Dog Name Theories | Stand-Up | Michael Jr.

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So I have this theory about dog names. Let’s see if it works...
What kind of dog do you have and what is its name? Comment below.
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@KyleHurd 6 лет назад

Y'all, I'm not gonna lie, I'm a devout believer but don't generally find Christian comedians funny, but THIS dude is HILARIOUS!

@harlandfriendofgod6108 5 лет назад

Me and my wife have a dog named Mandy; very affectionate dog (16-18 lbs) and part Pekinese (red longhair) and Daucshaund

@jessicaanderson8240 4 года назад

You need to search up Tim Hawkins then! But Michael Jr. really is HILARIOUS. I love his message with his comedy too!

@paigeasaurr 3 года назад

He's Christian??? Thank God.

@valerietomsic8454 2 года назад

Michael Jr. is GIFTED.....for REAL! I adore his style!

@CauseImFlawless 6 лет назад

This man's changing the world with laughter. Who would've thought?

@gefloigle 5 лет назад

When I lived in the South I knew a black family that had a mutt named White Boy. True Story.

@jamesengland7461 5 лет назад

"White boy, come here!"

@zodarian6705 5 лет назад

🤣

@noworriesmate8287 5 лет назад

🤣😂🤣 and I’m a white boy.

@leeboy_ 5 лет назад

🤣🤣🤣 Day made!!

@dawnravenel2473 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@coreygrimes5407 6 лет назад

Well I’m mixed... and my white cousins got a dog named Charlie and my black cousins have a dog named Yamborghini 😂😂

@michellewright99 6 лет назад

Corey Grimes haha there ya go

@jabarismith8573 6 лет назад

Corey Grimes you are interracial as being a human being. The term mixed or mutt is for animals... Just an FYI... Have a Blessed Day!

@GensSancta 6 лет назад

Sounds about right. Lol

@churchboy4609 5 лет назад

When i went, the theory proved true for all the white people that we asked (my mom and i are native, but our dog is named brody), then we got to this black lady, she didn't have a dog, but her daughter had a dog. Her dog's name was Gucci Mayne. I am NOT kidding. The whole crowd, including the black lady, lost it at that point, for like 5 minutes. It was the best part of the night.

@coreygrimes5407 5 лет назад

churchboy4 😂😂😂 that is hilarious

@bobreich3534 6 лет назад

the world needs more Michael Jr's!!!

@servantrose 6 лет назад

"Thanks for messing that up" lol

@mingraves 6 лет назад

No wonder it's his dog....🤣🤣🤣🤣

@karenjohnson9690 5 лет назад

One of our black friends named his dog "Sarge". It is a German Shepherd. This friend is a retired police officer. I am white. Before we discovered that I am allergic to dogs as a little kid, we had a German shepherd too. I named her "Laura". I was a Little house book fan. But there you go, I am backing your theory up. Your welcome.

@Blaqk_8298 6 лет назад

How many people love MICHAEL JR.?

@duanedavide3draeedwards465 6 лет назад

BLAQK ! I DO

@theresabarrow5199 6 лет назад

Me!!!!

@naturallygorg85 6 лет назад

My eyes were playing tricks on me. I thought you asked how many BLACK people love Michael jr. Lol smh

@Blaqk_8298 6 лет назад

NaturallyGorg85 😁

@FeiboInspire 6 лет назад

I do.

@cynthianyanda3842 6 лет назад

Lol. I was waiting to hear names like Tiger, Spider and the like. We give dogs the name of another animal here.

@gravity3.8 6 лет назад

or browny

@serenah8583 5 лет назад

I'd just name my dog "dog"

@christianbryan7474 5 лет назад

My dog's name is Blaze. He is a Siberian Husky and he was FAST!

@Carrrnversations 4 года назад

Lol South Africa... 🧡💛

@levii.r 3 года назад

@@serenah8583 My mom used to have a neighbor when she was a little girl that had a dog named Dog. Haha

@marydennis4700 6 лет назад

Michael Jr. I love your smart clean comedy. Especially when you tell the audience to think about it bc they are staring blank at you bc for a minute they didn’t get the awesome joke! Those jokes have true wit behind them! I love it!

@1Tim1.15 4 года назад

Macy is also my dog's name..and she just showed up too!! I'm not even kidding!!!

@samuelarthur887 4 года назад

Show your dog's picture.

@pamelag7553 4 года назад

I think it's great you gave a lost dog a good home!:)

@josepmatt 6 лет назад

Michael Jr., you're too good!! Come visit us in India!

@williams13man 6 лет назад

this man is the perfect blend of timing and humor. I love his work

@psykomystro 5 лет назад

But, generally speaking, he's got a point. Most of the dogs in our neighborhood have names that describe them or how we see them. Michael Jr., is hilarious!!!

@johnny71424 6 лет назад

It's his dog 😂😆😂😆

@TommyNitro 5 лет назад

“It’s his dog!” 😂😂😂

@ashtonbecks2790 6 лет назад

dang, Micheal Jr. u right tho. I'm black and I got a mutt...and his name is tubby😁😂

@theresabarrow5199 6 лет назад

Ashton Becks 😂😂 Mine were Pepper and Jazzy both mutts 😂

@shanni89fromMS 6 лет назад

Ashton Becks my dogs names are Pipi, Riko, Blacka, Brownie and Roper....if those are human names then I guess I messed up his theory but I doubt that DWL!

@Kjoyful419 6 лет назад

Ashton Becks I had a german shepherd and his name was Smokie😂😂😂

@amyeverett2676 4 года назад

Lol

@BC-cj6ye 6 лет назад

Maybe the first clue that our family is more colorful than we look is our dogs over the years: Beastly, Ranger, and Mischief.

@MPaulHolmesMPH 5 лет назад

I am white and my wife is black, and our kids named our pug (this is true) Mr. mugsy grunky waffle sparkles hagendaaz Holmes T the 3rd. update: As of 4-2-2020, I call him stink-bottom McHerpeeDerp, son #1 calls him "backstraps McGee, Doo-Doo on Ye, Hahahahaha hahahahee", son #2 calls him doggie, and my wife calls him Waffles.

@rosaliealfano1999 5 лет назад

MPaulHolmes I just laughed out loud! That’s an awesome name😂

@Viktir123 4 года назад

That is the Whitest dog name on Earth. You should win an award but it's also the cringiest thing I've ever heard.

@pamelag7553 4 года назад

Your wife has the right idea, calling him Waffles!;)

@tammiemichelle6880 6 лет назад

Black folk were like, GOTCHA! 😂

@harveysdtr 6 лет назад

Can hardly wait for your comedy special in theaters Michael Jr.

@joanieharshaw32 6 лет назад

Wow Michael Jr., you're on to something...😂😂😂 My dogs over the years... Coal: lab mix Midget: terrier mix Tip-Toe: mitt Big Red: German Shepherd Scrappy: mutt Thumper: mutt Rocky: mutt Spike: Chihuahua Nikko: Pitt Polo: Pitt

@MichaelJrComedy 6 лет назад

Thanks for playing along

@diRecTorUNBEKNOWNST 6 лет назад

Mr. Michael Jr. Sir. I'm not black but I love your style,.. PS my uncle is however and his Rottweiler was named baby; also growing up in a mixed fam & watching the A-Team I did not realize I was not black and I got a very disappointed mohawk (thinking I could look like Mr. T... don't know why I'm saying that... Except also I had a mutt named flea..

@4knewt505 6 лет назад

Tip Toe 😂😂😂

@joanieharshaw32 6 лет назад

@@diRecTorUNBEKNOWNST Flea... that's cute... why flea?

@joanieharshaw32 6 лет назад

@@4knewt505 My family tend to name dogs after their personalities and Tip-Toe was the first of many dogs for me...I was quite young when we had him. I'll have to ask how the name originated.

@SpanishwithNeena 6 лет назад

Ever noticed how many big dogs have names like Thor, Zeus, Goliath, etc.?

@markarnold6257 5 лет назад

Or the ironic named little dogs. My aunt has a Yorkie named Thor. He weighs 4 pounds.

@NeakM 6 лет назад

My dogs name was Aboo, and my previous dogs name was Patches, just proved your point, haha 😂

@WarriorFitnessQuest 7 месяцев назад

This guy is a national treasure!! Helping the homless and disadvantaged people and super funny that you can take the whole family together with comedy that is bringing the whole world closer not apart!! Love your work man! Thank you!!

@MichaelJrComedy 7 месяцев назад

Wow, thank you

@emmanueldennis1718 6 лет назад

This made me fall off my bed laughing. Oh my! Pure comedy

@bigsabertoothbunny5986 5 лет назад

Now that was funny, a Border Collie named Macie. And the theory self-implodes in 1...2... In my house, right now, I have a Great Pyrenees name Mya and a Toy Poodle names Xerxes. The wife wanted the little dog to have a manly name we to anthology and though hey, why not give him the name of a dude who almost conquered the entire known planet in his time. Fun times.

@jimikelley189 6 лет назад

That is SO FUNNY !!! What are the odds ?

@overflownow33 4 года назад

My girls(9 & 5) and I love you Michael Jr. May God continue to bless you for the joy you bring to so many 😇

@Oct_sflb 3 года назад

Three dudes come up, one, flies everywhere, holding a blanket, and sucking his thumb

@paynec076 6 лет назад

Congratulations Mike, Looking forward to it!!!

@m.r.6222 4 года назад

This bit was so funny! He had the room in stitches!

@philatkinson3955 2 года назад

Michael Jr. you are by far my favorite comedian of all time! I am sharing your video with as many people as humanly possible! 🤘😎♥️🙏

@guyadkins3108 2 года назад

Love him and his clean classy comedy it’s needed and shows how talented he really is with not having to take the easiest route to get a laugh anyone can tell a dirty joke and make fun of people and humiliate them for money he’s in a category of his own bless him

@ReigningWomban 5 лет назад

That’s great! CONGRATULATIONS!! You deserve it and I’m happy for you!!

@angeldr1987 6 лет назад

Straight up hilarious 😂

@kamaumburu413 6 лет назад

Boom man 🔛 top, keep updating us about the show

@TheXYGhost 2 года назад

My friend has a few dogs A Chihuahua named Pedro A Dachshund named Adolf An Italian Greyhound named Luigi And a Scottish terrier named Montgomery.

@monishavance6861 6 лет назад

Absolutely the funniest thing that I’ve ever seen!

@LaLunaTv 5 лет назад

It's his dog ...flawless lol

@mrmaczaps 5 лет назад

Had a dog once named Cocoa... she was a mutt. And she liked pasta & having the tv remote. 😉😂

@duanedavide3draeedwards465 6 лет назад

FUNNY, THOUGHT PROVOKING AND HEART TOUCHING

@dreamseeker3783 4 года назад

5 minutes of funny! Love it!!

@tonydobek8908 5 лет назад

Omg that was great! Im in tears!

@anb3rlyn 5 лет назад

You are FUNNY!!! Love you😍😍😍

@adampentz6011 4 года назад

And dude, this dude is making me laugh out loud. Go Michael Jr!

@AtticWit 6 лет назад

This is great!

@kristiparson-smith5503 4 года назад

FanTASTIC!! Still laughing!!😂🤣

@mosesmoise9897 4 года назад

« She..actually just showed up.. » 🤣

@Introvera 6 лет назад

lol I've been wacky with naming animals recently. Most of the neighborhood stray cats I met I've named them after food (ex. Walnut, Mango, Frappe, Cheese Curl, Cocoa Bean). XD I know this is a vid about dogs but I never got to name one myself.

@janeannschafer1514 5 лет назад

OnyxTheRevived My cat’s name is Troy! Never had a dog

@joeltomskaria6564 5 лет назад

Hey Michael Jr. , You are an inspiration... God bless you

@Hakesify 6 лет назад

Hilarious!

@valeriegonzalez4316 6 лет назад

I’m Native American and on the Rez the dogs just walk into the yard and just stay, so we had 8 lol. Husky named Girl, a Doberman mix named Shotgun, a mutt named Lobo, two Sheep Dogs named Popeye and Shufa (Native for Little Feather), a Collie named Paizon (Italian for Friend), another red haired mutt named Rusty, and finally a Cocker Spaniel named... Regina. 🐕

@ufera 5 лет назад

Love this guy!!

@LL120 6 лет назад

Definitely gotta see this!

@monica7543 3 года назад

You are so funny! Love it

@cicelyb.690 6 лет назад

Beautiful.. I mean really awesome looking comedy.. pure and effective..Thankyou..

@lenbkula 6 лет назад

So good 😂😂😂

@shellygraham2194 6 лет назад

Love you Michael Jr!

@jessicaaudate 6 лет назад

"Border Collie" 😂😂😂😂😂

@michaelquintana678 5 лет назад

man i support u Michael Jr. and i will pray for u .. i had a dog but named him after a rock band..my nieghbor loved that....

@eileenmacdougall8945 5 лет назад

just saw Michael for the first time on Saturdays "Magnificent Mornings," TV show. It's gotta take a lot of talent to be funny and family friendly too. Nice.

@Jvaldes609 6 лет назад

Thanks bro great content.

@gthang4785 4 года назад

love this guy

@RayNellum 4 года назад

You killed it bro!😂😂😂☠️

@alfredtorres6011 6 лет назад

My wife has two dogs, AND they have MIDDLE names! LOL

@pamelag7553 4 года назад

My children gave our dogs middle names. Since people have them, they just figured our dogs should too!;)

@JaneDoe-ci3gj 4 года назад

I love it when his stereotypes doesn't work.😂👍

@SomeBuddy777 4 года назад

Warren is just wrong wrong wrong! 😁😁😁 Love ya, Michael Jr.

@franb6112 6 лет назад

Too funny!!!

@chaggawarrior 6 лет назад

Will you be posting any more break time videos? I really used to enjoy those. Hope you post some more in the future.

@MichaelJrComedy 6 лет назад

Look out for a few

@gjone1 6 лет назад

Michael Jr. Dude, thank you for representing so smoothly!!!

@Perfectpearl 4 года назад

4:22 His facial expression is hilarious 😂. She's lying though.

@ddickson1167 5 лет назад

You forgot Rotweiler! Every Brother I knew in the army had a Rottie!

@Rosedaleb1 5 лет назад

I knew he was going to prove his theory b/c the first two women seemed too nervous to answer lol

@LAStars-sratS 4 года назад

That's a pretty good theory/observation.

@karyn2480 6 лет назад

Hillarious!!!!

@bernicecherfrere7736 6 лет назад

I'm so looking forward to the movie and future comedy shows!

@nielknox 4 года назад

Thank you Michael Jr.

@mamajo005 6 лет назад

This is funny. Lol

@ryannisbeth 5 лет назад

Love Michael Jr! As soon as I heard his theory I couldn’t stop laughing 😂. I’m black and my family has had 5 dogs: Hope, Champ, Skittles, Snickers, and Cujo

@lisaj3915 Год назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@isabella_elizabeth8238 5 лет назад

Oh my gosh I was dying laughing😂😂😂

@AP-Design 4 года назад

The theory is true. None of my last three dogs had human names and the first time I found out my white friend had a dog with a human name, it took me months to get used to it

@HaloHighlightz 6 лет назад

If it’s any consolation, my dog’s name was Simba

@Calida 6 лет назад

Too hilarious!

@gracegonzales9208 6 лет назад

Hysterical

@jeromegarcia5396 5 лет назад

Lol He actually got sum comedy skills I like this dude

@jesussaves7777 5 лет назад

So funny. God bless!

@gidiasdzaa4794 6 лет назад

It makes me wonder if you have a theory on cat names. How about a theory on other races? I used to work in a vet clinic as a licenced veterinary technician and most of the dogs I saw had human names. I lived close to a rez and I think the names were mixed (human or animal names). There were lots of names too that were Native American, for cats and dogs, which can make it hard to tell if it's a human name or not (ex: one who chases bear). I've never got to have a dog but was around lots if dogs with names like: Cowboy, Maverick, Shadow, Cinch, Dally, and Guido. I name animals by what they look like or how they act. One cat of mine is named Birmingham because that's all he would come to. He also just showed up one day. I have "used" cats. Another is named Nick Furry after the Avenger character Nick Fury. Nick is a black cat with one eye missing.