Doctor Reacts To FUNNIEST Onion Medical Headlines #1

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I've been a fan of The Onion for many years. For those of you unfamiliar, the onion is a satirical newspaper that focuses on current events. I have seen it trick people on Facebook before. Anyway, let's enjoy a nice laugh during a difficult time such as this.
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Комментарии : 7 тыс.

@Macapta 3 года назад

Fav Onion headline ever is “amazing, miracle of birth occurs for 8 billionth time”

@mariabarker2036 3 года назад

LOLOLOLOL teehee

@haroldwilkes6608 3 года назад

Even Jesus stopped making wine once in a while...

@OveranalyzingEverything 3 года назад

Hasn't there been more than 8 billion people on earth or is the joke that the miracle happens so often every day?

@Macapta 3 года назад

@@OveranalyzingEverything the latter, that we call something a miracle even though it’s so common.

@OveranalyzingEverything 3 года назад

@@Macapta but then again there has been more than 8 billion people born. The ones alive today and the ones from the past.

@clarissarojas7959 4 года назад

This video is like when you tell your mom a joke and she turns it into a lecture

@AmmaraSHAH773377 4 года назад

Oh my god thats so accurate. Especially with the fingerless gloves

@abhisheikpatangey3481 4 года назад

I like Dr Mike, but how does he have time to create such videos while his city suffers

@chriscarguy 4 года назад

Abhisheik Patangey sometimes you gotta lighten to mood a bit more. These videos really take your mind off the virus, so in a way it’s saving a lot of people stress. Because of that he’s actually saving lives. LoGiC

@onceinabluemoon3264 4 года назад

ChrisCarGuy - True

@tokyodrift90s 4 года назад

Bro i literally commented this 21 hours ago and i dont get one heart from doctor mike😭

@jacob_massengale 9 месяцев назад

"Seriously injured woman heroically fends off paramedics trying to put her in medical debt"-my favorite

@bepis_lord7883 Месяц назад

Basically when someone's about to call the ambulance for you, so you gotta show them that you're not sick enough to need an ambulance.

@GoodMorningHikers 2 года назад

Speaking of wrong grandparents, something like that actually happened to me: At the elderly home my grandmother is staying at, I visited her one weekend and was waiting in the common room, and the caretaker brought out the wrong grandma. The funny part is both my grandmother and the one they brought out have dementia, so even though I'd never met her, she thought I was a relative and was ecstatic to see me. After the caretaker found the correct grandmother, the three of us sat around and had a wonderful chat. Just me and my two grandmothers.

@vanderbam2741 2 года назад

What this is a great comment lol

@phoebegilliland8897 Год назад

That's really sweet.

@NamelessM.F. Год назад

that’s amazing 😭

@deemah3602 9 месяцев назад

caretaker… dementia… 💀

@christopherdean1326 9 месяцев назад

We all have two grandmothers, that's how procreation works 🙂

@dontmindme4885 4 года назад

Dr. Mike: freeze-away toe remover Cinderellas step sisters: **nervous sweating**

@DaMoosicRawks 4 года назад

Underrated.

@danielf.7151 4 года назад

But does it also work on heels?

@lillyko5611 4 года назад

Dove: rockadeedoo there's ice in the shoe.

@Hi-iv9fj 4 года назад

Oof

@jordankelly7540 3 года назад

Daniel F. I don't think so

@acaesic 4 года назад

Mike looking at a _’toe remover’:_ “Oh, I have this thing! I’ve used it before!”

@hiimjohnquinones2971 4 года назад

Yeah, I used it too so now I'm down to 12 toes. Wish me luck on getting the other 4 off. (Edit) thanks for the likes, y'all really like toes apparently

@khatunamezvrishvili6211 4 года назад

@@hiimjohnquinones2971 bruh

@csweezey18 4 года назад

@@hiimjohnquinones2971 Hol' up.

@ashleybishop3431 4 года назад

@@hiimjohnquinones2971 A true intellectual

@annlakes24 4 года назад

Video Star yo same

@davidcookmfs6950 3 года назад

6:17 I have a badly suppressed immune system. I had a doctor for years who was a professor, and he would bring about a dozen students when seeing me. Of course I had given him permission. He wanted to see how different students handled examining the same patient. So my medical appointments about every three months would go on for a couple of hours. He would have them come in one at a time to do their exam, and then after everyone was done, he would do the exam and narrate everything he was doing and explaining why about everything, and then spend about a half hour having a class discussion. One student from West Africa correctly diagnosed that I had a patch of leprosy starting, and no one else caught it, not even the professor. The thing that tipped him off was that I had a numb patch on my back, and he ordered a test, and that is what it was. Turns out it is still a lot more common in the US than people think, but it is much more common in developing countries, and he immediately recognized it. It is bacterial, and apparently attacks nerves, so the reason that people wind up with wounds is that they don't fell pain where a wound is starting, and it gets worse.

@chestio3488 2 года назад

Cool story! Hope your doing well, even with a bellow average immune system! :D

@azaanhm 2 года назад

@@chestio3488 lmao I can't tell if you're concerned for him or just making fun of him!!!

@DKNguyen3.1415 9 месяцев назад

That's like an episode of House.

@mroiddzhem7311 8 месяцев назад

Thank you! I'm a medstudent and we need patients like you

@niagara6015 3 месяца назад

Doctors in Africa are used to seeing all different types of diseases; in South Africa we have everything because of all the people that have immigrated here from other African countries. When Covid hit Africa we already had ample experience with contagious diseases and viruses.

@hexxidelux6224 Год назад

This is concerning. I first heard of the "nutritionists say people who eat right shouldn't poop at all" thing from my mother. It was passed on to me as real news because she had seen it on TV being presented as such. My mother does not know how to use a computer, and (of course) has no social media accounts. She doesn't have a cellphone and we still use a landline phone here at the house. If she says she saw it on the news, she means it. I was going weeks thinking "nutritionists are going crazy" each time I went to the bathroom. I had no idea it was from The Onion. But now, I do. That means, someone around or in South Carolina thought it was real news and put it on our news networks to be shown as such. I'm rambling. Trying to think about it is blowing my mind.

@KimonFrousios 9 месяцев назад

That someone thought it was real is not surprising. That nobody else questioned it before it reached getting presented, is what is deeply concerning.

@Duffyboi 9 месяцев назад

@@KimonFrousiosIt’s the people that use social media and take everything at face value.

@jb888888888 8 месяцев назад

Around me sometimes on slow news days they'll put up things like that as a funny. "See what the Onion says LOL" but then I can imagine people who might miss that first part see it and think it's real.

@FuckGoogle502 7 месяцев назад

The Onion has tricked newscasters into repeating its articles quite a few times now lol

@MarginalSC 7 месяцев назад

That thought predates The Onion by decades at least.

@painfall 3 года назад

Plot twist: The Onion is actually predicting the future

@sandpaperunderthetable6708 3 года назад

Oof

@lancebargamento1784 3 года назад

Oh no....

@ing9545 3 года назад

Funny

@gsmarkham 3 года назад

On more than one occasion...

@pendingauthor2536 3 года назад

Someone needs to check on the Mickey containment.

@clarkemz869 3 года назад

"...the most infectious part of your hand... are fingertips." Me while biting my nails: 👁👄👁

@AstralArbourSys 3 года назад

I've been called out-

@KatKitty_ 3 года назад

@@AstralArbourSys fellow enby?

@AstralArbourSys 3 года назад

@@KatKitty_ yep! enbies of the internet unite lmao

@sapnajoy935 3 года назад

I WAS BITING MY NAIL WHILE READING THIS COMMENT HSKJDKSJSKJKD

@abbyroad5169 3 года назад

Just builds your immune system.

@eirinipapagianni7598 3 года назад

The one where the doctor supposedly asked to bring in his poker buddies was funny until I remembered a story of my mums births. The doctor who was responsible for delivering my brother brought in the delivery room his wife to watch my mum give birth so he could convince her to have a baby with him. My mum wasnt really satisfied with him as a doctor,so she went to a new one when she was having me. The second doctor brought in the delivery room his under-age high-school son to watch a live birth because the kid wanted to go to med school 😂

@ayishaks6510 2 года назад

Certainly, watching a woman screaming in labour is absolutely the best way to convince his wife to have a kid. *Eye roll* lol

@vanderbam2741 2 года назад

That's shocking. So violating.

@Jack1994hoo 2 года назад

Wtf kinda hospital was that? An episode of Scrubs?

@eirinipapagianni7598 2 года назад

@@Jack1994hoo a hospital in Greece during the 90s my friend 😂

@reaganharder1480 2 года назад

As I understand, when I was born the doctor brought into the room a sandwhich. Because she was called in off her lunch break.

@theblackvalkyrie69 3 года назад

*“If doctors have crows feet, it means they care.”* - Dr Mike, 2021

@Gaehhn 2 года назад

That left me confused for a second, because I thought he was talking about caltrops...

@MigattenoBlakae 7 месяцев назад

@@GaehhnLMAO

@vanessaf7259 4 года назад

“You owe me a half hour of my life back” 😂😂😂 👏👏👏 When it comes to wasting peoples’ time, insurance companies are so in debt they can’t possibly pay everyone back!

@mortimerbrewster3671 4 года назад

When it comes to wasting peoples' time, the doctors are so in debt they can't possibly pay everyone back. I don't bother going to doctors because I won't wait the 45+ minutes late that they always are, even when I make certain I'm the first patient of the day.

@moonlit_sky127 4 года назад

@@mortimerbrewster3671 You don't bother going to the doctors? Dude, ya really need to start going! Even if it's just twice a year!

@saltedlemons5908 4 года назад

Moonlit_Sky2712 nah. If he doesn’t want to go, he doesn’t have to. That’s one Less person to pollute the world

@jamessheppard4372 4 года назад

@@saltedlemons5908 exactly

@jdirksen 3 года назад

My old youth therapist, first name Karen, literally ended up speaking to the manager and put me on emergency supply after they hadn’t sent in my mood stabilizers nearly a month after writing in the prescription

@dustinbeard 4 года назад

"Chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions" It's about time.

@Gabriel-yd4bq 4 года назад

nah it's too late. he ded now.

@draconicepic4124 4 года назад

I thought you just keep shocking them until their heart beats and then scream, "It's alive!"

@sashafinlay2235 4 года назад

same with "BEE-WOOP!"

@dustinbeard 4 года назад

@@draconicepic4124 Only if they are flat linining

@Thehouseoffail Год назад

I have a rare condition. When I was a teenager, I was in the hospital for treatment and the doctor asked if some of her medical students could sit in. She was so excited to share this because having this condition at such a young age is almost unheard of. I said yes, thinking it was just going to be a few people discussing my case. NOPE. They came while I was asleep in the morning. No warning, no bra, hair unbrished, and feeling very vulnerable. And in comes about 30 mostly male medical interns crowded around my bed to watch her trigger a reaction from my condition. It was humiliating. Safe to say, that poker buddies joke isn't too far off the mark.

@AutumnTehKitty 7 месяцев назад

Ah, I'm sorry they didn't give you better warning to prepare or change your mind.

@ohyeah518 2 года назад

I can tell you as an a pretty great poker player that the reason they were dark glasses is because your pupils dilate when you see something valuable. Just be sure to get non-reflective ones.

@devonm042690 2 года назад

Is it when you see something valuable? Or something that commands your attention; for example something you want? 'Something valuable' sounds awfully nebulous to be something your body has an explicit reaction to.

@ohyeah518 Год назад

@@devonm042690 Absolutely

@itzcloudieout4869 4 года назад

Toe remover: *exists Dr mike: I used this before Me: *concerned

@PeachesCourage 4 года назад

Look up on youtube An Omaly - News Analysis & Hip-hop You won't believe how this young man sees all of this He is so correct*! They don't wanna hurt their reputations and give us uh dumb people the actual truth ? My father was a physicist and he knew that in the 90's they were very capable of doing just that * We know nothing?

@tucker3536 4 года назад

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

@sometimessnarky1642 4 года назад

@@PeachesCourage what are you talking about?

@orange_orange1985 4 года назад

PeachesCourage what?

@Forlorn_Dusks 4 года назад

@@PeachesCourage What in the *heck* are you talking about, Peaches.

@lauragarzon5277 4 года назад

Dr Mike: These are just jokes, don't take them seriously Dr. Mike: *Takes the jokes seriously*

@joy100ish 3 года назад

This like talking to your parents xD

@superpotterfan7435 3 года назад

I feel like he’s also wanting to make sure that people understand the truth vs the joke so they know it’s a joke. I liked that he took the jokes and explained where they most likely originated and why they wouldn’t happen for real. 😁

@moistnugget4147 3 года назад

he's a medical professional, cut him some slack :P

@overdadeirofelipao3629 3 года назад

I mean... what else is he supposed to do? Read medical memes and like... laugh 3 times?

@NoOne-wz2ht 3 года назад

@@joy100ish yeah read the top comment

@azeemtravadi6128 3 года назад

"never reveal any of your symptoms" simulated patients in the OSCE: "write that down, write that down!"

@staceyk2274 2 года назад

🤣 too relatable!

@aliepatchik8277 Год назад

I love how Sam always has to be explaining jokes in the background

@easymedicinebytmd8247 4 года назад

Everbody else: I need a haircut! Dr Mike: I need a pedicure!

@blank-6222 4 года назад

I wish my dad agreed to let me cut his hair.....😂😂😂

@haleyhawkins1995 4 года назад

I can relate I need both

@terkhenkhbat2168 4 года назад

I need all SIKE

@blank-6222 4 года назад

Wow this comment is getting loved so much...by the I appreciate your channel

@najlasmith8933 4 года назад

Easy Medicine by TMD 🤣😭

@Niikachuuuu 4 года назад

“Does you doctor have crows feet ? That means they care” 😂

@peacefulinvasion684 4 года назад

Actually it means that theres a crow out there with no feet

@jutau 4 года назад

@@peacefulinvasion684 I'm sure rabbits would be happier, if this trends.

@akanechan1211 4 года назад

@@peacefulinvasion684 It's the law of equivalent exchange

@BjornUltimatum 4 года назад

Dr. Mike doesn't care is confirmed.

@Moji_Night 2 года назад

The fact that you got duped even though you know full well the Onion is satire is the best thing. So pure. Don't ever change.

@Envrionmela 2 года назад

I remember one day my doc explained this to me "Hypothetically, eating 5 pounds of carrots is still 5 pounds. And while carrots are good for you, excessive is just as unhealthy as not eating healthily enough"

@nollypolly1869 4 года назад

Ladies and gentlemen, we got a "pee woop"! All is right in the world.

@prettyluhliaya4774 4 года назад

Yesss I was Soo happy I rewinded it back just to do it with him

@wingy6060 4 года назад

Pee? He can't be very healthy then

@akanksha1715 4 года назад

@@wingy6060 pun intended 🤔😄

@dyhia1311 4 года назад

Dr Mike is the only person who can turn a joke into a lecture without making it annoying

@evanislost 4 года назад

I like people who can organically drop nuggets of knowledge, if it's someone whose professional field is related and it's like factoids that are interesting and not common knowledge. It's like an attractive quality, yknow?

@nazanin2674 4 года назад

Dyhia ⵣ it's just because he's good looking

@jihadzengana5530 4 года назад

Dyhia ⵣ one of the main reasons that I keep watching his videos ❤️

@tucker3536 4 года назад

Ttue

@sometimessnarky1642 4 года назад

Nah, it's still annoying.

@floatingeyeballs44 2 года назад

My favorite Onion article was one they put out years ago (early 2000's) that said the FDA had approved salmonella for human consumption. I showed it to some of my relatives, who were outraged! Lol

@mery5989 3 года назад

the fact that even you actually bleached your teeth when you were young makes the "too white teeth in the us" stereotype make perfect sense. I have never heard of anyone doing that here, it sounds dangerous

@gooseducktunguska425 Год назад

It sounds weird

@deusexaethera 3 года назад

4:59 - True story: When my son was born, the nurses (especially in the nursery unit) were fawning over him and saying how cute he was -- "no really, I say this to every parent, but yours really is the most adorable baby I've seen in a long time", etc. By the end of our time in the hospital, I was telling the nurses, "Well of course he's the cutest one; I picked him out myself." The older nurses thought it was hilarious; the new nurses were horrified.

@FunnyParadox 3 года назад

Are you my mother ? XD because that's the EXACT same story she told me XD

@danielkeslerjr4407 3 года назад

I was gonna comment about the baby security bracelet thing. If someone is gonna steal a baby, why wouldn't they.. just take the bracelet off the baby..

@devforfun5618 3 года назад

@@danielkeslerjr4407 my guess is it makes a sound or alert the security or simply stops openning the door when removed

@deusexaethera 3 года назад

@@danielkeslerjr4407: The bracelet is has a built-in tamper alarm, in the form of a heartbeat monitor. It presses tightly against the bottom of the baby's foot, and if it stops detecting a heartbeat (or if it detects heart arrhythmia) it goes nuts.

@karlkfoury2213 3 года назад

if he's cute then he's probably not your son

@popartlover101 4 года назад

2 things I've learned in this video: 1. His eyes are pretty 2. He can be my doctor any day😂

@mariee.5912 4 года назад

He can't be my doctor. 😊

@stevenqu3 4 года назад

I learned that he used to do professional poker

@jacobfrancisco7580 4 года назад

Simp

@jacobfrancisco7580 4 года назад

Simp

@THEBEANLORD4 4 года назад

He must be a poptart

@afterburn2600 7 месяцев назад

I've been reading The Onion since it was only a print newspaper in Madison, WI, and it's always been fantastic. Unrelated to health but my favorite article was Tips to Stay Cool in the Summer, and their suggestions included such gems as "Wear a tinfoil hat," "Buy a Celsius thermometer to enjoy temperatures that rarely exceed 40 degrees," and "Stay in your dank cave and guard your precious."

@L._Diaz 2 года назад

The 'bringing interns in for observation' made me laugh out loud for real! When I was delivering my twins, my doctor was golfing with his 13 year old son. He not only asked if he can bring in the interns, but he asked if his son could just sit quietly in the corner in the back of the room because he wants to be a doctor when he grows up! Of course, by that time, EVERY woman is like, ' Yes! Whatever! Stop talking let's get these babies out!' So you KNOW how crowded that delivery room was! Each baby had their own set of nurses and other staff, plus 7 interns, plus his kid sitting in the corner on a plastic chair. It was crazy, man! lol! :)

@pranaya_boru 4 года назад

“Do you want to live or die” 😂😂

@outtathepantry 4 года назад

May i take the latter?

@aayhanjurir8590 4 года назад

@@outtathepantry :( you ok there?

@TruckTaxiMoveIt 4 года назад

You'll be surprised

@Negasuki 4 года назад

@@outtathepantry You'd have to go out and protest in public without a mask for that atm :P

@GlitterC8k 4 года назад

That's a harder question these days.

@johnnyfines627 4 года назад

“You owe me a half hour of my life back.” I’m using this every time I have to talk to dumb people from now on. 😂

@harveyabel1354 4 года назад

You do know they're *everywhere*?

@melissablackwood 4 года назад

Then you'll waste another half hour trying to explain it to them... because they're dumb.

@dylannecros3636 4 года назад

@@melissablackwood then tell them they owe you an hour.

@johnnyfines627 4 года назад

@@melissablackwood Or... I don’t explain it at all, and even though I won’t get that half hour back, I’ll save the half hour not explaining it to them. I’ll say I broke even and call it a day.

@jushiii_146 4 года назад

Coming from a country with one of the best health insuranceses: I feel so sorry that stuff like that is actually happening in the biggest economy of the world :(

@MrZardoz777 9 месяцев назад

"Never tip them off by revealing any of your symptoms . . ." My brother actually did that, went to the doctor and didn't tell him he'd been exposed to mono. Got a medication cross-indicated for mono and wound up with this crazy rash.

@Rugelacharugula 3 года назад

I could not have Dr. Mike as my physician. I would constantly be mesmerized by his impossibly fantastic hair.

@jamesmason7979 4 года назад

"Never tell them any of your symptoms." 😂😂😂

@kevinlandrini6799 4 года назад

just play a little game of guessing. lets see if you can guess what hurts doc! they start hitting you in every place possible lol

@garcia9903 4 года назад

@@kevinlandrini6799 ohh dude, your comment is brilliant 😂

@Jharrisimages 3 года назад

Doctor, fighting with insurance company: "You owe me a half hour of my life back." Patient, fighting with insurance company: "You owe me my life back."

@wesnohathas1993 2 года назад

Insurance companies really are the worst.

@Jimothyjohns 2 года назад

@@wesnohathas1993 they really are, especially when it comes to medical care.

@Kyleplaysgames567 7 месяцев назад

@@wesnohathas1993It's a joke at this point. "OH don't worry insurance will pay for it!"

@phydeux 2 года назад

Actually, HIPAA doesn't have anything to say on you sitting in on a friend's exam as long as your friend approves. My best friend took me with her for her brain cancer treatments because I'd been through them with my mother and she knew I'd understand everything they were telling us. The doctors didn't mind since it was her idea. I even sat next to the MRI and held her hand as she got her scans.

@irisbear9421 2 года назад

15ish years ago, when I had my babies, they only put a security tag on the baby so nobody could take it from the nursery unapproved or whatever.. like a library book.. It's hilarious to me, but I'm also very glad for this extra step.

@billoftt1 3 года назад

"The Onion is a satirical newspaper..." No, The Onion is The Finest News Source!

@somegoodsoup7008 3 года назад

It's more reliable than the BBC

@jimluvsgene 3 года назад

@@somegoodsoup7008 and FOX. And NYT.

@jimluvsgene 3 года назад

And ABC CBS MSNBC NBC USA Today TWSJ TWP POLITICO Bloomberg Vice News HBO HuffPost TMZ CNET NPR THR Newsweek TNY Time US News and World Report And The Guardian.

@crackaby7075 2 года назад

@@jimluvsgene and Russia Today.

@crackaby7075 2 года назад

@@jimluvsgene and France 24.

@confusedbubble7948 4 года назад

I love the sound of his laugh , his laugh are amusing . 😂💕

@averagemanful 4 года назад

I are liking it too

@cinnabonbon 4 года назад

aveRAGE joe i are in fact liking it to

@user-bg2hd8xm1y 4 года назад

And the fact that you don't know what grammar is. Is amusing

@rasskhovp528 4 года назад

allie kasarcik incorrect punctuation in the middle of your sentence.

@cyerripaws8270 4 года назад

allie kasarcik lol that was uncalled for bruh she just expressed she liked his laugh, u didn’t have to go “WelL youR GrammAr iS AmuSIng”

@finley7906 3 года назад

doctor mike is like the love interest in a cheap romance novel and honestly, im here for it

@GingerRat Год назад

4:50 Why did you skip over the explanation, I was just as confused as Mike, and still am

@TheInterestingInformer 10 месяцев назад

Same still tryna understand?! Like is it cuz doctors protect their witnesses? (Patients)? Doesn’t work!! Golly

@windalock9689 3 года назад

I'm sad that he missed "after successfully stopping his patient's heart"

@mjolnirsoul9214 3 года назад

nono, doctors do that for medical procedures

@slcRN1971 3 года назад

My husband had open heart surgery and his heart was stopped in order to get a heart valve replacement. He was connected to a heart-lung bypass machine for awhile. Scary time! FYI: He’s fine and back to working out again every day.

@sabahhasbi3765 3 года назад

@@mjolnirsoul9214 but it was stopped for the entire night.. then the doctor came back for it the next mornin

@mjolnirsoul9214 3 года назад

@@sabahhasbi3765 well yes that's the joke there but I was just pointing out that doctors do in fact stop hearts during surgeries

@sabahhasbi3765 3 года назад

@@mjolnirsoul9214 well yea I just pointed out the fact that it's not the same circumstances.

@rebeccahicks2392 3 года назад

"Get on the phone spend half an hour arguing with the insurance company" This is the doctor we all need.

@ledues3336 3 года назад

True

@R.Daneel 3 года назад

My dentist took time out of their own day to argue that 2 (not just 1) of my 4 new crowns were required, not cosmetic. Saved me about $1500. (Convinced them that it was $1500 now, or covering adult braces later and THEN the crown anyway. The insurance, surprisingly, saw the light.)

@devforfun5618 3 года назад

@@R.Daneel what ? they are physically able to think long term ? i thougth it was impossible

@SkiDaBird 3 года назад

@@devforfun5618 They are surprisingly good at predicting the future, whether in underwriting, claims, or patient reps. Corporate penny pinching is the problem.

@MrCharlesfire 2 года назад

This is a doctor nobody SHOULD need. Seriously, America, you're the last first world country not having universal health care...

@chronicallyfabulous88 2 года назад

I've been going to the same GP for like 8 years and I have a whole laundry list of rare chronic illnesses, including a rare genetic disorder. Any time the clinic has student doctors there sitting in on appointments, he knows I'm cool with being a learning opportunity in terms of complex patients, lol. I've had some pretty interesting questions, but thankfully they've always been respectful 😅 I figure learning about me and what my ongoing care involves could help some kid down the line who's just been diagnosed with my condition/s, when their doctor remembers what my GP and I told them.

@raven1436 2 года назад

7:50 after successfully stopping heart

@BBG06301 4 года назад

"Pooping is great. Urinating-- great." What a stunning review from Doctor Mike. I'll have to look into this.

@harveyabel1354 4 года назад

Er....not TOO closely, I hope?

@TruckTaxiMoveIt 4 года назад

Not too close though, ok? [Edit] Someone beat me to it

@jamestays8416 4 года назад

Sounds like Dr Mike has some enjoyable times in the bathroom.

@bradlyfray1010 4 года назад

Big if true

@wonk123 4 года назад

“in the future, humor will be randomly generated” onion: *this seems like a job for me me*

@moe_1838 4 года назад

69 likes N I C E

@dilyuq3714 4 года назад

Now this looks like job for me so everybody just follow me

@Kel_Li 4 года назад

@@dilyuq3714 cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me

@rodrigolopezvillegas4272 4 года назад

hai kazuma desu

@terkhenkhbat2168 4 года назад

@kittylynndale5264 10 месяцев назад

Whenever I see the fingerless glove meme, it reminds me of some of the nurses who tried to draw my blood for lab tests. They would put on the gloves, then rip open one of the index fingertips to feel the vein. They always got offended when I refused to let them draw my blood unless they put on new (unbroken) gloves.

@bibinoojen 3 года назад

"a good [doctor] would know how to ask what you mean without sounding judgmental" Last part crucial!! LOL

@kenzzzz23 4 года назад

My favorite: “You owe me a half hour of my life back” I’m a pharmacy tech and I feel this way every time I talk to insurance!

@hermionehp1100 4 года назад

My mom says the doctors at insurance companies are the ones who graduated at the bottom of their class and couldn’t get a residency 😂

@mortimerbrewster3671 4 года назад

The only people worse than doctors in keeping people waiting is the pharmacist. I'm lucky that I don't need regular medicine but I've been with friends who've asked for me to "quickly" run by the pharmacy to pick up their medicine. Fucking waste of time.

@TrushaTaneja 4 года назад

@@mortimerbrewster3671 Just so you know it is highly likely that it's the insurance company keeping the pharmacist held up and delaying your pick up time. Pharmacists and pharmacy technicians do not and cannot control your co-pay, and/or your insurance company's requirements like prior authorizations.

@lineisdumb6556 4 года назад

I’m a diabetic and during corona my pharmacy ran out of insulin and we couldn’t get any insulin for hours. My mother literally called three pharmacies and than ended going to the hospital because I was that low on insulin

@xattix 4 года назад

@@lineisdumb6556 I'm sorry that happened to you. If 3 pharmacies didn't have your insulin, it sounds like a supply problem. Covid is supposedly causing several drug backorders

@NutellaBukkake 4 года назад

That “beewoop” gave me more serotonin than my stimulus check.

@MadellaBeauty 4 года назад

saaammmeee!

@michaelachetty7556 4 года назад

The accuracy! 😂😂

@bonniea.1941 2 года назад

I don’t usually like these kinds of videos but laughing along with (or at 🤷🏻‍♀️) Doc Mike makes me very happy. And laughter IS the best medicine! ❤️

@andrewjohnson6716 3 года назад

6:18 Story time. When I got my vasectomy I ended up with an infection that had my genitals temporarily deformed. While I was waiting in the waiting room, my attending physician came in with a medical student asking to see my condition. At the time there was a “candy-striper” (community volunteer with no medical training) in the room so I refused. I guess the story got around because the rest of my stay at the hospital was made up of doctors coming I to my room with students, self-righteously explaining that it was a teaching hospital and the value of showing medical students active conditions, me explaining what happened, and then the doctor agreeing that that never should have happened. I wonder how many times the doctor who admitted me got talked to by each subsequent doctor.

@pokeround 4 года назад

"Doctor, I've got a pain in my kiddlies!" "Do you mean kidneys?" "That's what I said, diddle I?"

@Maurycy5 4 года назад

Sauce: Kurt Vonnegut, "When Mortals Sleep"... kinda...

@pokeround 4 года назад

@@Maurycy5 Ah, interesting! I was thinking of Tommy Cooper.

@salamjihad3449 4 года назад

@Mahdin Bhuiyan ITS TRUE !! I GAVE HER $300 !!!!!

@dawn8293 3 года назад

Isn’t that the joke from Star Trek? Love it!

@seaotter4439 3 года назад

I feel like I'm having a stroke

@TuffMelon 3 года назад

I just love how The Onion nails the absurd article headlines so well that there's also a subreddit for similarly absurd stories that AREN'T from The Onion.

@xtensioncordtv1969 3 года назад

@@timothinev9444 r/nottheonion

@rezwittkerchester2055 2 года назад

John 3:16-17 KJV "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved."

@iminavegetativestatestudio1730 2 года назад

@@rezwittkerchester2055 this is the funniest onion article ive read so far

@negativeorangutan546 2 года назад

@@rezwittkerchester2055 wrong comment section

@Sniperbear13 3 года назад

gotta love how The Onion can sometimes make something sound real.

@jiyapatel6310 2 года назад

3:33 the aww 🥰 is literally awwwww....

@sachadominique4648 4 года назад

"Dr. Scholl's Introduces New Freeze-Away Toe Remover" Dr. Mike : "oh I have this thing" 😂😂😂😂 sure you do

@kulcsocska 4 года назад

I read this then that part came😂😂

@champagneproblemz7386 4 года назад

@Emmelene Perencevich Exactly 🤦😂😂😂

@sachadominique4648 4 года назад

@Emmelene Perencevich ik

@johan.ohgren 4 года назад

Sounds like a severe case of frostbite to me😏...

@theresalynn3633 4 года назад

*How to find the right doctor, a guide:* 1) look all over your town 2) if necessary look in a few other towns near by 3) if the above fails move to New Jersey and look for Doctor Mike 4) say *PEEWOOP* 5) Congrats! you have found a great doctor!

@norge0209 4 года назад

I SO wish this was true. I live in New Jersey, but I doubt Doctor Mike is taking new patients.

@theresalynn3633 4 года назад

Wallace Lam I’m glad I could help!😂

@cocoraven1523 4 года назад

I live in New Jersey but I doubt he is taking new patients 😞

@lmonsalud7034 4 года назад

peewoop

@SweetAeromotion 4 года назад

Courtney hghahahsdkaksksndn try bein the one person that walked by him (months ago!) and recognised him, but got shy :(

@JojoTheVulture 2 года назад

My favorite ones are the ones that look true until you think about it thoroughly

@coryproffitt8676 9 месяцев назад

Thank you for all you do Dr. MIke. As a healthcare worker I so appreciate the laughs and knowledge you pass on from your channels.

@ameliecarre4783 4 года назад

This "you owe me half an hour of my life back" is so perfectly expressed. If only they actually had to pay for the time wasted.

@MoogieB 4 года назад

But it evens out with the time patients wait to see the doc!

@hkr667 4 года назад

I once had to pay 44 cents for medication. The printing of the bill and electronic payment costs more >

@ameliecarre4783 4 года назад

@@MoogieB I don't think so, no.

@kevinlandrini6799 4 года назад

i can imagine a story based on a society where people pay for things with time and not money. it sounds familiar. is there actually a book like that?

@ameliecarre4783 4 года назад

@@kevinlandrini6799 I think there's a movie. With Justin Timberlake. I haven't seen it so I'm not sure but time is a currency of sort. And when you're poor, you run out of time and you die.

@jillian7454 4 года назад

Dr. Mike: "All of this is in fun, it's a joke!" Also Dr. Mike: explains the medical side of every joke and how the article is massively incorrect. Me: oh, doc... This is why we love ya.

@carnage2332 4 года назад

That is really Mike's entire mission statement with this channel. Is to be friendly and entertaining while providing useful medical information.

@liger04 4 года назад

Except he played along for "ask [the doctor] straight up if they've ever killed a patient on purpose". Coincidence? I think not.

@Arrow14860 4 года назад

@@liger04 LMAO😂😂

@Hust91 4 года назад

I mean it's interesting context, right? How the joke relates to the real world situation that might have prompted the joke.

@lyn3792 4 года назад

Who is that in ur profile pic

@claresteen4708 2 года назад

That was so funny! It's more than a year into Covid, and the laughter is still needed now just as much as it was a year ago.

@acciotardisalohomora6302 3 года назад

For every few bad apple doctors there are the golden ones like you.

@ezurachan 4 года назад

"You owe me half hour of my life back". I'm so sorry Doc Mike for your loss.

@addie-eileenpaige6460 4 года назад

I'll take an half hour over the two hours I spent on the phone with unemployment.

@dynamicworlds1 4 года назад

Tell me more about how health insurance companies make our system more efficient.

@alejandrinar.971 4 года назад

Addie-Eileen Paige At least you get to call them. They’re not taking calls in my state.

@mikekazz5353 4 года назад

Ah I was just gonna waste it anyways.

@dannydethanos6994 3 года назад

Straight up ask your doctor if they’ve ever killed a man on purpose. “Hey doc.. you ever done that to a patient”. Best line ever

@haroldwilkes6608 3 года назад

Scarier would be, by accident?

@deusexaethera 3 года назад

"Yes, but just once, and only because he wouldn't stop asking for free Oxy's. It was only a matter of time before he ODed anyway, I just sped things up a bit."

@rk4397 3 года назад

My grandmother was a nurse at Charity Hospital in New Orleans in the 1890s. A child was brought in with rabies. The doctor smothered the child.

@deusexaethera 3 года назад

@@rk4397: That's awful. But with rabies there really isn't any other option; even with supportive care until the infection subsides, there will be severe lifelong disability.

@vanderbam2741 2 года назад

@@rk4397 ohhhh that's so sad 😞

@alicetodd1699 3 года назад

I work in an ER and just love Dr Mike. Have told everyone about his videos. Some of our docs watch

@aliepatchik8277 Год назад

When he was talking about plantar warts, I got one on my foot and I had to get it removed by a doctor. Them injecting the numbing agent into my foot was one of the most painful things I've ever experienced it was like fire ran through my veins

@mrinaljoshi294 4 года назад

Doctor Mike: "honestly all these organs are looking the same to me right now" Me: lol nice one Doctor Mike: Honestly this struggle is real Me:hahah....wait......what?

@soupisfornoobs4081 3 года назад

Suddenly, your kidney gets replaced with a heart

@pranamikaverma 3 года назад

@@soupisfornoobs4081 oH nOoOoOo

@r0b0b0t8 3 года назад

*uh oh*

@icewater6841 3 года назад

@@r0b0b0t8 well you only need... wait... MIKE PLEASE EXPLAIN AAAAA

@olymolly3637 3 года назад

@@henk-3098 Two lungs, anyone? Two legs, two arms, two ears... two brain hemispheres.... One heart is enough, we're not Kaijus. C'mon man.

@vaishnaviravikrishna2039 4 года назад

I felt an ungodly amount of joy at hearing the bee-woop again!

@fizzy7527 4 года назад

Sameeeeeeeee

@aubreygirl6284 Год назад

When he said that he had a toe remover I was shocked and very surprised that a doctor of all people freezes their toes.

@victoriaeads6126 2 года назад

There is actually good advice hidden in here-I had some excellent doctors as a child (with severe asthma and allergy problems) and as an adult I've realized that the doctors I was fortunate to have as a child are few and far between. Good doctors are rare and wonderful people.

@mariaregalado3894 4 года назад

WHEN IS THE CHEST COMPRESSION MERCH COMING DOCTOR MIKE. IM TIRED OF THE GAMES.

@hippityhoppity657 4 года назад

"I'M NOT PLAYIN THESE GAMES"

@ChuckADickiner 4 года назад

Nobody to compress your chest during quarantine? That's rough.

@davecrupel2817 4 года назад

Reg Aint playin' no GAMES!

@magicsforce 4 года назад

Maria reg is right to throw dem hands

@LL-rk5lv 4 года назад

Dr Mike looks like superman? Who agrees?

@Biden_is_demented 4 года назад

Pooping is hip. All the cool kids are doing it.

@creature8911 4 года назад

L L • yes

@creature8911 4 года назад

Darth Mucus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@07Sethy 4 года назад

I'm not so sure, but he definitely looks like that guy Clark Kent.

@ahhh4117 4 года назад

Ugh wow he really does did u read his think-piece on vigilante justice? It’s a good thing he doesn’t work in Gotham

@beaubartelet2951 2 года назад

Can we talk about the fact that HE got on the phone himself and spend an half hour arguing with the insurance company instead of letting the patient do it. Meanwhile my doctor forgets to send my referral to a ptsd clinic for 4 weeks, let’s his assistent call to tell me and is shocked when i get mad about it.

@heatherlogan4042 Год назад

Love this, please do another!

@VictoriaHatzson 4 года назад

2:33 Imagine someone taking this seriously and going to a doctor's office like "So what symptoms do YOU think brought me here today???"

@IceMetalPunk 4 года назад

Me, not a doctor, but if I were a doctor: "Good question. I think I'll refer you to a psychiatrist for those symptoms you have..."

@yfrufeyfryd2129 4 года назад

Doctor: does it start with A?

@alicehermioneannabeth 4 года назад

I work at a book store and too many times people want me to magically know which book they're talking about. "It had a dog and a sunset on the cover..." And such examples

@valesth4903 4 года назад

@@alicehermioneannabeth When you're waitressing and people tell you to bring them something you think they'd like 🙄

@celeniareyes4443 4 года назад

Victoria Hatzson lmfaoooo!!!!!!

@istoOi 4 года назад

1:42 "... Success is not paying for customers' medical care" The World*: lol *The US: Wait, where's the joke?

@TheCatgirl 3 года назад

i still don't understand the joke 😭

@beno1996ac 3 года назад

Health insurance companies have customers paying a monthly or a yearly fee for a certain type of health insurance so that when they go to see a doctor or to the hospital they just pay a fraction of the price on medication and treatments. The problem is, health insurance companies have a lot of particularities to try to get out of actually paying for the treatments and medication like Dr. Mike's story about his patient. In other places like Europe, people are already insured by their government so they don't have to pay for healthcare or have personal health insurance, unlike in the US

@idkidkidkidkidkid 3 года назад

@@TheCatgirl America makes people pay. I dunno how many countries don't make you but I know Australia has free health care

@melisa6609 3 года назад

portia uk too! Free healthcare over here✌️

@goattheoak 3 года назад

portia so does New Zealand

@mitchdiamond1 3 года назад

Anecdote of the day: I was at the hospital, getting ready to pick up my pa, and one of the doctors tries to put an older mute lady into my car, a horrified translator behind her trying to get the guy to stop.

@DivineKnight_115 7 месяцев назад

I really like my family medicine doc. I’ve been going to him since I was a kid and he’s always available when something comes up.

@annushkavarshavski9107 4 года назад

"you owe me half an hour of my life back" YEAH, TELL 'EM😂

@AMT3141 4 года назад

I feel that way with a lot of the people I have to deal with at work.

@a.n.l.aantineoliberalismas4504 4 года назад

I think they owe him more than tha

@onceinabluemoon3264 4 года назад

“Nutritionists reveal humans with proper diet should not be defecating” IDK why I laughed so much but at least my anxiety was reduced👍🏻

@onceinabluemoon3264 4 года назад

I didn’t expect my comment to be hearted thanks❤️

@prpitprp4927 4 года назад

Now your allertness increased

@onceinabluemoon3264 4 года назад

PRPITPRP lol

@AxxLAfriku 4 года назад

GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear op

@Shrubbist 4 года назад

I wonder if this is a reference to a claim by some raw vegans that if you are eating right you won't have periods. (If you're unfamiliar, you should google it. It's hilariously stupid)

@skreetlekeet9409 2 года назад

7:45 I'm pretty sure Dennis Kelly is a playwright who wrote a play called DNA, we're learning about it in drama at school

@CalifornianCuttlefish Год назад

Great Video! *This is both hilarious and interesting*

@cami8144 4 года назад

Poker players: wear dark glasses so they don’t show what card they are actually looking at and the opponent can’t find out their strategy Also poker players: wear dark reflective glasses showing which cards they have Me: *facepalm*

@ianmoseley9910 4 года назад

Camila Asenia Cejas Perhaps they could have virtual glasses that show opponents false reflectiions?

@brittanywoodman6559 4 года назад

Don’t touch you face! 😂

@raprista4440 4 года назад

@@brittanywoodman6559 virtual facepalm XD

@cami8144 4 года назад

Brittany Woodman too late 😂😂

@cami8144 4 года назад

Ian moseley Smithers bring that man I’m going to make him executive vice-president

@caffeinatedoctor 3 года назад

OMG! I encountered a patient today.. after greeting him, I asked him how he's feeling now ( he had taken medication for a sore throat 10 days ago) and he responded, " YOU TELL ME? " I was confused, so I asked him again, "do you have any symptoms right now" He said, "If I answer everything, what will you do? Should I do your job for you?" I tried to explain to him that I can't treat him if I don't know how he's feeling/what his symptoms are.. He just bluntly said, "it's your job to know how I'm feeling" As if we're psychics 🙄🙄

@davitdavid7165 3 года назад

What do you mean the nerveus system helps a lot when diagnosing problems?

@Math-pu4qo 3 года назад

You should know how they feel, you should know as the doctor, duh.

@Fletchawk 3 года назад

I hear giving children a lollipop makes them a lot more cooperative.

@iliadnetfear2586 3 года назад

Come on, Egghead! You got the papers on the wall, so you tell me.

@icarokaue7334 3 года назад

"I'm gonna call a partner" "oH aRe You ThAT iNcoMpetENT" "No, they're a vet, the only doctor who can know what a patient is feeling without asking"

@marcialynn3469 Год назад

I am a retired nursing home diretcor, friends with Drs I worked with. One was teaching when I had a mole removed. 7 students each stitched my arm one knot

@nemo_is_real 3 года назад

i love listening to doctor mike while i draw or do schoolwork :)

@PlanetYokoshima 4 года назад

His voice is soooo satisfying.

@emilytrost4123 4 года назад

I liked and then took it back but only to keep the likes at 100

@mnihs3314 4 года назад

@@mariejuana8246 DUDE....... he also LOOKS like one a dreamy one, tho

@sofaiaia 4 года назад

Smoke Weed dude stop be nice

@tylergrissom9357 4 года назад

“None of the headlines are true” The Onion a month ago: Trump is gonna recommend injecting disinfectant

@grapejuice8807 4 года назад

XDDD

@ayyylmao101 4 года назад

Ahhhh, when satire becomes reality...

@Maya-rg3bm 4 года назад

its where trump must get his news lmao

@Gr3nadgr3gory 4 года назад

He was talking about a UV injection treatment that blasts your lungs with light.

@ShovelChef 4 года назад

Gr3nadgr3gory, I can't tell if you're joking. I saw the clip everyone saw.

@pianissimo5951 Год назад

6:45 i love that gif

@johnwall363 3 года назад

Every few weeks I go on a dr.mike binge I can't be the only one

@adrees 4 года назад

“You owe me a half hour of my life back” OMG this is a funny joke but it succinctly points out the problem of doctors wasting too much time filling out paperwork and trying to get insurance to pay!

@vitaluka1854 4 года назад

I'm kind of surprised that the insurance is the doctors problem to make them pay. I would imagine that would be the person's problem not the doctor's.

@ameliecarre4783 4 года назад

@@vitaluka1854 The doctors help. Because they know how, and the patients don't.

@Negasuki 4 года назад

@@vitaluka1854 that patient must have went back saying "I need something else unless you can get my insurance to pay for this." and the doctor was like "Challenge Accepted!"

@darlingdahlia1109 4 года назад

Its the doctors responsibility if they are in network with your insurance (in the US). If they are out of network, they can just bill whatever they want to you.

@ThatGirlJD 4 года назад

@@vitaluka1854 It's called a Prior Authorization or worse a Formulary Exeption. The pharmacy initiates the process when the insurance sends a message saying the medication requires a prior authorization to be covered. The doctors office is faxed the forms through the computer system automatically. The doctor usually fills out the form and faxes it back to the insurance company. The form explains why the patient needs that particular medication instead of another medication that is on the preferred tier list of medication formulary. If the insurance still doesn't cover the medication the pharmacy calls the insurance company to find out what is going on. Then they send a message to the doctor's office to explain what the insurance company told them. The doctor who is usually irritated that the insurance company is "playing doctor" calls the insurance company and they resolve the issue. Sometimes the resolution is another medication, sometimes it is the insurance company paying for the original prescribed medication.