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@coffeeNTrees 17 дней назад

Make America Groggy Again

@TesserId 17 дней назад

BEST!!!

@sarahcarr5275 17 дней назад

Don't prison guards say that guilty men sleep well their first night in prison because they know they belong there, whereas innocent men can't sleep at all. Trump knows he's guilty and belongs in court so he's passing out😅

@breakinghabits_II 17 дней назад

It’s gonna be a stinky cell. Perhaps Donald can bottle it? “TRUMP: Eau de Toilet”

@swagedelic 17 дней назад

trump is passing gas

@typicalhguy9290 17 дней назад

I've heard it said many times (but admittedly, only in TV and movies, so I don't know if there's any truth to it) that an innocent man freaks out when he's accused of something, but a guilty man relaxes because he doesn't have to keep up the lies any more.

@DefileOdds 17 дней назад

I think it all depends on who's your cell mate.

@swagedelic 17 дней назад

@@DefileOdds Prisoner Bubba will be good for Trump.

@SpaceForceCommander 17 дней назад

What does Trump count to fall asleep? Sheep? No. Hamberders? No. Pieces of KFC? No. 91 Felony charges? YES!

@TimBear-px9gj 8 дней назад

He dreams of grabbing that chicken by the pizza...

@typicalhguy9290 17 дней назад

Side effects may include: Slurred speech, pathological lying, weight gain, unnatural changes to skin color, erectile dysfunction, intestinal gas, dry-humping of flags, delusions of grandeur, and loss of moral compass.

@scottmwilhelms2437 13 дней назад

Preexisting conditions for individual one. Which begs the question how someone who's at best a two and specifically a #2 garnered the undying support and loyalty of so many. If gold diggers didn't exist he'd be an incel. 🍊💩

@scottieray 17 дней назад

If he can't stay awake for his own criminal trial, how is he gonna have energy to be a dictator?

@abrakkehakka1357 17 дней назад

Diet Ctatorke?

@simond.455 16 дней назад

Only on day 1. Then it's nappy time, interrupted by cheating at golf every now and then while the crazies run the show. Please don't let it happen.

@mariespi96 16 дней назад

Doing evil things energize him…

@lindaj5492 11 дней назад

He won’t need to: others have already planned how it will work. “2025” project has already spelled out how he’d be POTUS with an Administration entirely replaced by extreme Conservatives, carefully selected for commitment and loyalty. Lincoln Project video about the book is terrifying.

@ttcc5273 17 дней назад

Trumpo Vonsh*tzenpants’ nickname being entered into the official record of his very first criminal trial is both historic and hilarious 😂

@AceSpadeThePikachu 17 дней назад

Fun ironic fact; Hitler had IBS too.

@akmalhafiz8763 17 дней назад

If Trump can't stay awake during his court room hearing, how can he stay awake during the white house meeting

@pejbartolo2365 16 дней назад

What white house meeting? His attention span is that of a one year old that his daily security briefings are concised to single page, double spaced, illustrated paper.

@OneCanisLupus 17 дней назад

It's time to put a dog shock collar on dozin'donny. Give the buzzer to the judge for surprise zaps! The outcome will be hilarious!😂

@JK-tq5oe 16 дней назад

And also for whenever he tells a lie.. Oops, the battery is already flat.. LOL

@heyheytaytay 17 дней назад

His legal counsel had to drug him to keep him from guaranteeing his conviction.

@supiiischokobaer 17 дней назад

And still he calls out others as "sleepy".

@mlt177 17 дней назад

Thank you so much for your great sense of humor and laughter. I think a lot of people are in need of something to laugh about nowadays because the Trump saga is driving so many people crazy having to see this criminal destroy our country and justice system daily. 😢

@zaiologyy 17 дней назад

The best part of Trump being in court is the justice of him not being on the campaign trail and instead being as bored as can be

@breakinghabits_II 17 дней назад

Toot, tootin’ away

@texasrefugee7888 17 дней назад

Donald loses a lot of good sleep when he starts sundowning on his social media, Antisocial Lies channel, and goes all night all caps all night. Then he's really sleepy in the afternoon.

@bluetofu9880 16 дней назад

You can also try Trumptophan 😂

@davidslayer 17 дней назад

this is partly why he doesn't bother going to church either.

@typicalhguy9290 17 дней назад

To me, the best part is the sheep in the MAGA hat on the label. I wonder if The Orange One falls asleep by counting all the sheep bleating at him during his rallies.

@yanzhao7298 17 дней назад

Snoozy says he had his eyes closed hearing the testimony. Wakie Wakie! Hands off Snakie!

@BettyVeronica2.0 16 дней назад

His dreaming of Mayor McCheese tho! 😂😂😂😂

@preztruman-tv9zi 17 дней назад

“Sir Farts a Lot” isn’t to NY Court, what Sir Lancelot was to King Arthur’s Court.

@kidkong637 16 дней назад

Shit van Stinkle

@lonewolffisherman7092 15 дней назад

Don't fight with me up wind me boys. -Donald Trump

@ljohnson1908 17 дней назад

A Mayor McCheese dream? 😅😅

@davidlane256 17 дней назад

Side effects include, sleeping in court, flatulence, napoleon syndrome and orangeness

@Missy-Missy1111 17 дней назад

There is nothing like a nap & a fart to make you feel refreshed & invigorated.

@LeeLLewis 16 дней назад

That sounds like something my dad would say! 😂

@lonewolffisherman7092 15 дней назад

Said no one in the immediate vicinity.

@dannmarceau9743 17 дней назад

Keep them coming!

@batgurrl 17 дней назад

Thanks for the brilliant parody. Spot on and hilarious ❤️😂

@annieis300 17 дней назад

OMG!!! I love this!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@grunthostheflatulent2613 17 дней назад

"He's not sleeping, he's pining for the fjords..."

@mindlessgonzo 17 дней назад

He just slowly blinking.

@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 17 дней назад

"Pining for the fjords!?! The man is Snoring! He is no longer awake! He's clocked off! He's inspecting the insides of his eye lids for holes! Off to Lullaby Land! In other words, he is *SLEEPING!* "

@grunthostheflatulent2613 17 дней назад

@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Brilliant!

@theunforgettablefox5165 17 дней назад

If his eyelids weren’t painted we couldn’t tell the difference, he has counted his sheep and has started his shift as a snorer. This is a sleeping ex-president!

@AdrianColley 17 дней назад

Beautiful plumage, innit?

@michaelramey8372 17 дней назад

See those bags under painted gold man's eyes looks like his got his luggage packed for the pokey.🤠🤠😁😁

@henrydawkins1335 17 дней назад

Donald Gump needs a cheese burger and fries 🍟😂

@anthonysilvestri4946 17 дней назад

Conald Gump*

@anne8511 17 дней назад

I can’t believe we’re not able to see this for ourselves. Actually seeing it might have an more of an impact on how people vote.

@peanutheadrules 17 дней назад

lol 1 time for Trump vs many times for Biden, I like your point! 😂

@JayTee2985 17 дней назад

Maga tonin 😂😂

@charlesphillips1468 16 дней назад

Dreaming the old 1960s McD cheeseburgers commercial was the final touch! 🤣

@joannejohnson7006 16 дней назад

Just the best 😂

@clivemahony9827 16 дней назад

Loving the animations

@maemaedenise220 17 дней назад

So crazy😂😂

@_GntlStone_ 17 дней назад

Bravo 😂

@Columbofanz 17 дней назад

Sleepy Don.

@irri4662 17 дней назад

The Hamburgler must give him nightmares.

@mlt177 17 дней назад

Probably dreaming about the Hamburgler taking his food away from him 😂😂😂😂

@maximilianschmid9890 17 дней назад

"Hau manj teims does tha camera aim at thie audiennsc ar widdjennsc enndrinh tha saund aw lauphtjr?"

@GaudyMarko 17 дней назад

Do you think his fear of consequences for his actions is keeping him awake all night or something?

@old_grey_cat 16 дней назад

❤ I wish

@maxpower6765 17 дней назад

😂😜😂

@amyjackson8725 15 дней назад

Would not be surprised to see "open eyes" painted on his eyelids for next week's court appearances!

@whitecrow1949 17 дней назад

I wish this was captioned

@daniellamcgee4251 17 дней назад

It is CC. Except the dream part is missing the reference to stripper music, and his fart sound is transcribed as 'all". 😅

@user-bd9qx7qf2f 15 дней назад

Now he has no room calling Biden "Sleepy Joe.".........LOL

@user-dc1me2me2y 16 дней назад

I believe that they have him on something that will make him calm so he doesn't get charged with contemp and put in lock up

@betsyduane3461 16 дней назад

Rip Van Tinkle

@garmar704 17 дней назад

HAHHAHA

@JeffGatto 17 дней назад

He's right at home 😅 a pity anyone else has to witness this

@richard1472 17 дней назад

Who knew AI could be so entertaining?

@kmw8775 17 дней назад

Ah, you are all being so unfair. Trump has explained that he's not sleeping. He's closing his eyes and listening carefully and concentrating intently on the evidence being presented. It's not his fault that when he's concentrating his head falls to his chest, his mouth drops open, he leans to one side, and he becomes non-responsive to the notes passed to him from his lawyers. He's just concentrating I say, just concentrating. /s 😂

@wernerhaase2632 16 дней назад

The Ton in hell😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@marywest4174 17 дней назад

LOL

@TheComedyChannel-oo5lk 13 дней назад

Brilliant!

@timbuckingham6734 17 дней назад

😂😂😂😂

@sharondonovan1403 11 дней назад

I cried lol😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

@coffeeNTrees 17 дней назад

Colbert 2028

@anthonysilvestri4946 17 дней назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@colorbugoriginals4457 17 дней назад

side fx may include word vomit

@Dan-gy3cu 12 дней назад

That's a good one.

@yurielcundangan9090 17 дней назад

I remember kent state

@kellyburket6955 15 дней назад

Why?

@Ganiscol 17 дней назад

trump's daddy, trump senior, always said this about trump: Low energy, low rent!

@alfred5048 10 дней назад

Epic!

@DianaAcheampong-rp7dz 17 дней назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😅

@mcfishyfirst253 17 дней назад

#nailedit

@DennisRichardH 16 дней назад

I have heard that suspects in an interrogation room, when left alone, tend to behave differently if they are innocent or guilty. The innocent seem energized, surprised or outraged that they are held as a suspect, and seeming to be thinking how to prove their innocence. While the guilty often, you guessed it, fall asleep. This because the interrogation process is intentionally exhausting, and the guilty are not surprised, indignant, nor furiously trying to work out how too prove the truth of their innocence. No, they know that they are right where they belong, and just try to make the best of it.

@casjean8904 16 дней назад

i tend to fall asleep when under stress. when i was a child i always fell asleep in the dentists waiting room. still get drowsy at 62. i live in fear of someone thinking im guilty. (thanks to law & order. lol.) oh and i fell asleep during jury duty!

@Artista_Frustrado 17 дней назад

i mean, that is a way to interpret the phrase "Trump's trial is a shitshow"

@JOELDSDLR 17 дней назад

0:25 Was that the Klasky-Csupo McDonald's Video-Exclusive animated "series"?

@peanutheadrules 17 дней назад

Rules for thee but not for me huh?

@mohammediqbal1048 17 дней назад

Keep it coming, another good one.

@666lockupeviltrump 16 дней назад

great

@Palidine4M0O 16 дней назад

Glorious bobs burger dreams

@LA-MJ 17 дней назад

But wasn't it Joe that was supposed to be sleepy?

@eddiehartsfield9012 17 дней назад

Trump can’t stop projecting his faults onto others.

@abrakkehakka1357 17 дней назад

Dozy Don!

@DissectGibberish 16 дней назад

Yet another great commercial!

@user-eq2dx2jp6v 17 дней назад

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉

@TesserId 17 дней назад

I thought the thumbnail for the vid was an actual ad... until I saw those first four letters.

@user-qv5vi2uv5h 15 дней назад

0:25-0:30 😂

@user-oc9vh6bk7z 14 дней назад

Mayor Mc Cheese! Too funny! Trump has me clusterfucked.

@Keepithonest7 17 дней назад

Sleepy Don

@jeanwilson9925 16 дней назад

Sleepy con

@TesserId 17 дней назад

Am I the only one that wonders if Trump is losing sleep over being in court--except when he's in court?

@gregoryswain6761 14 дней назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

@MaryCummings-le5fl 14 дней назад

Or maybe, “Make America Get ANOTHER” -!? 👍🏻

@ElSantoLuchador 17 дней назад

Have some sympathy. There's a national Adderall shortage. Hows he supposed to snort it off the toilet paper dispenser if the pharmacy is out of stock?

@eddiejoewalt7746 17 дней назад

0:25 MAGATONIN Warning: pills may have side effect including dreaming about weird Mcdonald's commercials, farting, dreaming about Omarosa, dreaming that you won the WWE Championship from John Cena, etc 😵‍💫😵🥴😪🥶🤑

@hankterreros223 17 дней назад

The judge should remove his illegal gag order so that he can testify! [LAFF TRAKK]

@napalmholocaust9093 17 дней назад

I'd offer barbiturates and alcohol.

@anthonymiele4320 17 дней назад

Ol' Sleepy Trump, at it again.

@garysergeant9086 17 дней назад

Maybe a TIA

@stooge389 17 дней назад

bro is eepy and needs just a smol sleeb

@vistazo9 16 дней назад

MAYDAY ! 🚢 MAYDAY ! ✈️ Could this freak 🤔 be the next leader of the free world 🌎 ?

@gailaltschwager7377 17 дней назад

Giggle.

@maximilianschmid9890 17 дней назад

"Woot bluu asz inn past tenns inn rewrennsc tou all theis priiwatlj oovnd pabliqq ofisscessz."

@michaelharris8598 17 дней назад

It's not surprising the guy falls asleep in court ge spends half the night rage tweeting.

@bern2076 14 дней назад

steve don’t say much about his mate Epstein islands bill clinton 😂

@Annapurna818 17 дней назад

He is old and not used to waking up early. Give the man a break. This is not a joking matter.

@mbvescovo 16 дней назад

I hope Cheeto gets what's coming to him and ends up in prison, without makeup or hair product, but I'm pretty sure he's falling asleep due to caffeine withdrawal. He's allegedly used to 10 or more Diet Cokes per day and he's not getting any at all in court.