little bell" i small a konosuba reference comin... "i assure you if you lie... **he points to the little bell**" I FUCKING KNEW IIIIT!!! love it. carry on.

3:35:00 *Elsewhere* Village: "Where's our idiot?"

Log's vestments better have a big ass pine cone pope hat.

1:17:35 "Caboose what did i tell you about that."

Monty needs some fun once in a while, and I'm so glad she slid that choice Vine reference in.

Hey it was wonderful seeing "nice cool guy" Brorc Bronzfang again. I like him more than the other two Brorc Bronzefangs.

21:01 Top 10 Biggest Anime Betrayals

So I’m glad that Monty seems to be combining a lot of the antagonistic groups together. I think it makes it easier for both the players and audience to keep track of and both lightens and puts more on the load for the crew to deal with. Sure these groups are stronger together, but now they have one center point to focus on. Also this episode kinda not really fixes a problem I’ve had with the campaign so far of the unexpectables not really feeling like they actually matter a lot in the grand scheme of the story. Out of character I know they do, but in universe it sometimes just doesn’t feel like they really matter all that much and like so many others could do what they do. This episode shows the universe recognizes what they do.

I could see Greckles jamming out to Skillet or Thousand Foot Krutch

Disguised Borky = Human Shrek

39:40 is that Gallywix? Edit: Vasco... Gilneas is the werewolf city. Kazan are were giblins are from

I like the idea of having a one-shot of a mercenary group doing a job for unexpectable but if money had more Dm's we could follow them while doing unexpectables hell if enough DMS turn it into a community unexpectable on top everyone else trying to rise to there level

2 episodes in the same week? Witchcraft.

Tiengo meme went full circle

So, Borky is now wearing flayed changeling. Looking forward to Avryman putting a hit on him.

Wait...those swords are basicaly keyblades with a twist in names

@ Taka when disguises as Tiengo: No! Its never quick! there is always consequences, its never what you expect, don't do anything that can spiral out of your control.

I love how they broke character for the Tiengo part. If it had actually been him and they didn't know it was Borky above game they would have immediately shit their pants and all went into defensive mode instead of "How can I help you" or "Task sits on the side not giving a shit"

Finally, they're going to a different continent completely unrelated to Alivast. Been waiting a while for this.

Doing my best to catch up to the current episodes. I know she is a minor npc, but I wouldn't mind seeing more of Abacus. Her slight reaction to one of the swords was something I didn't see coming.

Finally Greckles Backstory! It’s not a lot but I’ll take what I can get (Goomba’s witch Ninja vid on Greckles is what got me into this series, nice to hear some hints of lore)

Totally sad that I'm listening to this today rather than live as I would have loved to put my hat into the ring for a merc for hire for the Unexpectables! I adore the world you have all built and shaped over the series!

Starts at 15:08

The second that Bell came out, I knew it was to detect lies thanks to seeing it in konosuba. Still that's very effective as you can't fool that.

15:10 game starts

I'm guessing the one off thing for finding their stuff is gonna be for certain people that monty knows/can get some help from. let's hope they don't screw up.

(spoiler?) Gotta get caught up, jocat guest stared on today's stream, I'm on ep 48... In it for the long haul. Wish me luck. Or dont. Anyone reading have a wonderful day

I remember this EP, I had been chomping at the bit to learn about Alavast’s legal system.

Gone but forgot Remy hopefully see you after this next arc

Skarbles is like a roomba that goes everywhere getting all the trash for her hoard lol

I was about to flip all sorts of desks if they backpeddled from their promise to Log after everything he has done. DX

I was thinking during the tribunal someone in the council would get assassinated

1:38:53 that was the coolest voice Bascow (don’t know if I spelled that right?) has ever produced

...Monty quoted a vine and I'm so freaking happy

16:07 descriptions of the party’s tribunal wear

borky is a true team player

Time to enjoy some delicious racism and supernatural enemies. Also, possible Blood Hunter incoming

Think of being Hugh Mann.

If you turn your the image of dracadia enough, it looks like a deformed Duolingo bird.

OMG them changing bosses is the best thing ever, fanart spoiled it for me but I was waiting for this to happen

I heard that Jocat guest stars in the next episode of the unexpectables. I wonder if he's the person that they're supposed to find, but that sounds too easy and quick because the adventure just started. Maybe they should get some more guests later on like Dingo Doodles or Matt Mercer or Runesmith!

Im so sad that the party above gamed borky being tiengo. They normally tread lightly around him. But you know, meta game

the 12 swords remind me of the book series called the 12 swords

Thank you sir

Man this session fucking rocks.

"Pushing back the end." ...Well, shit.

I don't think Tiengo is going to be happy when he hears about this.

Shame about Bosco leaving, IDK if he came back eventually, but I can get how hard it is to get everyone together

1:39:00 technically that wasn't a lie. Panic only said who posted the quest, not who wanted them to do this.

man its been a while since i watched this. time to binge and catch up, cause a certain character comes back in the latest episode. i'm also gonna have to catch with lani and tfs...

Sweet! Love this show!

Trials and Tribunalations

Lol we all now know monty is a mercy main

Running Bloodborn.exe

Remy is officially better in Chess than the Silver King

That bit with borky though im gonna fucking piss myself 😂

I love these guys. And I love the new guest.

road trip, time to franchise the sweet dragon

Gaijin with sekiro its probably better to record episodes of you playing to put on youtube, that or have someone look at chat for you or setup one of those bot voice things to read them to you

Hire hand dnd? Hell yeah!

I wonder if Cliff has history with the Iron Tramplers.

Its the middle of the night and i have midterms. Monty you mad women you. Anyway keep up the good work 😄

YES! PRAISE THE MACHINE GOD, PRAISE THE OMNISS- uh...I-I mean OREYARA

This was a good episode

Was I the only one who was half expecting the MRA guy was related to Scarbles.

I expect to see that temple up and running!

Rewatching: 3:30:00 funny how I’m actually watching this on April fools day and they mention it.

I tried to watch live but twitch was screwy and takahata and Goomba and Bosco and Monty and Zito.Snake I appreciate the laughs and good times thanks for the great story telling and reinvigorated my DND stuff I am looking for a group and can you get roll 20 on phone?

2:37:00 break ends

Well, I hope that the next one shot would allow for fans to participate in the shenanigans that occur in the background.

Jo already gave a spoiler on whats about to come :(

15:08

Actual Start Time is 15:07

*Tiengo will remember that*

Napoleon was 5' 7"

OBJECTION!

How do I join the discord?

Say friend & enter.

Thanks gods there were no hard politics. If it were so it may have been really hard to process

Edward is gangster

I got two more characters that would be perfect for this world: - Erebus (male) and Aether (female) - both are human mutants - Erebus is a paladin of Orun, and Aether is a cleric of Illunay - Erebus’s mutation allows him to see passed bright light, and Aether’s mutation allows her to have night vision - Bios: . Erebus is from Paraton as a member of “The United Clergy of Orun” . He went off against his superior’s will towards a small island off the coast of the isles of Paraton (at night) . Where he encounters Aether who’s adopted to a tribe of Kua-Toas . Aether reveals to Erebus that this island that hold ruins of a temple that gives homage to both Illunay and Orun . It’s then reveals there signature choice of weapons, Erebus wields a small shield and a claymore infused with monochromatic fire, and Aether wields a blunt mace and big, yet light gong-like shield infused with prismatic water . Erebus’s superiors discovered this treachery and invaded the island . Erebus and Aether managed to hold them off long enough that the tribe of Kua-Toas and even themselves managed to escape off the island on a coincidentally abandoned ship -Double D

So I want to play blade wielding "Gene Starwen" like character for a 3.5. I am thinking of interchangeable enchanted gems in the hilt with a 3 charge maximum. Kinda like Nero's sword in Devil May Cry. Questions are... What would be restrictions to the blade, and the enchantment on the gems? What level would player have to be to become proficient in said weapon? What class/race would benefit best with such a weapon? What would you call such a weapon? My idea: Dantevious Porter Male Redguard Ranger Bastard sword Elemental Rumbler (Genso Ranburu) This blade is able to be enchanted with specific gems placed in the hilt. When placed in the hilt you have the option to activate one of two abilities. 1.The attack is able to be used either three times at 1 d8, twice with one being one d8 while the other is two d10, or once with an explosive strike of three d12. (Warning: when using the third strike it become an area effect in a 5' diameter of strike point. Dex. save 15. If save take half. If the wielder of weapon uses the third option in hand he must make a STR check 15 to hold weapon, Dex. save 15 for half damage and 19 for no damage. If Dex save is 19 or higher the holder gains an intimidation check plus 3.) 2. The area effect is used like the attack. However it expands over 5', 15', or 30' in diameter of the strike. Each elemental gem doing different effects for a duration of 1, 3, or 5 rounds. (Warning: Both Ally and enemy are affected by the spell. Each person much make a Dex save 12 or STR check 15 or be knocked prone. As long as person is in affected area the take one d6 damage each round and is considered in rough terrain and is at half speed. Depending on area affected the spell last as long as DM/GM deems it.)