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@rickerpenor 4 года назад

It's strange without an audience, but also cool.

@imanmalek9341 4 года назад

i did not get the scale joke, could you explain??

@NiamhCreates 4 года назад

I didn't realize there wasn't an audience and was wondering why the jokes didn't seem to land, lol.

@zaroni3586 4 года назад

@@imanmalek9341 the brother basically asked how the aunt could make a weighing scale go so high and that means she is fat

@imanmalek9341 4 года назад

@@zaroni3586 LOL thx. i was lost on the meaning of scale and it did not meant anything me XD.

@iamkhonsu 4 года назад

Iman Malek she was calling her aunt fat

@llamasugar5478 4 года назад

My son to his little sister: “Dinosaurs lived a really long time ago. In the 70s, I think.”

@Ariel_Alcazar.34 4 года назад

70's ? 😄

@nathaliamoncada8170 4 года назад

Omg, that's so funny 😂

@roshnijacob444 4 года назад

lol 😂

@llamasugar5478 4 года назад

@Grape. I’d sooner face a T-Rex than my mom when she was mad!

@francegrnm 4 года назад

Llama Sugar I can imagine how that went 🤣🤣 so cute and funny! Made my day 🤣

@TwoQs 4 года назад

There’s one dude in the audience clearly trying to get a raise.

@0U812. 4 года назад

2QS OK that was funny !!

@pizaclatonddd3081 4 года назад

Ahahahahaha

@guadalupevelasquez7901 4 года назад

He’s out there like “ahaha”

@peachbellini2615 4 года назад

Oh.. y'all have to check out the staff audience over on the Wendy Williams show.. they're all buckin' for a raise... lmao

@theramo0 4 года назад

guadalupe velasquez kind of reminds me of the cheeky little bastard skit from family guy

@ThePerci83 4 года назад

Sounds like just a bunch of good friends hanging out having a blast lol

@bagellover4102 4 года назад

exactly what I was thinking!

@Westopia 4 года назад

yep exactly

@KrystalKstar 4 года назад

ThePerci83 yeah I kinda like it

@FunBoysGaming 4 года назад

So wholesome

@lostandwastedtime 3 года назад

Stoner friends😂😂😂

@nickc3213 4 года назад

These guys are losing it!! No audience there, they are going insane! They are just saying whatever they want! Love it!

@jamesonbornholdt7302 4 года назад

It's always like that but OOOOOOOKKKAAAAAAAAAAYAYYY

@antoinegervais3708 4 года назад

It was really fun without an audience, it felt genuine and natural

@milkyway5425 4 года назад

I only watch to see him anyway..he's so goofy and adorable❤❤❤

@koolkoala2813 4 года назад

Oh, wow. I had no idea until I read the comments.

@SwtTeaLdy 4 года назад

This felt like we're all peeking in on their dress rehearsal. Kinda neat.

@cheezy_tater 4 года назад

When my sister was 6 years old, she came bursting into my parents bathroom when my mom was curling my hair, passionately belting out " I can see clearly now, the rain is gone...I can see all TESTICLES in my way!!!" 😂

@gabb5 4 года назад

Ohh, obstacles 😂

@wilclark2272 3 года назад

Well..., one good thing..., at least it wasn't your brother singing that song after coming home from catholic school. LoL😆 (I really should hit delete) LoL

@DigamberPradhan89 4 года назад

Hate to say it -- show is better without an audience. Funnier jokes - more organic interaction with the roots and Higgins

@vika0194 4 года назад

The jokes are exactly the same but delivered more naturally....

@johnathonwooters6432 4 года назад

Y'all are dumb as fuck this is not a new upload

@Lemit 4 года назад

It's got a Craig Ferguson feel and I'm all for it.

@vika0194 4 года назад

Johnathon Wooters 6:28 see the tweet? Visit the profile. She wrote it on 11 march 2020. The only idiot here is you. Extremely ignorant person.

@vickimerchlewitz Год назад

Show would be better without the band. They only know how to play two things.

@rachele3334 4 года назад

My 6 year old was trying to lift a bucket of water the other day and said, “Mommy, can you help me? I guess I’m not worthy enough.”

@jamordista659 4 года назад

Aww. HAHA Adorbs.

@joylastname3035 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣 she/he's yet to be 'the one'

@Alice-nr4oh 4 года назад

THOR?!!!

@arieleejbeja2466 4 года назад

We love anvengers 😂

@carmen7551 4 года назад

This kid is a legend

@Sigbue98 4 года назад

My seven year old niece found my sons baby teeth that I saved. (He passed away 31 years ago) and said, "Nana are these Chris's teeth?" I told her yes and was thinking up an excuse why I had them, when she said, "How sweet of the tooth fairy to bring them back to you." Yes she got me...

@GamerGrl90 4 года назад

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Marcylala 4 года назад

Oh my goodness 😭❤️😭

@Bawsetalk_Dallas 4 года назад

Grandmabus2 Johnson that is so sweet

@runawayfaeIX 4 года назад

Sounds like she's got a good heart 🥰

@alphafemale2370 4 года назад

Aaaw. That is so sweet ❤❤❤

@rachelrowell5342 4 года назад

“Alright this is the last one.” Higgins: “Thank GOD.” 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️💀

@cijmo 4 года назад

My friend taught grade 2. They were talking about fruits and vegetables and he was saying that roughage is good for the bowels. A little girl asked "What good will that do me? I'm a girl, I don't have balls."

@annerchisline9641 4 года назад

Oh man, this audienceless segment was one of the funniest I've seen in a long time. THANK-YOU!! I seriously needed this laugh today.

@jonnapouncey98 4 года назад

Anner Chisline Same 🙃

@zenithsingh 4 года назад

Jimmy Fallon Needs an applause cause he's as good as he's always been even without live audience. Good job JIMMY. :)

@Tina93_ 4 года назад

Yeah

@LuisMartinez-rw2lj 4 года назад

Ngl kinda prefer without the audience

@ShipsKat 4 года назад

... But what if that's why, he's better. Cos there's NO applause. You might be onto something......🤔

@melissasaint3283 2 года назад

I misread that as "an applesauce" and was like "I mean, I agree, but wth does that mean?"

@OmarDiesel9 4 года назад

2:07 "Don't be so hard on the kid" Legendary.

@irvinemadula4680 4 года назад

those should NOT be in the same sentence

@Shogunfs 4 года назад

Well, it is a vitamin. Vitamin D

@johnsonhangzo608 4 года назад

Higgins is really good with one liners. And has a really good presence of mind.

@DaniMysteryZone 4 года назад

Isn't that a pedo joke just days after the MyTruth doc came out?

@telikaandfam 4 года назад

@297fihsy 4 года назад

This is way funnier without an audience, they’re just riffing off each other

@jamesonbornholdt7302 4 года назад

It's always like that but OOOOOOOOOKKKKKAAAAAAYYYYY

@297fihsy 4 года назад

Jameson Bornholdt I know they sometimes go on hilarious tangents but I feel like they’re more authentic here

@jamesonbornholdt7302 4 года назад

@@297fihsy have you watched 2,106 of his videos like I HAVE?!?! doubt it

@WHSuperman2005 4 года назад

Jameson Bornholdt why are you so upset about his comment?

@jamesonbornholdt7302 4 года назад

@@WHSuperman2005 I'm not upset. Just being dramatic

@Tanu-vy9md 4 года назад

We all know that "babyduckyoongi" is a BTS fan 😂

@JalSuEopDa 4 года назад

Tanu I immediately searched for the video of him in the pool with the duck waddle song over it 🤣💜 loved seeing an ARMY getting picked for this

@eunbo8228 4 года назад

Omg you are the comment i was looking for!! 😁💜- #army

@lilmeowmeow5856 4 года назад

i was looking for this comment!!💜💜

@nawalabdulhameed6516 4 года назад

Every army watching this will be searching for this comment

@Sarah-by5kq 4 года назад

yooo we all on the same wavelength😂😂💜💜💜

@MarteParaddict 4 года назад

Kinda love just hearing the crew laugh!

@hkrug666 4 года назад

Overheard at Target- "Mom, just give me a pack of Slim Jims and some Mountain Dew, and I'll be fine." #KidQuotes

@jonnapouncey98 4 года назад

H Krug I’m an adult and that would fix a lot for me 🤷🏼‍♀️

@CJPDX 4 года назад

Sounds like something my kid would say!

@rojojenkins 4 года назад

@@jonnapouncey98 Sounds good to me

@caryulmer7063 4 года назад

H Krug He's not wrong. That works for me.

@runawayfaeIX 4 года назад

That's what will get us all through this mess 😂

@MsTwissy 4 года назад

All these late night hosts now that they have no audience, are giving off real “dad alone in a football stadium” vibes. They’re just messing around

@mistihansen8265 4 года назад

When my son was a toddler, he was amazed that the women’s bathroom door had a hook on it, so he screamed at the top of his lungs, “Mom! There’s a hooker in here!!!”

@nicorans5241 4 года назад

Roflol

@Matt-sc6gg 3 года назад

What is a hooker?

@maddie28 3 года назад

@@Matt-sc6gg umm... yea u might want to look that one up

@Matt-sc6gg 3 года назад

@@maddie28 just found out.. A hooker is a prostitute, holy shit!

@hilarycooper8660 4 года назад

My nephew learned what poppy seeds were and then immediately asked "where are the nanny seeds?"

@southernoregoncatmom6519 4 года назад

Very cute!

@ashleys5754 4 года назад

That is adorable!! My son asked what are inside ears and I said "eardrums" he said "are there drum sticks?" 🤣

@runawayfaeIX 4 года назад

That's precious, omg ♥️

@jordank5975 4 года назад

He gets to laugh at what he wants instead of trying to laugh at what he thinks the audience will find funny.

@humeyramine 4 года назад

Today I started with Seth Meyers, went on with Stephen Colbert, ended up here. Everyone in the comments saying it's weird without the audience, but tbh I'm loving it! They're so much more funny and natural than before

@marah3298 4 года назад

humeyramine it’s nice to see them just hanging out and not having to “speed things along”. In a weird way, I prefer it.

@YERT3 4 года назад

I like it too, I think its because they practice with an audience pick out the bad jokes. But I like the naturalness

@fearless4him595 4 года назад

Same, did you watch Trevor Noah’s goodbye song to his audience?

@anasharun18 4 года назад

Did the same exact order lol

@julianmeguinis8885 4 года назад

Focus on the actual humour in this, thats what their on TV for. Don’t mean to sound blunt but everyone deserves a laugh, even for their immune systems.. You all don’t really need to worry, worry leads to fear.

@Bigsatdaddy 4 года назад

and fear leads to the dark side. ...There, I finished it for you.

@JuhoNelimarkka 4 года назад

They're*

@legocamdude1 4 года назад

@@Bigsatdaddy “Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger… anger leads to hate… hate leads to suffering.”

@CNTdrums 4 года назад

ngl i enjoy no audience it feels fresh and they can extend their bits

@jenjen816 4 года назад

EN that’s what she said

@antphosho 4 года назад

Sadly, there wasn't an audience, but it did show the crew having relaxed anxiety-free fun!

@RayBeamBlazer 4 года назад

Me: Why is there no audience? Also me: **remembers about coronavirus** oh

@amsandison5015 4 года назад

BangShanghai oh yeah!!! I totally thought this was how it filmed lol

@cenelson6484 4 года назад

Right 😂 at first I just thought nobody thought they were funny. Then I realized.

@reincarn8ed839 4 года назад

At the half time show this year, I told the kids to come into the kitchen. My 8yr old says "ya, before we figure out what sex is!"

@heebafatima5981 3 года назад

I can't get over "babyduckyoongi"❤️❤️❤️

@_zoebanks 4 года назад

I was like “where tf is the audience?” Then I remembered that corona virus existed

@emmajanepoteet2339 4 года назад

AntFrm Sm dame bro same

@MariDT03 4 года назад

Baby duck Yoongi 🤣🤣🤣

@johngullo9420 4 года назад

The last one had me spitting out my coffee! Raise your hand if you weren’t born on your birthday!

@kylestubbs8867 4 года назад

Taken directly from AFV

@llamasugar5478 4 года назад

John Gullo I don’t actually remember it, but I’ve been told that I too was born on my birthday.

@Dwayne_Bearup 4 года назад

I was born on Edgar Allan Poe's birthday 😉

@anthonyyjpv5844 4 года назад

Really impressive how fluid it is even with no audience, nothin feels forced at all

@tanyaholmberg1335 4 года назад

“MY MOMMY SAYS YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE WORN WHITE” said my kid at the wedding

@MissFortune_ 4 года назад

Before my son was 2 years old, he was looking out the window when he said, "Dum Fuk." He was trying to say "Dump truck." 😂

@BATMAN-on5qd 4 года назад

Higgins is really talented. He deserves his own show.

@cat9rden499 4 года назад

Babyduckyoongi...SUGAAAAA!

@arsh2884 4 года назад

1:37 BabyDuckYoongi😂 ayyy fellow army lol

@krish791 4 года назад

hiii lmao😂😂

@JalSuEopDa 4 года назад

ARMY represent! 🤣💜

@MonikaRabha 4 года назад

I heard a kid say " We have Tampax, do you have?! huh tellme!" [the kid assumes whatever been advertised on tv is always something popular, cool & expensive!]

@hopefullykind 4 года назад

Everyone in comments : No audience Me : BabyduckYOONGI P. S. - I did enjoy this more without the audience reactions

@JalSuEopDa 4 года назад

Always Me SAME! I knew I couldn’t be the only one who noticed that haha

@antoniorivera6863 4 года назад

"Don't be so hard on the kid" Yooooo Higgins SAVAGE 😂😂😂😂

@_ehree 4 года назад

*babyduckyoongi* ayo army 😭🥴

@lisas5211 4 года назад

Jimmy should do some of the no audience even when things get back to normal.

@BIOL6895 4 года назад

No audience Monday or something. I don't think they film on Fridays

@booradley6673 4 года назад

They should have no audience more often. This looks way more fun

@SailorYuki 4 года назад

My 4 year old wanted to play. I said go ask your dad, I'm busy. He: But I need an adult!

@ben678 4 года назад

I can see it right now...it is just the camera guys, the cue card people, and sound techs just laughing as loud as they can. Lol Also, I don't think they can turn up the mics any higher on 'the roots' or else we'd be hearing the voices in their heads.

@ellis1395 3 года назад

The duck Yoongi JAJAJAAJAJ armys are everywhere

@abhiramisubhash583 3 года назад

Once my 5 year old nephew asked my sister "Mom my belly Hurt's am i pregnant "🤣🤣🤣

@soggybeanburrito 4 года назад

i thought no one laughed really for the first one but then remembered there isnt an audience

@areeshahasan8665 4 года назад

@babyduckyoongi 😍 we Stan

@mrs.georgeglass3997 Год назад

Purple heart wood, McMaster guitars! Do it! They're remarkable! Omg the sound! ❤

@rhsmx9655 4 года назад

when he read out the first tweet, I thought "wow, that's a tough crowd"

@parisl1543 4 года назад

@ babyduckyoongi army I see you

@babbymomo6344 4 года назад

“Yo play Baaftabada” Jimmy: “Baaftabada”

@candiwalkowski7480 3 года назад

My son was learning how to read, and was excited every time he found a new word. Coincidentally, my husband kept putting kindergarten-inappropriate words with the fridge magnets up on the fridge. One morning, he ran up to the teacher when we got to school and told her he “read PORN today!”.

@forgot_the_milk 4 года назад

Yoongiiiiiii

@ElectraJade74 4 года назад

I kinda love seeing the show like this, I love seeing the different elements broken down and their opinions as they consider the quotes. I'm glad they've taken the steps to stay safe, and I think it's special to see the videos from that last show.

@loulie1997 4 года назад

My little cousin ate an entire apple once, then handed her mom the seeds and said “these were in the apple”

@jey.ar.emmmmm 4 года назад

Babyduckyoongi...💜💁‍♀️🤠 YALL ALREADY KNOW WHAT IM THINKIN! ARMH WHERE U AT?

@Nina-rg8es 3 года назад

My niece and I played store, she was the cashier and I was the customer: "I'd like to buy this." "That's too expensive." "I have money!" "You have a dollar!!"

@margaretshannon36 4 года назад

Jimmy an A+ act for still showing up to work

@M3fguadalajara 4 года назад

1:42, Yoongi/Suga from BTS??!!

@JalSuEopDa 4 года назад

Maria Mata the one and only!!! ARMY got some screen time woooo

@ghxstjm 4 года назад

Lol

@R3DQ22 3 года назад

Its the last one ..thank god... Lmfao i choked. Perfect timing after they didnt shred the quote before 😂

@wallflee 4 года назад

It doesn't feel forced when there's no audience and makes hosts try more, i love it

@thatsnotmyname8212 4 года назад

They’re so free without an audience, I actually love this

@janetbawuah2172 4 года назад

YOONGI!!!

@craigslistreply6544 2 года назад

higgins' timing is impeccable as always. "Thank God!" 🤣🤣

@Ninaofthe90s 4 года назад

5:27 that sounded like Jared Leto's Joker laughing...

@sudhiksha9093 4 года назад

1:41 tht one tweet who's clearly an army 😂 😂 😂 their username being 'babyduckyoongi' 😂 😂 😂

@prachiipandeyy 4 года назад

This actually looks better. 🔥💜

@jesserodriguez8197 3 года назад

3:28 I think Jimmy was actually upset there with the roots n Higgins trying to poor gasoline on the fire "What would u do with ur weird lookin guitar?" 😂😂😂 hes the best!

@zainkashif2067 4 года назад

Came down here looking for actual comments, just found everybody saying no audience is better.

@michiganmom857 3 года назад

Jimmy’s hair looks so much better in 2021! And I do not miss his sidekick standing there. He doesn’t need him!!

@devilpupbear09 4 года назад

Feel bad for The Roots, it's in their contract to show up tonight xD

@soupsgord 4 года назад

My son at age 9 telling his 2.5 year old sister- when you’re 20, I won’t be dead but I’ll be really really old.....

@arandomyoutubeuser_____8930 4 года назад

I'm living in Korea, and I was video chatting with my sister and her kids. It was the middle of the day there, and very late at night here, and my 3 year old niece, looks at me strangely and says, "Why you not working??" Lol

@caseyburnet 4 года назад

Oh yes, one more time. Can't get enough of these quotes lol.

@PippyLongsqueaking 4 года назад

I have a four year old nephew who randomly and casually will tell my mom “I’m glad you didn’t die.”

@ryanjenson9786 3 года назад

Once at church, a guy with an old big white beard came up to say the closing prayer and my little sister loudly says "Its Santa!"

@LaasyaGullapalli 4 года назад

did anyone notice, "Babyduck Yoongi" fellow army...

@JalSuEopDa 4 года назад

Laasya Gullapalli YES 💜💜💜

@jenniferkasowicz9463 3 года назад

God, I wish had a band just hanging out with me all the time so we could riff random moments.

@me2224 4 года назад

*When you’re early but don’t know what to say*

@iamkhonsu 4 года назад

When Jimmy said last one and Higgin’s is like thank god.. if you’d just shut up, we’d get through then faster!

@emma5758 4 года назад

My brother one time told me "fish dont poop, they just lay eggs" he was so serous about it! Lol

@sassyest8292 4 года назад

Babyduckyoongi I see u

@isa.n.hermusic5910 3 года назад

When i was a kid (like 6) my mom used to take me to get our nails done for fun, and my aunt asked "do you miss doing that?" I said, "yeah, i just don't like when they push my testacles back." (cuticles,- the little skin on the edge of your nails) My mom and aunt was cracking up and i was so confused. 😂 #KidQuotes

@Jaytheradical 4 года назад

I would be interested to see what some thank you note writing music sounds like without an audience to play off of.

@noveasmicanal 4 года назад

“This the last one” “thank god” hahahahaha

@makewayforthebuster 4 года назад

Thanks for keeping us laughing, Jimmy. Also, I love hearing Quest laugh in the background.

@southernoregoncatmom6519 4 года назад

He has a great laugh!

@Jcmayperry 4 года назад

Still sitting here laughing at the user name babyduckyoongi

@NewMessage 4 года назад

I usually tell a joke, but my 11 year old actually said, while bawling over a piece of her favorite cake (at her 11th birthday party, while the dog was at the vet to be 'snipped'): "Love is when you can't be happy when you know that they aren't." #KidQuotes

@Jack-qu9tr 4 года назад

Let’s be honest, no she didn’t.

@frolickinglions 4 года назад

@@Jack-qu9tr It's entirely possible she said that. Aspies aren't your regular boring kids.

@southernoregoncatmom6519 4 года назад

Awwwww! Very sweet!

@nandinimadhur9481 3 года назад

1:38 It's Babyduckyoongi?!! Did anyone else see that?! Arrmmmyy!!!

@kushalsingh544 4 года назад

Don't be so "HARD" on the kids daayummm

@jeffreym68 4 года назад

Yes Ward, don't be so hard on the Beav.

@PixieLavender 4 года назад

This format works amazingly for RU-vid. I am watching this on my phone and I wish all his shows were like this. Feels personal and great, no fake laughs or being over the top and being too much.

@Westopia 4 года назад

i love how he can just do whatever he wants on this show and just have the most fun he can ever have in his life