Тёмный

Meanwhile… Rent The House From “Up” | NYC Cheese Balls Guy | Drew’s Sex List | Sprite Chill 

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Подписаться 9 млн
Просмотров 640 тыс.
50% 1

Meanwhile… Airbnb created a replica of the old man’s house from “Up,” an unidentified New Yorker drew a huge crowd to watch him eat cheese balls, Drew Barrymore wrote out a list of her sexual partners and then lost the list, and Sprite introduced a cool new flavor.
#Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
Subscribe To "The Late Show" Channel: bit.ly/ColbertRU-vid
Watch full episodes of "The Late Show": bit.ly/1Puei40
Listen to "The Late Show Pod Show" podcast: link.chtbl.com/Awagtx95?sid=yt
Like "The Late Show" on Facebook: on. 1df139Y
Follow "The Late Show" on X: bit.ly/1dMzZzG
Follow "The Late Show" on Instagram: bit.ly/29wfREj
Watch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM CT. Only on CBS.
---
Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.

Развлечения

Опубликовано:

 

2 май 2024

Поделиться:

Ссылка:

Скачать:

Готовим ссылку...

Добавить в:

Мой плейлист
Посмотреть позже
Комментарии : 427   
@brianhunt8273
@brianhunt8273 16 дней назад
When we went to the movie Up, we were sitting just behind a woman and her family. After watching the sad, sad beginning, the daughter leans over her father and in a plaintive voice asks, “Mom? When is it going to get funny?”
@simonschaffner7080
@simonschaffner7080 16 дней назад
The alpaca bit should've been a 'peenwhile' segment
@ChainReactionsProductions
@ChainReactionsProductions 17 дней назад
Always love how the writers try to trip Stephen up with the Meanwhile preamble, I think he’s only fumbled it once or twice lol
@justsayin5609
@justsayin5609 17 дней назад
Can't stand those. Used to fascinate me; now they're pretty indigestable.
@khazbaruk5996
@khazbaruk5996 16 дней назад
Nope. Fake news! Sad.
@gen_x_dad
@gen_x_dad 16 дней назад
You know they don't do those live, right?
@ecamp6360
@ecamp6360 16 дней назад
Just skip past the useless word salad.
@derkies2133
@derkies2133 16 дней назад
At this point, they can (or probably already do) ask a AI to write a 'Meanwhile segment preamble like Stephen Colbert'. I should try that out..
@mikeflood2588
@mikeflood2588 16 дней назад
Love when Louis Cato can’t help but laugh. Hahah
@LazyIRanch
@LazyIRanch 16 дней назад
I couldn't imagine how anyone could fill the role that Jon Batiste had as bandleader, but I absolutely adore Louis Cato! Damn, he's talented, and seems to be a genuinely lovely person. He's wearing my favorite jacket again. I love his style! The current line up is my favorite Late Night band of all time. Every member is a virtuoso in their own right. I especially love stand up bassist, Endea Owens, who is an outstanding jazz recording artist and rocks her glamorous style. I always check out what she's wearing. I still love Jon, and I hope his soulmate, Suleika Jaouad, will ultimately kick cancer's a$$ and make a full recovery. Reading about their powerful love story reduced me to tears, I had an absolute "ugly" cry, but for the most beautiful reasons!🥹🥲
@arkoobi
@arkoobi 15 дней назад
Oh wow
@richpeltier9519
@richpeltier9519 16 дней назад
Best post-coital joke I've ever heard was an ex who rolled over after and said, "I think you bruised my fucking cervix" 🤘🧙‍♂🤘
@AC3handle
@AC3handle 16 дней назад
amazed he didn't reference trump for the KFC perfume
@vedwalker3974
@vedwalker3974 16 дней назад
Don't get too close, man. You are too close, man. Don't Bug the Walrus! (Goo goo ca-choo!)
@Bdhstl95
@Bdhstl95 17 дней назад
Really thought ‘light butt play’ was going to show up somewhere
@victorpradha9946
@victorpradha9946 16 дней назад
Does THAT topic interest you?
@IliyaMoroumetz
@IliyaMoroumetz 16 дней назад
It nearly took him down the day before! I was sure it was going to come up! XD
@Johnioan2
@Johnioan2 16 дней назад
Not even straight up Korean can faze him on these intros. Legend.
@nathanbopp6163
@nathanbopp6163 16 дней назад
Brought cheeseballs to my daughter's 5th birthday. When i walked in, she screamed, "Yaaay, daddy got big balls."
@mammawlee
@mammawlee 16 дней назад
🙂😂😀😁😅
@djidjidaniel1824
@djidjidaniel1824 16 дней назад
😂😂😂😂
@Kenny49ERS
@Kenny49ERS 16 дней назад
Never happened
@Surge1077
@Surge1077 16 дней назад
Kids say the darndest things....
@colorbugoriginals4457
@colorbugoriginals4457 16 дней назад
@@Kenny49ERShave you ever met a child? 😅
@kiwibob8967
@kiwibob8967 17 дней назад
Trump would be biggly annoyed if he found out more people turned up to watch a man eat cheeseballs than turned up to support him at his trial. I hope no one tells him 😁
@mlbrooks4066
@mlbrooks4066 16 дней назад
The guy wore an orange mask. Maybe it WAS Trump....
@angeladawn805
@angeladawn805 15 дней назад
I'd swear that the writers are competing to make the most contorting tongue twisters stump our man😂
@Darknamja
@Darknamja 17 дней назад
The wife got a chuckle out of Stephen speaking Korean. 😉
@likebot.
@likebot. 16 дней назад
his writers are messing with him. Got him laughing yesterday
@LazyIRanch
@LazyIRanch 16 дней назад
Do most S. Koreans have wonderful sense of humor? Every Korean person I've ever known has had a delightful wit. One of my best friends in high school, Peter Kim, was my partner in drama class and he was so funny I blamed him for making me forget my lines! My dentist, Dr. Choe, is so sweet and funny I actually look forward to going to the dentist now. In the 1980s, I worked as a computer tech with several Korean men and women, they made that boring job so much more fun. The only Korean I dislike is Kim Jong-Un. I hate him for the cruel way he treats his own people.
@mcfishyfirst253
@mcfishyfirst253 17 дней назад
I’ve waited all my life for a moment like this
@FVWhimsy2010
@FVWhimsy2010 16 дней назад
Please start streaming the Late Show Band performances. They deserve the recognition and respect.
@LazyIRanch
@LazyIRanch 16 дней назад
YES! They are the best band on any late night show! Sorry Roots, y'all are great too, but I'm not a fan of Fallon. Nothing personal, but he's no Seth or Stephen. Louis Cato had some mighty big shoes to fill when Jon Batiste left to spend more time caring for his partner fighting a tough battle with leukemia. Louis has his own delightful personality, and his OWN "shoes", and I'm convinced that man could play any instrument he set his talent to. ❤ Louis Cato! He's wearing my favorite jacket again. The gentleman has style!
@squee599
@squee599 16 дней назад
I agree! I love how many of the late night shows still have a live band, I think it's wonderful but Louis Cato and the Late Show band are by far my favourites! Sorry Fred and QL!
@R_C420
@R_C420 16 дней назад
The ability to choose camera feed would be a cool feature for streaming platforms. Of course they'll need to charge everyone more if they use it or not.
@Reinshark
@Reinshark 13 дней назад
They might not be doing so now because of copyright/licensing issues. The band is fantastic, but they may not have the legal right to broadcast the music they play during breaks.
@Reinshark
@Reinshark 13 дней назад
@@R_C420 They sometimes switch to alternate camera shots to hide minor edits. Giving viewers the ability to "choose [a] camera feed" wouldn't work at all for this style of production.
@willdickinson4177
@willdickinson4177 16 дней назад
I wonder if alpacas engage in Light Butt Play!
@jessragan6714
@jessragan6714 16 дней назад
Menthol Sprite? That'll go great with my Newports. Just pour it into my stoma.
@patriciaschilling6290
@patriciaschilling6290 16 дней назад
The alpaca story has me dying of laughing! I love MEANWHILE!!
@radianttiger2307
@radianttiger2307 16 дней назад
OMG I laughed so hard during the alpaca segment
@NY-rg3gy
@NY-rg3gy 16 дней назад
Junky's grumble trunk. One of the best.
@Casper042
@Casper042 16 дней назад
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, Late Show team, send the KFC Perfume to the Chicken in Chief
@geoffreyschultz8515
@geoffreyschultz8515 17 дней назад
The “chilling agent” part of Sprite reminded me of a classic Jeeves and Wooster (if anyone here remembers that) where Wooster is trying to make tea on his own, reading a book warning not to over boil water as it will become “hard.” To which he says… hard water, well that’s just Ice. Felt the same about a chilling agent for a soft drink…
@Joelswinger34
@Joelswinger34 16 дней назад
I love Jeeves and Wooster!
@claireconover
@claireconover 16 дней назад
that must be really old… because I’m not young and even I have no idea what that is.
@jennylynntozier2271
@jennylynntozier2271 16 дней назад
​@@claireconover 70's BBC comedy series
@mariekastler5391
@mariekastler5391 16 дней назад
Bertie Wooster❣️❣️❣️
@mariekastler5391
@mariekastler5391 16 дней назад
​​@@jennylynntozier2271based on book(s) by PG Woodhouse. Can't recommend Strongly enough: vedy posh, vedy funny mysteries!!! PS, yep, I'm Even Older😉
@oonegro82
@oonegro82 16 дней назад
Why is it that the story about the tourist in Norway messing with the Walrus, made Me think that the tourist told the walrus that " I am the Egg Man ".... 🧐
@andyreznick
@andyreznick 16 дней назад
No one under 55 will get this...
@kerrynelson3397
@kerrynelson3397 16 дней назад
"Drivin around, king of the town, always got my window rolled down."
@richardvickrey4786
@richardvickrey4786 16 дней назад
"ALPACA SEX!" As a topic for a joke? SURE, I guess. (Give that writer a bonus!) 💙
@Valdagast
@Valdagast 16 дней назад
Carbonation is actually a cooling agent. When the carbonic acid becomes H2O plus CO2, it takes some energy with it, cooling the drink.
@brianjones6500
@brianjones6500 17 дней назад
Seagulls are the garbage disposal system of systems when you need to throw out the Dungeness crab bait and watch in awe as the seagull swallows it whole
@sewararabo
@sewararabo 14 дней назад
How did he disturb the walrus? By Describing Alpaca sex! 😂
@newhorizonsforfifty2833
@newhorizonsforfifty2833 17 дней назад
To the tune of ...Drunken sailor: What would you do with a hung alpaca...
@richardvickrey4786
@richardvickrey4786 16 дней назад
Brilliant! 💙
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 17 дней назад
“Research and development team went through several rounds of trial and error” just sounds like some of them died and got replaced. (Or I’ve watched to much Sci-Fi.)
@Auldridgencube
@Auldridgencube 17 дней назад
It's like an isolation chamber for the mind. Where, like altered states, you can regress into a happier more primitive form of yourself.
@karinwolf3645
@karinwolf3645 16 дней назад
😆😆😆😆😆💖💖😻🌵👵🐺🖖
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 16 дней назад
I just imagined him on salvia, and it's absolutely epic.
@ConfusedHibiscus-ug1qv
@ConfusedHibiscus-ug1qv 17 дней назад
Till testers stopped going blind -- seth Meyers laughed so hard he jumped out of bed!
@johnnynielsen3006
@johnnynielsen3006 16 дней назад
Till testers started lying to get the hell out of the lab. Is my guess...
@hereigoagain5050
@hereigoagain5050 16 дней назад
If you see a fury dressed as an alpaca, RUN!
@ConfusedHibiscus-ug1qv
@ConfusedHibiscus-ug1qv 17 дней назад
How did he disturb the walrus? He played a Beatles song on a high quality Bluetooth!
@mlbrooks4066
@mlbrooks4066 16 дней назад
I think it was closer to Alpaca sex but not just talking about it.....
@IdislikeTechnology
@IdislikeTechnology 16 дней назад
That's how they got "too close" 🥲❤
@ArtistSalon
@ArtistSalon 17 дней назад
ed. " don't you need 2 for a list? " the alpaca jokes, yea! " i dunno i dunno. " that look ❤
@carleenmulloy481
@carleenmulloy481 17 дней назад
I love Colbert 😅
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
@davidanderson_surrey_bc 16 дней назад
Cheese balls? How about... ...CHEEZ NUTZ!
@sg137iu
@sg137iu 16 дней назад
Weird that I'm drinking a Sprite Chill right now...
@cheknfaks
@cheknfaks 17 дней назад
Sprite teamed up with a mechanic.. "What if we?... Summer's coming & you know that everyone knows engine coolant keeps vehicles from overheating righhht?" "People wanna be cool all the time and we need sales!"
@vilstef6988
@vilstef6988 16 дней назад
Killing the customer with engine coolant means no repeat custumers. And a hella lot of lawsuits. Marketing geniuses and product designers really need to rethink this. Or take the cowards way out and drink it themselves.
@jeffs6090
@jeffs6090 16 дней назад
I was shocked there wasn't a trump joke with that KFC cologne story.
@c2757
@c2757 17 дней назад
I was wondering whether the cheese balls man was Trump especially with the orange jump suit but then I realised he was unlikely to have stopped at just the one jar so it couldn't have been.
@dt2phillips
@dt2phillips 15 дней назад
This is my favorite segment.
@FrisbeeGirl
@FrisbeeGirl 11 дней назад
OMG!! That delight at 00:03 - beautiful!!
@crocglox7797
@crocglox7797 16 дней назад
"Quaker Sprite" is a sludge builder.
@user-qg5wg9ut2o
@user-qg5wg9ut2o 16 дней назад
Thanks for the giggles 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉
@CharlesGriswold
@CharlesGriswold 16 дней назад
Plot twist: Norway has apologized for the misunderstanding. Apparently, it was just Jamie Hyneman visiting his family.
@katthefantastic
@katthefantastic 16 дней назад
❤Drew 😄 If you're gonna forget your "funkytown" list, forget it at Danny's house😄 Love this story 😄 I'm sure her teenager loves this cringe 🤘
@charityquill4965
@charityquill4965 16 дней назад
Honestly this whole situation sounds like something out of an It's Always Sunny episode lmao 😂
@katthefantastic
@katthefantastic 16 дней назад
@@charityquill4965 exactly lol🤘😄
@manaash4316
@manaash4316 15 дней назад
Stephen's sheer joy and hitting the drum beats was freaking ADORABLE and made my whole night.
@thaisstone5192
@thaisstone5192 16 дней назад
Well, watching a person oink down a whole container of cheese balls for free in a delightful park setting would be a pretty good deal, I think. Especially when you hear all the horror stories about how expensive things in New York can be.
@bmac9936
@bmac9936 16 дней назад
“Self-soothe” TMI
@ksrt2654
@ksrt2654 16 дней назад
That was downright mean giving him Korean! 😆
@LazyIRanch
@LazyIRanch 16 дней назад
I would love it if someone gave me some Korean, I love Korean BBQ, Bulgogi and kimchi... OH! You meant the language! Sorry, it's time for lunch and my stomach is growling. 😉
@ernestpeele7282
@ernestpeele7282 17 дней назад
Llong llive llamas! allso appllies to allpacas!!
@thePrisoner1000
@thePrisoner1000 17 дней назад
Nice "Altered States" movie reference.
@xrzeropoint7989
@xrzeropoint7989 17 дней назад
5:42 Evie's Map!
@r.1599
@r.1599 16 дней назад
_"...too close to that alpaca"??_ It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
@Moekoffee2001
@Moekoffee2001 16 дней назад
They are following you because they think you’re gull’ible
@janusatthegate6201
@janusatthegate6201 16 дней назад
All commercial food is a science project.
@janewaterman275
@janewaterman275 16 дней назад
Best Meanwhile ever!! I have alpacas. They can take an hour or more to do the deed. They make so much noise, you would think someone is being repeatedly stabbed. I'll bet there's a you tube. Hey what ever happened to that women on RU-vid who mimed DJT ramblingss? Can you find her?
@shugotenchi
@shugotenchi 14 дней назад
"One" is a list if you format it correctly and have nice stationery.
@stooge389
@stooge389 17 дней назад
1:57 NOW THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW WHO'S NUMBER ONE!!1!
@mlbrooks4066
@mlbrooks4066 16 дней назад
Doesn't Dave and Buster need to be licensed as a casino if they are taking bets?
@ConfusedHibiscus-ug1qv
@ConfusedHibiscus-ug1qv 17 дней назад
I'll drink to that! Ba boom boom
@xrzeropoint7989
@xrzeropoint7989 17 дней назад
Drew flashed Letterman. :)
@BlakieTT
@BlakieTT 16 дней назад
5:39 We all know d FALLOPIAN TOOBES. 😂
@mashobane9982
@mashobane9982 13 дней назад
I cannot watch up without. Balling my eyes out
@CAJim2
@CAJim2 17 дней назад
How come Meanwhile is always uploaded 4 hours later than the monologue?
@Rosarium2007
@Rosarium2007 17 дней назад
Educated guess: the monologue is a teaser released close to,East Coast air time to get people to turn on their TVs and watch the show as it airs and Meanwhile is released after the show airs on the West Coast so the TV audience gets to see it first.
@edfleming9600
@edfleming9600 17 дней назад
Because it's called free.
@glenangel3636
@glenangel3636 10 дней назад
They are no longer allowed to use the "cooling" sensation in cigarettes so they had to use it somewhere. Mmmm, menthol Sprite
@billyshithead3139
@billyshithead3139 7 дней назад
Whaaat? No more menthol cigarettes? I mean, I quit a few years ago, but what if I want to relapse somewhere down the line? 🤔🚬💨
@terryp.luvsjenifer.winklem1314
@terryp.luvsjenifer.winklem1314 16 дней назад
Awesome
@colleenclements5715
@colleenclements5715 16 дней назад
Stephen & writers . . . Thank you for MEANWHILE -- You always make interesting -- can't live w/o it👍
@bigbird2451
@bigbird2451 14 дней назад
It's all about that good, good, up and to the left. They love it every time.
@Cancun771
@Cancun771 16 дней назад
5:24 Louis really making an effort to contain the groans now.
@chrisrobinson679
@chrisrobinson679 16 дней назад
I couldnt agree more about that Up movie... tremendous downer. The moral at the end is basically 'its okay to give up your dream and just do something else'
@gwheyduke
@gwheyduke 12 дней назад
Manifold lubricant? Most soft drinks already really do have Antifreeze in them, you may be surprised to learn that Coca-Cola contains propylene glycol. Propylene glycol is an ingredient that's used as a preservative. It has many other uses, including being used as an anti-freeze. It's not just used in Coke though-it can be found in many other foods and cosmetics as well.
@TimEarlyNet
@TimEarlyNet 16 дней назад
There must be a million "disturb the walrus' jokes...
@FreddyJong-co6cb
@FreddyJong-co6cb 16 дней назад
Fair dinkum unbelivable😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@vsznry
@vsznry 17 дней назад
RDJ would know about the alpaca sex
@dannyburleigh1
@dannyburleigh1 16 дней назад
Bert Coldsnap!!
@jeffbangkok
@jeffbangkok 16 дней назад
Thank you from Bangkok
@richardsimon4135
@richardsimon4135 16 дней назад
I'd like my Meanwhile intros book by Christmas please
@RansomeStoddard
@RansomeStoddard 17 дней назад
The preamble is the best part.
@c2757
@c2757 17 дней назад
Wouldn't know. I always skip forward past that bit.
@suen5006
@suen5006 17 дней назад
@@c2757 Nooooo!
@naomiarram5187
@naomiarram5187 17 дней назад
I've been saying for ages that we need fan art depicting the Meanwhile intros!!
@lirianoc
@lirianoc 17 дней назад
I hate it!
@theseinstrumentals
@theseinstrumentals 16 дней назад
Tina Fey’s old tale of either Colbert or Carell being a ladies man during their time at second city haunts me. She never revealed who it was and I have no idea lol
@Ivehadenuff
@Ivehadenuff 13 дней назад
I bet it was Carroll.
@rmdodsonbills
@rmdodsonbills 16 дней назад
I'm really starting to wonder what Stephen did to piss off the writers' room that they keep giving him such tongue twisters for the introduction to Meanwhile. Yowza!
@dennismukoyatv
@dennismukoyatv 16 дней назад
5:19 Sheeeesh! God damn...
@NeoDragonFlame
@NeoDragonFlame 14 дней назад
until the testers stopped becoming bling 😂
@mickeysmyspiritanimal223
@mickeysmyspiritanimal223 16 дней назад
0:02 awesome! 🥁 🎸 🥁
@Michaelkaydee
@Michaelkaydee 17 дней назад
Maybe alpacas don't have cervixes?
@gloomyblackfur399
@gloomyblackfur399 17 дней назад
They don't if the male is doing it right.
@justinhill4847
@justinhill4847 16 дней назад
KFC perfume? That'll be the talk of the trailer park
@pjforde1978
@pjforde1978 16 дней назад
"salvia jitters" pretty much sums up this moment for any historians watching.
@amberbeaty7353
@amberbeaty7353 15 дней назад
Oh I was hoping for a Beatles reference in that ending punchline.
@richtakings3359
@richtakings3359 17 дней назад
The KFC cologne has been harvested from Trump sweat.
@andyreznick
@andyreznick 16 дней назад
Not bad. Trump Sweat splash-on could be the next thing that he uses to fleece the faithful. And don't forget for our new fragrances: Trump Fart air freshener and Burger Breath mouthwash! Make America Gross Again!
@richtakings3359
@richtakings3359 16 дней назад
@@andyreznick LOL good ones there. I was thinking for the cologne with "Eau De Golden Toilette". And instead of "Pour Homme" it's "Pour Enfant"
@nishidohellhillsruler6731
@nishidohellhillsruler6731 16 дней назад
I don't know if anyone reading this would be able to believe me, but I have never, ever in my whole life, thought of alpaca boinking.
@charlykatbat4468
@charlykatbat4468 16 дней назад
The walrus story technically wasn't in Norway, but on svalbard 😅 it's a bit of a complicated situation geopolitical. Anyhow, greetings from Longyearbyen, don't disturb our wildlife
@christopherbedford9897
@christopherbedford9897 15 дней назад
Junkies' grumble-trunk of news...
@igorschmidlapp6987
@igorschmidlapp6987 16 дней назад
Male alpaca: "We don't need no stinkin' cervix!" ;-P
@bellmattwebb
@bellmattwebb 16 дней назад
Light butt play😂
@rjathar
@rjathar 15 дней назад
For a good time, turn on closed captions during the intro
@Itosalix
@Itosalix 16 дней назад
You know you don't stop until you reach the fallopian tubes. Everyone knows that.
@urobob
@urobob 11 дней назад
That’s Stephen’s 9th grade photo for the sex list bit. Hysterical!
@israelborrerojr9772
@israelborrerojr9772 16 дней назад
Did the guy disturbing the walrus yell 'COO COO CACHOO!' at it?
@Altrue
@Altrue 12 дней назад
Nobody noticed his illustration of a teenager was young John Oliver?? 😂
Далее
Who Will Trump Pick For His 2024 Running Mate?
5:32
Просмотров 869 тыс.