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Do Not Read: Fallon's Jewel, Fallon's Revenge

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Jimmy shares some books you probably should avoid reading this year, including Murder at the Quilt Show and Ride a Cock-Horse.
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Do Not Read: Fallon's Jewel, Fallon's Revenge
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@ndgv2 8 лет назад

the first author seemed sweet. Her two passions are obviously quilting and murder mysteries. It's only natural to combine the two into one awesome thing.

@vitreo1363 8 лет назад

I bet someone gets stabbed with a needle...

@JessRodriguez1111 8 лет назад

innocent until proven quilty

@izstrella 4 года назад

Ahaha, YESS

@lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 года назад

Left me in stitches.

@jonathantrauner3742 3 года назад

The Law and Order theme is the best

@globetrekker86 3 года назад

@Jessica Rodriguez: Is that where Quilty (Humbert Humbert’s victim) met his demise?

@bluesdjben 8 лет назад

I've heard Murder at the Quilt Show is an excellent yarn.

@vitreo1363 8 лет назад

An excellently woven story.

@bluesdjben 8 лет назад

with quite the intriguing patchwork of characters.

@ia1589 8 лет назад

Carefully stitching each clue together

@OpusKingOfficial 7 лет назад

The police were making blanket statements

@mrpankau 5 лет назад

The suspense had me on pins and needles.

@padistedor 7 лет назад

I love how long they improv together. Its awesome.

@shancal80 8 лет назад

Seriously....I laugh more at the side jokes than anything else!!! I can't understand why so many ppl complain about them! Higgins is freakin awesome!!!!

@1c2h3e4u5n6g 2 года назад

At first…..then it goes on too long…..

@selenafanparasiempre Год назад

Jimmy and Higgins play off each other so well 😅

@mayflower7811 8 лет назад

Fallon's Jewel is actually a romance novel base on the epic love affair between Fallon & JT. The 2nd book Fallon's revenge is about the

@GD-fi7rm 4 года назад

These segments show off the best of jimmy and Higgins

@davidscheidler3293 6 лет назад

That had me in " stitches"

@rememberingjazziedog1112 5 лет назад

Put a bowl of potato chip next to your waffles and you've got a whole new meal😅

@globetrekker86 3 года назад

@remembering jazzie... : Who needs chicken & waffles, when you’ve got chips & waffles?

@ShreyaNallath 8 лет назад

next book gets introduced at 3:30

@BKAllmighty 8 лет назад

+Shreya Nallath Their bantering is not amusing most of the time.

@shreyasharma1541 7 лет назад

THANKS Shreya!!!

@henrold__ 6 лет назад

Thank you

@jessicaclark7130 3 года назад

You the mvp

@MrCrockaG 8 лет назад

Higgins is the greatest thing to happen to this world

@iRainFromDTown 8 лет назад

+MrCrockaG YES

@EvelynRobinson22 8 лет назад

he's hilarious! and such a nice guy too...I was lucky enough to meet him when i was in NYC back in Feb this year

@morrisal 8 лет назад

+MrCrockaG I couldnt agree more. He is a comedy genius; should be a big shot. But lets put it this way: he is big enough to be small.

@vitreo1363 8 лет назад

Higgins is just great at deadpan delivery...He's wittier than people give him credit for, but I notice a lot of his comments don't come off well because either Jimmy is talking over him or you can barely hear him. Plus all the effort he puts into his bits...little details like him making the voice of the wife in the background during the phone conversation sketch.

@NickRoman 8 лет назад

Well, he has a hard job--coming up with some snide remark for everything that happens within a few seconds. So, a lot of the time it's just bad and makes the bit worse.

@laughstrong 8 лет назад

"how to ride a horse- *_what_*?"

@michellemabelle8298 5 лет назад

HA!

@ravenrox8241 6 лет назад

that is why his show is at the top among other late night shows . You are the best "JIMMY " love from INDIA

@SHANKDAWGBABY 8 лет назад

i knew higgins wouldnt lwt me down with "How to ride a horse what?".lol

@globetrekker86 3 года назад

Fallon’s Revenge: If you steal his jewel, he’ll lure you to the quilt show

@Adisenpai 8 лет назад

There is a children's book called "Would you play with my balls" XD. Please add it to ur Do not read list!!!!!!!!

@sofiasonja2721 8 лет назад

Omg yes😂

@AshleyAcademy 8 лет назад

I love it when a bit careens out of control

@ChickDasterdly 8 лет назад

me too!

@mirkecWii 8 лет назад

4:24 what was that sound lol

@Levitas97 8 лет назад

+mirko zaja sounded like a pig getting stabbed..

@Swimmy218 8 лет назад

There's a children's book called "go the fuck to sleep" great book

@zacharysiple629 3 года назад

Samuel L Jackson did an audio book of that. :)

@shimronnetia 5 лет назад

Jimmy and Higgins should be in the movies...

@jangovet 8 лет назад

in that weird skit, Jimmy sounds like John C. Reilly.

@AJTwo 2 года назад

🎵 Murder at the Quilt Show🎵 is now playing in my head to Panic! At the Disco

@erikenslow 8 лет назад

I do love me some Jimmy Fallon

@theduckpond8614 8 лет назад

4:27 yeah that was my face too Jimmy!

@michellegulden1052 2 года назад

Or chips broken up and served on top of macaroni and cheese, or tuna casserole.

@victoriaware664 8 лет назад

I would probably read the first one😂

@Bdeha101 8 лет назад

I love when he laughs at himself Hahahaha

@krisisvp 8 лет назад

Was going to go to sleep, but then this was posted. Can't sleep now until I know what not to read. c;

@mickeymota9557 8 лет назад

lol you were going to sleep at 9:30? what are you a baby

@arcticfoam5480 8 лет назад

Ever heard of TIME ZONES?????

@mickeymota9557 8 лет назад

Step up fucking clowns. Bet they're in cali. Idiots have nothing better to do. Sheep hahahah

@kennyflorian1941 8 лет назад

+Mickey Mota you don't even know krissy but yet you're going to say "bet they're in Cali"......

@mickeymota9557 8 лет назад

Kenny Florian all if you can suck on it. Krissy is from cali by heart.

@kelseycoca 4 года назад

I rode one once, in college. OMG HIGGINS LOL

@jonathansantiago5327 7 лет назад

Inocent Until Prooven Quilty is the name of the second part.

@loganwolfpack 5 лет назад

3:00 the chips one, they sound like John C. Reilly

@sbati22 8 лет назад

Higgins sounds like John C. Reilly in the beginning

@meliss9536 4 года назад

I actually have that first book in a shopping cart for my mom who loved both things.

@theodorelaval1133 Год назад

Higgins: "they really pieced that one together"!

@dingalingmasterpiecetheater 8 лет назад

Murder at the Quilt Show is going for $35 on Amazon. I'll have to find another gag gift for mom on mothers day.

@jaybuck5818 3 года назад

The police were getting warmer as they followed the clues.

@jmjung9 8 лет назад

"It's about your jewel, you're gonna have a ball" hahahhaa

@bogdanstoian8377 6 лет назад

4:25 "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

@jonathantrauner3742 4 месяца назад

Love the Law and Order sound

@blackrockwackpack1053 8 лет назад

Do not read ''50 shades of grey'' it's awful!!

@lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 года назад

It’s obviously been Photoshopped down from the original “255 shades of grey”.

@natureandphysics403 3 года назад

@@lawrencedoliveiro9104 50 Shades of Grey Quilts

@-jojo2147 8 лет назад

yas

@lynngiesbrecht910 6 лет назад

OMG, that chips one was just so super stupid, annoying and WAAAAAAAY too long!!

@jacenvernon1483 8 лет назад

Jimmy do you like the Boston Redsocks?

@mer12344 8 лет назад

Wow adding chips to everything "peps " it up!!🤔🤔

@froehlic004 8 лет назад

I generally enjoy the tangents/improv, but I have to say, sometimes it goes on a bit too long.

@kaiyah8761 6 лет назад

Murder! At The Quilt Show (get it???)

@davidscheidler3293 6 лет назад

Gives new meaning to heavy petting

@shukriaapso8404 4 года назад

I love chips in my sandwich

@michellegulden1052 2 года назад

knee-jogging and patting lol

@davidscheidler3293 6 лет назад

Don't be afraid to chip in

@Junkysnake 7 лет назад

Remember when RU-vid didn't have an ad between every video?

@tonyb3203 3 года назад

4:28 how to ride a horse what?

@Junkysnake 7 лет назад

Lmfao Higgins is awesome

@pokerface7840 5 лет назад

0:28 "They made fun of her before. 'She who smelt it, dealt it,' they carelessly said, laughing at her and almost sending her to her grave, guilty of a crime she did not commit (at the time.) She would be embarrassed for the last time. After lying naked in bed under her quilt for a whole year, subsisting on nothing but creamed beans, milkshakes, boiled eggs and lots of beer, Lactose Intolerant Ms Squeaky slowly plotted her revenge. This year's Smell my Quilt festival, she would be bringing her quilt of ass destruction, a quilt of ... MURDER."

@awajiangirl 4 года назад

A cockhorse is something that can be used as a toy horse.

@jonathantrauner3742 4 месяца назад

It's not clock horse either hint hint😅😅

@claravaccari3537 8 лет назад

STAAKE WITH MEE

@whatwouldjesusdo2864 8 лет назад

Cant wait for chance3

@jessface777 8 лет назад

LOL this book tells you you can put chips next to anything!

@jayrutter6111 2 года назад

Higgins ruins a lot of bits

@pulle88 7 лет назад

that last joke should have been stretched out more.....there was a lot of meat in that joke.....should have lasted longer

@WadeWilson- 8 лет назад

I wonder what would happen if in one of these he pulled up a Bible. He could even make a spoiler saying the main character dies in the end.

@WadeWilson- 8 лет назад

***** Had a bad day? Being angry makes it worse.

@sofiasonja2721 8 лет назад

I wouldn't mind it😂😂😂 That would be freaking awesome😂

@amazinginspiration 6 лет назад

Jimmy's Jewel. hahahahah

@stephenbell9237 8 лет назад

Chippin' and Waffles.

@chewyrocks 8 лет назад

I wonder if the bits between Jimmy and Higgins are improvised or rehearsed

@mrgreententacle 8 лет назад

+AxelSoul the sad thing is i think its rehearsed.

@Abdi-uy1kh 8 лет назад

+mrgreententacle that is sad right there this seems simple just speaking on a fake phone

@EvelynRobinson22 8 лет назад

normally improvised during rehearsals (after Jimmy rehearses his monologue) then repeated at the taping

@violeta585 8 лет назад

+LovesLifeandLaughs As a big fan, I'd expect you to know better...they improvise on tape, Higgins doesn't do mono. rehearsals...I'm sure you've seen tweets of marvel from the staff when they do a super good one, like the ''want crack w/ that''. Also, they hit & miss sometimes, if they were doing them beforehand, they would perfect them for tape or drop them if they didn't work...wouldn't that be logical?

@EvelynRobinson22 8 лет назад

Voicu Violeta sorry, memory lapse there...I know Jimmy improvises (alone) in his monologue because I've been to a rehearsal and watched back the same night. You're right, the want some crack with that banter was improvised

@annanimus3943 7 лет назад

I would read the first one.

@whatupgigi 4 года назад

Did they mean how to ride a rock horse but there was a typo lol

@abbylynn1850 6 лет назад

The first one seems like something my mom would read

@Atbassoon5 8 лет назад

What did that turn in to??😂😂😂

@SashaArtheart 8 лет назад

I promise that I'll never read these books EVER!!!😋

@annapaulinamedinacastillo6160 6 лет назад

Fallon's Jewel

@austinpurdue5852 8 лет назад

books or comics?

@abiyoya 2 года назад

Of course those books are ridiculous, making for such funny segments... yet sometimes kind of sorry for some authors who seriously tried to make something special and get humiliated by hundreds of thousands of people...

@tamou1264 2 года назад

Allo this is me .. Hello dear JACK this is me 😎

@wolffisu 8 лет назад

Bro a geometry text book

@sofiasonja2721 8 лет назад

Or just any text book in general

@sunn 8 лет назад

i watch each and every video u upload , It would be great if you ccould upgrade videos to 60fps -sincerely #fallonfan

@MystiqueHorizon 7 лет назад

Quilty,,, nyahahahaha 😂

@yukiannie666 3 года назад

the fallon books 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TopStrikerMaverick 8 лет назад

Coffee table books that didn't sell. CONAN

@ukiyo3594 8 лет назад

@williamtaylor1547 8 лет назад

well want me dead but I really gotta die in spirit for this whole thing with God... but hey no one ever listens but man I'm so sad I can't feel the love of God it's scary cuz all I hear is Satan like come on I'm so sad fr fr

@emilyhancock3456 8 лет назад

+William Taylor maybe contact a medical professional e.g.. a therapist (don't mean that to sound rude, I genuinely think it could be helpful for you to talk to someone professional about what you're going through), or, like the other commenter said, maybe go visit your local priest to help renew a connection with your faith, hope you get the support you need

@Sir_Flopsalot 8 лет назад

0:52 fire that writer.

@yukiannie666 7 лет назад

Which made me think...why roaches are called cockroaches? Dumb me

@annapaulinamedinacastillo6160 6 лет назад

Do not READ Do not READ Do not READ These BOOKS These BOOKS...

@MrRamazanLale2 8 лет назад

How to ride a horse what?

@tannercadeau2909 8 лет назад

Hello!

@thalia305 8 лет назад

bloop

@liammccullough5639 8 лет назад

Funny. The British actually eat crisps with their steak ;)

@miumiu5206 8 лет назад

+DisneyRenaissance he said crisps not chips

@liammccullough5639 8 лет назад

I am British, I was talking in the third person of my own culture. Many times I've been in a pub and been served crisps along with my meal. Maybe that's just Essex, but my comment was obviously based on personal experience if you have not found this.

@liammccullough5639 8 лет назад

+DisneyRenaissance It's not bad ;)

@lucindabean1646 3 года назад

Knee-jogging rhymes??

@gemdust93 7 лет назад

It was a COVER up. Geddit

@JuanGonzalez-lf1ek 8 лет назад

My book moon of pluton it's very succesfull in Argentina,Chile,Peru,Namekusei,silent hill,tje vatican, please read it, i know that you gonna love it. I'm dross and i whish you good night

@LeprachaunLucky 8 лет назад

If I talk about the fake laugh, does that automatically grant me likes?

@aidanholmes2456 8 лет назад

Yes

@Noruego 8 лет назад

it actually did lol

@lessofmerny3133 8 лет назад

This segment was just awkward & not funny. They seemed to be "forcing" themselves to laugh - so annoying

@reneehuizinga9431 7 лет назад

LessOfMe Rny OR they're friends genuinely having a good time.

@Zachyz 8 лет назад

Does Jimmy fake his laughs?

@GenesisRC 8 лет назад

Sadly

@rizkyanandita8227 8 лет назад

+Z-MINER He always like that, back since his SNL days. He ALWAYS break.

@mirkecWii 8 лет назад

sometimes

@thalia305 8 лет назад

bleep

@mcleanization1540 7 лет назад

Innocent until proven quilty 😄

@CreativoErratico 8 лет назад

A full 2 minutes of absolutely nothing.

@debbiegross3136 6 лет назад

zerosonico You wrote this two years ago. I bet you’re still watching and criticizing.

@Oshawatt 6 лет назад

but isn't seeing Jimmy and Justin on the cover of Fallon's Jewel worth it

@rhettbutler1665 8 лет назад

jimmy ruined higgins joke of bowl of chips .. he just made it crappy

@sotholluy5686 4 года назад

😂

@iamjustjudy 8 лет назад

I love Jimmy Fallon, but can't stand his side-kick. He isn't funny and makes the weirdest noises. I think he's going for the Jerry Lewis sounds but misses.