DND The Unexpectables 88: Hard to Swallow 

Anyone else notice how Panic's "w's" have more strongly become "v's" since Tracadia? Maybe a manifestation of the vampire bite having lasting effects, even though it was cured.

God I love how long the Coconut jape ran.

"War is expensive. Not war is.... not." Borky is truly a man of great knowledge.

Wow who knew Borky's greatest opponent would be the Angry Watermelon Coconut.

Task is going to build a Rat Defense Force. I can’t breathe

I played my first D&D campaign this weekend and had a ton of fun with some great people. Thanks for getting me into this great hobby

Just imagining this lovely group as a bunch of dorky Beholders having fun and a good time, as they control some adventurers from another plane.

"... and I'll tell you right now, I am fully of the belief that Lichdom is not a morality choice, but a career path." -Zeto 2019 THATS WHAT I WANNA DO FOR MY CHARACTER DAMMIT

need to get into the underdark huh, i am sure with enough copper you can find someone to dig the hole for you and pay someone with goat legs to help u with maps

"hey Billy, what's your favorite unexpectables episode?" " I like the one where they talk about eating fruit for a reeeeeally looooong time!" (I jest, you guys rule)

1:47:00 - "Borky, for Gods' sake, let me help you!" "NO! It's gotten _personal_ now!" 2:46:10 - "Can Borky just yell something?" If he wasn't going to yell "do a flip" or "do a barrel roll", I'll be very disappointed. (2:48:48 - So I'm a _little_ disappointed, but also a little impressed that he had the same idea.) 2:47:31 - What I would have done is wait until I was in range of the ground and Doored to the street, but horizontally so I'd slide instead of splat. 3:44:57 - "A _lot_ of stuff happened this session!" Mostly to you!

The food network should just have a show where Monty describes food

So nice and cute to see Hellina talking so much about Panic, a person she was initially terrified of by merely being near him.

If they go underground there's a guy they could bring who loves holes. Underdarks one of the largest they'll ever be in.

The coconuts from Moana. A minions-esque movie, but instead of the euro-gibberish, it's all just juba-dancing coconuts with subtitles. *slappity-slap knock knock* (Are we there yet?) *knock-a-knock slappity slap-a-slap rattle rattle SMACK* (No)

2:23:08 Well we now know what Zito is going to be using in TFS at the table.

I'm happpy for Log and the constructs, I wanna see Hasrad's reaction to the temple

All of the Kobalds in my game world are Zito Kobalds. I use the generator to make tribes and everything...my players purposely avoid them because they think they're all "up to something".

I can't believe Hassrod had transitioned from a sketchy individual to a precious SNEK. XD

"it looked so sad and alone at the edge of the universe.....didnt it monty?" *party laughs* I get that reference xD

The Subway jokes at 1:23:45 always kill me inside a little, cause I work at one and I feel attacked

In an alternate universe borky's just like 'yeah it's me wielder just come here a seco-" then YEET out the window

21:20 she's living in a fairy tale! What a wonderful outcome for that character. I really loved this letter.

As someone who worked at subway I am totally baffled....by how accurate this it.

Oof. That moment when your dm subliminally tells you to stop tryharding

1:01 Gen 3 is basically about 2 rivaling doomsday cults.

Gruul and Audrey are an adorable couple. Yackety Sax would have been so much better for the monster in the bar.

You could try going to the other orc tribes to see if they know about a possible entrance. They do live deeper into the Alivast country and may know of at least a location due to a hunting party stumbling into an entrance or the fact that one of them lives next to a mountain which usually has caves that lead down into the underdark. Plus you'd be killing three birds with one stone: recruiting another ally for the war, finding another Solly companion, and finding Panics mom/possible half sister.

I’ve finally caught up to this series

My epic level campaign from several years ago, we made friends with a Spectator. We named him Q.

That’s what she said I’ll see myself out

I don't believe it's Panic's mother. The way Monty describes Tiefflings sounds like they mostly take after their demonic parent like how Scarlett's line has wings, red skin, and that hair color. So, just seeing the woman's skin color and jaw and nose isn't enough to say it's her.

Yo please I work at Subway and you don't understand how stressful it is to run the store with 2 people that have no qualifications and on minimum wage

The angry watermelon is fantastic. 🥥

hearing Greckles saying spit the seeds with my own 2 ears: the lord is testing me and i am losing it, i shall purge the heretic

Just imagining Task cross armed "men don't get it either," as Borky chews on a coconut.

14:26 welcome home, fuck werewolf land!

So could you say that Hassrad's stash was...a rat pack? *ducks*

that creature towards the end kinda looks like a mix of an owlbear, a dragon or drake, and construct

Vampires... and werewolves... I would have died laughing if Borky had followed up with "...and leprechauns"

Plitchard is remarkably amenable for someone who was basically abducted against his will

I think audio needs a two decimal increase. Gets quiet at points.

YAY NEW UNEXPECTABILES!!! Takahata101 MontyGlu Gishin Goomba Distortion Devil and Chris Zito thanks for helping me get back into DND.

I imagine the tune Panic plays in the realm of discord was roundabout

That creature in the bar reminds me of Anje if he was fused with an alien experiment from Lilo & Stitch and Maui from Moana

Yes. Thank god. Love you guys.

I imagine log as golett from Pokémon

Monty, I just ate, but listening to you describe the watermelon made me hungry again. The fuck? 😂

14:25 start time

Midnights blood was spilled and for what... for a canon

Granted I'm in the future by about a year but I hope Jack met his goals, I've really enjoyed his art as a new fan of Unexpectables

When they’re following pilchard, I just picture that part of Arkham Asylum when you track that guard by the alcohol on his breath.

Task, at Subway? *flashback to Arin's rant on Game Grumps*

Mother of God... my name is Cory and I have a twin brother named Cody. I just cannot escape this confusion.

Lmao my first campaign there was a spectator and a flame skull protecting a cave from intruders and our party managed to persuade the spectator and the flame skull that we were now the owners of the cave because we found the papers for it. They proceeded to go through the entire cave and clear it out for us.

Just beginning to watch the video so here’s my prediction of this episode’s title. Panic gets together with Zues, Doros, and the Vampire Goliath and has a *rocking* time.

the magic eatin boy looks like our boy anje a little

1:13:16 That'll be 50 copper pieces, take this silver (10 copper pieces) and keep the change. *The ignorant masses* Very generous sir :D

I hate to be that guy and this is nothing against Bosco himself, but please don't bring back Remmy, at least not anytime soon. He throws off the great balance of personalities the party had and I miss having just the 4 amigo's on adventures.

Why would Sorcerers be looking at the rune? Wouldn't wizards be the ones with the stats to make the Investigation and Arcana checks to decode it?

Panic might have a sister

you didn't kill a child borky... she was AT LEAST 16.

Ya know deep down i wanted the watermelon elf lady name to be ikaros.........heh get it?

1:58:15 just that description of that raven thing is enough to give people nightmares

Task....Ranger multiclassing into druid? It's the only I can thing of with his multiclass comment?

Kaka-mora are those stupid coconuts. I love them

I just want Lys to tell Panic "You learned nothing"

Lichdom not a morality choice just a career path. _zito

Starts at 14:30

That title though

Oh my god, Zito and Sam & Max are a perfect combination

I love listening to four strangers order and eat imaginary food

"Potion seller... I need some... pooootions..."

MONTY ITS 2AM STOP MAKING ME HUNGRY

Wow a fleshpod hornet is really really bad news well done for creating it. If I ever truly dm I will make sure one of it's young busts out of a pc's chest cavity. They might even survive.

1:05:00 I'm getting Joshua sweet vibes off of this man

Oh my God Monty why do you do this to us?! The food episodes make me soooooo hungry lol

I just realized something. How do they go to the bathroom? Are there like outhouses in the streets? Do they have a bathroom in the tavern?

50:00 shoulda tld him bout scarbles rats

Am I the only one who wants them to turn the secret hideout into an underground restaurant?

Greckle's joke had me smiling ear to ear too. XD

Deep sixed probably would’ve been a funnier title instead of borky and his sixes. Poor taka

Naruto on a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does GG want to deal with a Death Tyrant? Because messing with a Beholder like that is how you get a Death Tyrant

These upload times are unexpected.

A career choice indeed I believe

i really wanna know what program Conner uses to do the voice stuff

You guys need to bring in EP to Level 3.

I FINALLY MADE IT!!!! I'M CAUGHT UP!!!!!

Why didnt y'all call this one devil coconuts?!

So, call me stupid, but how do I spell monty's username? I wanna watch her DOS2 archives, but don't know what to look up...

The good bot is back!

Thanks so much for getting me into dnd!

by last episode, do they mean for this season or for some time

Yes

Underdark huh...so they will meet flumps? Hope so

So does anyone els think that azrasaha is tasks grandmother ...

Do you know how much you can make selling to museums! You fools!

Lol, human humor

Wtf why was this posted at 3am lol