"Doctors Of Reddit" #2 | WEIRDEST Patient Stories 

I literally LOLed 😂😂

Oh my God

CRF Focus I lol’d so hard I started to cry laugh 😂😂😂😂😂

W H E E Z E

Oh maaanhh😂😂😂😂😂

Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access loooool #problemsofprogress

Why do I see you everywhere I go

Jesus mother 101

You are what you eat.

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

... or surrounded by phallic shaped objects, vegetables, or vacuum cleaners! You'd be amazed at how viciously those things will attack an exposed part of the body!

why will anyone even be naked on a ladder in PUBLIC

also in front of the garage

@@TheMishur you aren’t?

Wouldve been nice to know that earlier

52!??! How did she not pass out long before then!?

@@nikkiofthevalley I’ve been conscious and gabbling like a dorky toddler at 26. In fact, I’m at 47 right now and very cranky about it

@@icarusbinns3156 Apparently some people are mpre sensitive to low blood pressure than others. My sister (who is a Type 1 diabetic) passes out at ~65 which is probably highly worrying to a doctor for such and such reason but I have no idea if that's normal or not.

@@nikkiofthevalley I’ve never actually passed out from a low. I’m also Type 1, and coming up on 30 years with it… I have had many minor hypoglycemic seizures. Absolutely terrifying, to have no control over my body. I tend to get kicked out of sleep when I’m low. Looking into getting an alert dog to catch it sooner

@@icarusbinns3156 Type 1 diabetic here too. I usually wake up when I'm low, but one time a few months ago I woke up only when my blood sugar was around 30. I've been fine at lower levels, but I think because I was so sleepy (and maybe my blood sugar actually was lower than I though, especially because I didn't check it for a few hours because I was delirious) I have almost no memory of what happened until I started to come to. We got a senor a few days later. It has helped a bit, but I like the idea of getting an alert dog instead. Mostly because I'd love to adopt another dog.

They should make a banner with that

I don’t know why

You tell an untruth, you get a lethal injection

@@RedTheHead ahh the doktar

🤣🤣

Anna Filina what about your mouth

AND do not consume anything that's used to kill another organism

Kenneth Vun what about peanut butter, eggs, dairy, etc.

@@joiamusic6076 Ah, as long as you're not allergic to those, then you're fine.

Without trying to judge a man's sexual orientation or needs, inserting anything made out of glass is a bad idea.

Neat! How did he operate to remove a brain tumor in the 3rd century??

It's crazy that during a time when many doctors around the world could perform lethal trepanning procedures without any consequences, this guy got executed for failing to cure cancer. That's some bad luck.

@@lauramabe6578 With a lot of lube i presume

Oof. Well, for those wondering, there are a few brain surgeries even today where the patient is kept awake so they can monitor the reaction of nerves and bodily function. Some patients do a favorite activity, like playing and instrument or doing a puzzle.

@@skydragon84 In this case, Hua Tuo used a primitive form of anaesthetics called "mafeisan" in which he would get the patient high on opium prior to surgery.

Spencer Brown aaaaaah🤣

Ahhhh ur funy man

Who doesn't enjoy a little light foreplay every now and then?

@@casey3413 me i dont wanna get cooties

I laughed for a while at this comment. I can't even 😂😂😂

TombWraith I learned that the hard way when I almost died on the toilet with my pants down. Never felt so ashamed.

@@kianaalexis5004 You poor thing.

@@kianaalexis5004 omg what happened??

Never do anything you don't want written on your tombstone.

@@kianaalexis5004 how

I am so sorry that happened to her, she must have been in an insane amount of pain.

Jesus….. that’s what I fear as well rip

Question how did she end up having 3 different products in her urethra without even feeling them??

I'm so sorry for your loss ❤

​@@margaretbush The items would have been in the vagina (where menstrual blood comes from), not the urethra (where urine come from).

I had worms for so long as a kid. Harmless except itchyness, but had them pretty much constantly between 8-12 yo.. i treated them as a part of my body. Disappeared after i learned proper hygiene(which i had to teach myself) .Which is extreamily disgusting to think about

Tell your lawyer the truth so they can say the court you’re in doesn’t have jurisdiction over your case

Do the people advising not to tell your lawyer the truth actually have legal educations? I actually do have some legal education, not a lawyer mind you I sucked at legal writing, but I finished all the mandatory core courses so here we go... There are VERY few cases where lying to your lawyer will help you, the only time I can think of where it would is if you are putting someone in the stand you convinced to perjure themselves for you, in which case the lawyer needs to be unaware of the perjury, of if your illegal actions are ongoing and the lawyers representation or advice would aid in your continued pursuit of illegal activity. Most notably if you tell a lawyer about your plans to kill people or kill someone you will lose confidentiality. But these are the only exceptions to telling your lawyer everything, if your crimes are in the past even if you're a cold blooded serial killer, your lawyer is bound to confidentiality, they can't tell anyone you committed the murders, they can't tell the police where the bodies are buried, they can't be induced to testify against you, and they are free to assume any legal strategy that doesn't involve intentional perjury to seek your freedom (The lawyer is not committing perjury by relaying not guilty and building a legal argument, and all that is necessary is anyone on the stand believe everything they say and that fact be demonstrable). The case of watching someone wrongfully convicted of a murder your client committed and getting life in prison is an opening case for legal ethics classes for this very reason. The notable exception? If someone is wrongfully convicted of a crime your client committed and sentenced to death you can testify to save a life as this becomes an inadvertent future murder based on your clients actions. But double jeopardy can often still be used to protect your client if the lawyer was intelligent enough to get a verdict that included innocence of murder of each of the named victims. I use murder as the most extreme example, for nearly all other crimes admitting your crime to the lawyer if its in the past becomes a total non issue.

a witch's cat actually I think it would be more helpful to tell the full truth (to a lawyer), unless they’re a conscientious public defender. If you’ve got money to pay for a private lawyer, then chances are you’ll be able to find one that’ll defend u regardless of whether u commit the crime or not. And even if u tell someone that doesn’t wanna defend u, they can’t tell anyone bc of the confidentiality thing. So it’s helpful to tell the full truth bc the last thing they’ll want is for a piece of evidence to come to light in court about something that you failed to tell them about. If you tell them in advance, then maybe they can help u form a story in which the evidence won’t work against you. But if you’ve committed a crime, you should know that doctor patient confidentiality won’t stop them from calling the police esp if they think you’re potentially gonna harm yourself or others

@@dragoonsunite that's a lota words...

R/whooosh to all of you

26muel THE WHAT

ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS!!

Logic: 💯

Omg u should become a docter xD

You know what’s even better logic? Poison is poison, so don’t eat it. Ever. For any reason. Even if it won’t cause harm, why tempt fate?

Bill Morris mom? 😂

It’s smells of patrol bro jus go buy some patrol 😂

I thought it was sugar!!

Like 420 😏

@@TobeEvans snort smarties lmao

nurse: does the lawyer come from the law offices of haagen and dasz?

Sounds like something Trump might actually do though..

I'm starting to see a Karen here

@@bobbiesoales4149 Really gotta bring politics into here, man?

@@bobbiesoales4149 um was not necessary

You got him.. 🤣🤣

lmaoo underrated

Poor guy is never gonna live that down :P

I forgot about that 😂😂😂😂

That’s all I could think about when he said it 😂😂😂 was looking for this comment.

I wonder how old the child is, maybe she was trying to poison him and using ignorance as a cover?

A stupid one 🤦🏼‍♀️

Lady: "It looks like sugar" Common sense: "It's poison" Lady: "It's ant poison, so it poisons ants" Common sense: "Lady, I said it's poison!" Lady: "But he eated the ants, and they're in his belly. And ants are bad!" Govt: **Revokes parenting 'license' **

"There once was a woman who swallowed a fly", that song touches upon this nicely. She can't have a fly in her, so she decides to eat a spider to kill it, all the way until she somehow eats a cow, and horse, but then she's dead of course.

@@PanthereaLeonis Mummy dearest clearly hadn't heard of that little ol' story. Such a shame...

probably had hospital trauma, or maybe a lack of good insurance, or money.

oh look an american

@@ericpieknyi7490 I dont pay doctors directly, only indirectly over tax and i never lied to my doctor.

I think he simply meant that it's in one's own best interest to be honest.😊

Yes, lying to doctors is wasting money and time

OMGRIGHT?!?!?

Seriously, like how do you even get suction when the seat has space between it and the rim?

NecrochildK she probably flushed while sitting. Not only once. XD other than that I really can’t explain how that suction has happened.

@@user-lo7wn6ku8l just break the toilet with a hammer if you are so ashamed to call a paramedic.. 😂😂😂😅

@@user-lo7wn6ku8l That still wouldn't suction you unless she was sitting on the rim and not the seat.

@@AlyceMalyce the problem isn't that the child had worms, the issue is that the parents waited 2 WHOLE MONTHS before going to the doctor

aroseroe85 The problem with worms is that it is so embaressing for people that not even adults want to admit but rather hope that it goes away

Exactly

why would they even pay more for x ray and all the other stuff when they KNEW there was worms? it could have been so much more cheaper for them?

aroseroe85 I get what you’re trying to say but it just doesn’t apply here. If you knew your child had an early stage of cancer but they weren’t “in pain” yet, would you let them sit at home until their cancer progressed and their body started failing? Just because you’re not in pain doesn’t mean you don’t need medical attention. Even if worms are “common” (I’ve never heard this a day in my life, at least not living in the US), they are not normal, and left unattended, depending on the type of worm, they can spread and be FATAL. Most people know this. If you’d knowingly allow your child to live with parasites that could KILL THEM inside their body for THREE MONTHS when you have access to healthcare (it’s a different story for people who just don’t have the money/access and I’m well aware that those situations exist unfortunately), that is by definition child neglect, a form of abuse. It’s illegal in the United States. It’s the same as not feeding your child just because they aren’t crying out in pain due to hunger. It’s the same as not bathing them just because the dirt isn’t causing them “pain”. I’m not judging anybody, I’m sure the parents are probably very nice (and probably confused) people. But that’s not the case in every situation; sometimes bad people are also parents, and you can never be too safe when it comes to innocent children. I never wanna be in a position where I had the opportunity to help a child escape abuse, but didn’t because it’s “not my place” or because I don’t wanna “judge” anybody. If it saves a child from neglect or abuse, it is the right thing to do.

Let's hope you aren't a vet...

You sure that's not just an overfed pet?

Boi be lookin' like Stewie Griffin

...earphones 😂

Jk

I love BTS 3000 BIG BRÜN

I see a meme about something's like this but whoa, I'm shocked there's one person that have no common sense at all.

Yeah but she is so fdup the ants are already dead XD

🤣🤣 yea shes so dumb im so glad my mom isnt like that

I love BTS 3000 aww yes big brain time has begun

😂😂😂😂

As disturbing as it may seems, no. The ants are so resistant (if not crush by teeth) that their exosqueleton will give them the possibility to bite through the tissu and enter the blood stream. That'S how they kill birds, cutting through their arteries and going to their brain and heart. But i am talking about african ants here. Still that mom was ...mistaken to do this.

Sylvain Piche ??? WHAT How come ants survive a dangerous acidic juice inside of us, but we wouldn‘t if it wasn‘t for the special structure of our stomachs??

@@jessikapiche6097 for a moment you scares me for eating ants at age 6

@@arnavanand8037 no, i used to burn them with a magnifier though... bad of me. But my friend was worst... He came with mini firecrackers and that's when the fun began... Terrible of us... Espacially now that i have a very respect for their incredible importance in renewing the forest, breathing of the soil, and how they are able to cultivate mushrooms and antibiotics... They deserve our respect. And we think we are anything special... har, har, har,...

Honesty is the best policy. Also, you get mad respect from medical staff for being upfront and humble. They won't treat you like an idiot and you'll retain some dignity.

Yeah, honestly you might as well say you're not going to tell them how "blank" got there.

Well in that case it shouldn't matter if you lie or not, right? :)

@@stellannie86 aside from probs feeling humiliated after they bring up the fact that they see through your bs through one way or another, sure lmao

@@bongratunrthdoxtrsh5324 and the responds will be delayed. As in their medical respons to an injury.

Brooke Williams 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You dance with him? I would if could.😄

Right? Are you sure you're Russian and not Brazilian, Mike? 😂

Olay 💃

😂😂😂

I can relate! ( ARMYYYYY)

Thanks for making me laugh 😆

Riley Ambrose- But it’s not IN your EAR. 😮

Army!

Riley Ambrose My hearing loss is bad enough that q tips can’t do much to me anyways😂

Me too 😂😂 I love the feeling of q-tips in my ears.

When I do it I start coughing

My mom: *SHOVES THEM UP MY EARS!* Me: *" OW!! MOM YOUR SPREADING BACTERIA!!"* My mom: "THERES NO BACTERIA IN THERE! YOU GOTTA CLEAN THEM!!" Me: "Why do I hate doing it then? WHAT IF THERES COTTON SHOVED UP MY EAR CANAL?!" My mom: "YOUR OVERREATING!" Me: "NO IM NOT!" My mom: *_Kids,.._*

@@QuinncyHy If you cough, it's too far. Stop before you get to that point.

You have to stop the q-tip when there's RESISTANCE!!

BIG BRAIN!

Stinky brain

in games theyre even called anti-poison

This made me LOL in the hospital =]

ok...who allowed her to have children wtf xD.

The more details the doc has, the more precise the diagnosis and treatment can be.

As mama dr Jones says: we all heard it, probably today

Kyra Lavoie I bet so- O.o That reminds me of something minor that was connected to the Dentist. One day, I remember feeling something was wrong with one of my back teeth. It felt like a weird space, and it was a bit jaggy. I remember suddenly getting panicked, but I decided not to tell my mom. I figured that I was overreacting, and that it was nothing. I didn’t wanna bother her more than I had to. It stayed like this for ages, then a dentist’s visit came, and by then I had completely forgotten about the tooth and it was totally normal to me. Suddenly, the dentist’s face seemed concerned, and looked at where the tooth was. I was confused, until I saw a quite concerned look. The dentist look the little mirror out of my mouth, and I was worried. My mom was confused to. Apparently, then I learned, that little thing I was so used to apparently was a cracked tooth. I was asked again and again if there was any pain, but I said no. I never had any pain on it. Then later they ended up discussing if I needed surgery to get it removed. But they chose for my mom and them to discuss it another day soon, and let us go home. When I was at home, I told my mom I felt something there ages ago but I never thought it was important enough to tell her. Lesson learned, tell someone when you have something concerning, even if it seems silly. It’s actually soon gonna fall out for me IRL. Since it is a baby tooth. ;-; but it’s still there- but this event wasn’t ages ago.

Lol

@@jwsnyderaal to add to that, brush your teeth! I've now had 2 wisdom teeth that didn't need to be removed taken out, I didn't brush very often due to the powerful combination of untreated ADHD and depression. Both times I went on powerful antibiotics while I saved the money for the dentist, and both times the tooth was beyond cracked, had a hole the 1/3rd the size of a pinky nail and filled with decaying food and tooth innards, if you want to smell hell, smell that. I still have one of the teeth, they let you keep them but one was in Australia and when I moved out I couldn't take the other tooth home because of biosecurity issues that it would have.

haha yea

That would be awesome!!!

A doctor: *.starts stitching a gushing wound*. Also the doctor: "Let's do this - beewoop!!"

Your profile pic is everything g

I would look around like is doctor mike here

it's PEEWOOPPP

Actually, it's the other way around... better educated people think before having sex/kids.

This would probably solve the problem of overpopulation.

@@autohmaeDude, your comment makes no sense at all.

@@Schradermusic What I mean is: better educated people automatically have less kids. So you'd not need any test.

Probably not ethical, kinda like eugenics

TheGuitar Person That’s amazing. 😂😂😂

Nah you really don’t. Good joke though!

😂😂😂

Emily Jones Hearts o

That's great! 😂👌

I prefer holistic methods, too. When I hear or read about something I think may be useful, I Google "scholarly articles on _____" and make sure a study was statistically valid, not cherry-picked for a splashy chat show item. 😉 Then, I discuss with my excellent Primary doc, and we weigh risks and benefits together. 😊

Rectum? I'll say, wrecked him really good too.

Rectum? I hardly know 'em.

Whose rectum by the way?? I'm so funny lol

he said it twice in a later thing..

This was literally my thought

blackcactuz bear is sitting next to me right now and he’s not happy (he’s a chocolate bear) lol

Lmao me too

@@DoctorMike No chocolate or peanut butter.....!

@@DoctorMike can u plzzzzz talk about tmd?

@@DoctorMike plz. Like me comment tooooo . I am waiting for 4 hours

That's a chistoso comentario my amigo.

Haters gonna hate :/.

Shaniya Taylor They'll hate his flawless Spanish accent, of course

Lol every white person in florida uses that. Lol idk y. I do too

*Fiesta Salsa Quinceniera Baila*

BurgerGamez doesn’t make any sense?

@@satisfiedpeople1250 saying any type of drug in a RU-vid video will get you demonetized

Any proof ?

@@satisfiedpeople1250 just google it

@@satisfiedpeople1250 I don't think the RU-vid algorithm likes people talking about drugs. It would most likely say: 'This video promotes bad activity/behaviour.' Something like that

I know. I want it as a text tone lol

I thought it was be(e)woop

Rachel Rachel omg not even 2 seconds after I read this comment I come upon that exact sound effect

@@malibuXoXobabe it is beewhoop

Rachel Rachel I worry the traditional bleep triggers the demonitization process lol

Stupid human related vet stories are the best! 😂

The last story..... *S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A*

😂😂😂

Well... not that I don't understand how this can happen... but I'm shocked too by the doggy that got his sister preggo! I didn't know doggies did their own siblings...

@@ABerenice I mean I'm not sure but like I know some pet owners call their pets siblings but they're not actually from the same litter. Like my friends has two cats that try to have sex sometimes(they're neutered and spayed though) and he always yelling for the male cat to stop trying to have sex with his sister

House is a beast

we say that in I.T. too. Users always lie.

It's because House was lying to himself, Freudianly seeing it in others... Sh*t was deep

Cue Dr Mike: it's about time for House 4!! 🎬

House... ♥️♥️♥️

XD

THE ANTS AREN’T JUST GONNA EAT THE POISON, KAREN! THEY ARE DEAD! YOU JUST POISONED YOUR CHILD, KAREN!

@Stephen Coleman I mean.... those are food here lol Just that I'm not fond of them orz

That should’ve been a CPS call

100th like!!!

She heard the president supports shooting sanitizer vs Covid19. Poison vs ants is basically the same :D

Eating ants is nutritional? Hmmmm

@@shmeepness1700 Long story short, protein from animals :D

Insects usually don't need cooking, so unless you mind the crawling while they are alive, they are perfectly edible

when i was a child my mom said that i used to eat ants as well and she said that its good for the voice

Just as I started reading this he started to actually say it

*bee woop intensifies*

Me: 8:01

HOW MANY TOOTHPICKS ARE IN THERE DR MIKE?!

@@artemisarrow3607 sameeee

Bhahaha

My sister and I did NOT like to eat peas when we were little. So Dad waits until AFTER he dropped Mom off at the grocery store, came home and taught us how to eat peas off a butter knife. Mom never did figure out why we all of a sudden liked eating peas...we didn't tell her. By the way if you get really silly and stick the butter knife too far into your jaws you can hit the back of the throat and gag...

I- O h

@Steve when I was I shoved a cotton ball up my nose and it stayed there for 2 weeks.... no one realized until it started to smell

Same one time I got a pea in my nose(i was 4-5 then) Which causes a lot of hassle for my parents And 2 years ago i got an cotton in my ear Then the doctor said i have fungus infection (something related with) in my ear And now my left year still hurts

🤣🤣

Zucchini Soda 😂 😂 😂

Bro this really isn’t funny the guy was a making a serious statement when he said that you really are insensitive for no thinking what pain that cause him when I happened I’m reporting you for doing don’t do it again or I’ll sue you for harrasment

Zucchini Soda Bro what

Naomi Erdos cat ssssss

*put a video in ads in doctor mike video*

Same

I changed the likes from 1k to 1.1k

@@selfpropelledantiaircraft5633 that would be an ad I wouldn't skip

I got an ad saying not to exercise😑

Haha, yes! Such a strange children's story.

I did not knew negative iq existed

for real ingesting a whole ass food chain 🤦🏻‍♀️

Isn't that a children's story. What was it called again

In one doctor house episode a kid put a small toy cat in his nose. It got stuck and the kid put a toy firefighter car afterwards and a police car. Doctor House said, that the kid was pretty smart XD

Well idiots gunna do what idiots do.

That's because putting object where they don't belong is not the only stupid thing people do. The ant poison one had me shocked for a minute...

I'm guessing those people are too embarrassed to use proper toys or to go out and buy one. Wich is understandable. So they use random objects instead that get stuck

@@HunGredy agree. Natural selection doesn't work as well nowadays. Dumb people cause death for others while they themselves more likely will survive till old age.

​@@lunawolfheart336 Yeah, but like I really don't understand how this is less embarrassing. Also, like you can order anything online now.

it seems they are quite dumb too. didn't they pay lots of money for all the tests and spend extra 5-6 hours in the hospital? instead of just telling about the worms and getting a treatment cheaper and faster.

CPS. It clearly seemed intentional. To have sympathy. Maybe she a Karen and wanted to die. As maybe she think they never find out and their child dies.

You have to realize some people have very ...basic health knowledge...and very ...old religious belief... that make them totally unsuitable to care for a child. Yet they do. That's why you need to be ...socially perceptive...to catch the truth from what people are saying.

I'll tell you it's not as bad as you think. It's completely harmless plus the worms are really small and you can get the medicine off the counter. You don't want to know how I know.

@@jessikapiche6097 The religious belief is not excuse. I have religious beliefs and also know better than to let a sick kid suffer when a doctor can help.

🙅

IKR! How did she not get toxic shock syndrome?

Audrey Ganz so she had a tampon in for 7 yrs or did i rlly understand the wrong way?

@@mayaaa1833 I thought she was definitely pleasuring herself, because wouldn't you push it out eventually (i.e. after a huge meal when you're ridding yourself of said huge meal)?

@@kinn4086 I don't see how that's possible. 1) You're not going to feel pleasure from anything dry unless you're just kinked that way, and 2) even if she lubed it before inserting it, it would take a lot longer than 1 day to smell bad enough to make her go to the ER, and 3) depending on her anatomy, she might not have been able to poop it out. And that leads us back to the central question of why the f*ck she let that thing stay inside her for seven years??? All I can figure is that she forgot to take it out at the time, then forgot it entirely until the doctor found it. I once read a story about an *almost* equally disgusting tampon incident, but I don't want to make anyone vomit.

Good job to your mom. Maybe not so much child proofing your home but she reacted correctly.

Thank God she did!

SAME T_T

Your mother did good. I’m very proud of her.

Your mom let you eat Tide Pods though...

congratulations to your dad! tell him some random person on youtube is really proud of him!

ananya peterson my dad ACTUALLY stopped smoking AND drinking 13 years ago. 😎💯💯

@@morrisbelico9212 congrats to your dad too!! he's done great things ♥️♥️

ananya peterson I really need your positivity in my life.

@@matchacat6935 well, i guess you can't be positive all the time in life (even i'm not positive all the time!), but comments like elizabet's and strixus make me happy, knowing how someone is living a better life than they were before! (you don't have to force yourself to be happy all the time, sometimes you can't help thinking about the bad stuff going on, but just for some encouragement, one of my favorite Bible verses: Psalm 42:11 - "Why are you cast down, O my soul? And why are you disquieted within me? Hope in God; For I shall yet praise Him, The help of my countenance and my God.") stay safe

Same 😂

FML, damn it

Slooowly..

Haha 😅👍

@@shivanshna7618 sensually...

Arachnids!

exactly what i thought !

You could technically still eat spiders but...they need to be dead. And hopefully cooked. I don't know if I could eat spiders, not unless I was starving.

Exactly

They probably still have good proteins though. :-)

I made it 50 likes 🙃

@@you_actually_read_these_702 nice :D

@@dannyboi_exe wholesome

420 likes loooool

@• Jensou • haha yeah :)

I don't even understand why doctors ask this anymore. We all know how it got up there.

​@@nickllama5296 sexual assault is possible. And this "falling" on object is possible to (I saw some videos, where this happened, but with so much people lying about it, i dont think what they say could be decisive). I dont get why this people are making so big things from this. from the doctor's point of view - having a patient with a toy in his nose or rectum is better, than patient with a toy in trachea or eye.

@@bmxrichard21 'Falling' on something is certainly possible and can cause tremendous damage--as a former comrade learnt when he landed on the muzzle of his rifle when jumping down from a truck. Not a pretty sight stretchering him into the Medical Centre (luckily enough we were right outside when it happened). As Doctor Mike has told us many times--and we were taught in our Air Force first aid training--don't remove any penetrating object. It did pose a few queries as the weapon was still loaded at the time...

@@MrPaulMorris ouch! That must have been very interesting to try to immobilize. As hard as it would be to immobilize, it would make you start to wonder if the risk of damage from movement while clearing the rifle would be worth the reduction of risk from removing the live round, especially since it would almost certainly move anyway...

You should never assume anything. I have to ask seemingly obvious questions at my job in a call center because you never really know

Turnip the Beet how has this not gotten more likes

To be honest, imagine being the other guy. While you are entitled to the luxury of a roof and a hospital at ease, this homeless man is practically going through something. We live in a society.

I would've been confused af 😂😂😂

why did you change hospitals for that i dont understand

Omg aghhhhh