Me too! I grew up in Minnesota and we were blessed enough to have a cabin on Mille Lacs Lake. The way he describes Minnesotans and our love of lakes/ tubing / watersports is dead on! No doubt Tim's actually experienced it.
why is this the first time I've come across this guy? all these years I've missed out! I'm definitely going to be checking out some more videos of him.. hilarious shit!
definitely also not the first time I had heard about Tim Hawkins! It's seems he was in stage for quite some time, not a very short period - or at least it is so to my knowledge and I am only 21 yrs old! How long was comedy Tim's thing, where did this thing start and how did he get saved?
Some people are the other extreme of "one square" and don't pay attention to how much they use. I offen use only half a sheet of paper towel to dry my hands and it annoys me when people use two sheets.
I've been wearing glasses for almost 40 years. I've had that air test done even more times than that. Never really thought about it. But since Tim mentioned it, I googled it. Here is the result: The puff test is used to measure intraocular pressure (IOP). That air that you feel during the puff bounces back to give the machine a reading of your eye pressure. This is significant, as a raised IOP can indicate a problem with the eye such as glaucoma. If that helps even one person, awesome! If not, oh well. It took less than one minute off my lifespan. Haha! 🤣😂
Any comedian I can show to my mother is a comedian I like. I remember having heard various jokes by John Mulaney and he was so hillarious in them I pulled up a special on ..idk Netflix?... and he was just GD this and GD that and f-bombs everywhere and was like " where was all that during the stuff I saw on youtube, I wouldnt have shown this to my mother " Now I don't mind filth and cursing in comedy, done right it can emphasise a joke surprisingly well BUT it is hardly necessary and soem comedians seem to make filth half their bit. Like look at an old one--Red Skelton -- I grew on on these video tapes my Grandma had of Red Skelton and to this day he makes me laugh...nott a scrap of cursing or filth to be seen for miles and he was so hilllarious...same for ray stevens ( fun fact my grandma was named Margret and my grandpa would call her up and say "it's me again Margret" and if you don't get the reference look up the song by ray stevens, its funny. )
I love you Tim Hawkins You are a good man Tim Hawkins My husband I listen to Tim Hawkins I told you that because I was feeling so I was feeling down really bad. For the grace of God in you I'm feeling better
@@courtenayoeltjenAnd driving on the frozen lake with your car, or even wheelie around on water with a hopped up snowmobile. Love visiting in the winter
Back in the day, they used some sort of a scale with a weighted rod that was placed right on the front of your eye, in contact with the cornea, I think. The puff of air thing is a piece of cake! -old dude
Went to husband's family reunion in Minnesota. His aunt had a riverfront house. His cousin took me skiing. I look down and could see the rocks of the riverbed. Later, talking about it and she says, Oh yeah, it is not a deep river. You can walk from bank to bank and keep your shoulders and head above water even at the deepest part. 😮 First time I met her, the first thing that popped in my head was Marge Gunderson in movie Fargo. 🤣🤣🤣
I live in Minnesota but yeah that sounds dangerous. Never been water-skiing, but I was in a canoe that capsized in the Boundary Waters area, we were somewhat close to a shore but it still took a while to get there.
You should check out "The Tim Hawkins Podcast". The first "season" is my favorite, it used to be called Poddy Break and they recorded it while on tour before Covid.
Military joke: one square of toilet paper, fold in half, tear a circle out of the middle, stick middle finger through hole, wipe butt with finger, use toilet paper to wipe finger. The circle piece is used to clean under the finger nail.
